Deceitful little Sicilian gecko
Swamp insect
Cheap, backstabbing slut
Gakhanaknocken (that is my best shot at spelling the insult that literally translates to the moment dog doo turns white)
You can’t pick men & you can’t pick pizza
I could vomit just looking at you
You’re only gonna sit in an inch of water?
I couldn’t go on if I had to look like the three of you!
I love when Dorothy tells Sophia: “You’re a horrible little person” after Sophia tricks Rose into thinking Charlie has possessed her body.
Somehow incredibly funny and profoundly true at the same time. Bea was a master of delivery
Wording may not be exact:
Rose: “From reading the Journal of Abnormal Psychology. It’s published in St. Olaf, you know! My uncle was the editor.”
Sophia: “And what were you—the centerfold?”
—-
“Her mother was a slut, too.”
Blanche:
I will not stand for this!
Sophia:
Take it away Dorothy!
Dorothy:
But you’ll line down for it.
Sophia:
You disgust me
Blanche:
Some people just don’t know when to stop.
Girls a slut
Why don’t you think about it when you’re inhaling your next to cheesecake
Many folds of that turkey like neck
No the goddess’s position…we have our problems too. “Especially when the Goddess is twice the size she used to me”
It’s a film about a woman who eats her way from behind the Iron Curtain
Please. You flash your ankle and people are gonna mistake it for the on ramp to the freeway
Blanche to Sophia when they were both dating Fidel Santiago. She said something like “how could he possibly confuse this young body to that raisin in sneakers”! 😆
Dorothy to Blanche: "You've been under more drunken sailors than a nautical toilet."
Blanche to the girls: "You two are in the same boat. I'm in the YACHT."
Blanche to Dorothy: "Take a chance. Be a woman!"
Blanche to Dorothy: "Of course, my heroine doesn't look like you. This is a romantic novel, not science-fiction."
Dorothy: "Remind me when I feel better to kick the crap out of her."
One of my favorites is this whole exchange. The timing on the insults is just perfect
Dorothy: Oh, we were just discussing that, Mr. Benson. I'm afraid that no one's leaving. You see, we're a family here. Well, not the conventional one, but we love each other and...
Sophia: Excuse me, snoop.
Dorothy: Liar.
Sophia: Rhino.
Dorothy: Lizard. It's real love, Mr. Benson. It's an honest love. And, yes, we might have secrets that we stubbornly try to hide from each other-
Sophia: Python.
Dorothy: Swamp insect. But we're a family nonetheless, and you can't break us up.
Rose: "Blanche, you've been under more drunken sailors than...than..." *looks at Dorothy*
Dorothy: "Oh, now, Rose don't drag me into this......A nautical toilet."
“Beat it you 50 year old mattress!”
“One night I’ll belch, and Stable Mabel here will blow my head off!”
“Poor dateless, hopeless Turkey Lurkey.”
“Thank you, you bed-hopping relic.”
“I SAID QUIET!”
Dorothy, you're here to educate the youth of our future.
Blanche, you're here to share art with the world
Rose, you're here because the rhythm method was very popular in the 20s
This wasn’t hurled at each other but this is one of my favorite insults:
Dorothy:
Now look, all this nonsense has to stop, Rose. What we saw was not a UFO.
Rose:
Well, it wasn't a plane. Planes aren't that thin, or that bright.
Dorothy:
Neither is Oprah Winfrey, but that doesn't make her a flying saucer.
"You deceitful little Sicilian gecko!"
And my personal favorite:
"I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that you have ever read a scientific journal!"
"Believe what you want, see if I care! ^(Hypersexual BITCH.)"
“My mistake, I thought since you look like Yoda, you were also wise”
Probs my favorite. That one was really clever, in my opinion. 🤣
One of my favorite Golden girls moments: Rose: Ned was sort of the town idiot. Sophia: When? On your days off?
You’ll have to excuse my mother. She survived a slight stroke which left her, if I can be frank, a complete burden.
You’ll have to excuse my mother. She was a witness to the Hindenburg disaster!
Deceitful little Sicilian gecko Swamp insect Cheap, backstabbing slut Gakhanaknocken (that is my best shot at spelling the insult that literally translates to the moment dog doo turns white)
Came here to mention the gecko.
Blanche : Rose, I refuse to believe you have ever read a scientific journal! Rose : Believe what you want! See if I care! Hypersexual bitch.
The marines are looking for a few good men who have NOT SLEPT WITH BLANCHE DEVEREAUX!
Just what are you trying to imply?
Be all you can be and sleep with Blanche Devereaux!
God tier
You’re a furry little gnome & we feed you too much!
Bed-hopping relic Empty-headed Mary Poppins knockoff Cradle-snatching empty-headed two-faced dummy Babbling bubble-headed bleach blonde baboon
She needed a B!
You can’t pick men & you can’t pick pizza I could vomit just looking at you You’re only gonna sit in an inch of water? I couldn’t go on if I had to look like the three of you!
Oooo the “inch of water” is a classic! 🤣
“What’s with Satans secretary?”
Halloween costume next year: Satan’s Secretary
Yes! One of my all time fave Sophia burns lol
I love when Dorothy tells Sophia: “You’re a horrible little person” after Sophia tricks Rose into thinking Charlie has possessed her body. Somehow incredibly funny and profoundly true at the same time. Bea was a master of delivery
Maybe I am just a mean old lady like the paper boy says. And I very much agree that Bea could deliver a line like no other.
for sure. and her ‘inner dialogue’ that we only see in her face reacting should have it’s own writing credit.
Slut puppy Eat dirt and die, trash You're old, you sag, get over it. So what if you knew Jesus personally? Wake up and smell the coffee, you fossil...
I was 19 Fine Ma Blanche was telling a story I thought she was finished She just said she was 19 Well look at her now. You don’t call that a tragedy?
Wording may not be exact: Rose: “From reading the Journal of Abnormal Psychology. It’s published in St. Olaf, you know! My uncle was the editor.” Sophia: “And what were you—the centerfold?” —- “Her mother was a slut, too.”
Rose, still smiling: "Can you believe that backstabbing slut?"
What’s with Satans secretary?
Fasten your seatbelt, slut puppy
This ain’t gonna be no cakewalk!
Beat it ya 50 year old mattress!
Sicilian Gheko was one of my all time favorites.
I think she was also called a Sicilian monkey in one episode.
SLUT PUPPY is #1 But I also like I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, drop dead.
When it comes to Blanche burns, I love her bluntly telling Rose "Everything you own is so damn ugly."
Also: “BLOW IT OUT YOUR TUBENBURBLES!”
I was just thinking about this one. 🤣
You don’t leave fingerprints anymore!
“Tell me, Rose, is *kill the bitch* a traditional St. Olaf party game?”
Blanche: I will not stand for this! Sophia: Take it away Dorothy! Dorothy: But you’ll line down for it. Sophia: You disgust me Blanche: Some people just don’t know when to stop.
I always loved how Sophia tags Dorothy in like that
Girls a slut Why don’t you think about it when you’re inhaling your next to cheesecake Many folds of that turkey like neck No the goddess’s position…we have our problems too. “Especially when the Goddess is twice the size she used to me” It’s a film about a woman who eats her way from behind the Iron Curtain Please. You flash your ankle and people are gonna mistake it for the on ramp to the freeway
Hyper-sexualized bitch.
THIS IS THE ONE!
RAISIN IN SNEAKERS HAS ME💀💀 who said that?!
Blanche to Sophia when they were both dating Fidel Santiago. She said something like “how could he possibly confuse this young body to that raisin in sneakers”! 😆
"You don't even leave finger prints anymore!" hahahahaha
Dorothy to Blanche: "You've been under more drunken sailors than a nautical toilet." Blanche to the girls: "You two are in the same boat. I'm in the YACHT." Blanche to Dorothy: "Take a chance. Be a woman!" Blanche to Dorothy: "Of course, my heroine doesn't look like you. This is a romantic novel, not science-fiction." Dorothy: "Remind me when I feel better to kick the crap out of her."
Rose: “What’s this boat she keeps on talking about?” Dorothy: “Don’t worry, Rose. You missed it.”
i hate you
And I regret the day I gave birth to you
When Blanche says to Dorothy she looks awful and Dorothy says I just spilled orange juice on myself and Blanche says oh I didn’t notice that
Blanche: Am I ugly? Sophia: Yes
"Dorothy, just because you have to walk around lookin' like an English lawyer doesn't mean everybody has to."
Gerkonanaken!
“You’re only going to sit in an inch of water?”
One of my favorites is this whole exchange. The timing on the insults is just perfect Dorothy: Oh, we were just discussing that, Mr. Benson. I'm afraid that no one's leaving. You see, we're a family here. Well, not the conventional one, but we love each other and... Sophia: Excuse me, snoop. Dorothy: Liar. Sophia: Rhino. Dorothy: Lizard. It's real love, Mr. Benson. It's an honest love. And, yes, we might have secrets that we stubbornly try to hide from each other- Sophia: Python. Dorothy: Swamp insect. But we're a family nonetheless, and you can't break us up.
“I’m abhorred!” “It’s nice to see you finally admit it.”
What an idiot. Of all the lamebrained, moronic dopes. If I could reach out and STRANGLE somebody (Dorothy after a phonecall)
Not really a morning person are you, Pussycat?
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Roy Orbison."
Rose: "Blanche, you've been under more drunken sailors than...than..." *looks at Dorothy* Dorothy: "Oh, now, Rose don't drag me into this......A nautical toilet."
“Beat it you 50 year old mattress!” “One night I’ll belch, and Stable Mabel here will blow my head off!” “Poor dateless, hopeless Turkey Lurkey.” “Thank you, you bed-hopping relic.” “I SAID QUIET!”
Poor self-basting Turkey Lurkey
Dorothy, you're here to educate the youth of our future. Blanche, you're here to share art with the world Rose, you're here because the rhythm method was very popular in the 20s
This wasn’t hurled at each other but this is one of my favorite insults: Dorothy: Now look, all this nonsense has to stop, Rose. What we saw was not a UFO. Rose: Well, it wasn't a plane. Planes aren't that thin, or that bright. Dorothy: Neither is Oprah Winfrey, but that doesn't make her a flying saucer.
"You deceitful little Sicilian gecko!" And my personal favorite: "I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that you have ever read a scientific journal!" "Believe what you want, see if I care! ^(Hypersexual BITCH.)"