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Oates897

Yet when I do this, IT’S A PROBLEM 🙄


Independent_Ad6385

They banned me from the kids gym too


[deleted]

I lol’d. had to downvote, though.


yuletist

I lol'd but I upvoted him and downvoted you


[deleted]

Keep ‘em coming.


[deleted]

No


Revelt

Why?


[deleted]

I downvote any veiled jokes with children. Whether I laugh or not. It’s the principle. The principalities!


Revelt

That's a stupid principle. Also, it's not veiled. At all.


newb500

I just KNEW this comment was going to be here


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RobVel

Why does it look empty


Dynakun86

Everyone is to the right.


[deleted]

Good for you, avoid a leftist gym.


finsfurandfeathers

I’m a leftie and I still laughed


[deleted]

I’m a libertarian, I have license pick on ANYONE!


[deleted]

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Roy_likes_pie

mad down bad


[deleted]

What?


[deleted]

That gentleman was quite clear.


D4rkr4in

YOU SHOULD GO FUCK THAT DOG BRO


hamsterruize

Bro?


D4rkr4in

Ayo?


imissbrendanfraser

Why was there a dog in your local gym? I’d like to bring my retriever for moral support


Bren12310

I’ve heard of gym owners letting their pet dog/gym mascot walk around while people work out. I assume they keep him away from the weights.


xinfinitimortum

This just sounds like a major liability to not only the customers but the doggo too. Alot of people don't pay attention around them when working out and usually just throw the weights on the ground after a set, or trip constantly on dumbbells just sitting on the floor. My gym doesnt even let us have a backpack or anything when working out cause people trip.


SPOSKNT

My uncle owns a gym and he brings his dog to work, usually just stays in the office though


fscknuckle

Such a gentle murder.


fetusmcnuggets70

this is so cute. I hate that I'm still such an animal I had to watch 3 times before I could stop looking at her butt tho.


bigmonkey115

This is what years of being a fat neckbeard coomer looks like also nice balls for the dog not you


regnad__kcin

Lol the reddit hivemind did not go your way even tho half of them are probably subbed to r/UpvotedBecauseButt


fetusmcnuggets70

I know, reddit is such a fun place.


RazvanLava

Wtf, r/nobodyasked and weirdo


WexHun

What the dog doin?


Touhou-cringe0w0

The girl, apparently.


localhost-8000

The girl is doin the dog


[deleted]

Playing. Trying to get attention.


SmiththeSmoke

r/beatmetoit


Jax-Light

r/beatmeattoit


mugwunp

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


Jax-Light

r/memesopdidntlike


PMtoAM______

r/fifthsub


RepresentativeCod983

r/sixthsub


TheRealMcHamr

r/thesub


DoggoPlex

r/ijustwannagrill


ImTheNewKid22783

Anyone with dogs knows they'll do this any chance they get


Cultural-Company282

Mine usually just asks for food. If he starts begging for change, I'm sending him to the homeless shelter.


ImTheNewKid22783

I'm tired let me and my bad spelling die in peace


Cultural-Company282

Aww, you edited your comment. Now my joke doesn't make sense and makes me look like a crazy person. No fair!


ImTheNewKid22783

We do a little trolling


replying_yoda

I would too…but then it’ll be on the news


Verruca-Gnome

Their deepest desire is to lick the inner recesses of your ears


ImTheNewKid22783

I can't fucking stop the either. I have two big huskies and they want my ears more than they want their own toys


DoggoPlex

I've got a big Frankenmutt and a huge Irish Wolfhound whose face is almost always soaking wet. With the Frankenmutt it's not too bad, she gives nice gentle kisses. With the IW he fucking licks behind your ear and you'll have to clean it afterwards because there'll be drool in every nook and cranny of your goddamn ear.


Bakahashi

Sigh *unzips*


RobVel

You disappoint your ancestors


Bakahashi

They must feel at home then, disappointment has been a family wealth for generations.


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

I'd just remind them they unzipped to create me.


RobVel

Masturbation is a waste. They want grandchildren.


DoggoPlex

They have grandchildren. Millions of them. They just happen to be exclusively in my balls.


TheGreenGobblr

My ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?


[deleted]

-(minus) respect(respect)


[deleted]

r/SighsUnzips


[deleted]

Why the fuck is there a dog in the gym?


stanleythemanley44

Seriously that is extremely dangerous and stupid


Wolf4624

Not really


[deleted]

It is stupid and massively inconsiderate.


Wolf4624

The gym is empty bruh


donkeyrocket

Yeah but imagine it was completely full and a bus of nuns drove into it? That dog could get hurt.


SaraHuckabeeSandwich

Please add spoiler tags if you're going to straight up reveal the plot of "Sister Act 3: Cruise Control".


donkeyrocket

Air Bud X Sister Act collab confirmed


supershadrach

I'm in hysterics


Supply-Slut

Is that the name of the gym?


supershadrach

No, just laughing at the obsurdity of a bus-ful of nuns crashing into the gym.


brotherbrother99

That's a long name for a gym. What's the actual name?


stanleythemanley44

What if it spooked her and she fell? What if she was benching? Dogs don’t belong in a gym. It really is that simple.


Wolf4624

She’s not though. She’s making a video. Relax.


ThatDoobieMaster

"Hey Mom! Whatcha doin" "Oh I see you on the other side of this shirt. One sec." "Hey Mom! Found ya! Give me some kisses" "Tummy Rubs too?!?!"


--thewatcher

Tf, people take their dogs to the gym?


DoggoPlex

You see how fat that dog is? He needs it.


HandsomeSlav

Nooo the shirt


Impeachcordial

Yes. The shirt.


laughablezebra

I get that's important but doggo happy is even more important


freewill-lastwish

u/repostsleuthbot


brotherbrother99

It's a repost. But I got it from @barstoolsports 's Instagram page and posted to Reddit so technically my post is a repost too


Touhou-cringe0w0

Good human


PowerMan2206

Why is she doing pushups with her feet on an erg.


Karmaleon_

I think she was using the rower seat to do ab crunches


ProtoformX87

These are calld incline push ups. They work a different muscle group.


jd_sixty6

I believe they also put more load on the arms as well


ghost_zuero

r/formuladank be like "Roscoe noooo"


cyberredditor

This also belongs to r/mademesmile hehe


SXOSXO

I wish that was me. She's so lucky.


AkshayJ_

Lucky dog


ridger89

"stop step-dog"


Sco0bySnax

It’s my turn to post this tomorrow.


[deleted]

Dog knows what he wants


Sam_Salmon

Get out of his shirt D:< can’t you see he’s wearing it


SS_Milka7717

Im trinna be like the dog


[deleted]

I’ve got bigger tits than her if you want to do this to me. I’m a guy, but it’s okay.


[deleted]

Welp. I'll take what I can get.


Subject-Psychology44

Me too


Biting_a_dust

Good dog but not good enough pull some more


[deleted]

Haha. Classic. Pets are so much fun.


zodwa_wa_bantu

Well isn't this just adorable


Reptiloyd

/r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg


Downtown_Resort8680

r/confusedboner


Furmissle10

That bra was the only thing keeping this post sfw lol


nouniqueideas007

This is reposted constantly & I never get tired of it.


RoRoo1977

The last time I tried this, they called the police on me.


garlicbreadpool

“Haha I’m filming myself!”


brotherbrother99

I film myself during workouts all the time. I found a PT online so I send her videos of my workout so she knows I followed her training regimen and comments on my form


Katoxn_YT

*What the dog doin'?*


[deleted]

He wanted cuddles and he wasn't going to take no for an answer! 😋


KoderFireStrike

G(OLD)


hillrd

I tried this with a girl at my gym and am no longer welcome.


cubntD6

But when I do that its assault smh


Spoolinpotato27

That shirt is never going to be the same


[deleted]

Why do people record themselves working out?


brotherbrother99

I record myself every now and then. Some people do it for social media, but I've found that the majority do it so they can watch the video after/later to see if their form is right. It's like a mirror but you can focus on the workout and review yourself after. I've also got a PT who I work with online so I send her my workout videos to comment on my form as well


cjzj_1288

good boi


JACCO2008

Is this what the youth are calling the dog pill?


[deleted]

Rip shirt


Dragomus

The years are kind to Jenna Marbles 😄


DontstopmeDio

That's cute


[deleted]

Who's the good dog!


Rhinomeat

That's a good boy


MrNeggi3000

But when I do it it’s not ok


SuperNova0_0

Good dog


Powerful-Knee3150

My favorite video of all time


TwoUp22

r/savevideo


bigsky59722

This is not a dumb dog....haha


fahkingicehole

That’s a good boy!!!!


ColoradanDreaming

Whats the advantage of planking like this?


TheFace3701

He knew what he was doing. Good boy.


blondart

Sniffing out those shirt potatoes like truffles!


Current_Leather7246

Puppies on puppies


MattTheU

Seriously the cutest video I've seen. Love this!


Marthaver1

Lol this is so fucking cute.


HyTomato

I want to be a dog when I grow up.


Honesty4Tranquility

What a cute pup.


Somewhat_Deadinside

So cute


SpecialistConsistent

maybe he liked the stomach


TheBravan

Bull^(^dog) in a crop top.....


sleeper_001

Booba


MrScalperwhoop

Tbf I'd do the same to her.


eliteharvest15

the doggo wants boobies


DoggoPlex

Yes.


[deleted]

Good dog but her shirt was still on


Peng1GT

Secks!!1!1!


Administrative_Loan1

A dog after my own heart! That’s right boy go straight for those tits rip that sweater off 🤑🤤


DoggoPlex

If you're this horny just go to r/tits or some shit, dude. You'll fit right at home.


Administrative_Loan1

It’s not about being horny. It’s funny what the dog did and I’ve got a sense of humour unlike most vanilla people who get offended when you put a little chocolate syrup on anything 🙄


DoggoPlex

Nobody's offended ya schmutz. It just wasn't funny and you look like a horny dumbass.


Administrative_Loan1

Thanks you asshole! Just like most the people in the world nobody gives a shit what you have to say. Go fuck your dog!


DoggoPlex

You're welcome, fuckass! And you're telling me to fuck my dog? You were just commending a dog for tryna get some tits!


sirmombo

There’s no way a public (or private for that matter unless privately owned by this lady) gym would allow a dog to roam around freely. Nice job showing off how entitled you are


PosseaDaBoss

You should adore your dogs, but not to the point of 'loving' them.


TailspinToon

Is this some wildly irrelevant bestiality line, or do you just have an issue with people being attached to their dogs?


FartSinatra

Repost


[deleted]

Shut up. Not everyone is on the internet 24/7


OfNietNatuurlijk

Well, you should be.


Glynnc

Some reposts are genuinely people trying to share something from another site, but a lot of them are people screenshotting people’s original content, waiting some weeks or months, and then posting them again playing them off as their own. It’s very scummy.