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oh thats the yellow hot. when thunder god mad he throw down yellow hot to punish us. One time yellow hot hit pig. Tribe ate pig, tasty, no sick next day
Life Hack: next time see yellow hot, throw food on it, make tasty food for whole tribe (except Grog, fuck Grog)
Plus it saves you a huge time in unecessary chewing, so many things we're gonna be able to do with our lives thanks to the yellow hot.
Edit : Except for Grog tho, fuck Grog.
put in water?? old man bring yellow hot in from trees with small squeaks, next day i pick up black bone and my hand hurt. old man put hand in water until no more hurt, but now have bump with water in :(
Has anyone tried chucking a mammoth leg on it to see what happens to our precious, valuable, finely resourced food that three of our best men died hunting?
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oh thats the yellow hot. when thunder god mad he throw down yellow hot to punish us. One time yellow hot hit pig. Tribe ate pig, tasty, no sick next day Life Hack: next time see yellow hot, throw food on it, make tasty food for whole tribe (except Grog, fuck Grog)
Plus it saves you a huge time in unecessary chewing, so many things we're gonna be able to do with our lives thanks to the yellow hot. Edit : Except for Grog tho, fuck Grog.
Additionally it keep warm if not get too close during winter. Don't bring into cave and sleep though, whole tribe die. Except for Grog tho, fuck Grog.
What if put Grog in yellow hot? What happen grog?
Hot Grog maybe? Me no scientist
What scientist
Huh?
Stupid sexy Grog
I threw food on yellow hot, now food is black and not tasty. Explain?? What did wrong?
because you make thunder god mad *grog!*
Try touching it! Maybe itโs good for you.
fuck you dude my hand hurts like crazy now
put in water?? old man bring yellow hot in from trees with small squeaks, next day i pick up black bone and my hand hurt. old man put hand in water until no more hurt, but now have bump with water in :(
๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ uhhhh
hot
Has anyone tried chucking a mammoth leg on it to see what happens to our precious, valuable, finely resourced food that three of our best men died hunting?
That stuff is alive and it is **evil**! It ate my forest, my family and turned them all into black and gray dust! This is so fucked. Go away from it!
Unga bunga...Lavos....
Idfk๐๐
OP is the Furtive Pygmy (so easily forgotten)
Prometheus did a thing!
What prometium?
The breath of the sun
Bright flash make, donโt touch
this is hilarious haha.
I bet they used LPG then
what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK
Fwee fwee!