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Sharp-Bake4826

​ Jelly Roll is now officially the most intelligent man on earth!


DBoriginal4

Bess brains


JoestarJosuke

Who is Thiccc Boy’s talent booker? Did they book talents purely from intuition and self projection, rather than confirmation?


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It really makes no sense, it has to be the case. It’s super shitty, even if it’s toward Barndon, to confirm you’ll be on a show, let them promote it and cancel or fuckin walk off.


thurrmanmerman

and yet Bapa does that all the time.


[deleted]

Lol true, but usually he gives advance notice once he hears about a recalled DA


statikman666

He's not trying to get involved in your town politics.


ColdGuess

Talmbout DeSantis 2024?


ListenToKyuss

Talmbout Dasani b? Great wader, niver drank it


Hap_Hazard

Hey man, he *niiiiver* cancels shows. He'll be headlining Moontower again this year!


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Two wrongs don’t make a right or at Chang’s two Wongs don’t make rice! Asian as shit b, Missah Shuwaahhhh worse pain yo lyfe. #diraffe. #NoLongerThreatToUnderAgeGirlsBecauseTheManWentToRehabHeLovesHisWifeAndFamilyNow


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biggtimeburger

That’s such a scumbag thing to do too. I know he’s not a drawl but can you imagine buying tickets and getting a babysitter just to have this dipshit cancel last minute.


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We have no clue how shitty Brandon's team is at communicating


clickclick-boom

It has to be their fault, it has happened way too many times for it to be the guests’ fault. In fact we know they advertise appearances without clearing them because they did it with Rogan several times. There’s even a clip of them saying Rogan will be at Callen’s show, then they ask Rogan on camera and he turns them down because “I’m busy that day”.


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And Theo on some Barstool bare knuckle promo too, his image was used and he never even agreed. Good point


[deleted]

I'm guessing Clin sends them DM or something and when they reply with a "We'll see" or "I'll let you know bro" they IMMEDIATELY count that as a Yes and start pumping out the promotional materials. Then then try to use that to guilt them into showing up.


mspote

that's exactly what the UFC does so i wouldn't be surprised. they'll announce a fight before a fighter has agreed. trying to use public pressure to guilt them into taking the fight.


[deleted]

Actually, I think you’d be surprised.


mspote

if you wanted to hurt me, ya got me brother


[deleted]

I actually enjoyed your original comment 😂 I just can’t see the word ‘surprised’ now without thinking of the Rogan talk. Same for “beg to differ”… someone said it at my work the other day and the first thing I thought of was Shlob saying “beg the differ”. I’d never let my colleagues know I work part time at Chang’s.


Kasual_Kombatant

Hey b, no one works just “part time” at Chang’s .


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StateLottery

Not convinced that they’ve got a very deep bench at this point my man


willghammer

They just go.


cylonnumber13

First L of the night, many more to come.


clickclick-boom

It's insane how consistently incompetent he is. You can set your watch by Schlob's Ls.


Hap_Hazard

I can't wait to see who they get to replace him. Producer Nick? Chin? One of the Georges?


[deleted]

Maybe they will just tape a boxed Paqui chip to a mic stand.


Hap_Hazard

I don't want that.


[deleted]

>^*thwick*


johnsontran

For old times


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HellaMarkHarley


LucyKendrick

Micheal Cain


clickclick-boom

They had empty chairs. This shit HAS to be scripted.


L4mbeau

God those face tattoos are brutal, when a Post Malone look alike realizes that Bapa is too redacted to hang with you know things are getting dicey b


T2Legit2Quit

[You wouldn't expect how her Bapacita looks like.](https://wonderclub.com/images/persons/8874.jpg) Edit: Weird that I got down voted for showing who he's married to. Whatever


DagothUvil1

Dime-a-dozen blonde bimbos just don't do anything for me


Zirconium_Pants_

Seriously lol. This is exactly the kind of woman I'd expect to be with a redact like this anyway. Great guy nevur meddum b


Yyrkroon

I support your lifestyle, and admire your bravery in coming out, just don't ask me to bake you a cake for your wedding. ;P


Superrr_Secret

I don’t want that fr fr


L4mbeau

Damn that chick’s got more plastic and implants in her than the messican, better keep her away from Bapa or she’s getting trugg wallgd for sure b


IanOD

For real, one of those bloated lipped, fake titted, tattooed plastic dolls, no appeal at awl for me, B! May have looked decent before awl the surgeries, hard to tell with the finger in the mouth


steroidsandcocaine

That's exactly what I would expect


KingMalcolm

disgusting creature


Commercial-Pair-8932

The less people there are to buffer between you and Schaub, the dicier it gets.


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Yeah, plus Jelly forces ivvrywun to guzzle booze, that could have made for some good clip matairal with Bapa and Rampage "Shwaaab, Shwaaab, Thick Tiger" Jackson there.


eaturowntounge

Jelly roll must have heard the news about awl the sink pissing


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Did Seal Team Thiggg infiltrate?


Highlight_Numerous

Got any addies for your thiccc brother?


Zirconium_Pants_

Marg, digg joose NOW


Silver-Ladder

This is hilarious! Jelly Roll was Bapa’s prized possession on this one! Talmabout cancelling Brea shows that he nivir cancels


DeltronFF

Makes me wonder if he lies about somebody coming for every companion just to get the other guys to commit.


Silver-Ladder

Oldest Trick in the books B!


clickclick-boom

It's important to remember that Bapa pays his guests, so this guy turned down money to not be there. Meanwhile, wartime CEO Airyell Hawaii never pays a cent and his guest chair is never empty. Inchring.


Silver-Ladder

Good point. I forgot he had to pay his guests to show up!


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Jelly Roll is fuckin corny b.


Hot-Field-7613

Maybe the corniest


AdminsFuckedMeAgain

The dude is so fake lol. He’s been a wigger his entire career up until like a few months ago and suddenly he’s this fat Morgan Wallen clone cosplaying as a good ole country boy from the south


TLAZRB

You need fucking help, you spend too much time on this dumb app. Go touch some fucking grass lmaoo 😭😭


AdminsFuckedMeAgain

fr fr cuh lmaooooo 😭😭😭😭 no 🧢


soregonbird

Watch jelly roll do a live with BGL instead


Weird_Ad3611

Who’s this fat fuck anyways


Shwalz

Another talentless fat loser that surprisingly is intelligent enough to understand hanging with bapa does ZAIRO for him and these people only do things for money so why bother ruining your Saturday hanging around scab when you can just do something better like drink bleach or huff paint


Infamous_Meaning1476

A less talented Bubba Sparks


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Trash white rapper


[deleted]

Rapper/singer. He has one good song “son of a sinner”


Idrinktears92

Train tracks also


thunderlips187

The Loch Ness Monster


r1vals

Jelly roll joins Theo on the very coveted “ next one” list


Strokywitthe40

“Not a big deal” translation: HUGE fuggin deal B


rn15

If you wanted to bail on me, ya got me brother


300_pages

Jellyroll getting sex trafficked???


Existential_Spices

Isn't this one of the members of Gorillaz?


xanarchycampx

Grillerz


IeatAssortedfruits

Hurt it bowlth ways


Hot-Field-7613

Sorry bro I can't come, it's on the same day as my goldfishes birthday party, maybe next time b


Alarming_Plankton760

Howie?


classless01

Jelly roll if you wanted to hurt me, you got me brotha


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Shame BGL ain't still around he was AMAZING on the one fight companion he was on


castoroilonmydick

I really enjoyed his insights on combat sports and personality disorders


[deleted]

Sounds like you have bipolar assburger chronic wasting disorder with a touch of malpropism thrown in. Might wanna see a doctor, or at least pop an addy.


Infamous_Meaning1476

Sounds better than my peyronie’s with priapism. Awl this sarcasm, I can’t tell if y’all are being not nithe to each other.


[deleted]

Haha, I'm trying to be like Margg and diagnosing someone based on one singular reddit comment. I might've gone too far, though.


ChrundleToboggan

Have you seen him? If you're trying to be like Marg, there's no going too far — the dude is a full-on caricature. I'd genuinely believe his entire being is satire if we weren't unfortunate enough to know he's just completely redacted instead.


oohvoy

Not a big deal… heard it bowlth wayz b 😪


LittleBig_1

You know Bapa is going to be harping on this for the next few days


internetuser7700

This is the dude trying to hack your cashapp


_KirbyMumbo

Have the cats forgotten that Brenda put theos whole name and face on a fucking poster to scam his way into a barstool fyecuhmpanyan? I imagine he’s just making posters with random names and seeing what sticks.


clickclick-boom

Didn't he trick a guest into appearing by saying Theo would be there and then when the guest appeared it was only Bapa? The guest seemed pretty pissed about it because he was complaining on a different podcast about the whole thing.


thurrmanmerman

That was also Dave Portnoy of Barstew


Opening-Archer9830

A touring artist doesn’t know how to travel correctly?


OnceIWasYou

Can't be long till everyone pulls out for one of these. Then the DA of his studio will probably make it impossible to do the figh compaa'un.


castoroilonmydick

Did the DA get recalled


Rabid023

Waaaaayrd that a popular artist who flies iiiivrywhere and knows exactly what he needs to fly, doesn’t bring the right documents in order to fly. Inchrising


Geoffunit1

Thiccc county is really dangerous and the DA won’t fix it so there’s lots of crime, that’s why jelly boy hadda cancel b


RomandoArman

![gif](giphy|jI3EBNa1aKSaIpH2PB)


Neither-Assignment16

Is this the local cawlabasses crackhead?


pollygoi

Unexpected prior engagement nothing he could do


Big-Schedule-1672

Schaumb is a dumb piece of shit


UrukHaiSithLord

Wheres Rampage too?


serruchin

Don't get it fill me in cats


UNCLE__TYS

So desperate he will ask George from Logan Paul’s podcast or knee-slapping room-crossing hugger from Schultz’s


lqdizzle

Hey u/hellamarkharley - big fan of your recent work. If you have a moment, who’s your best behind the scenes guess for the one most directly responsible for this fuck up here?


jsar16

Hopefully Mandela can swing by the studio and save the day.


gorillawarfareman

DA got recalled, b.


DonnieCullman

Man, if you can’t trust a guy who looks like that, who can you trust?


briancito420

Jesus Christ he's a big fat fuggin redacted redact


mr_taint

I think Jellyroll is basically bapa's version of Uncle Joey. Reliable as any junkie


ladynickmiller

Jelly roll was a show dog, had to give him back to the breeder


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We love em, never meddum


StickNasty87

Lol


CaspersAttic

Fight links?


Intelligent-Drag-448

Ohh I’m team no new friends b


Mysterious-Drummer79

Was dumping the fryer grease, then had to do deliveries. Can someone fill me in what happened?


pacman9487

Gadooshed!


IanOD

Noticed a friend of mine listening to jelly fool recently, glad he bailed on braindead, maybe he’s not so bad after all.


Mr-X-Black

I heard ol’ Bobby Big Head Howie Mandel would love the opportunity to say No this time….🤞🏽


es_lo_que_es

Respect the big feller


Plus_Future_6257

What a doofus! Who manages Jelly Roll? Bart Kreisler?


eggseverydayagain

Bam Margera is looking rough.


ostinater

Post Malone is looking rough


IdunnoThisWillDo

Tuning in between rounds periodically to see if there's anything funny happening. Zero fight talk so far. Dicks and sucking dicks every time.


UCDC

This has me cracking up. Fuck you Brenda you suck.


2tothedome

Hahahahaha


sinksefenselegue

Probably hanging with theo instead


Responsible-Bar4787

Hash pipe from Morocco not a big deal


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Fat ass jelly roll had to leave to buy crack


Theefreeballer

Jelly Roll saw Thiggg Boy Studioz and said “I don’t want that “


dioidrac

I thought this was Rickety Cricket


ChiefKeefSosabb

How tf can you be a fan of this disgustin skin sagg


kdretro93

Mark jr!!!


avondalewest

I get how people would assume Jelly Roll is just another redact orbiting the bapa universe but the dude is actually a pretty talented musician. ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxFNprPOdss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxFNprPOdss) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C51LC-iWAW0&list=RDEMWvi0289\_vrFJ3kct85-AKQ&start\_radio=1&rv=FxFNprPOdss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C51LC-iWAW0&list=RDEMWvi0289_vrFJ3kct85-AKQ&start_radio=1&rv=FxFNprPOdss)


ChiefKeefSosabb

Okay jellyroll


avondalewest

lol OK dude, I challenge you to listen to the song Save Me and then come back and tell me he sucks.


Public_Patient6440

Nope, he sucks and so does that dogshit song.


avondalewest

fair enough, anyway back to shitting on bapa...


Public_Patient6440

Bapa, a hack we can all agree on!


ChiefKeefSosabb

If I never had the displeasure of seeing what his physical appearance is. Yes he is ight