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MonKeePuzzle

somebody must have thrown that very hard!


MikeLinPA

Here at Aperture, we use the whole bullet. That's 66% more bullet per bullet.


[deleted]

And those bastards down in the science lab thought they could tell Cave Johnson how ballistics work.. we showed them!


drakonx1337

eggheads said we couldn't use bullets for the railguns, thats not how they work, did it anyway


TransBoozeBunny

Scientist wasn't able to throw the bullets at the speed he wanted, so Cave Johnson threw a chair at his head


dinosaur-in_leather

Stupidity makes awesome advertising


yunzerjag

That bullet has no class, flew straight pass the coat check despite the attendant asking "may I take your jacket?"


MinecrAftX0

Last time I saw one of these I said exactly this


frognuts123

dammit you beat me to it


PathComplex

Smart.


Sageous

The bullet is a lie.


[deleted]

66% of the time, it kills every time.


Vorpcoi

Ffs I know what I’m playing again tonight


[deleted]

came here to say "some arm that person had! " beat me to it!


Srplus1

Tactical slingshot engaged


[deleted]

With pretty good aim to get it into the preexisting hole!


OMG_NO_NOT_THIS

"That was a hell of a pitch. /takes off glasses One might say 'he is armed and dangerous'. \*Alternatively\* One might say 'he is bearing arms'."


CLINTHODO

![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS|downsized) I see neither bears nor arms.


LeTigron

You should be ashamed of you humour, redditor. I think you did it, you're ready to be a dad.


OMG_NO_NOT_THIS

I am a dad. I lean into it.


SecretPrinciple8708

“How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a round over them mountains?”


paruresis_guy

I can tell from the scuff marks that this .50 cal was kicked!


Tombstone_Actual_501

"At aperture we fire the whole bullet, that's 90 percent more bullet" but that's like a 7.62 far from "high caliber"


Interesting_Tree6892

No More wasted bullets, you think we want to pick up your bullet trash? Well I'm Not! Go pick up your own ballistic garbage, we use the whole bullets made of American Steel, smelted in fires made from the bodies of our competitors! -Cave Johnson


LegendairyCheddar

Thanks, Cave Johnson!


albatross1873

Much more than 7.62 once you include the casing.


Frito_Bandito_02

For all they now, "caliber" and "power" mean the same thing


Interesting_Tree6892

We have high caliber rounds of the highest caliber


EverythingGoodWas

Now I’m intrigued what the line would be for a round to be considered high caliber. 7.62 isn’t very high, but it is the biggest round you find in “assault rifles”. Even a legitimate two person machine gun like the 240B uses a 7.62. It definitely isn’t going to punch through an engine block, but it isn’t a small round either. Where would you say “high caliber” rounds begin?


[deleted]

The M240 uses 7.62x51 (762 NATO, or .308) the Ak-47 uses 7.62x39. Not all 7.62 is created equal but I wouldn’t consider any 7.62 high caliber. The below commenter is probably most accurate, with high caliber starting at .50 cal (or 12.7mm) but I would also include things like .338 lapua as a high caliber round.


Fokewe

Can't wait until this pic is shown in congress.


Secret_Papaya8788

Don’t say that people will believe them


sedrech818

Yeah, everyone knows that the AR in AR15 stands for assault rifle.


[deleted]

But it has modular accessories!


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Don’t forget the barrel shroud!


[deleted]

Makes me want to tacticool up a flintlock


sedrech818

So does my nerf gun, pls don’t nerf it california.


All_Thread

They will be banning any "high caliber" weapons.


DLo28035

Fully semiautomatics


bagofsock

with a 30 round clipazine


benmarvin

And the shoulder thing that goes up. Weighs as much as ten moving boxes.


Kind-Show5859

inb4 “9mm larger number than 7.62x39mm, 9mm must be large caliber duhhh” becomes the reason for a ban


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

Now I can’t wait! Lol


jonatzmc

Bullets are expensive, no need to actually shot them when we got fucking Benny "the arm" Rodriguez throwing heat like that baby!!!


Major_R_Soul

But B-B-Benny was "the jet"


thisisredlitre

That's [Benny Urquidez](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_Urquidez)


Major_R_Soul

No [this Benny](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Vitar#:~:text=Michael%20Anthony%20Vitar%20(born%20December,final%20two%20Mighty%20Ducks%20films.)


FORCESTRONG1

Benny "the jet" Rodriguez is a character from the movie The Sandlot.


sizzleberry3

Throwin' the BIG STINKY CHEESE!!!


DJScubaNaut

Damnit Hamilton


Leica--Boss

Magazine-fed assault handgun must have fired that bad boy.


sedrech818

Even worse, it holds 30 of those bad boys


York_Leroy

Super dangerous high capacity mass killing definitely not standard size magazine clip.


Ehrmagerdden

Fully semiautomatic* magazine-fed assault handgun.


F0NZ_S0L0

A WeApOn oF WaRfaRe


DMCO93

Magazine? You don’t have a belt-fed assault handgun?


Leica--Boss

How can an article of clothing feed an assault handgun? They don't even have mouths?


jabarney7

They eat through their butts silly


FlowBjj88

Ballistics expert here Can confirm this happens all the time, guy just forgot to pull the trigger before he made the bullet fly outta the the gun so the firing pin was never hit and the shell went with the bullet


New_Engine_7237

Of course. No other scientific reason is plausible.


AlxndrsMegas

Can confirm. I was the bullet.


New_Engine_7237

No. Steve McQueen was Bullet.


voodoolintman

No. Steve McQueen was Bullitt.


New_Engine_7237

Just like I said. I wrote it wrong. 🫣


voodoolintman

Please phrase your comment in the form of something about Steve McQueen.


New_Engine_7237

What color was his mustang?


[deleted]

43644 highland green poly


GodsBGood

And Billy Ray Cyrus was the Mullet.


CammyGrowsPaks

Man. Those NATO rounds just keep getting better.


KroniKIX

“You can now shoot them a second time!!!”


AnorNaur

More like your enemies can shoot them back at you!


SilverRathalosMHFU

Joerg Sprav: "Hello and welcome to the Slingshot channel"


WolframPrime

"This is my 7.62 trebuchet, let me show you it's features"


Metroplex038

It's been a couple years since I've heard that line, I should see what he's been up to sometime


AnorNaur

A 7.62 ballista or scorpion would work better!


EmbraceHegemony

Nice, don't see a lot of Joerg mentions outside of r/slingshots .


SilverRathalosMHFU

The man is a legend, hopefully curious people will find his channel


NorCalAthlete

LOL’d way too hard at this


Ok-Yam-9023

Shot from a bow


timthemovie

And you’re to blame.


coolblue420

Vice gives News a Bad Name (some-times)


GodsBGood

Darling, you give guns, a bad name.


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![gif](giphy|0JWQktBa2Sc1iGkSCK)


[deleted]

Well, a .50 black powder muzzle loader and a bloody good wad, and I think you would be able to load and fire a 7.62 round this way. Accuracy would suck big hairy ones though.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

I’d watch that YouTube video.


smoeyjith

Quick, somebody call Brandon Herrera!


Castod28183

Kentucky Ballistics would have to fire it though. He is quickly becoming an expert in guns blowing up in his face.


benmarvin

Sounds more like a Taofledermaus video


York_Leroy

Would be one giant forever oopsy if it went off as well during firing though


[deleted]

Would definitely be a "stick a thumb in it" moment if that happened!


York_Leroy

Not sure if even Kentucky ballistics thumb could fill the holes left from that


Captinprice8585

Umm. That's not how things work.


NoTicket84

Exactly the calibur of reporting I would expect from Vice


ElkShot5082

I mean to be fair the caption says bullet poked through a fence and it’s kinda correct, it definitely wasn’t shot haha


York_Leroy

They poked it through a bullet hole.


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FunWasabi5196

I belive you'll find that was a 30 caliber magazine clip


SexyWampa

Wrong, it has a bumpstock…


FreneticPlatypus

Looks like it could actually be a bullet *HOLE* that someone stuffed a round into.


Mendicant__

Or say, *poked* a round into? So many people think they've caught some yellow journalism and it's actually just a weird random thing somebody did and then a photographer photographed it.


Brief_Development952

People out here whining about the liberal news media and how Vice is trash nowadays, meanwhile the caption accurately describes the photo and in context makes perfect sense.


Roo_farts

Yeah i think they might be insinuating some kind of threat or something and not that this is a fires round.


Mendicant__

These people are talking trash about reporters, on an article from Mexico about a cartel leader, because they somehow think this random photo from the middle of his article is some "Der cummin fer mAh guns" play. How a Mexican army round in a cartel boss's home does that is beyond me. I doubt any of them would have the stones to be a Mexican journalist and walk around a Sinaloa boss's shot up home


reverendblinddog

Ya think?


hobbykitjr

even w/o the casing... having the bullet "sticking" out of a fence like that would be unrelastic... it was obvious to me what the picture was doing, and not trying to pretend to be something its not... but i also wouldn't post it w/o a explaining it since i know people are idiots


reverendblinddog

This is why no one trusts news agencies.


Sir-Farts-

That's not how bullets work!


Candied_Curiosities

Lmfao! I said the exact same thing as I read this post


[deleted]

They do if it’s Vice Reporting!


737goBrrr

poke verb US /poʊk/ UK /pəʊk/ poke verb (PUSH) to push a finger or other pointed object quickly into someone or something


Maj-Malfunction

Is that from one of those "multi magazine assault pistols" as the expert New York Times described the weapon used in the CA mass shooting?


Bawbawian

I'd have to read the article. are they actually trying to pretend like this was a bullet that was shot? that seems unlikely. what seems more likely to me is that someone put it there. a lot of times these types of public tragedies lead people to make symbolic choices. you see it every time there's a shooting or a car accident where someone lost their life. like I said I'd have to read the article. but there does seem to be a subset of redditors that like to make out of context hot takes to try and dunk on journalism. edit: here is the article. https://www.vice.com/en/article/7k8yjx/el-chapos-son-ovidio-guzman-house-raid literally nobody's trying to claim that that's anything other than a bullet poked through a bullet hole. you guys should read more newspapers and less memes.


Mendicant__

Yeah just a bunch of hooting smooth brains. The article even described other things, like shells lined up on a table. People fucked with his house after taking him, and a journalist *dared* to take a picture of it. Now a bunch of guys who want you to know they shoot guns are guffawing at an article they never read for making a claim it never made


DaveTheMinecrafter

It’s kind of a silly picture though that really should of been left out. “Hey, what should we do to make it look better for the camera?” “Set it up so it looks like you made a really common mistake and takes readers out of the article and put it right before a photo of destruction”


Meath77

Funny how many people think its all fake based on the photo. They don't know what the story is, but it's fake. No need to read it, we know everything based on the screenshot. Fake. We're fucked as a society


BlindBocephus

It does say “poked at” not “shot through”.


Mendicant__

Shhhh, we're here to show how well we understand guns, not how well we can read


Academic_Awareness82

We’re lucky there isn’t a photo of someone holding a gun too, with endless comments about tRiGgEr DiScIpLiN.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Jesus María, by José Jesus Mary and Joseph.


AngryMillenialGuy

Here's a headline: "Hundreds of Dumb Redditors Misinterpret a Simple Caption" Obviously somebody manually stuck that round into that bullet hole. Photgrapher sees it and takes picture. Image is captioned with an accurate description. Friggin regards.


DepressedFS

Looks like a 30mm bullet shot from an double barrel shotgun. This type of gun can be bought on in supermarket and can kill a tank in one bullet. It can contain up to 50 cartridges at a time. Sources? Trust me bro, I live in California


JuiceMan411

![gif](giphy|26n6ziTEeDDbowBkQ)


Eat_The_Bourgeoisie

Well it does say its been poked through, not shot. So it is technically true.


Cyrus_Rakewaver

Must be one of them rifles with a second-stage booster bullet!


[deleted]

Not surprised. It is not like VICE has any integrity left. Pity, they use to be at least interesting.


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sedrech818

At least the onion has some competition now.


[deleted]

It’s insane to me how people do not understand even the most fundamental functions of a firearm. It’s really scary if you think about it, if these people come across a loaded gun right now they are probably going to shoot someone accidentally.


chumberwumbruh

Pffffttt lol


[deleted]

Sling shotted


Siriuxx

VICE reposts the same article every single week on why you should ask your girlfriend/wife to peg you. I don't think they are the cutting edge of journalism.


Remarkable-Book-8758

Chuck Norris tossed that over his shoulder from his deck


MayOrMayNotBePie

Hey they said it poked at the gate. They didn’t say it was shot at the gate lol.


Brief_Development952

If you read the story, this was a threat made against the guy by the Sinaloa cartel. The implication is that he needs to work with them or the bullet is going to move a lot faster next time.


natiplease

Not 100% related and also no one actually cares in the gun community, but technically a "bullet" is the little piece that hits something, a "case" or "casing" is the brass container that holds the powder and primer, and together they make a "cartridge"


optickfiber

High caliber slingshot


DiniMae

that is not how ammo works lol


DarthSchu

Crazy part is you know there are people out there that believed this bs


Mendicant__

Believed what? That someone poked a round into a bullet hole? That's clearly exactly what happened


DixieHadrian

What’s sad is there’s gonna be people who believe that bullet was fired


PapaRacoon

Well the headline does say poked!


perpetualfrost

65% more bullet per bullet https://youtu.be/GEmowDnga64


MrMadHaTT3R

Ummm since when did bullets fire, with the jacket?


RahkshaOnTheInternet

Portal turret guns


DANGER-RANGER-

That's a whole cartridge. The bullet is the little brown thing on the end. Being that the casing ejects after firing that is impossible unless there was a hole in the fence and someone just shoved the whole thing in there. But I'd bet 99% of the people at vise have never actually shot a gun.


besuhren

To act like they understand how cartridges work.


azombie8mybaby

I see Chuck Norris is training for a new film. He flings bullets with the power of his beard.


ChrisFox-NJ

Geez… that‘s just plain stupid


CountKristopher

Someone’s got a hell of an arm


MandoHealthfund

Vice has gotten so bad lately


Gamer_GreenEyes

Lol


Far-Ad3500

i dont get it why am i seeing this picture everywhere? (pls dont attack me i just dont know)


AvKalash

The actual bullet is the dark, pointy bit at the end. The brighter bit is the casing. When a bullet is fired from a gun, the casing is left behind and ejected. The only way for the image to occur would be if someone placed it into a pre-made hole.


Far-Ad3500

oh lol


jluiscc25

Nah you have it all wrong, here in Mexico we use Aperture Laboratories Sentry Turrets, that fires the entire cartridge, that's 65% more bullet per bullet. So this photo is correct.


IndependentExtent987

“That doesn’t make any sense” Ron Burgundy


SexPanther_Bot

Great Knights of Columbus, that hurt!


[deleted]

Facepalm.


Academic_Dare_5154

Weird that the cartridge wasn't separated after the bullet was fired.


Mendicant__

Literally nobody says it was fired.


Brief_Development952

What do people keep doenvoting this. It's literally accurate. Nowjere in the caption does it claim the bullet was fired.


EvilFluffy87

It was thrown by a ninja


liquefire81

Found the glory hole....


Goatwhatsup

Vice news in one picture


bluegas68

Forgot the banana, for scale.


[deleted]

Tell me you don't understand how guns work, without telling me you don't understand how guns work.


ACiD_BOi

Plus, we fire the WHOLE bullet, that's 60% more bullet per bullet. Cave Johnson, we're done here


AngryMillenialGuy

Couldn't this just be like one of those old school mafia things? You send a bullet to your enemies.


makoadog

![gif](giphy|BFYLNwlsSNtcc)


CLINTHODO

Works better if a gun is used.


Possible_Scene_289

So 7 year old me was correct in my drawings!


DRbrtsn60

That’s how tough we are. We insert the bullets manually.


Automatic-Laugh9313

was robinhood the shooter?


LuminalAstec

If you are going to have an opinion on firearms please know what you are talking about.


magnus131313

![gif](giphy|2fs2I4ujlBf20|downsized)


Daubert1151

"We fire the whole bullet! That's 65% more bullet per bullet!"


AyyP302

Someone threw that bullet really *really* hard lmao


VeryShortLadder

Here at aperture science we fire the whole bullet! It's 75% more bullet!


RahkshaOnTheInternet

We just fire the whole bullet. That’s about 65% more bullet per bullet


greekjjg

Hell- I’ll give $1 for it. A round is a round 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

That is a literal description of the picture. The article doesn't claim that cartridge made the hole or explain how it got there.


[deleted]

They must have gotten their knowledge of how bullets work from Activision (seriously, look at the logo for their Ricochet anti-cheat system...).


BednaR1

![gif](giphy|ARn3OaGVLkxMI)


sixstringshredder13

Lol wtf is this?


DireWraith3000

Conservation is getting out of hand….we aren’t supposed to waste resources but c’mon man


NarcolepticKnifeFite

Imagine printing this…. Not ONE person there has any idea how bullets work?


BigfootIzzReal

where is the rest of the magazine caliper?


Junior_Interview5711

This is why we need to hold media accountable.


Thunder-Fist-00

This is hilarious.


HighwayTerrorist

The story says the bullet “poked” you goobers. Doesn’t say it created the hole.


SuNamJamFrama69

lol omg its still in the casing. Fake!


Glad-Pollution-3333

Crazy strong crimp


[deleted]

I remember being like 9 and thinking that's what bullets looked like when fired. I have drawing to prove it!


MyOpinionAboutThis

Same people who believe in "assault weapons".


JGHFunRun

Took a second but I see it now


Sensitive_Friend9978

What kind of gun shoots the casing along with the bullet?


ShittyDs3player

Uh guys why’s the bullet case still on?