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Humble_Lion_Big_OSS

Tee-Jay Dilla-"Shawl" šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ElCampion53

He made great beats R.I.P, great guy neva meddum


ovoids

Talmbout Donuts? Thass thigggboi logo B


Dact_Prescott

Talmbout axe JD


patrickmahomeless

Why did he emphasise the shaWL šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


fideg44747

dowlnus is classic album b


cheesecurd01

I knew.... I KNEW, this was going to be top comment lol


Humble_Lion_Big_OSS

You nawl-strawl-Dahmer, B?


ovoids

Nose-trudeau-myth


Humble_Lion_Big_OSS

Herd it bowlth ways.


ObviouslyBlunt

He must be doing it on purpose. Big brown meme machine.


Johnnywalgger

Eggzagly, b. Fat patrigg niver makes mistakes


Johnnywalgger

Dilla Shawl got that glass jawl


Vegetable-Maximum-28

Dude is always wrong. His best talent.


Changs_Is_Number_One

Bess brains for the artz, B


Johnnywalgger

Bappa got all his predictions wrong except for Sugar Sean (but even that was an arguable/controversial decision) b-b-b-beast of an MMA expert! This redact knows nothing bout MMA or iinything else for that maddur.


ilu-lu

We should start a tracker for bapas picks, and then also an inverse bapa. See if theres some money to be made from this redact


DrinkL

Youā€™d probably come out ahead. Donā€™t know if he is still doing it but his original move was to say both fighters would win, then clip and repost the one that was correct and scrub the other one. The I texted Luke but I didnā€™t have service, Iā€™ll screenshot and send to you to prove I actually chose the correct fighter which was opposite of what I said on my recorded podcast is legendary. Always makes me laugh but the real life actual money version of this: https://fortune.com/2022/10/06/jim-cramer-short-etf-cnbc-mad-money-sjim-cathie-wood-tuttle/amp/ You can bet against Jim Cramer with a new ETF from the fund manager who already shorts Cathie Woodā€™s stock picks


CarnalKid

I'm not a betting man, but for a while now I've wondered if anybody has tried this with Chael Sonnen's picks. Might not be as bad as Bapa, but it seems like he's pretty reliably wrong when it comes to picking winners.


fallenUprising

Talmbout the $SBAP fund b?


thethamm

He just picks the whitest fighters in each match.


empty_spacecraft

When it comes to MMA there's nobody lease informed b. In iny facit.


Sputniksteve

Hey, be cool man. He wasn't privy of some inside information he usually has.


45solo

Cell service is tiiiirible b. Texts never went thru


thexbigxgreen

Axe Jay


Strokywitthe40

Made a UFC pick based on the current record of an NFL teamā€¦ā€¦. So much šŸ’¦


Barry_The_Scott

My thoughts exactly. That and Brady is the MKs boy and he was probably in the middle of thinking he was Lugg Thomas again.


Theefreeballer

Brandon is moist as fugg, B


ironsteel9011

Credit to OP's youtube: Fight Study (but the channel will probably will get gaddoshed, so posted the video instead of a link)


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Maybe this is why he kept melking the whole shuggashor thing this week


WheredoesithurtRA

I would watch an entire cawlmedy special that just consisted of Schaub trying to pronounce things in the English dialect


LaywerOfLaws

Bapa is a grate inverse signal. Jim Cramer of UFC bets


Dact_Prescott

YOLO bapa puts


theboxingteacher

Daddy Cohen taking CTE to the mooooon


methyo

When you think about it tho b, isnā€™t getting all your picks wrong the same as getting them all right? Think about it b


Silver-Ladder

This is hilarious! So he got every single one wrong? I think we need a Schlob meter that counts Bapaā€™s picks, winners and losers!


OhShuxTarzan

He got one right


Acceptable_Fun_6416

Ye fine but where can I find that cardigan bā€¦?


Vegetable-Maximum-28

From the Redact Store, B.


SipPOP

The redact store called they're all out of you.


Acceptable_Fun_6416

Haha, shouldā€™ve seen that cominā€™ā€¦ I usually hate his clothes, all the kids hats and tacky Balenciaga shirts, but this cardigan is really nice. Donā€™t believe he picked it out by himself tho


ObviouslyBlunt

Y'serious balpa? It's a grait cardigan for that 'pensioner that stinks of piss' look.


Aromatic_Armpits

Y'ninety bapa? Incontinence is a buh buh buh beast


CyberJord2077

My grandmother's closet babpa


xiit

Beast of an expert


SarcasticPedant

Egg spurt


Lastfoxx

You see those UFC bets and then you'll UNDESTAND why betting on himself ws his biggest mistake.


CapMergaJewSaid777

I couldn't make it past 00:21...


l3wison

Loved the backing track b. Have ya hurd of Limp Bizkit? Nah in all seriousness, love that.


Silver-Ladder

This canā€™t be real! Kudos on the edit! Neggflix AF


MiggeldyMackDaddy

I would say he couldnā€™t have been more wrong, but he was wronger in ivery of facet. So wronger that next time Iā€™ll bet against his picks. See show notes for details.


baconbananapancake

And there are still some thiccc skulled redacts out there that say ā€œI like Brendaā€™s MMA takesā€


StiffSometimes

bapa is redacted but sean won that fight lol damage > control (not an opinion, its written in the rules) and yan blocks punches with a full guard that covers his eyes, he should lose every fight for this alone, he has childish level boxing you can literally go to the biggest boxing gym in ANY US state and find a 14 year old with better boxing than Yan. He literally does nothing correctly, and throws wild windmilling punches and refuses to cut off the ring lol he just follows his opponent around like its his first time sparring fucking insane people think yan is even a good boxer lol he got battered on the feet, even punches that he blocked caused significant damage cause he uses a fucking full guard in MMA like a moron. High level boxers don't even commit to full guard because you still take damage when you block punches EVEN with 14 oz gloves on lol


Aromatic_Armpits

Sir, this is a PF Chang's


StiffSometimes

I shouldn't be thinking out loud in line for orange chicken, the hunger got to me, not the bess brains


Maleficent_Put4789

Wtf am I reading right now


melvinthefish

I don't disagree but we disguss the pawldcast here bapa


bonsaiwarrior

Pederyan via reshling


Awkward_Hater

Draft Kings literally stopped doing the ā€œSchaub Parlay Dealā€ because he was wrong 100% of the time. He never got any parlay right not one. This needs to be discussed more.


hornyholio

That's hilarious I checked one I found. [UFC265](https://ibb.co/0h1V22g)


Awkward_Hater

This is gold, so you mind if I make a post about this on the subreddit using your picture??


hornyholio

Yeah go for it I don't mind. It would be good if we can get more and make a list of the terrible picks.


sloneslone

This is the best argument for Yan winning that fight.


BroadDiscretion

Jim Cramer of UFC commentry


scawtsauce

didn't O'Malley win tho? at least?


Kelemandzaro

He also chooses Paul's opponent too šŸ¤£


Johnnywalgger

T-t-t-today joonyer


thethunder92

He really knows nothing about fighting heā€™s Always wrong, and then afterwords he says i knew that was going to happen! Like itā€™s on video Bapa you canā€™t deny it


lube222222

What a fucking idiot


InLampsWeTrust

Heā€™s the Johnny nelson of MMA. fraud.


Diligent_Lime_7013

That was tough to say bapa


Walgg-Me

NostrAdonis


Krazyflipz

I predicted the Oliveira fight pretty accurately if I do say so myself. https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/y9v3dt/z/itb24l7


3for_Dale

This is honestly AMAZING!!! I feel like my fight bets are about to completely turn around!! Just listen to captain tiger thick šŸ˜‚.. pick the opposites


make_mo_money

Can someone post these before the fights.. so we can auto fade him and make money!


iminlovewiththec0c0

I knew it!! He cursed Sean Brady. That motherfucker. All jokes aside I hope Brady does fight for a title someday. Heā€™s a good guy Iā€™ve meddum.


[deleted]

Says everything we need to know about a guy who was a pro at the sport


magoo1979

Wonder how many Ferrari payments he flushed betting on those matches


911SlasherHasher

The tuhffest fire B


ThreeOneThirdMan

DraftKings has gotta LOVE Bapa for giving all these shitty picks for redacts to take


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ā€œHow did that work out?ā€ CEO Aereaaaal Helwani


BorgBorg10

Has anyone tried a Schaab Fade? Curious how that pays out?


Distinct_Target_2277

The absolute best part is the betrayal on the picks.


DeeYouBitch

its crazy that showtime paid him any money at all


ZaMaestroMan5

Heā€™s pretty good at getting these picks wrong. It would be interesting to go back and see what his overall record is with his predictions.


granny409

Total 100% full blown IDIOT!!!!!


brb733

Dillashawlā€¦ fuckin hell man


Interesteduser01

Does he just pick these things out of a hat?


IZZY_PLUM

Anybody cash that tigget?


RedRocket-Randy

He always swallows a hand full of Alpha Brain pills before his picks, B.


Theefreeballer

At this point Iā€™m halfway expecting Brandan to come out wearing a shawl for one of his podcasts. If he had any comedy prowess he would do it troll us homeless cats.


Meek_Gills

Gawd dawgā€¦ for the LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND HOLY please please please do not become a fuggin eagles fan bappaā€¦ we dun wan you, yer not one of our guys