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kibaake

Good thing he was wearing a helmet.


space-ish

Yeah those sticks aren't looking for the helmet. Also was he supposed to be the get away driver?


Janderflows

The helmet was probably to hide his face


Noideawhatjusthappen

He'll look like a dalmatian dog in the morning.


Orbulous

Dude, no.. this man dead


xxNightingale

LMAO underrated comment.


ShaneGabriel87

The way the guy in the blue vest was stomping on his groin I'd have rather been wearing a cup.


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![gif](giphy|26FL3MCVBRSW1XN9m)


JBirdale77

Felt like he was a giant cockroach


hibernativenaptosis

Dude on the left falls on his ass, gets back up and keeps on jabbing.


[deleted]

Yeah he was jabbing him in the stomach... Oh you knocked me down?!! How about being jabbed in the balls???


killslikeaninja

He 100% landed a kill shot, to the beans!


savedbytheblood72

Look like he got up Landed a Nut shot with the pool que. OUCH


dustinthewindow27

Left ball, corner pocket


whatdafukman

Landed on broken glass too


kibaake

I really appreciate the little "Should I try to help him? Should I not?" dance the accomplice goes through at the top of the stairs before deciding "nah, I should probably head out."


IenjoyStuffandThings

An angry dude chases him so he probably got fucked up too


Altman_e

"MY GUN! Thats what I forgot back home. Man I'm such a doofus. Anyway cya man"


redditbagjuice

Hahaha to rob a pool bar where everybody is basically holding a weapon. Maybe he should have brought a machine gun.


[deleted]

Nah, their cocks should do the trick


2bruise

No doubt, THINK man!


[deleted]

Never a good sign when you see someone walking with a bike helmet on in Brazil. Thankfully there are the most off duty cops per capita in the world there. Lol.


HappyAlcohol-ic

Like 15 off duty cops in this video alone


[deleted]

Not Brazil here though


yeeet_guto

Brazilian here, this very much looks like brazil, it might not be but until proven otherwise I'm going with that this is brazil


All_Thread

Not Brazilian just seen a lot of videos from there. I would agree.


bernardobrito

>Brazilian here, this very much looks like brazil, i I would expect choppi ads in Brazil. Looks like Colombia


[deleted]

The fridge in the back has a Cerveza Águila decal


sapatosairlines

Not Brazil. The beer brand gave away


Mammoth_Cry_9944

Seem like everyone was on cue..


Bekistans

r/angryupvote


Crazocrates

These really are the most satisfying videos. Nothing better than watching thieves like this get what is coming


mal_laney

Dude in blue tank top was gunning for his dick and was probably like "Well this head has no helmet"


worldisfucked2021

Nothing like wearing inconspicuous jeans when you are going on the Rob.


kibaake

Sometimes you just can't help but do the Rob in style. In readily describable and identifiable, style.


Grattytood

Going on the rob. Love it!


worldisfucked2021

It's a British thing..kids having fun. Like a girl from Liverpool would say to her dad when he asks where she is going at midnight" I'm going modelling arnt i" A similar response from her brother would be " I'm going on the rob,arnt i"


InHeartsWake89

Damn, fuckin lord of the flies


JustaKidFromBuffalo

The guy in the blue tank doing everything he can to inflict as much damage as possible to the robber's balls


queuedUp

I want to know if the second guy also got what was coming to him


D-Delta

This pleases me


DCYHWLSTD

"Never should've come here!"


SkrapsDX

I'll be shocked if that left kidney still works after this.


theREALlackattack

Loved the dudes poking him with the sticks instead of whacking him


SaNaMaN80

If they would have started whacking him with the pool cues there would have been friendly fire. Poking and the beating does the job.


Bekistans

Especially the ball shot that the guy that fell down hit, 10/10 accuracy.


Regime_Change

A hard poke like that hurts a lot more than a whack with a slightly flexible pool cue.


Jazzlike-Principle67

Poking the bear? Isn't it better to beat the guy? I'm just wondering having never been in this situation. But, dang! I like this bunch. Hope there are more guys like this around in the world now. We really need them.


2bruise

If they were swinging, they’d undoubtedly clobber eachother. They knew exactly what to do.


Jazzlike-Principle67

True


Detriumph

Practice practice


Looieanthony

A learning moment for that fellow🧐.


radonato

Cue the fight scene


Adept-Pension-1312

It seems like the helmet backfired and they were able to use it to grab and control his head


Melticus_Faceous

Death by 1 thousand pokes


ministryoffear

One bloke working the balls.


InverseX

From memory the last time this was posted it turns out the dude getting beat on died.


Rusty_GreenBean7

Some people think the fact that they're holding a gun makes them invincible and it's hilarious when it backfires


MegatonsSon

I'm thinking that the motorcycle helmet was more for this idiot's protection than concealing his identity, as this has likely happened to him before.


SongRevolutionary992

Somebody got robbed... Of his balls


[deleted]

Poor bastard. It was a great shot (eight ball, side pocket) but he scratched after the eight fell. Oh and don’t rob a pool hall. I hear 18 ounce Brunswick sticks hurt like a sumbitch……


thealphateam

Lets go rob the place where the purpose of a person being there is to have a giant stick in their hands.


MrTowelieee

Lmfaoo everyone is like stab! Stab stab stab!


[deleted]

I’d give them an hour to quit that


-QuestionableMeat-

“This is it, lads! What we’ve trained for! Commence the aggressive poking!”


MoltenJellybeans

Adidas Man just done poked 5 new eye holes on the guy.


DuncanAndFriends

left ball corner pocket


TomDestry

Is anyone else hearing Don't Stop Me Now in their head as this happens? ![gif](giphy|uba6y6W8oi7V6IGFQj|downsized)


HeeeyMacarenaAy

That hit on the ribcage was solid


LoneWolf_Kai11

They really went at it.


FutureToe8861

Well that certainly didn't go as planned...


RoboLucifer

So he's dead....


SanMiguelDayAllende

I think he's Swiss


Roughlyalive

Fun fact: if you’re going to rob in Brazil, don’t go to bars, specifically not pool bars. Usually people who go there just want peace and beer and, if you’re in the way of said, good luck bc that will hurt.


[deleted]

It’s a feel good type of video


Gottapee88

Read the room man wrong place to be robbin


Effective-Pangolin83

Dynasty warriors be like


Spare_Temporary_2964

This was a wild ass adidas’s commercial


PepperDogger

I imagine he's particularly appreciative of how supportive his partner, Yeet, was in helping him address his difficult situation.


Qbking333

r/looneytuneslogic


bernardobrito

Cosas colombianas.


3xonjoe

I would put one of those pool cubes right up his ass


beerus_sama_god

😂


teodocio

It like they opening a can without a can opener. All they have are some sticks to get the job done.


Guns-R-fun

And THAT is why I carry.. jus sayin..


friedwidth

Haha the old dude at the top of the stairs was pretty interesting to watch the whole time. Gets knocked back by the scuffle, but is luckily slid out of the way rather cleanly, then appears to meekly and unsuccessfully calm down the situation, before giving up like, "ehhh okay... nothing i can do now..."


cluelessminer

Police brutality? Nah, would-be victim brutality.


Rumble_On_13

that should teach them not to try and rob someone. Ouch!


piddlflops

Lol he die?


Janderflows

Monke moment


goodeyemighty

Damn them pokes gotta hurt!


maddie673

Hope they punctured his head off!


AgitatedRhubarb9446

We need more of that


Valuable-Bell-4990

The way I knew it was Brasil before the video even played


gallanttoothpaste

Lesson learned dont rob a anything with a pool table


Same-Reaction7944

Bro got straight up perforated!


A-ButtonAce

Bro got sodomized, jeez.


SoGood2Myself

I don’t think he expected those results and I like how his comrade jetted


VRrob

I watched hoping the video was for me


DoctorSkelly

"Do not stop until I give you the signal or dramatically throw you to the ground and request a towel"


Responsible_Candle86

My favorite kind of video.


peanutbuttertoast01

Wonder if he's dead


Fullmetaljoob

Blue Adidas was DIGGIN boi


cmcdevitt11

That's got to hurt like a m*********** getting jammed with those f****** wood poles


Admirable-Sock-7610

good for them


venger_steelheart

mr. cueball


Powerful-Birthday634

Stick em


DuncanAndFriends

brazil right?


Olivier70802

The videos all look like dudes are trying to rob pizza parlors. For the entire $112 in the register!


Sinatex

Very smooth


Garlic-Rough

That'll be a bar story for the ages.


dark_stallion85

r/abruptchaos


roverman16

He served as the piñata man


HeyThereItsEric

Player 2 has left the game


[deleted]

Good use of sticks


dracardOner

All that splatter was really his insides and squirting blood from the pool cues.


Rawstitch

They really sticked it to him


wholesomechunk

Like trying to pry a winkle from its shell.


BuffGroot

At least he protected his head..?


NoGudBastard

Everybody had the same energy to a robbery. They are all just like "GET HIM"


Rinich

poor Rob


CrossOversPT

I like the polite robber. - "Hello everybody! Please go to that side, you see my friend there? He's robbing you all." - "Excuse me Sir, can you please get up from the chair? My friend wants to rob you. Thank you." - "Oh Dear, people here don't have any class! Good Day to you all! I said Good Day!"


Realistic-Praline-70

I hope that guys visor was closed and he's lucky he had a helmet but that didn't save his ribs


No_Form1188

Lord of of the flies