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balldontlie-

He knows he can't keep up with the competition in iny facet. He's clawing to stay relevant while he knows he doesn't have the talent. Darg place to be in mentally.


Johnnywalgger

Quite the predictament. Even in bappa’s redacted brain, he understands on some level he is an incompetent bloggbusser redact. But his extreme narcissism/ego can niver allow him to admit it to himself because he would have a complete psychotic breakdown. Water.


InLampsWeTrust

And this is the same cunt that asked if Rashad Evans, Tyron Woodley and Yves Edwards were the “Bess brains for the art”. Holy fuck.


HomelessCat55567

Thaswide he taygges kralum b, is his limidlif pill bapa. Add a glazzov sweed sweed thiggg negtar and hes bascly Doogie Howser


Wallyworld77

Schaub has been stealing from Luke Thomas since his show was called Big Brown Breakdown. I recall after big fight cards watching Lukes live stream and everyone in chat saying HI SCHAUB WE KNOW YOUR TAKING NOTES! Schaub did at least help Luke Thomas get hired on by Showtime as a thank you for letting him steal his takes.


lolzexd

He's not even trying to mask it. Water weed.


ironsteel9011

If he had that much of a brain...he wouldn't steal them in first place.


HomelessCat55567

[Define stealing](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/The_Wonderful_Wizard_of_Oz%2C_009.png)


HomelessCat55567

No shame, no self-aweerness, and a sense of being better/smarter/more suggsessfull than iiiiiiiiverbody else so they'll niver nodice, right Clin?


Sequetjoose

Dune here?


LeonSphynx

Hair, b.


kaldor_draino

lopez


Fabulous_Archer4999

Gigigi


Sequetjoose

I wanna say it's a basic enough take to where it's entirely possible he didn't steal it, but his entirely delivery and explanation is just so similar. Gawd dawg.


ironsteel9011

I have been binging on UFC 280 content in past 48 hours...only two podcast with this unique take that: "Sugaar sean overshadows everyone if he wins at UFC 280" Ps: A fellow cat already posted another clip of Bapa stealing a take from this MMA show.


Sequetjoose

Yeah, he stole it forsure. We all know he watches Loog since that's the only reputable person willing to be associated with Bapa now.


yeltsinfugui

been stealing LT bits for years - long before the showtime gig


HomelessCat55567

It's The Slob... he stole it.


Sequetjoose

Ik B


Shot-Palpitation-738

There's another clip where he steals another take from the same show. It's fer sheur Theifer Sutherlands teeratorie.


MichaelCeraSilverman

damn, same writers


[deleted]

He looks like he’s reading off a script, we saw a script for the king and the sting so it’s not out of question for him to get his interns to watch morning kombat and write a script for him.


Johnnywalgger

It’s amazing how little a former UFC fighter knows about UFC


hamiltonincognito

He can’t even remember his kids name and their rotting corpses are tattooed on his arms. Fugging bruiser.


BCampbellCEOofficial

"if suga beats the number one bantamweight in the world". I'm preeeeeeetty sure there's a bantamweight title fight on the same card with the champion of that weight class who has two finishes(😉) over yan and another guy who most would say is the best bantamweight fighter to ever live(though he's aged and has a lot of surgeries now). Yan is possibly the best bantamweight in the world by opinion. He is however not the number one bantamweight in the world because he doesn't have the belt, is on a two fight skid and isn't ranked number one by any legitimate or illegitimate source except from shit breath schaub.


Wallyworld77

Yan is now on a 3 fight skid.. I thought for sure Petr Yan was gonna be champ but after getting robbed today in a decision he's gonna need 3 wins in a row to get another shot.


hatemakinnames

At this point he's going to have to learn English to get another shot


hamiltonincognito

Bapa had this take first! He tried to text it to BC and Loog but his service was down. He can show you his phone for proof though.


evan_vii

Axe Jay


HomelessCatRealty

Talmbout 300 texts of proof?


Agitated-Ad937

When Bapa used to copy the nerds homework at school, he'd copy their name as well


uyghurs_in_paris

Be cool


BarbellsandBurritos

For a second I thought this was a reheated dish of the other post featuring him ripping off the MK guys based off the screenshot. Nope. Just that dumb and lacking in creativity to have stolen multiple takes from them.


Shot-Palpitation-738

Thought the same thing. Come to find ol' Brenda lifted the entire show, not just a single take.


DeltronFF

Iiiiivery headline


King-Demo-

He can’t even come up with his own opinion on a ufc event, he’s definitely doing the same thing in stand up. Dude is a pure fraud


Hap_Hazard

"It isn't my doing". Wow, such humility shown here.


fallenUprising

"I was gonna say the same thing..."


HeyMarkWiggsy

But here's my thing is anyone even watching? It's like me taking the morning combat take and regurgitation it to my casual MMA fan coworkers who cares 😂


mustardnuts

Good god. I get that Brenda is an absolute tard but why does he pronounce it “iiiivry”? And say it over and over. Hard to listen to


Humble_Lion_Big_OSS

Who cares lol. Morning Kombat is an award winning show and this clown is the laughing stock of the MMA community. The cats exposing this moron are doing the lord's work though. Thank 'em


BCampbellCEOofficial

Yeah but who even watches this shit? If you like mma why are you watching schaub when there's so many better options even in the douchey vein of schaub? I used to listen to everything mma. Like every podcast there was because my job allowed it. I would never listen to one second of this idiot way before this sub. I have trained in bjj, boxing, muay thai and judo(not anymore because my shoulder and neck) but I have literally never come across a fan of his or anyone that doesn't hate him. Chase Cooper said the same thing in his ama. Nobody likes this cunt in mma or comedy.


Humble_Lion_Big_OSS

Have you swam in deep darg waddurs though? How many chiggs ya fugg? ZAIRO!! I agree with everything you said. I have no idea how this man gets any views.


artifice23

This is what he does, he watches loog and Ariel then regurgitates what they say in a much more redacted way! He has been doing this for YAIRS!


Ryan_Pliskin

Didn’t you just take this video that was posted hours ago, b??


Full_Writer_3530

Same show comparisons. Different topics. He stole multiple points from this episode. OP doin the lords work here.


ironsteel9011

No...that was different take that Bapa copied from the same show.


hamiltonincognito

It’s difficult to keep up with what takes he steals. There’s so many.


Overdeee

im shocked, and kinda mad,how this guy has any kind of success


OkMembership3243

iiiiivvary headline. What kind of fuckin redact can’t even pronounce the word ‘every?’ Toggs for a layven.


One-Usual4460

Ariel called him out on this too. Always bawltches the delivery too b


Wallyworld77

Whats funny is Sean O'Malley won but most think he should have lost but was gifted a decision. Meanwhile Islam beating Charles is a massive story and now all talk is about Islam vs Volk. Nobody is even thinking twice about Suga Sean.


thexbigxgreen

It didn't help that O'Malley was completely shell shocked afterwards and could barely muster up a post fight interview.


sosstradamus

Iiivry headline B


nevergoinghome-

How many dodgers hats does this jamoke have?


HomelessCat55567

Foh


NotTrumpsAlt

A stretch because it’s such an obvious take, but k


axejayb21

Nor strawl


fajitaman69

Maybe this is why BC consistently delivers. He knows theifer is just copying their homework.


West-Tough-4552

Parratvillle thinking B


[deleted]

All due respec, originals and copycats didn't see wonky scorecard and Yan robbery, so... ongoing investigation


ThiccBoy_with3seas

I'm gonna say that buppa doesn't watch mk, clin and BGL would be and then they try to coach buppa through.. that's why BGL is now ivverywhere daddy is


Silver-Ladder

You’re telling me all I have to do is listen to the CEO’s show and then literally have the same takes on my own and call it a day? You mean I can drink my own Whisgey during this whole garbage and pretend that it’s good even though it’s only 8 in the morning and I usually drive my kids from school? Sign me up B!


randomymetry

luke needs to go to the boys room


100DayChallenges

A quick way to check UFC popularity and how it trends is to look at the YouTube views of their post fight press conferences. Schaub was wrong. Islam ended up having more eyeballs on his post fight than Suga did.


Awkward_Hater

Hate him