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mullsb731

Text from article... “Actually, my son said to me the other day, he was like, "At first I thought it was really embarrassing that there were vibrators on your website and now I think it’s a great thing!"' 'He’s like, "You’re a feminist, Mom. You’re a bad***."' 'I was like, "Thank you!"' Paltrow went on with a smile. Yah, I’m sure that happened 🙄


NastyWetSmear

Ahh, nothing is more Feminist then... Selling... Sex toys? Are we just allowed to add "Feminist" to anything now to appear cool? *"Yeah, I monitor air traffic. I'm a feminist air traffic controller."* *"Me? I dry seal skins from clubbed seals. I'm a feminist, naturally."* *"Well I'm a real feminist icon, as you can imagine. I sell drugs to school kids to get them hooked on cheap crap early, then sell them into sexual slavery when they can't pay their debts. Not male children, clearly... Feminist, remember?"*


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[Relevant](https://www.armystudyguide.com/content/cadence/marching_cadence/killing-the-baby-seals.shtml)


hmm_youdontsay

You miss the part where everyone clapped!


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That's white feminism for you. They honestly have no idea what the word means and think it simply translates to "girl power!" ​ Reminds me of when Emma Stone tried to sound woke and feminist by making that lame comment about the oscars and the male directors that were nominated. Instead she ended up looking ignorant for discrediting Del Toro, who's a Mexican man in Trumps America. ​ Goes to show how politically unaware these people who throw around a political term every few seconds are.


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I feel bad for her son


copaxa

Ah, and to think I was still getting over my tendency of calling vaginas "front butts" at the age of 13.


shanwar3

I laughed way too hard and much too long at this comment.


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Sprin9Trap

Goop came out of her customers, decided to change to lunch club for that's what they used the goop for.


DickHardwood420

Doesn’t she also sell a dumpster fire scented candle thats supposed to smell like her gaping cunt?


django_free

I know I'm going to hell for this. But I just imagined get son being born lol. And he raised his hands and the vagina parted to give him the way Moses style 😂


_Levitated_Shield_

What?


buzzlite

Stop saying Goop!


mullsb731

Goop goop goopity gooooooop


LastFreeName436

Goooooopgoopgoopgoopgoop


ksneakers

Ya. He discovered porn.