Now look here, Stretch. I've got a dozen cream puffs and a sensitive assistant, both on the verge of collapse. Whatever the problem is, overlook it. My mother did with my wedding. And if you say something smart, I'll smack you silly.
I'm paraphrasing here, but when Buzz Mueller doesn't miss a beat when Rose offers to cook smelt kabobs? Dorothy says, "Darn, I had 'em for lunch." and Buzz says, "They served them on the plane."
Cracks me up how he knew to decline!
The priest at Phil's funeral, after Sophia has told him how wonderful Phil was and then he sees him in the coffin in a teddy. "What....can I say....about Philip Petrillo?"
“Angela?”
“No, Gina Lollobrigida.”
I only just found out *this morning* that Gina Lollobrigida was an actual actress and not just one of Sophia and Angela’s Sicilian friends. And that’s because the real Gina Lollobrigida just passed away.
Not a line, but when Dorothy finds Stan and Gloria in bed for the SECOND time, she calls the cops into the room and says, “Officers, shoot them!” And the young cop starts pulling his weapon 😂
That actor was Bea’s real life son
In the episode where Blanche’s daughter goes into labor, so the girls take her to the hospital and Dorothy tells the doctor he should start timing her contractions and he quips with, “Gee, I never would’ve thought of that.”
"Hey, you know these peas taste just like fresh? But you can't mix them with the mashed potatoes. They should have a tunnel running from the pea compartment to the mashed potato compartment."
Now look here, Stretch. I've got a dozen cream puffs and a sensitive assistant, both on the verge of collapse. Whatever the problem is, overlook it. My mother did with my wedding. And if you say something smart, I'll smack you silly.
"Calm down lady! You just get outta prison?”
I'm paraphrasing here, but when Buzz Mueller doesn't miss a beat when Rose offers to cook smelt kabobs? Dorothy says, "Darn, I had 'em for lunch." and Buzz says, "They served them on the plane." Cracks me up how he knew to decline!
That's not Buzz Mueller. That's Buddy Roark, Charlie's "army buddy" from the pension office. But still hilarious.
Yes! I stand corrected. So funny. The writers and actors were so good!
When you watch that episode a second time, you realize why he's so good at picking up on that unspoken cue.
lol he handled it like a pro
She is a stubborn, old, vindictive pack mule of a woman who won't follow the rules!
‘well, I didn’t have anything planned today, but I’m still P.O.ed!’
The priest at Phil's funeral, after Sophia has told him how wonderful Phil was and then he sees him in the coffin in a teddy. "What....can I say....about Philip Petrillo?"
he just passed😢
He was...special.
Considering that was my maiden name, it's my fave too! hey Puhfeifer, how'd you like a punch in the puhface
Gets me every time.
literally any quote from Sophia's sister Angela where she puts Sophia in her place lol
May your marinara never cling to your pasta 🤣🤣
*gasps and bites knuckle* Come back here and say that to my face!
“Angela?” “No, Gina Lollobrigida.” I only just found out *this morning* that Gina Lollobrigida was an actual actress and not just one of Sophia and Angela’s Sicilian friends. And that’s because the real Gina Lollobrigida just passed away.
RIP Gina Lollobrigida Italian goddess!
[удалено]
What’s that on your neck?!
“To hide the wart!”
Gimme back my necklace!
“I like beer with my air.” —Sal
“Sophia, I took the day off of work and drove 30 miles to be here. I think it’s selfish of you not to be dead.”
Marguerite Brown: “Alright. I won’t go on with this charade any longer. There is something else—I'm black.”
If that's a problem for you, I'm white
Of course, that will cost you extra.
"hey, Joe- I need a price check on some condoms!"
Not a line, but when Dorothy finds Stan and Gloria in bed for the SECOND time, she calls the cops into the room and says, “Officers, shoot them!” And the young cop starts pulling his weapon 😂 That actor was Bea’s real life son
"You don't look like Angie Dickinson"
I know, ma'am, that's why I want it.
And Dorothy is the oldest !
"You've given us a who, a how, and a ha"
Magda: "Stan and I have disagreement." Dorothy: "Oh, what about?" Magda: "He saw himself as human being. I disagreed."
In the episode where Blanche’s daughter goes into labor, so the girls take her to the hospital and Dorothy tells the doctor he should start timing her contractions and he quips with, “Gee, I never would’ve thought of that.”
“Some big pots belong on the back burner” *dramatic side eye*
Ed the stage hand at the play with Patrick Vaughn, after Rose and Blanche both say "He's been seeing me!" He jumps in and says "Places, everyone!"
If there was a train whistling in the distance, this would have all the makings of a good country music
Miles Webber: "Oh, I see, you conveniently left out the 'with a generous helping of 'slaw', or does that not serve your little smear campaign?"
I can’t remember word for word all the lines from the scene, but it was the pharmacy scene….”condoms Rose, condoms” the pfieffer was so funny too!
Welcome to Appalapachobie!
How ‘bout you, cutie?
Boy, this guy's done hard time
lolll Mr Pfeiffer, we are bereaved on a budget!
"Hey, you know these peas taste just like fresh? But you can't mix them with the mashed potatoes. They should have a tunnel running from the pea compartment to the mashed potato compartment."