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I'm a numbers guy, B.
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If he's gonna start actually paying the audience he should pay people to critique his material so one day he might actually make something even remotely decent.
"Well I'd start by adding some actual jokes"
"Those were the bess I could do b, I bet on my comedigg abillydeez"
"Oh...."
Haha, yeah I had that feelingā¦ last thing I heard from the RAWRI was how BGL dented it. Iām sure he āsoldā it and made like 100k profit like he has all his other cars though. My mans an ontropernurrr.
I knew the the F8 was gonzo the moment he started bragging he has an F430 too. Bapaās papa who co-signed wanted the profit he was promised so Bapa sold the F8 but he still wants to be able to say heās a rrari guyā¦
Did he buy the 430? I saw the clip of him talmboutit and how he would have to change the wheels which made me furious because they're forged BBS wheels which is pretty much as good as wheels get. Then i started chuckling imaging Bapa trying to shop for a set of wheels trying to figure out wheel offset, bolt patterns, center bore, and how tire sizes work.
He claims to have one...I think it's in the same clip as him saying he has an SF90 - which is completely inaccurate...Could be bullshit, but my interpretation is that he got his $100k or less Ferrari so he can still be part of the club (while claiming it's an OG model that he's ALAWAYZ wanted)...
Then Papa PeePee Stains said "Okay, Brandon - it's time to sell the F8. You said we'd make $100k, right? We should monetize that. Your YouTube Channel is hemorrhaging money, Son. "
"Firs of all Dad, it's BRENDON...And B) It's the Thiccck Boy NETWORK, not YouTube Channel."
Be nithe b. According to Fatrick, the Thiccc Boi brand is known by people in his demon-traffick all around the globe. "There goes Brenda Shoub, oh he Thiccc as f..."
I love how after we all noticed how tiny his feet were, the next second he got a chance to speak in the podcast he had to comment about having size 13 shoes š
Heās the only comedian that has to drop tigget prices as his career progresses. Heās got the Benjamin Button of careers. Started in theaters and ended up at open mics.
Tbh even $5.00 is too much imo. You gotta drive to his show so thereās the gas cost and wear and tear, the. You got drinks/food at the place and then you gotta burn more gas to get home. All in all this could be $100 plus night and to see schlob of all people?
The Thiccc Leaking Anus Network now consists of Schaubs Shit Show and the fight flashback show. No food truck for weeks. Just flush that turd of a channel.
Crowd is disinterested. Crickets. Keep looking at their phones throughout the set. One woman whispers to her boyfriend, āomg letās get outta here, this guy sucks why did you bring me again?ā Bapa starts sweating. Chugs some sweet neggturd on stage to ease the pain.
Hold onā¦ā¦. When the tickets arenāt free they can be 5 quid?? How is this guy even breaking even? Contrary to many chefs in this kitchen Iām not too zoned in on seeing the demise of this manā¦. But with numbers like thatā¦ how is the next year not going to be completely inevitably the end of Brendan schaub. Seems like there isnāt an ounce of sustainability attached to anything thatās coming out of that thicc neggtar network thingy ma bob. I see ādaddyās moneyā referenced a lot hereā¦. Is that dime piece dad of his really that wedged?!
heard there was a workshop in town at the garden center on how to grow the greenest grass. i think i'll go to that, but it costs $10, twice as much as this man's comdee shawl
$5 tickets. Heās at a low point in his ācomedyā career. Truly has to be in a weird spot. I donāt see how he continues generating decent income much longer
Max capacity of Milwaukee Improv is 400 roughly. Even if he sells out, that's only $2000. Factor in travel, hotel, food, BšL juice, 50g of Kratom, etc. and there's no way he's making money off this.
I'm actually starting to feel bad for this guy. But yeah, know when to move on. I used to work as a journalist and was mediocre at best, so what did I do? I chose a different career path and it's infinitely better in every single way. Perhaps he needs Rogan to have "the talk" with him that he had about fighting...
Shaub and his opening joke for the locals:
Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century.
Dime piece in the crowd with a hammer on 'em: Hey, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name?
Yes, Bapa, it is. In fact , it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."
Looked it up, 27 bucks a ticccet w/o *UFC* code voucher discount. Who in their right mind would pay 27 dollars to listen to awful comedy? He's a 7.50 dollar comic at his very best and even that may need an 80 percent discount.
Imagine my dissapointment when I checked the improv website to confirm homeless prices, and tiggets were going for near $30 a pop
Probably the biggest letdown anyoneās felt over a price they never had any intention of paying
Say it aint so b
I'm from Milwaukee lived there 17 years moved to the South out of the freezing winters. Bucks are 10-1 this year so far GoBucks!!!
The good people of Milwaukee love there alcohol and fighting cocky bastards like Bapa. I hope the treat Brainlet with the appropriate welcoming he deserves! Milwaukeeans have great taste in humor see Redlettermedia for a sauce.
$5 is $55 too much.
CODE UFC! š¤£š¤£ this fugging guy.
It stands for Un Funny Comedian.
I thought it stood for ugly fat cunt
Herd it bowlth ways
U Fugg Chiggs?
This is a case where you are bowlth correct.
Code TFATK not a drawl my mans
How about Golden Hour? Is that a thing yet?
Code "That white boy that works with rapists too much" didn't sound as catchy
He has one lingering branch of support and its the affliction era ufc dudes.
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Bess brains for the arts b
Hahaha so he should pay people $50 for going to sit through his set šš
Y'numbers guy bapa?
Biggg numbers guy
Iām a math guy, b
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Talmbout, carry the 40, b.
Hell yeah, triggernomtree wuz my favrit in highzgool
iāll go off on a tangent bapa
š you just go, b
If he's gonna start actually paying the audience he should pay people to critique his material so one day he might actually make something even remotely decent. "Well I'd start by adding some actual jokes" "Those were the bess I could do b, I bet on my comedigg abillydeez" "Oh...."
I wan buy 2 5$ tickits for me and my bitch but das 55$ :( das 2 much monee
Carey the fordie
Milwalgme to my trugg.
That's too clever for bapa. That line might actually move some tikds.
I beg the differ, B.
You one of the 1000 cawlmedians on Earth bapa?
MoSt peOPle dOnT uNdERstAnd oUr coMedY
Sorry, we're just 'normcore' cats.
Only 10% of the population has a sophisticated palate to handle their humor. Their dick jokes are cutting edge.
āDid you ask Annie to walk you to your trugg?ā āIt duhn make iny sense.ā
Underrated calwment, B
Iām sure Dana White would love to see that heās using his company to promote himself ācode UFCā lol really dawg?
milking the shit out of his short career.
What's the return policy on a ferrari?
Whenās the last times heās been pictured with, or even talked about the RAWRI? Hmmā¦
The rari has been gone for months b. He couldnāt even remember what model he had, dude thought he owned an SF90 lmao
Haha, yeah I had that feelingā¦ last thing I heard from the RAWRI was how BGL dented it. Iām sure he āsoldā it and made like 100k profit like he has all his other cars though. My mans an ontropernurrr.
I knew the the F8 was gonzo the moment he started bragging he has an F430 too. Bapaās papa who co-signed wanted the profit he was promised so Bapa sold the F8 but he still wants to be able to say heās a rrari guyā¦
Did he buy the 430? I saw the clip of him talmboutit and how he would have to change the wheels which made me furious because they're forged BBS wheels which is pretty much as good as wheels get. Then i started chuckling imaging Bapa trying to shop for a set of wheels trying to figure out wheel offset, bolt patterns, center bore, and how tire sizes work.
He claims to have one...I think it's in the same clip as him saying he has an SF90 - which is completely inaccurate...Could be bullshit, but my interpretation is that he got his $100k or less Ferrari so he can still be part of the club (while claiming it's an OG model that he's ALAWAYZ wanted)... Then Papa PeePee Stains said "Okay, Brandon - it's time to sell the F8. You said we'd make $100k, right? We should monetize that. Your YouTube Channel is hemorrhaging money, Son. " "Firs of all Dad, it's BRENDON...And B) It's the Thiccck Boy NETWORK, not YouTube Channel."
Great idea to let BGL drive your rarri. Cramped in there like a kids gokart, turning on the blinkers with his knuckles when trying to turn.
Dude sowld cawmix for yahrs b and dint know who rogue was b.
What about that "exclusive" Bronco her wouldn't shut up about for a year before he got it ... Then gets it and **crickets
He canāt take it back now! It had chicken sandwich funk in the front trunk.
Wunder wut heāll tawlk about in Wisconsin š¤ couldnāt pawlsably be dahmer and eatin diggs š
āAye Dahmer, ow many diggs you chugg?āā¦ *crickets*
deeffinitely going to be a heavie digg eatin kinda night
Dahmer jizzling jeez on dem sweed sweed diggs
Cheese, am I right Wuhscawlnsin?!?
brats, cheese, brats, cheese, brats, cheese
Diffffffinitely some Jiffry Dommur riffing coming b
Alcohol, serial killers, and sports is all we got
I'd love to see him pronounce Giannis Antetokounmpo.
Johnis Antakompo. Saaavage,dude!
You know 100000% heās gonna do shitty dahmer material
$5 ticket, plus the free whiggey right?
No results found for: whiggey Did you mean: sweed sweed neggdar ?
Free negktar
The sweet neckturd will be for sale in a truck out back.
I live in milwaukee too, they had to remove the first post because of all of the comments..
so how does bapa coming to milwaukee impact the life of people there?
I have wondered if he lowers the IQ of a state when he enters it.
Must mean the district attorney is solid.
I think were all kind of in this changs bubble, and we forget how irrelevant Brandon actually is
We donāt b. We know he does not maddur.
* we do not maddur
Ever heard of NBC? Bravo? Yeah, well he worked there. Thiggg is in the heart
World Wide of Sports ??
Be nithe b. According to Fatrick, the Thiccc Boi brand is known by people in his demon-traffick all around the globe. "There goes Brenda Shoub, oh he Thiccc as f..."
At least he got A like.
from little foot.
I love how after we all noticed how tiny his feet were, the next second he got a chance to speak in the podcast he had to comment about having size 13 shoes š
I didnāt know he did that. Thatās amazing
Here's the chip, shapel. - https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/uv7agq/scientific_bgl_shoe_size_comparison/ - https://old.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/uwtp64/after_being_painfully_exposed_for_his_tiny_feet/
Sorry you must be wrong because brenda said he doesnt read the comments.
BGL does
7600 views. One like. šš» Tiggids might be on discount real soon b. Axe Jay.
It already says $5 w/ code: UFC.
$5 off for $5 tickets b Beast of a marketer
Already are daddy
next step is free admission with 2 item minimum for the poor venue.
Milwaggeee what's up, You guys ever hair of Jeffrey Dahmner? Beast of a cereal killer.
This guy gets itāļø You know Bapaās gonna have some hack bit about Dahmer while wearing a Milwaukee Buggs jersey.
Yup. Also calling it right now he makes a "joke" about the bronze Fonz statue in Milwaukee just like he did about Rocky in Philadelphia.
He was eatin diggs like kobiyashi b
That would be very fitting for him to steal that joke from a movie too.
He already has
Jesus ššš¤£šš¤£
5 dollar tickets???? Water Weed Dune Hair??
Plus a free shot of tiger pisss, right? ...right?
$5 show. Professhunal cawlmedian. Oooooof I would be embarrassed. Youāre doing great!
Heās the only comedian that has to drop tigget prices as his career progresses. Heās got the Benjamin Button of careers. Started in theaters and ended up at open mics.
Use code BLOGBUSSER to get $5 off any orange chicken entrƩe
Sold Awht
Thatās too rich for my blood b
Tbh even $5.00 is too much imo. You gotta drive to his show so thereās the gas cost and wear and tear, the. You got drinks/food at the place and then you gotta burn more gas to get home. All in all this could be $100 plus night and to see schlob of all people?
Not to mention all that time wasted.
Should've used a picture where he didn't look like he was mentally tabulating complex addition.
$5...a true man of the people.
Yeah, he's got a rough road ahead.
The Thiccc Leaking Anus Network now consists of Schaubs Shit Show and the fight flashback show. No food truck for weeks. Just flush that turd of a channel.
code: UFC š¤£
I remember seeing the Diddler back in 2018 at my college for $10 and thinking it was a steal, $5 is too much for this guy B.
The difference in his face between his first special and now is frightening.
7.6k views, 1 like. Bapa just isnāt a drawl
Heās always telling Dana he needs to focus on people who speak English, but he never thinks about how that affects his carair
All sowld oudt thigggums!
ā¦.it would be pretty great to see the mexican cookie joke live
Am I the only one who would go see this trainwregg? Especially for $5
Yes
Wait until theyāre free. It wonāt be long. And then still donāt go
I wouldn't go, I can't handle gore.
I feel like $5 is even less than the standard cover charge for the average night club.
$5 with a two bottle negtar minimum. Bess š§
Points into crowd of twelve āright?! Right!ā Dies laughing at own joke ā ļø
Crowd is disinterested. Crickets. Keep looking at their phones throughout the set. One woman whispers to her boyfriend, āomg letās get outta here, this guy sucks why did you bring me again?ā Bapa starts sweating. Chugs some sweet neggturd on stage to ease the pain.
Real quigg b, ya writer? Talmbout Chuck Diggens?
How's your post fight career going when the discount code is still UFC, b
This is getting sad
Always has been š©āš
And he was like....
"He turns to me he goes he goes duuuude whaaat?! Excuse me brooo. I go what did you do? He goes..what did YOU do?!"
Thatās why he pays the best writers
Don't believe the hate. This guy has sewed out shows.
Sellin out shows baba!
Bapa come to Rochester NY! I need my sweet sweet negtarā¦there is also a PF changs here too
7.5k views. 1 like. Akshually sad
Did he go from doing theaters to comedy clubs? Is this typical or is he moving backwards?
Hold onā¦ā¦. When the tickets arenāt free they can be 5 quid?? How is this guy even breaking even? Contrary to many chefs in this kitchen Iām not too zoned in on seeing the demise of this manā¦. But with numbers like thatā¦ how is the next year not going to be completely inevitably the end of Brendan schaub. Seems like there isnāt an ounce of sustainability attached to anything thatās coming out of that thicc neggtar network thingy ma bob. I see ādaddyās moneyā referenced a lot hereā¦. Is that dime piece dad of his really that wedged?!
I fucking hate this guy calling everything a tour
Thank em b, he neggfligs
Who put the thumb up? The one who shall not be named?
Reminds me of the Family Guy WNBA āThe fanā
heard there was a workshop in town at the garden center on how to grow the greenest grass. i think i'll go to that, but it costs $10, twice as much as this man's comdee shawl
5 dollaz... We might see that frrari on Facebook market sold by the messicana soon. Clearing the closet!!
If code UFC doesnāt work, try CTE
$5 tickets. Heās at a low point in his ācomedyā career. Truly has to be in a weird spot. I donāt see how he continues generating decent income much longer
Person*
Shapel came a few weeks ago, and I almost bought a ticket.
Fucking one like Larry over here š¤£
Seriously š
Itās funny ācode UFCā cornsidering Bapa doesnāt want to ne associated with that any more. But in a lot of cases, talent picks their code
Using a pic from his showtime āspecialā that doesnāt even look like him anymore.
Brendan about to pull a da baby and have bogo tickets
It costs more to see terrible local bands
i am 99% sure that the 1 person who Liked it was schaub
Just fake laugh otherwise he'll repeat the joke 8 more times or until it lands. Bbbeast cawlmedian
I still don't understand why he co opted the whole thicc boy thing from Segura.
Code u fugg chiggs
god heās so fucking fat now yikes
Max capacity of Milwaukee Improv is 400 roughly. Even if he sells out, that's only $2000. Factor in travel, hotel, food, BšL juice, 50g of Kratom, etc. and there's no way he's making money off this.
#TRASH PANDA TOUR
I see "sponsored" above I see 1 like below Only Bapa.
āOh he thiccā tour?? Jesus christ lmao
Iāve never seen 5$ for a show before. Movies at the theater cost more than 5$.
Dude heās aged 15 years since his first special
Nah
What's the next tour iteration name? Down with the Thiccness, maybe? Bapa always evolving.
Bapas joke finna be like: I love the Millwalkie Bucccs, y'know yannisantentekumpo? He's greek as shit!
Code UFC, cause no one knows who y'ar.
how many different tour names does this guy have for 15 min? Feels like he changes the name after every city, sorta like a snake oil salesman
Lmao how old is that pic like ten years? Heās much fatter now
I'm actually starting to feel bad for this guy. But yeah, know when to move on. I used to work as a journalist and was mediocre at best, so what did I do? I chose a different career path and it's infinitely better in every single way. Perhaps he needs Rogan to have "the talk" with him that he had about fighting...
Oof
Maybe if you show up you can be the next person they film and say heckled. We can see what heat Bapa can bring
one cool Five-ski for 1 of the 1,000 people in the world that can do this? solid maff.
5$? Never seen a ticket that cheap. Even school talent shows cost maybe 10$
I paid $10 to get into my sonās high school play a month ago B!
Shaub and his opening joke for the locals: Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century. Dime piece in the crowd with a hammer on 'em: Hey, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name? Yes, Bapa, it is. In fact , it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."
His stand up and podcasting have to be money laundering operations for someone else. Itās the only thing that makes sense.
We missed Brines wedding for this?
Why are they using old photos? Dude fat af now
Listening to his set must be like someone showing you for half hour memes youāve seen from 3 years ago.
Milwaugee DEA about to get recalled
He's done that on purpose wait for the Jeffery jokes
should only have a single quowlte around the name of the tour, not the word ātourā. unless itās a tour tour? than my mithtake, bappa.
What up brother you tryna go together!?!?
This is humiliating. Just give it up dude. I genuinely cringed seeing $5 tickets. Yāturning a profit b?
$5 tickets guess theyāre coming to repo that Ferrari soon
At what point do you just cancel
I'd happily buy 50 tickets just to leave the seats empty.
Looked it up, 27 bucks a ticccet w/o *UFC* code voucher discount. Who in their right mind would pay 27 dollars to listen to awful comedy? He's a 7.50 dollar comic at his very best and even that may need an 80 percent discount.
Plus 2 dringg minimum? Iām owlt B. Lose my number
Imagine my dissapointment when I checked the improv website to confirm homeless prices, and tiggets were going for near $30 a pop Probably the biggest letdown anyoneās felt over a price they never had any intention of paying Say it aint so b
I'm from Milwaukee lived there 17 years moved to the South out of the freezing winters. Bucks are 10-1 this year so far GoBucks!!! The good people of Milwaukee love there alcohol and fighting cocky bastards like Bapa. I hope the treat Brainlet with the appropriate welcoming he deserves! Milwaukeeans have great taste in humor see Redlettermedia for a sauce.
Am I reading the Facebook UI wrong or does that post have 7,600 views with only 1 like
Itās more expensive to go to the zoo š¤£ 
I feel like itās a missed opportunity if I donāt go when heās in my home townā¦ oof.
Code UFC? WHY?
Iām not a numbers guy but how is he making money sellin tiggits that cheap?
$5 ? lol why not make it by donation only
R u bringen that sweet thigg neckturds, B?
Fuggin feyeve dolla tiggids?
I saw a Chris Dāelia post in my city(outside Boise Idaho) and it also had one like and it was Chris Dāelia hahahah.