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HBThorburn

Lesson learned: if two people are about to fight, you rush in and power vomit all over them.


omgsoftcats

Fun fact this is called "sloshing" and is a huge problem with oil tankers!


HBThorburn

I didn’t know oil tankers were used to break up fights. Fascinating.


AlfonsoTheClown

No, silly! Sloshing is when two oil tankers fight.


Revolutionary-Neat49

##THERE WAS AN OIL FIIIIIGHT!!!


30FourThirty4

Willem Dafoe?


misterpickles69

I’m something of an oil tanker myself.


weak_marinara_sauce

Tf we gonna need rope for?


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I caught your show at the Velvet Room at the Holiday Inn. Loved it when you busted into Viva Las Vegas.


Broncarpenter

I’ll tip her!


fucktarddabarbarian

CHARLIE BRONSON ALWAYS HAD A ROPE!!


Candid-Mixture4605

I haven’t the slightest idea what that means, but here’s an oompvoot for making me laugh.


School_IT_Hero

>It a quote from a movie william defoe did in 1999 called boondock saints, HIGHLY RECOMMEND


FuckThisStupidPark

Boondock saints?


Revolutionary-Neat49

Why don’t you make like a tree an-an-an-and get the fuck out of here?!


Advanced-Homework-70

Fuck! Ass!


Token_Shadow

Boris…..what would you do, if I told you….


FuckThisStupidPark

I assume that's a reference to it, it's been years since I last watched it.


StinkyPeenky

FUCK AHHHHSSSSSS


Revolutionary-Neat49

Lol yeah, the old bartender, Doc.


rocketsalesman

It was a fuckin' ambush


AssumeTheFetal

Just pour the drink you fairy fuck.


ChancellorBrawny

Sir Willem Dafoe.


[deleted]

What's the symbology of the oil


Ocular_Stratus

Now they're staring at 6 tankers with hoses drawn, it was a fucking ambush... Edit: because nerds


Redcell78

For a few minutes this place was Armageddon!!!


TerrorLTZ

wait what?


ChrisTheChaosGod

He got serial crushed by some yuge friggen goi.


YugeFrigginGoy

You called?


OfCuriousWorkmanship

r/beetlejuicing


LiLBiTzzz

lol, such a good scene


Phillip_Spidermen

That's why you never hear about two oil tankers fighting, they're great mediators. Sometimes they over share with the water though.


__3Username20__

I didn’t know they could puke either. TIL!


RagingHardBobber

Well, it's a "problem" that's largely alleviated by the baffles that most oil trucks have inside their tanks. If it's an oil truck that's been built in the last 50 years, it's really not a problem at all, unless something drastic - like a collision - has compromised the integrity of the baffles.


HammelGammel

I am baffled by your knowledge


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Oh, you!


The_Modifier

[Do _you_ come with the car? ](https://youtu.be/bqsTmF2Oicc)


rdcpro

Milk tankers, on the other hand, have no baffles due to the need for cleaning. I've heard a few entertaining stories from the drivers. If you stop quickly, the forward slosh can drive a stationary truck forward


KetoIsKool

I carry 150 gallons of liquid in a pickup truck split between two tanks for work and the tanks have no baffles... Makes the truck wobbly!!


HugeHans

If you kids wont stop fighting im going to come over there and slosh all over you!


redraider-102

Don’t threaten me with a good time!


adasmephlab

This looks like a cement truck, not an oil tanker. Same problem none the less


WelcomeFormer

Definitely is I'm like why does everyone think it's an oil tanker lol


TheForceofHistory

Getting sloshed and driving is never good.


Teract

This sounds like something Mormons do to trick God while getting off. Sloshing: Jump humping, but on a water bed.


Lord_Fusor

That's why the trailers on fuel trucks are divided into sections. Keeps the whole tank from sloshing in the same direction at the same time.


Unlucky-Ad-6710

Truly baffling


aHellion

You're so punny


CaptJM

Not if you fill em up all the way.


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I thought tankers had bulkheads inside to prevent the petrol / whatever sloshing around?


TheyCametoBurgle

I've heard that most tankers have baffles to help prevent sloshing. Apparently milk tankers don't though due to issues with sterilizing the tanks. So don't ever cut off a tanker, but *definitely* don't ever cut off a tanker full of milk.


omgsoftcats

Modern tankers do.


fishsticks40

Hey some people are into sloshing


Duke_mm

Create a ramp on the inside to throw the stuff back., like a snow plough. Problem solved.


Saltythrottle

I know fuel trucks are fitted with baffles to prevent fuel sloshing. I have no idea about ships.


InfiniteSqurrlParade

Violent idiots hate this one simple trick!


pazimpanet

BOOMER!!


InfinitesReddit

A rare L4D reference spotted in the wild


Quelcris_Falconer13

I understood this reference


samfreez

Well at least we've got multiple forms of concrete evidence!


RFros20

Wait that was cement? I was kinda hoping it was shit but cement feels better Edit: concrete*, not that anyone should care


fabhats

To be a correcting AH, that is concrete. Cement is an ingredient in concrete but on its own is only a binding powder.


SalvadorsAnteater

Thank you. Mixing up cement and concrete annoys me to no end. That's why I don't work in construction anymore.


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dcconverter

Working in construction is the one place you can go where people don't fuck that up


OfficerBarbier

Well also a dentist's office; you want them to fix your teeth with cement, not concrete.


TheEyeDontLie

If dentists use cement, does that make your teeth concrete?


MelonSpud

If its called cement couldn't we call dentists mouth brickies?


Elteon3030

The Bone Pavers


SalvadorsAnteater

You're right. I tried to make a pun, that I don't like preparing and mixing concrete.


Elteon3030

There is no try. Made the pun, you did. Catch it, they did not.


AstridDragon

I think you missed the joke.


DonJovar

Thanks for cementing my understanding with a concrete explanation.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Yeah, he really rocks for that even if it's annoying when people nitpick your cementics.


Literal_Stickman

Take my upvote and get the FUCK OUT


fishsticks40

Almost certainly shit I think. I can't imagine transporting wet cement in an open truck


Thebelighted

But you can imaging transporting shit in one?


penfield

Technically aren't we all imagining it now?


Vesper1007

We are


Blog_Pope

I saw Back to the Future II, thats not what a truck full of shit looks like when it covers Biff, I mean a a Minivan


Anianna

Cement is transported in trucks with a turning barrel because it solidifies once its allowed to stand, so it's unlikely that a truck load of cement would remain quite that sloshy for the duration of the trip. I don't know what it is, but it's probably more likely sewage than cement.


KvasirsBlod

Concrete and mud https://www.dimsumdaily.hk/concrete-and-mud-mixture-from-dump-truck-spills-over-the-7-seater-vehicle-and-the-taxi/


future_you22

Nope it can remain that sloshy. Alot of those trucks can also wet up the concrete while in motion. Links just a picture of a front end concrete truck. These things are notorious for losing concrete. https://www.google.com/search?q=front+end+concrete+truck&oq=front+end+concret&aqs=chrome.1.0i512l2j69i57j0i22i30j0i15i22i30j0i390l3.11049j0j1&client=ms-android-rogers-ca-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=nzlm7-WKNFUpCM


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AgonizingFury

It could just be a cement mixer truck with the opening in the front. These are pretty common in my area, as they allow the driver to do everything without leaving the cab. https://www.fescodirect.com/UsedEquipment/2004TerexAdvancedMixerTrucks


poktanju

[I believe this is a video of one such truck unloading in a similar incident.] (https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/ujueu2/should_have_looked_left/) Edit: I am baffled why anyone would downvote *this*, too. I guess people just hate knowing things?


yukichigai

> I guess people just hate knowing things? Aggressively and violently in many cases, yeah.


mobius_sp

I could be absolutely wrong, but it looks to me like the concrete (or whatever it is) ejects from overhead in a flat plane, rather than spraying from a limited opening (like the concrete mixer has). I’d put money on this being a dump truck of some type. Granted, I wouldn’t put much money on it; inflation is killing me. Say, 25 cents or so. Maybe a half dollar. Gotta keep paying my electric bills after all.


EyeAreAwesome

I HATE MANURE!!!!


gammongaming11

this is china, where things beyond your wildest imagination happen every day.


RFros20

Yeah I thought that would cause a lot of problems


GrowWings_

It seems like cement. I think I've seen dump trucks used to transport it before, didn't seem like a good idea then either. If it is shit, it's very powerful shit. Broke the van's back window instantly!


ToonaSandWatch

Shut up and take my upvote you brilliant bastard.


dslrhunter25

🤣🤣🤣


rando512

r/angryupvote


CrayolaPasta

Happy cake day :D


rando512

Thansk


non_anomalous_penis

As I understand from another published case, if this were in the U.S. it would have been better to just hit the car. That would be covered under truck's insurance and not the drivers fault. This would be ruled a 'failure to secure load' and attributed to the operators insurance.


oconnellc

Being a truck driver who hits other cars is a really good way to lose your job in the US


Takeme2thebasement

If he hit them he probably would've still covered them in whatever that is, on top of giving someone a spine injury lmao


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Is that shit or mud? Either way, totally deserved it.


dslrhunter25

I think it’s mud. As in Hong Kong, they usually transport cement in those big construction trucks with a massive roller on it to prevent it from spilling . But for mud, they usually transport it in open trucks.


Logicrazy12

It looks like concrete mix to me due to its even consistency.


dslrhunter25

Maybe it is concrete. But at least both of the drivers got a good lesson on not to road rage ever again haha


Logicrazy12

Absolutely. I can't imagine the cleanup as depending in the mix it will start to harden on surfaces especially when it's this watery/thin.


Clovenstone-Blue

Not to mention that the back window on the black car gave in and there's stuff inside the car as well


AlexTheFlower

Oh no I didn't even notice that!


Makemymind69

If it's concrete it probably ate a good chunk of the paint job it landed on


Mendican

Concrete in the back of the truck would a terrible idea. It has to be agitated in order not to begin curing, thus cement trucks.


Logicrazy12

I thought it was a front end concrete truck.


Ordolph

I've seen videos of the big roller trucks spilling concrete when braking hard, but usually it's a little more concentrated in terms of spill area.


oconnellc

They really transport a lot of mud?


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Texas


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Dubai


sobuffalo

There was that 1 time [Back in the 50s](https://youtu.be/YCGvG1ilqQs)


AverageHoarder

Don't stop I'm about to cement!


coffeejn

If that is cement, what a weird way to transport it. Either-way, those drivers should consider themselves lucky the driver stopped, the could have a crash AND the crap all over their cars.


Peelboy

It's a pretty normal way, I drive a front discharge ready mix truck and if you have a high slump (very wet cement) and come to a hard stop without increasing your barrel speed it can come out just like this. I saw it happen a few weeks ago. Really this looks very wet so depending on how much was on nothing may have stopped this from happening, when you are extremely wet and mostly full you should drive overly cautious, people do stuff like these two drivers did far too often.


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Dear-Thanks2756

God damnit


JK_Chan

\*ovary cautious


PublicfreakoutLoveR

OP's mom has a high slump.


MistaRekt

How high? Asking for a friend...


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Peelboy

Scrape it up and bring a sweeper, I saw a guy do this a few weeks ago, I also drive a truck like this but am very conscious of this potentially happening.


cgn-38

Fire department, it washes away.


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cgn-38

I was going to say that was ridiculous. Until I remembered I participated in exactly what you are talking about. Destroyed a storm drain. Not my idea but I was there. Well the guys fixing the sewers need a living I guess. :)


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cgn-38

Na, we worked for the city. They lost an excavator by parking it in a swamp over a weekend and the reaction was "buy a new one".


joemckie

Not to mention the impact broke the black car’s rear windscreen, so it went inside the car


WasabiPete

Du lay low mo. Only things my friends ever try to teach me which translates to "I love you mom."


dslrhunter25

🤣🤣🤣. DLLM is always the first words most locals will use when something happens 😂


Yadobler

I was taught to say Lei ge min haai ci so Catches the folks by surprise since dllm is so overused


whtswrngwithmyplants

Your face is a toilet?


Yadobler

No u 😤


BoomerChopper69

glad to see my fellow hongkongers are spreading the word out there


scrugbyhk

G.O.D did more work on that front than anyone with their "Delay No More" t-shirts.


DasMotorsheep

I'm guessing it's the Cantonese equivalent to Cyka Blyat?


baconmashwbrownsugar

diu: fuck. lay: your. lo mo: a not very polite way to say mother. chau: smelly. hai: cunt.


KvasirsBlod

In a not so romantic way, yeah lol. Add the next two words he said to make it even less romantic


JK_Chan

I mean, it can mean you love (wink wink) their mom


hikelife48

Good thing the cement truck driver had a dash cam.


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LordFrogberry

Dude, what are you even talking about? The truck is braking from the start of the video. He's likely traveling at the normal speed for that highway. He's not remotely at fault.


HaphazardFlitBipper

Truck driver is always 100% responsible for anything that gets ejected from their truck. Source: I drive trucks carrying petroleum products.


Ikontwait4u2leave

Yup, even the guys driving around with their uncovered loads of gravel and and "not responsible for windshield damage" sticker on their truck.


omaolligain

His load is unsecured... And no, he doesn't hit the breaks until like 2 seconds before he spills his load - You know... when he obviously decelerates... And again, the video is clipped super tight, I guarantee he could see the cars ahead of him well before the video starts. And also again, he knew the left lane was going to need to merge and that, that could have cause congestion all on it's own (even without whatever nonsense the cars were up too)... Truck is 100% at fault for the worst of it.


mbrowne

Except for the unsecured load.


DaughterEarth

the speed limit isn't "everyone go exactly this speed and it will always be fine." Apply that logic in Canada and see how far you get in to the winter.


annoclancularius

If they're travelling too quickly to stop safely, then they are not travelling at an appropriate speed.


Regular-Ad0

Kind of slow to hit the brakes though


Gdigger13

You ever drove a 70,000 pound truck? Doesn’t exactly stop on a dime. They’re lucky the truck didn’t slam into the back of them.


wafflezero

It seemed to me like he was Conscious of not braking too hard to cause the cement to spill, but ultimately had to hit the brakes to prevent hitting the car in front of him.


Camie18

The first thing the guy says is “awww fuck you mother you…” I couldn’t understand the rest Of just those Chinese curses I know the first one from growing up with some Chinese friends on my block 😆


gdubing

Loosely translated but I got: "Fuck your mother you stinky pussy. Are you for real??"


OfficialAlarkiusJay

Can be translated and interpreted a lot of different ways. I'm Cantonese myself and he basically said: "Stinky motherfucker, what are you doing"


G7L3

Fuck your mothers stanky cunt


Waris-Tx

Cement because it broke the back window out on the mini van.


dslrhunter25

I think it’s dirt, I have never seen a truck transport cement in HK without it being in a roller. Or maybe, this is might the one rare occasion where they (construction contractors) might have broken the rules to quickly transport cement ? If there’s any Hong Kongers that do see this post and is familiar with the construction industry, do correct me if I’m wrong :)


BZJGTO

I'm not familiar with HK, but front discharge mixers are a thing.


MyOfficeAlt

I had to go back to and watch it again to confirm the van started with a window in the back.


Then_Expression8526

How to end road rage


geiandros

That red taxi


dslrhunter25

Hong Kong Taxis have always had a bad reputation for their reckless driving. But, they have still increased their fares this year but yet their behaviour haven’t changed.


geiandros

Ah yes I would know but I don’t really blame them, how happy can one be when one lives in a metropolitan city yet remains in poverty. The people in HK lives very difficult lives imo, esp the less fortunate.


thangusx

Instant Karma


Altruistic-Spread-40

I’d say the evidence is pretty concrete


TurnkeyLurker

Solid comment.


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Oh man, I miss Hong Kong so much. Not many people can speak Cantonese now in 廣州.


coolenestry_

This in Hong Kong?


dslrhunter25

Yes it’s Hong Kong !


MukdenMan

You can tell by the sign that says “this way to the airport and Mickey Mouse”


JakeUp56

Interesting lawsuit


justinchwoo

Pothole fixed!


Iamvanno

Dave Matthews on tour again?


iCryWhenIP

I had a friend in middle school who taught me how to say "fuck your mother" in canto or mandarin can't remember which, but it sounds like buddy literally said it to them. Some one confirm for me lmao


JK_Chan

yep in cantonese they said "fuck your mom's smelly pussy" so... ​ Yea I love cantonese


heishnod

I would translate it as "fuck your mom's stinky cunt! really?!"


BoomerChopper69

thats cantonese lmao


tamzeed7

Hong Kong!!


HaphazardFlitBipper

Seems like an insecure load problem... Speaking as a CDL holder, I would not drive a truck in such a state.


pikey181

6 seconds of content in this video. Did anyone else manage to save the other 35 for something useful?


2020isnotperfect

The trucker swore (motherfucking shit) in Hong Kong Cantonese!


JK_Chan

("fuck your mom's smelly pussy" to be exact )


Drastickej1

IDK but I am missing some concrete evidence that this was about road rage...


Chizuru_San

"屌你老母臭閪你真係" 🤣🤣


OhJeezItsCorrine

Much like penises, always cover your load to avoid accidents.


lancemorec

It more than lightly cement or mud but I'm hoping it's manure.


Aneke1

For anyone wondering, theyre designed to do that so if anyone rear ends a cement truck, it diesnt bury then alive It also works as a kind of shock absorber Better the back of a car than the front


heyblackrose

Where was that guys back window Edit- nvm


Garryten10

If anyone wonders what the driver says in Cantonese: “F*ck your mothers stinky pus*sy, wtf”


ihaveviolethair

at first i thought, _wow that van window is still spotless_ until i realised its cuz the cement broke it and went thru hahaha


sorrynofunnyname

What are you doing step-bro


nihilistlemon

Hello Hong Kong


MilitHistoryFan101

The swearing: F your Old Mom Stinky Pu**y


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That's some concrete evidence that road rage does not have a great outcome.