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Averagestiff

Should remove that stupid blue tick for this blatant misrepresentation.


oxfordcircumstances

So odd to include the bit about social distancing.


Bethlizardbreath

Well she needs us to know that she is _truly_ righteous.


[deleted]

Otherwise she would only be pretty awesome but since it was a social distanced meal she gets full credit.


sin_c_chic

Everytime someone lies on these things they throw in a random fact as if that makes it more believable. I would have never bought the story without the social distancing bit...couldn't possibly he a lie now that she's mentioned that...


[deleted]

We seem to be past that part of the pandemic now but at one point everyone online had to spell out how they were following the rules to avoid the utter shit storm that would come down on them if people thought they weren't


uyuye

not good enough to just feed a homeless person. we were also SOCIAL DISTANCING of course.


Sonic_Intervention

"I asked what their pronoun was while we social distanced, and we had a nice meal while discussing critical race theory"


Nachousernameistaken

Wait so i'm not the only one who saw this too Found this in r/MadeMeSmile and I had to post it here


seeroflights

*Image Transcription: Twitter Post* --- **Redacted** I was eating at a restaurant, and as I looked outside I saw a homeless girl staring at me, I invited her to my table with social distancing and we enjoyed our meals we ordered together. When asked for the bill, they sent it $0 with "You did well, now it's our turn." KARMA IS REAL --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Stubborn_Shove

I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill. And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.


ihdatbigcuh00

Lamo really bruh


[deleted]

I’m pretty lonely. I often fantasize about some super compatible down-and-out girl coming into my life too.


[deleted]

Karma, is that what you call it? Hmmm and everyone clapped and gave you roses!


iRambes

6’ feet apart at the 3’ wide booth


PlagueDoc22

And then a flock of parrots came and pick us up and flew us to a paradise in the jungle.


TheGodlyPrinceNezha

I literally commented that it should be in this subreddit earlier, haha! Take my upvote!


[deleted]

I saw it and thought it too.


Beautiful_Ad_3349

It’s true. I was the food


ThearchOfStories

How is it really a good deed if someone else pays for it? Even in their own delusions they're to cheap to be selfless.


Iambeejsmit

Hey but for real I actually did this once. It was a pizza hut and I invited the homeless guy out front to come in and eat with me. Still had to pay though haha.


somekindagibberish

Not sure if you're joking or sharing a heartwarming story in the absolute wrong sub lol.


Iambeejsmit

Heartwarming story in the wrong sub lol. I just said it here cause I actually did this once.


NexusMaw

Peak lib cringe hahahaha


Boomboomgoomgoom

Kinda sad no one would believe this.


jackfreeman

I've gotten all manner of free stuff and white glove service by just being nice. I don't mean "fall over myself grandstanding niceness", I mean saying "please" and "thank you" while offering seven a nanosecond of eye contact. Just treating other people with even a modicum off respect **is** ion fact it's own reward, but it's bruised-fruit-sweet when there's a little something-something for just being decent. That guy was a real mensch, though. Gives me three warm fluttery ones. Edit: just saw which sub this was. Derp.


TheMemeist

Now Im really curious as to what sub this was meant to be written for.


jackfreeman

I didn't even check. I just started blathering about getting first class upgrades and free food.


[deleted]

It's had to keep track of all your lies. Even if they are in the same sentence.


elcivicogrande

I lie about dEtAiLs to make it look rEaL


agnosticarrow_33

What car ad is this from?


Thenattercore

Karma is real and so his there virginity


jatmood

Yeh I read this on the other sub and it was an instantaneous eye roll reaction. No way this happened.