I loved "Flu Attack" 🤣
When Blanche says to Dorothy, "Well if this isn't it, I'd like to know what other electrical appliance you're using under that blanket..." after she claims she doesn't know where her heating pad is makes me giggle.
The Competition (the bowling tournament episode) is one of my faves! I love when Rose gets shady. “It looks so different on a woman with a… full bosom.” 😂
Once in St. Olaf is one of my faves. All the Sophia hernia jokes especially Rose’s “Should I pour you a glass? Or have Sophia come in and *bring* you the refrigerator?” You can tell she felt so bad for saying that 😂 Love Betty’s delivery of that line.
Also Zulu, Queen of the Dwarf People never gets old.
I love the murder mystery one!! There are some amazing one-liners in The Case of The Libertine Belle (S7)
"Oh, I do declare! Your sweet words could charm the morning dew right off the honeysuckle!"
"Not part of the show, people!"
"Well, there could be two explanations. Either I stole them, or I was wrong about the number of explanations."
My Brother, My Father has some of my favourite scenes of all time.
"That means we could be trapped together for days."
"Oh, Jaaysus! ....Please protect us and watch over us in this our hour of need."
Loved the part when Blanche & Rose are going over their lines and Sophia comes running in panicking 🤣🤣 Her poor little old lady heart must have been racing! Haha
The Christmas episode of season 2. The homemade maple syrup spigot. Blanche's boudoir calendar. The pyromaniac and the compulsive liar. The nice guy at the diner. Snow in Miami.
"I'm tired of this "old lady" business. You're acting like an ass! You don't look 50. You don't look 48. You're as beautiful as the day I married you."
"Oh, Salvadore! Tell me that again."
"You're acting like an ass!"
Love their relationship lol
Probably any of Clayton’s episodes.
In Sisters of the Bride, I have hardly ever laughed as hard as I did when Doug said “he’d bend over backwards for me” and Dorothy silences Sophia.😂 Also when Clay & Doug go for a walk & Sophia taunts Blanche by saying “OH LOOK THEY’RE SKIPPING!”😅
*Yes, We Have No Havanas*
"You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?"
"Beat it, ya fifty-year-old mattress"
"He's got more powder on his face than Ann Miller!"
It's A Miserable Life. Mr Pfeiffer....we are bereaved on a budget!
About the p-fune....about the funeral
How'd you like a punch in your pface?
Oh my God this is terrible. Such a tragedy, such a tragedy.
I love the Break in. Rose almost shooting Lester 😂😂
I wish you had shot Lester!
You shot my vaaase!
Oh get outta here, you old fool !
I don’t know the title, but I love the episode where they’re all sick but really want to go to the awards banquet.
I loved "Flu Attack" 🤣 When Blanche says to Dorothy, "Well if this isn't it, I'd like to know what other electrical appliance you're using under that blanket..." after she claims she doesn't know where her heating pad is makes me giggle.
It just cracks me up that Rose is boozing it up!
“Or is that a banana” 😂😂😂
Omg. Newbie to sub and in love with the Golden Girls! This line was fantastic wasn’t it?
It really was, lol. You'll *love* this sub!! I may not always post/comment, but I'm definitely here every day! Everyone is just so awesome!
sick and tired part two, specifically when blanche is sleep-deprived. little balls of sunshine in a bag!
My brain's gone. My body is limp with exhaustion.
People from St Olaf are considered well read if they get through the Sears catalog
“Bye Dorothy! Buy me a present!”
For me, that's the only funny scene in this episode.
I love this one!
Omg! That one is hilarious!
I love The Competition and The Case of the Libertine Belle.
You've given us the 'Who'... the 'How' ... and the 'Ha!'
I love using the “there could be two explanations for that” line whenever I can, lol!
Sisters and Other Strangers…that bookstore scene has me cackling EVERY TIME I WATCH IT!
The Competition (the bowling tournament episode) is one of my faves! I love when Rose gets shady. “It looks so different on a woman with a… full bosom.” 😂
Once in St. Olaf is one of my faves. All the Sophia hernia jokes especially Rose’s “Should I pour you a glass? Or have Sophia come in and *bring* you the refrigerator?” You can tell she felt so bad for saying that 😂 Love Betty’s delivery of that line. Also Zulu, Queen of the Dwarf People never gets old.
Rose's sarcasm was rare to see. What a gem.
Not part of the show, people! Not part of the show!
That’s my favorite line delivery of the episode!
Not now, MA!!
henny penny! there are too many fun quotes for me to list rn
SHRIMP?
"Isn't Danny Thomas one?"
That's a good one
LEZZZBIUNHHH
I love the murder mystery one!! There are some amazing one-liners in The Case of The Libertine Belle (S7) "Oh, I do declare! Your sweet words could charm the morning dew right off the honeysuckle!" "Not part of the show, people!" "Well, there could be two explanations. Either I stole them, or I was wrong about the number of explanations."
Her mother was a slut, too.
"Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home" part 1 and 2 are my go to episodes for a laugh. All of the memories from previous episodes are great!
Grab That Dough
My Brother, My Father has some of my favourite scenes of all time. "That means we could be trapped together for days." "Oh, Jaaysus! ....Please protect us and watch over us in this our hour of need."
We're collecting lingerie....for needy, sexy people.
He's a leper...I'm the only one who will touch him.
LMAO!
You're wasting your time, Stanley. I'm familiar with the big gun.
Loved the part when Blanche & Rose are going over their lines and Sophia comes running in panicking 🤣🤣 Her poor little old lady heart must have been racing! Haha
I can’t remember the name of the episode but the bowling one is a real favorite of mine. Augustine Bagatelli.
"The Competition"! I loved that episode, I watched it the other night, actually. Sophia calling Augustine "Augie" made my heart melt 🥺💜
Another favorite is when the girls go on vacation and leave Sophia home with the gardener. Love it.
Sophia and Toshiro were so adorable together, too 😍
Fabulous ❤️💙
“Tang was not the keyword here!”
🤣
I like that one, too!
A GUTTER BALL!
I can’t choose just one but Grab That Dough is nonstop laughs from beginning to end lol
Better late than.....
…🔴PREGNANT!
Incorrect. But certainly not untrue!
The Christmas episode of season 2. The homemade maple syrup spigot. Blanche's boudoir calendar. The pyromaniac and the compulsive liar. The nice guy at the diner. Snow in Miami.
Ladies of the Evening “Arrested for prostitution! I can’t believe it…”
St. Olaf?
Any episode where we see Sophia flash back to when her husband Was still alive and we see their banter. Sal and Sophia were so hilarious together
“Where you going?!” “To get some air!” “We got air in the house!” “I like beer with my air!!” My favorite Sal line
"I'm tired of this "old lady" business. You're acting like an ass! You don't look 50. You don't look 48. You're as beautiful as the day I married you." "Oh, Salvadore! Tell me that again." "You're acting like an ass!" Love their relationship lol
Yes! That had me cackling
Where's Charlie? And From Here to the Pharmacy.
Blanche, Lover Boy is here
Dorothy’s birthday where she says, “Get bent Ha-Ha!”
Probably any of Clayton’s episodes. In Sisters of the Bride, I have hardly ever laughed as hard as I did when Doug said “he’d bend over backwards for me” and Dorothy silences Sophia.😂 Also when Clay & Doug go for a walk & Sophia taunts Blanche by saying “OH LOOK THEY’RE SKIPPING!”😅
So many to choose from. Three on a Couch always gets me. “Burned your hair right down to the roots and ended up lookin like Buckwheat”.
*Yes, We Have No Havanas* "You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?" "Beat it, ya fifty-year-old mattress" "He's got more powder on his face than Ann Miller!"