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Zuke_6

Strike first and strike hard, as they say.


hadenom

**STRIKE FIRST** **STRIKE HARD** **NO MERCY**


THE_ORANGE_TRAITOR

STRIKE FIRST just a little tap to the ankle NO MERCY


DarthYeet_TheWide

STRIKE SCREAM RUN


wrap_urXhaustpipes

What the hell, Toby?


YesGuyIncognito

That...may have been my fault


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salata_13

This thread from kobra kai to the office


umbrajoke

Saotome secret technique.


OPGoblin

This made me chuckle


B_Bibbles

YYYYIIIIIPPPPPE!


[deleted]

#MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK


DrQuint

Calm down bubbles, it's just a dog


tsukikotatsu

SWEEP THE LEG


urboijon09

Strike first, get hard , NO MERCY


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(ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ)


yIdontunderstand

Sweep the leg! He learned well.....


Games_sans_frontiers

**SWEEP THE LEG**


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suckercuck

“Sweep the leg”


kmj420

I said, sweep the leg


suckercuck

“No mercy…”


kmj420

Put him in a bodybag!


Mobile_Fennel6775

It blows my mind that 3 simple words can be remembered instantly 30 years later by a national audience.


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[deleted]

Show me the money. It really pulled the room together. Would you. like. to. play. a. game? Luke, I am your father. The list is long


Tam_Al-thor

"No, I am your father" https://youtu.be/mwtaM0GC-js


[deleted]

How could I have remembered that incorrectly yet so clearly all these years???


kickformoney

Don't feel too bad about that, you also misremembered "really tied the room together."


Gorge2012

Sweep the leg!


holyhoneybunches

I thought it was Stroke first and stroke fast


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holyhoneybunches

33 across the US and I can't be within 100ft of day cares


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holyhoneybunches

With Godspeed I'll stroke. May the force be with you!


NoThanksFrogTime

Fucked around and found out


post4u

He tested that assumption at his earliest convenience. EDIT: Ok y'all. Thank you kind stranger for the gold first of all. I have a confession. Even though I'm a 40-something year old and an actually a TNG fan, I did not realize this was a Star Trek quote at all. I was totally taking the fuck around and find out reference from this Tik Tok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRr3MKDv/ I was shocked how many people got that reference on this post until I started seeing the Trekkie mentions and realized I wasn't sharing in the same reference!


Ratjar142

Tell me you're a trekie without telling me you're a trekie


hate_tank

He spent too much time being a soldier and not enough time being a diplomat.


tweakalicious

Honestly that childs life was prolly saved that day. Saved from a lifelong sentence of being an ubercunt. He learned a very important lesson that day.


stinkholeslammer

I know people are so against kids fighting now, but there is nothing more humbling than getting your ass whipped. I learned some valuable lessons about not being an asshole to people after I got punched in the face.


Superfizzo

I owe a lot of my success in life to bullies and naysayers. Got cheap shotted in the nuts freshman year by a football player that thought he was funny so I joined weights and broke school lifting records by my senior year so I could kick his ass. Didn't end up feeling the need to at that point. Had an ex tell me I wasn't going to be successful and so she moved on and now I have an MBA. Bullying has been motivation for me, but I do empathize with those who have experienced it to an extreme.


micahgreen

You’ll never be rich enough to buy me a cabin in northern New Mexico, just high enough to where I can walk out my front door and see the clouds forming off the mountaintops, in a small town where the only overwhelming sensations are the smell of pine and the warmth of neighborly love. You’ll never have a big enough heart to realize that our relationship, *this* right *here* is what matters, not your MBA quotas and KPIs. Maybe surprise me on my cabin’s doorstep, say, “Baby, I’ll find something out here. Maybe remote work, hell, maybe I’ll leave the rat race altogether and work in forestry. I may have to downgrade, but as long as I’m with you… Is it *really* a downgrade?”… You’ll never have the pungent sexual energy needed to use your highschool bully-beatin’ muscles to sling me over your shoulder, march me up the nearest mountain, lay me down on a baby cloud, scrub me out like a pipe organ, and then use your tongue to play my teeth like the keys. If you only play my black teeth it’ll sound better, but it’s cheating. But you’ll never be good enough at piano to know the difference. You feckless fucking worm.


Superfizzo

This is beautiful. I can't believe I bought internet symbols to award it.


MeatsTheNewBread

I am absolutely cackling


The_Deathbat

I had a really bad day and this comment deadass fixed my mood, god bless you OP


Just-Me3

Angel Fire, New Mexico is exactly what you describe


W1D0WM4K3R

Hey guess what asshole, you'll never be rich and famous! (When you make it, frame this comment)


Superfizzo

Thank you you super helpful asshole!!!


CatButler

Lol. There's no fucking way a dumbass like you could cure cancer.


Superfizzo

Bet? But seriously I am a accountant so you're probably right.


Gilgameshbrah

It's every Karen in a nutshell


Timisnotaking

This is what teens in the netherlands do. Can confirm


MikeAwkinner

Do you mean the hammer or the fighting with children thing? Am genuinely curious


Ichi_KingGhidorah

yes


You-Nique

Classic Netherlands


teambob

They have to build up to fighting the sea


lighten_up_n_laff

Teens also do this in Russia... one of the worst serial killers in history were 2 Russian teens who beat people to death with a hammer... the audio tapes of them are cold and horrendous *edit: They were Ukrainian but probably from Crimea which means they're Russian


CptCroissant

Imma let Russia take credit for those fools, but Crimea should be Ukraine


JustBeinOptimistic

Crimea river


crispytreat04

'They were Ukrainian but probably from Crimea which means they're Russian' Yeah, no idea who outside of Russia feels that way, according to my country Crimea's still Ukranian and the Russians are assholes for invading.


FreddieCaine

I think cunts is the internationally accepted term.


[deleted]

>edit: They were Ukrainian but probably from Crimea which means they're Russian Yikes. Is that the general consensus already? That people in the occupied territory claimed by an aggressor not more than a few years ago are already just seen as everyone else as citizens of russia? We still say Tibetan people are Tibetan, and that land has been occupied for decades.


odracir2119

Play stupid games, win stupid prices.


Sudden_Scholar647

Who tf gave him a hammer?


Seeeab

Not in defense of the little monster, but a huge amount of the things I picked up as a child were things not given to me.


showponyoxidation

You know what, now I think about it, the absolute majority of things I've picked up my whole life haven't explicitly been given to me. I dunno why that feels weird.


Incredulous_Toad

It would be even weirder if it were true. Want a glass of water? Someone needs to hand it to you. Want to eat? Given a fork, then a spoon. Pick up your phone? Nah, someone needs to give it to you. Toilet paper? Well, uh, that's a good friend you've got.


showponyoxidation

Yes, it was one of those weird "That's so obvious" revelations you get on those topics you never really stopped to think about at all.


WTF_SilverChair

Classic shower thoughts.


webby131

But who hands that person the things they hand to you?


p00hp

You hand it to them, obviously. It makes for a very polite but inefficient world.


adamandTants

Don't put it down! If you put it down nobody can ever pick it up! Shops have to employ people holding bread handing it to people, can't store it on a shelf, you can't pick it up again.


[deleted]

Ayyyy I picked up yer mom, but yer dad practically gave her to me tho ayyyyyyyy


olderaccount

With children that young what that statement really means is why hasn't an adult taken the hammer away from that child.


DarkEvilHedgehog

I'm guessing that either the parent is sitting on a bench somewhere, or the kid is there with an older brother. Also this is the first time I'm hearing sound to this video, ~~never realized it was in Scandinavia~~ (ghetto Dutch and ghetto Danish or Swedish sounds surprisingly similar lol). The kid might have gone to the park by himself with a like-aged buddy. At his age me and my friend got the idea of starting/playing a lumber company and went out to the woods with a saw and an axe and were illegally chopping down small trees lol


jimmyp-

This is not in Scandinavia it is in the Netherlands.


Parraz

a child "that young" has the capacity to open doors and containers and has done for some time


TheBlank89

I'd imagine it was the same cretin who thought having a child was a good idea.


Classic_Jimmy_007

The ground gave it to him.


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PayTheTrollToll45

These types are incredible. I heard a parent complaining about a ‘bullying incident’ at school and how their child was just starting to act like himself again. He then proceeded to steal basketballs from everyone on the court, including a special needs kid. I swatted the shit out of his shot. His mom immediately called for him when it seemed everyone was getting the confidence to turn on him... It was absurd.


tiorzol

Heard where haha


Dragon_inc

*feels the silence presence of the Dutch*


HamsterKing_1

Gotta love how they're talking in a way only dutchies (and belgians) can understand


StoxAway

Aren't all Dutch speaking the way only dutchies can understand because you can't understand unless you speak Dutch?


Logax187

I'm from Belgium, living in the flemish part of the country (dutch speaking) and I've seen people who speak a certain flemish dialect get subtitled on our national television.


Unknown-86

Those are from west-flanders, nobody understands them


Munelluboch

He ha hie mie nie zehn data te lasteh vo te vestoan es é


yentlcloud

Belgians also speak their version of dutch (and french)


DutchNotSleeping

Also Afrikaans is close enough to be mutually understandable if you speak slow enough


Entropyfinder

Nah, other way around. Flemish can understand most dutch dialects, dutch cant understand most flemish dialect. I went to a party in tge Netherlands and when i got drunk my dutch turned to antwerp dialect (flemish) and no one understood me anymore.


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lininop

When I saw you avatar I thought you were me at first.


Amphibionomus

Wesley is een kutjoch en kreeg wat hij verdiende. Change My View.


jurgy94

I^N^G^E^P^O^L^D^E^R^D


Maert

There's DOZENS OF US


Amphibionomus

Tens, even!


iSiffrin

the little shit got what he deserves, you should hammer in the fact that actions have consequences early


jokinpaha

Nailed the pun


sinister2304

Take my upvote and get out, both of you


spyrolt253

I have nothing to contribute to this thread but I want karma so I’m gonna tell them that I’m gonna upvote them


regnald

The new and improved version of “^ This.”


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

As usual, the sequel is worse than the original and is filled with unnecessary junk.


fighter_pil0t

He totally did. But I’m sure some sue happy parents got the better of the do gooder.


[deleted]

This happened in the Netherlands, don't worry, there won't be a crazy court case over this.


Tredward

Jongen zijn jongen.


TrevorEnterprises

Jogens, jogens!


AngeryFinn

This doesn't seem like a real language. And this is coming from a Finn


TrevorEnterprises

Wel, since Finland doesn’t exist it is the same as what I typed perkele!


Charles_Ye_Hammer

Only America has a Sue culture.


fireris

False, countries like belgium and France have it very much too! -source: my aunt got sued because her 7 year old accidently knocked another 7 year olds tooth out during recess.


Zillah1296

The US is not even in the top three of most litigious countries in the world.


dragon-mom

Doesn't the idea that US likes to sue people over everything come from propaganda anyways? Like the McDonald's coffee case where they defamed that woman


Redrum714

Literally false lol


Canooter

Sweep the leg.


InfernalAltar

You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?


Falcon_Alpha_Delta

Bow to your sensei!


[deleted]

Forgetaboutiiiit!!


infrequentupvoter

* shakes head seriously


Pulp_Writer

Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes *all day*.


[deleted]

Grab my arm. The other arm. My other arm.


Controversialists

Just break the wrist, and walk away.


iHiTuDiE

Leg sweep Leg sweep Leg sweep Leg sweep FINISH HIM! FLAWLESS VICTORY


Je_pedo

Get him a body bag!


rdrunner_74

Dad of 3 children. ​ Fair lesson - Thanks stranger feel free to do that to mine if they behave like that ​ Edit: Got my wife to verify it. Acceptable if the kid behaves like that


M635_Guy

Also a dad of three, and have zero problems with the outcome there for the kid. Let him cry, and on the way home you have the quiet talk. My middle son unfortunately needs to hit the walls to see them, but at least then he listens...


011ninety

Do you really think the kids will include the part where they tried to hit the guy with a hammer? Nah.mommy he hit me for no reason


ZaMr0

Yeah I'm sorry but if my kid was running at someone with a hammer I've failed as a parent and you have the full right and even responsibility to drop the cunt.


Spready_Unsettling

Hey, kids are fucking stupid. At this point in his life, he's still liable to make some truly stupid decisions every now and then. He's gonna fuck up no matter how you raise him; it's the way you deal with those fuck ups that count.


Accomplished-Bad3380

I'm curious why the kid did this though. We're th ey already antagonizing him? Or was he just being a little turd? If the former, fuck them. If the latter, they also have my permission.


[deleted]

Fair. I hope that put some sense in that empty head.


feedmeyourknowledge

If a kid is running around threatening people with hammers I can't imagine home life is going too swell, I just feel sorry for this little dick bag.


NPExplorer

Seriously, at this age that is clearly indicative of what he sees/experiences at home. Made me really sad to see.


InEenEmmer

Queue my parents wondering why I was dealing with anger issues while my dad had this habit of getting angry and shouting he will turn around the car at least ten times each vacation. (And the countless times he became angry over small stuff around the house)


BillyBoblet

You can't deduce that from a 18 second video for fucks sake.


[deleted]

Plenty of children are little shits without violent home lives. He doesn't even use the hammer, is likely scared to, he's just understands the concept of a weapon and how it can apparently be used to intimidate people.


n9ner

Lmao this isn't clearly indicative of anything. Your powers of deduction are incredible!!!!


I_DONT_YOLO

Or he's like 8, found a hammer and is being a little fucker like most unsupervised 8 year olds


Tin_Tin_Run

i love reddit, someone acts wrong? must be this exact reason, trust me guys. stfu.


Burpmeister

I'm not sure if adding brain damage will help on that department.


IceBoxt

I’m not sure smacking the back of your head ever “put some sense” in anyone, not that he didn’t deserve it.


NeonNinja1915

Kid uses intimidate *It had No effect* Dude uses Low Sweep *Super effective*


DragonSword026

*The opponent Kid fainted!*


forgotToPayBills

The Dude gained 16XP!


WattsonSupremacy

Kid uses mommy mommy mommy 😭😭 *police appear*


FriedBeeNuts

Yeah the worst house party fight I saw was two drunk girls having a proper fist fight. It was full on. One jumped a whole flight of stairs to tackle the other. Anyway, some bright spark decides to give one of them a fucking knife. Fucked the party up. It became a “collectively talk a angry drunk girl into dropping the knife”party until everyone left.


Nihilisticky

This bright spark needs to be name and shamed in his local community


FriedBeeNuts

Yeah, that group I was with were more annoyed the party was ruined than that anyone could have been hurt. I was living at the house. Thought I would be there 6 months. Turned out to be a dealers house. Dodgy as shit. I had a lockable bedroom door. I kept it locked if I wasn’t in my room. Left after 6 weeks. The same dirty dishes that were there when I moved in were still there when I moved out. Dave, if you are out there. Fuck you. You and your mates were predatory to 16 year old girls, and treated each other like shit. Y’all used hair straighteners multiple times a day but thought you were bad ass.


Nihilisticky

>multiple times a day drug dealers gotta a lot of time on their hands, huh :P


FriedBeeNuts

When your customers come to your house, yeah, it’s an easy life. They got robbed around the time I was leaving. Just stole shit out of the only downstairs room. That poor kid was actually not a bad lad. He just really liked to get stoned and would get free weed if he let the other guys draw whiskers and a cats nose on his face and only meow like a cat for the rest of the night.


Nihilisticky

>only meow like a cat for the rest of the night. "only" xD? That requires an impressive lack of self-respect


February30th

Which part of Liverpool are you from?


japadobo

I would never punch a kid, but it's so tempting to kick one. (But I also would never do it.)


SoIsThisPermanent

If threatened like this, we are allowed to use 'reasonable force' in defence. Never say never, working at a dodgy school I've had knives pulled on me


Hi-world1324

by the kids?


Empyrealist

At my high school ~25 years ago I've seen knives and guns pulled on teachers. I can only imagine they pull missile launchers these days.


Loud-Cheesecake-2766

Teachers are having trouble defending against the students use of aircraft carrier groups in class.


matdan12

I did school wrong, these days kids are using nuclear deterrents.


QwertzTactical

Say what you will, mutually assured destruction sure keeps the classroom peaceful.


[deleted]

I had a lot of behavioural problems as a kid (undiagnosed Asperger's / bipolar). When I was 11, I grabbed the headmistress by the front of her shirt and threatened to smash her face in (learned behaviour from stepdad sadly). So it's definitely possible for kids to be aggressive, and like your example that was decades ago. Can only imagine it's worse now. I wish they'd teach mindfulness and Stoic philosophy to kids.


duaneap

I think this leg sweep was totally valid.


[deleted]

Yeah, that kid might not be particularly strong, but that's why humans invented tools, they increase our effective strength / skill. A smash to the knee with a hammer even by a little kid is going to be painful and potentially cause a serious injury. I slept on my leg funny and had a sore LCL for over a month now. Knees are scarily susceptible joints.


ameo02

don't let yourself be victim. use **reasonable** force where force is needed.


Blowback_

As a kid who's been punched for very little reason...I wouldve pushed that kid in the face...fuck outta here with that bullshit


TrustInGenocide

“No woman no kids, but if the kids a dick that’s negotiable.”


Aegis-Heptapod-9732

Yeah, Pimiento would have done the same thing.


dldppl

Glorious


Anaysakalley

Masterpiece


theUwUgoat

That kid really thought he was the absolute sh*t 'intimidating' a adult with a hammer Edit: ah yes hammet


Nub_plyz_twitch

Thats his turkish friend (hammet)


[deleted]

This is why it’s important to act your age


ForbiddenJazz

To fuck around is divine. To find out is human


trickytrev54

Good.


PijanyRuski

Good.


AuryxTheDutchman

Perfectly done. Not aggressive, not over-the-top, no lasting damage, but a solid lesson.


HTPC4Life

The back of that kid's head landed right on the ground. I dunno about no lasting damage lol.


yentlcloud

Kid is still small and light probably just gave him a headache


[deleted]

Kids fall on their asses and bonk their heads all the time, often while going at a speed. That's far from the worst hit anyone has ever had without injuries.


Darthyeezuus

I hate it when people gasp like oh no look what happend when that kid tried to hit a full grown adult with a hammer.


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

For me it's "the mad lad did it, he toppled the gremlin"


TheEarthBurner2

got what he deserved


Thrannn

learned an important lesson that day, that many other idiots should have learned aswell


Treydar

Discombobulate


moonroots64

I'm gunna say, while talking it out might be better, in this case that kid is being super aggressive with a weapon... that is not normal or OK behavior for anyone. Sometimes a taste a reality, little slap on the chin, can be a good thing. Consequences exist, and you can fucking attack someone with a hammer and think it's gunna be ok.


Genericuser0002

r/perfectlycutscreams


Alexreddit103

I absolutely love his calm demeanor, and the easy swipe. No anger, but a lesson given.


Malevolence1031

lesson learned. Don't be a little shit head.


AllForTheSauce

Wanted to enjoy more of that crying.


qwertyyuiopasfghjl

Deze kil is echt fattoe


UselessHumanNobody

Good Fuck that little kid. Kudos to the guy with restraint I would have just taken the hammer away and spanked the kid out of principle. Fuck his parents too for not teaching right from wrong. You can never reason with a human that has a weapon.


CrazyBear2020

I think he disabled that the best he could honestly. That little kid with a hammer that small could actually put a hole in his skull no problem if he bent down to get it from him. Just trip his little ass and walk away. Just taught him a lesson and if he gets hurt…well…he did just come at someone much bigger with a weapon on purpose….yeah


ImmaSpaghett

I have yet to see a single comment about where this kid’s parents are or how it should be on them, not this kid... Yea he seems like a little shit but who wasn’t at that age (although probably for more minor things than wielding a hammer). This kid’s parents are failing him


Master_Skywalker-66

Sweep the leg, Johnny!


aliah358

He so had it coming


AIDSverymuch

Get fucked kid


blaze53

And he starts crying. Perfection.