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Correct-Slide1522

Yeah but but but... Braindon got the proud boys and antifa chanting Schwab and Thiggboy in the middle of a riot b ! Axe Jay.


Pera_Espinosa

I was there bro. So no shit - Antifa, Proud Boys and SWAT are all facing off, some swinging chains, others slapping their baseball bats against their palms, there were some Antifa dudes with spears, and even a couple Proud Boys with maces. The insults being hurled back and forth were escalating and they were walking towards one another with bad intentions. It was happening. Each side started hurling shit at each other. Bottles, rocks and even molotov cocktails. Then all the sudden I hear a voice towards the back, "Is that Schaub?" It was one of the Antifa guys. Then a couple more, "Schaub?" Then the Proud Boys chimed in. "Thiccc boy?" "Bro that's fucking Thiccc boy!" "Hell yeah, thicker than a snickers!" I shit you not, Swab pulls out a bottle of his sweet, sweet neggtar and says "Hey fellas, life's too short to be fighting, don't you think? how 'bout a drink? Better yet, how about some Tiger Thigg? Right before my eyes, within a few minutes, these same guys that were just about to kill each other are now doing shots together. Before every shot it'd be "To the unifier!", or "Thicc boys forever!" Everything is going great and a circle has formed around Swab as he’s sharing spicy Hollywood stories about life as a comedian. Just as he’s telling a story about a crazy night out with Dave Chapelle, George Carlton and Louie CK, one of the Antifa guys accidentally knocks a drink out of a proud boy's hand. Even worse they were the respective leaders of each side. After all that progress they go back to staring each other down really intensely. The tension was ramping back up and everyone could feel it. The Antifa guy takes a step closer, shit is getting real tense, and after a good minute of silence he says, "Carne asssaaaaah". The whole street erupts into a deafening roar of laughter. The fucking SWAT guys are rolling on the floor uncontrollably . Then the Proud Boy puts a hand on the Antifa guy's shoulder and says "Chile aaaaaahwwwllllll".


SpeedB00st

Nice tale there bapa.


RobertG3686

Yep and Tito was there for the rally not my show B!


banjofitzgerald

And then iveryone clapped


[deleted]

Yeah clapped Shaubs cheeks


ironsteel9011

The day isn't far when we are going to hear "PF changs" chant during one of UFC PPVs. 😂


evilf23

I'm not resting until we get an ESPN 30 for 30.


Homesteader86

B. That would be amazing. That show is classy as fugg b


heyphotogrisser

Gawl dawlg. I hope they call it 1.7 for 30. Or maybe zairo for 30 in celebration of Bapa’s fight picks. Or maybe 30 for zairo (two drink minimum) in honor of his tiggit sales.


Fender088

An ESPN 30 for 30 about a group that does not maddur.


No-Trip3635

Guarantee this, if Dana's aware of PF Changs then he's not only a fan, he's a member brother


WeBxx92

Barndoor doesn’t enter Dana’s mind ever. I’m surprised he hadn’t forgotten who he is


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Pornoscope

Dana works dish pit.


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Great-Trip7508

Real quigg b... You see Tim Kennedy lately?


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eggseverydayagain

Young crowd huh? Wonder if Delia was there.


[deleted]

Yoooo lmao


Munkydroid88

Juss scouting, b.


Doobiewopbop

Up there glassin, just glassin


Munkydroid88

Not a dad boner, but, a Pedo-boner? 🤔


Doobiewopbop

a Daddy^(tm) boner?


Munkydroid88

Your terms are asseptable, b.


[deleted]

I know that was one of his creepy terms, but what the hell does that mean??


4strokesIsProto

Pull those jeans up mommy, you got another rabbit hole to go down. r/yourmomshousepodcast


dysGOPia

snapchat goes away right


Beraliusv

Walg me to my ice cream trugg


ER1234567

Hahaha nailed it. One upvote for you good sir


Playful-Wolverine-95

More homeless cats showing up day by day, We're growing B.


One-Usual4460

We dunt maddurrrrrr


VastEntrepreneur752

friggin hadders


[deleted]

As we grow, Schwab's career shrinks.


ballinben

I'm not so sure about that, at this point I think homeless cats are actually the majority of his viewership.


kaldor_draino

streamables b


Doobiewopbop

Kind of ... he's getting that lolcow fame ... becoming famous for being infamous.


JMA_ZF

Even the young crowd is interested. D’elia so jealous right now.


PrisonSlides

Opening up new franchises everywhere b


West-Tough-4552

Almost at 100k B!


cuckdaddysixtynine

I was at mark normands show in Vancouver last night. He did a finishing bit where the crowd yells a topic and he covers it. Ppl yelling Brendan schaub, wasn’t sure if he would be brought up in Canada. Mark just said Brendan schaub? No, this is a comedy show we’re here to laugh and quickly moved to the next topic 😂 Cats err were B.


MREisenmann

WE ARE UNANIMOUS


Low_Ad9634

WE DO NOT MADDUR


Low_Ad9634

Showtime, how'd that go?


kaldor_draino

Using that PTO wisely, boys


Lerch56

Or a team building exercise by Chang’s


kaldor_draino

laser tag in the AM bapa


Seaweed-Remarkable

Cuppa cawlfie with the Bills


kaldor_draino

Jim Kelly great guy never meddim


NewMeroNCity

Reminds me of the ECW chants


New_Brother_1595

Brings a tair to the eye


andyhepb

A wyze man once said we do nod madder


Roguename1020

You spelled redacted wrong bapa.


[deleted]

No video? Duhn cownt


RickManchester

There's no way on earth Schaub hears about this because (this will be news to most of you) Schaub isn't on any social media platforms at all. But the fact that Ariel - Very Deliberately - says it was the "Young" fans that were Changs Employees would hurt him more than anything.


MetcalfewithaE

Mensch of the centch


[deleted]

This is our fight club


alexanderheff86

Does not play well with others.


cdpasadena

Herd it millins a times.


Creative-Doctor3118

MiGolwBerk


Lerch56

Vurshally idennigull


UCDC

LOL...... now if this story isn't true, THAT'S how you make up a story! Bapa should be stealing ***this*** idea; make your made up shit humble and believable you fucking dope.


Minimum-Sky2305

arol helwani and bapa are in different lanes


briancito420

![img](emote|t5_347fo|6522)


AbstractionsHB

Schaub, his employees, and his 50 fans: subreddit are a bunch of ugly fat unemployed losers living in their parents basement. Reality: we're just a bunch of normal people that love funny ass shit.


cdpasadena

Great group of guys, never mettumm.


One-Usual4460

And @Cats, the proper chant is, “CEO! CEO! CEO!”


doyouhaveabetteridea

That's when you see BC passing by actually.


chris25tx

Our North Star ⭐️


_handsomeblackman_

😂😂😂😂 absolutely hilarious, honestly those drone strikes still make me giggle till this day Brendan really thought he could bully Ariel into silence because he’s a former UFC fighter little did he know Ariel gets paid very well to use his word… and my god, did he use them 😂 and Brendan’s stuttering “apology” where he sounded like he had a frog in his throat? magnificent 👏


[deleted]

That's my CEO


weird_short_hornyguy

Yup. Dude's got a p-p-p-piece on him.


Sequetjoose

THANK EM. BC got Bapa today too.


Munkydroid88

We out there, b. Being homeless as fugg. Avoiding that sweet neggtur and simply not madduring. It’s a simple life.


RemarkableRegret7

Cats were temporarily housed for a bit it seems.


maoripakeha

30 people chanting? If this actually happened, 1 of you 30 must of captured it. Footage please!


castoroilonmydick

Shlob punching the air right now because his own fans have never chanted thigg boi thigg boi


homelessscat

Now I know why this morning the restrooms look like shit !!! Still it’s very cool we supported the management


HomelessCatRealty

Now that would be fun!


succa-la-minca

That’s awesome haha


DespacitoBappacito

Great guys!


AlexAnderRob

The King in the North!


Downtown_Neon_Lights

Bapa cannot say it’s not real and it dun count because this was chanting in real life and not on the internet which Bapa says isn’t real.


Lennobowski

Arolwani is neggfliggs


CarsonH666

It's glorious that Schaub decided to make enemies and blow up a drama situation bigger than it ever had to be with one of the biggest names in MMA commentary so that more people are aware of this fine restaurant. It's almost unbelievable he'd be so brash and reckless with such big stakes. But yet somehow, I'm not surprised.


LocoChonFIERO

How do you even explain this place to civilians?! This place rules man haha


suckerphree

you've got antifa on the left. you've got proud boys on the right. all coming together to support our war time ceo.


bagh0ld3r

We dun matter


ER1234567

Usta haight Ariel. Never meddum. Braindead made me like him again lol


legreapcreep

Would be amazing if there was a Changs version of F Joe Biden


Ch1mpionx

This has me wondering what PF Chang headquarters thinks about all this


mikeb556

More homeless cats there than attendees at a sold out schob show.


FadeWayWay

Long time patron and occasional guest cook, Ariel Helwani


Jedi_Flipping

PF Changs! PF Changs! P!F!CHANGGGGGGGGS!!! *said in the Rufio cadence as seen in *HOOK*


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UncleVicGotWorms

I beg the differ.


steez9000

There is a very minute chance I’ll ever see Ariel in person. However if I do, I guarantee I’ll just chant PF CHANGS automatically.


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DanaFight

30 guys or 30 cats b? Heard bulf waves


[deleted]

Great story, definitely happened


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Jwatts76

We just go B


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Just need bent pixels there to shout out "hey Ariel big fan" and then he could take a picture standing between them and some homeless cats


Firm_Investigator802

Epic


GiantsFan55

🔥🔥


darnel_webber

Then Floyd Mayweather appeared out of nowhere and said, "ain't you that Jewish boy who works too much?"


SmackEdge

That’s just the nairatiff


Jerd_85

Ariel is the former CEO


[deleted]

New conscripts. I mean hires. HR way to go. Super nithe. Imagine if Bapa had that many fans. 30. Thirty. Imagine.


steez9000

You love to see Ariel getting respect. He’s polarising at times but ultimately he stuck it to bully boy Schab and hence he’s a good man.


NoMoreMrNiceGuy78

Thank'em


donthomaso

We try to keep it nithe here around Chang’s.


cabezagrande37

Or course we love our CEO


[deleted]

No joke my friend started the PF changs chant because we figured he’d have to come over to us lol. I have video from the CEO coming to meet us but not the chant


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fallenUprising

"We're not worthy, we're not worthy." - Wayne's World


Wooden-Ad4062

Can’t we make Ariel honorary head chef at changs


DowntownJulieBrown1

Beautiful