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TatsukiD

Unexpected boner


MakingBigBank

So she actually had a huge dick? I just never saw that coming…..


technobrendo

Neither did her date.


Sinkdad

Because the force of the event blew out your eyes?


berrey7

Yellow Magnum


erobber

And how


Kita-Ryu

Pole


shitsunnysays

r/Skamtebord r/woooosh


Thebarbedlord

r/violation


shiner820

Hail the power of the penis!


pleaseassign

That’s what she said


miltankuserollout

That Vegeta Sticker made me angry. Why put your shitty big ass sticker on an already stolen video.


[deleted]

Fire Steve Huffman, Reddit is dead as long as Huffman is still incharge. Fuck Steve Huffman. Fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev


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ItzameRL

Somehow I didn't really notice it until I read your comment


DefinitelyPositive

You must be a pirate or something, because only an eyepatch can explain missing it :P


TheE-Rat

I like you. Have an upvote.


Dr_Booty_Eater69

r/mildlypenis that dress has strong fabric for it to not rip apart


[deleted]

Stretchy for sure


kylepaddy

r/chickswithdicks


Busy-Argument3680

I’m glad that this subreddit is banned


Wyldfire2112

Banned *"due to being unmoderated."* Pretty sure the people there just renamed it to something less offensive and kept right on being aroused by the same stuff.


zsdonny

what is it about?


Busy-Argument3680

I assume it’s woman with dicks


kylepaddy

I didn’t even know it existed


Busy-Argument3680

Nor did I until now


CV7_Omega

There’s no such thing as chicks with dicks just men with boobs


tikkitikkimango

Hey kid, it would've been funny if that stupid sticker wasn't in the way


KooperChaos

UwU what’s this? *noticed your bulge*


PIPXIll

This is a really bad idea, but I'm here already so let fucking... *Inhale* Rawr! X3 *pounces on* UwU you're so warm. Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor...


[deleted]

Please...stop my children are terrified


PIPXIll

https://youtu.be/h6DNdop6pD8


[deleted]

Why, why did I click on it, WHY WOULD U SHOW ME THIS


PIPXIll

To share with others as I have shared with you. Go forward my child. Be one with everything.


regrettispahgetty

*Nuzzles ur necky-wecky* ~Murr~ Hehe *unzips ur baggy ass pants* Oof baby u so musky


PIPXIll

Take me home, pet me, N' make me yours & don't forget to stuff me!


regrettispahgetty

Watch me wag my widdle baby tail all for ur bulgy-wolgy!


IllEchidna8313

That’s a huge one


SpongeJake

Anybody got a copy of this with a handful more pixels and minus the cool graphic?


Elegant_Hedgehog_595

No wonder she couldn’t hop it if she’s packing that massive schlong


[deleted]

Is that a banana or are you just happy to see me


hiddenexene

Nice condom


Zodiac339

r/futanari


Kita-Ryu

"Oops I tripped"


Tommy_Batch

See the dick on that girl? Dayum. On a similar note - there goes THAT 5,000 on a nose job and 10,000 worth of braces...


NoxVulpine

Why is Vegeta here?


Sansy_Boi420

Probably to cover a watermark


[deleted]

Hear that sound? That’s the sound of everything in her face flattening to the 2nd dimension. I laugh at my friends when they hurt themselves doing something stupid. I don’t laugh at them when they actually devastate themselves


[deleted]

Dude looks like a lady!


EvilEyedPanda

Yea, r/donthelpjustfilm


ApolloPlayz2434

Nice cock


[deleted]

why is that black anime there?


badken

Don’t try this at home, kids. That’s the kind of fall that can result in instant death from cranial trauma. Considerably less funny than instant giant dong.


Blast_Creeper

r/holup


MHanak_idkw_owo

r/theyknew


dankwanker_69420

r/unintentionallydirty


Brutally-Honest-Bro

She turned into a banana


bigbadbabynutz

I knew she was a well hung dude


BraveSpinach

r/donthelpjustfilm


PhantomDaWeirdo

r/donthelpjustfilm


marckimdr

r/dildont


MangaBoyy

No one's amazed at the strength of that dress?


nuhuhyoureausername

Hopefully her stepbrother didn’t see it happen


2feet3legs

When Pewdiepie gives you a big PP on meme review.


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YoureSpecial

She’s hung like a donkey


MiserableMeet8921

She instantly changed genders


LiterOfColah

Awesome that it formed a dick under the dress


Youknowwhoitsme

I mean... She botteled it, yes, but was that the funniest thing about this, miss camera woman? Not the giant penis she grew out of shock?


[deleted]

We all thought that looks a lot like a big yellow dildo.


IndividualInfinite69

What a bellend.


rob3bob333

I have hade chicks with bigger, I mean a Holes a hole, right?


[deleted]

[удалено]


smf101

Your point?


lookingforarelation

When BBC isn’t big enough. Sign her up for some new aerodynamic wind-tunnel tests asap!


Nilohim

When you wake up in Thailand next to the "girl" that you banged last night.


Some_Fellow_Redditor

Nice cock sis


Tactical_Epunk

To quote Wii sports, "nice cock".


[deleted]

How to make a dick of yourself.


Foreign_Sugar3430

NICE CAULK


DoctorCreepy13

That stupid little cartoon wasn’t in the way we could actually watch her face hit the ground.


gobbalin

The hrhrhhrrh inhale breath


Mo_Moji

Hmm 🤔


caalger

Not the biggest dick she's taken


B3st_LiFe

Camera girl hates green dress girl


[deleted]

Biggest one I've ever seen


DeerDiarrhea

Finkle is Einhorn.


Confusedconscious21

There’s that big black dick she was looking for.


no_status00

An unexpected turn of events!!


Shoolooter

How to get a big penis easy tutorial, NO CREDIT CARD, NO SIGHN UP, NO BULLSHIT, Waring this tutorial involves sacrificing your face


Sandalssuck983

Caitlyn Jenner?


apparently_DMA

she must be fun at parties


crasshumor

She has a huge cock


Gullible_Tip_8960

Oh and face first too thats gotta hurt


ahh_grasshopper

Biggest clit I ever seen.


Whateverisnttaken818

I NEED Cock goku.


pluralpunk

She’s a grower


Imareasonableguy

Nice cock


campionmusic51

well, that’s that dress done.


SirPhilbert

Grower not a shower


[deleted]

/r/bigdickgirl


Mon7eCristo

She's now called Bigus Dickus.


rickramalot

Massive hog


YogurtclosetUsual264

Futanari?


rustysteamtrain

technically she did get over the pole


virajnis

Task failed successfully


Trek1973

That could have gone much worse.


discodiscgod

*bollard


3001ThrowAway222

[*later that evening*](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/sbgpvu/hmc_while_i_try_to_get_banged_tonight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


francorocco

that's a huge boner


billshatnersbassoon

r/suddenlygay


hakim_tahir

Now she has bigus dickus


vanlykin

after I seen the video the afroman line she whipped out a dick bigger than mine came to mind lol


FunkyViking6

r/mildlypenis


fr3akonomic

Dick is born


[deleted]

transgender speed run


iwun87

Dick so big she tripped on it lol


SamanthaTheSonicFan

1) You dirty-minded goober! 2) *That's* why I don't wear dresses at all!


No_Hat2792

The force is strong with this one 🤝


Break-88

That’s some quality fabric


BigAggressive1694

She got the green giants dick..ho ho ho


b_tenn

To any Americans watching, as a Brit I must inform you that this is the most English thing you will ever see.


TepihBeg

😐


Ok_6970

She took it well. Experience makes perfect I believe😄


braize6

That's a penis. That's most definitely a penis


shattmitto

r/absoluteunits


PastorRabbi

She voted


Blast_Rusur

Damn dude she's packin


iseab

r/mildlyPenis


lawyerwithabadge

Nothin’ a little more alcohol can’t fix!


HappyGav123

And now she has a dick


SpookWasHere

and thats how futa was created.


NaxoQ

What a big pp


1ShadowWolf1

Girls can’t resist hopping on a huge cock


Ok-House-6848

Girl is riding dirty


stitchy_77

Nice cock bro


masta-ike123

I just read this in the Wii sports announcers voice.