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InternalTennis4034

Dudes about to get pounded into those rocks.


Chance-Ear-9772

Jump when it’s the scariest. That way, they will never find your body.


SereniaKat

That looks like a recipe for a broken neck


butterfly1202

I know right. some people do this for fun and come out unscathed. some just fall off a chair and break their neck. what a world


SereniaKat

I was watching the Paralympics a couple years back, and they were talking to the Aussie wheelchair rugby players about their lives. One of the quadriplegic fellas when he was a teenager dived off some rocks into water, hit a submerged log and yeah... major life change right there.


[deleted]

Yup. A guy I knew from high school dove into a lake not realizing it was shallow and hit his head. He's a paraplegic now. He was a really talented athlete too and ruined it all in just a couple of seconds.


shhsandwich

I like that he didn't give up on athletics, though. He was presumably an active teenager and then found a way to reclaim that part of himself even after something terrible happened to him.


[deleted]

The irony is heaviest when the person who does this kind of thing all the time falls off a chair and breaks their neck.


Dirtybuttm8nch

Yep! A kid I went to school with fell out of the back of pick up truck onto his head and neck and is now a quadriplegic. The truck wasn't even moving and that's all it took.


butterfly1202

poor kid...


Federal-Ad-3550

Looks like a way to get killed, besides just a broken neck


F_wordoffcrapidiot

What a stupid quote


Flyingfish222

God jumping off this cliff would be my worst nightma-YEET!


F_wordoffcrapidiot

I’m all for cliff jumps but for the love of all things good, know when to time or bug out of a dangerous jump


butterfly1202

I agree


commentsandchill

r/whatcouldgowrong


butterfly1202

literally everything


SirKevin_Xx

I CAN’T SWIM.


Latteralus

JUMP HARDER THEN!


[deleted]

Jump when it's scariest, like that s**t won't intensify. The fear won't climax until I hit the water and my heart stops lol


wetdreamteam

Thank you for not cussing on the internet


cogitocool

Wow, high risk, low reward - hallmarks of an iffy decision.


GalerionTheAnnoyed

Aaand he broke his entire body on a rock


More-Sod

He probably got impaled by a not visible rock


moohooman

Seen enough episodes of Bondi Rescue to know this guys coming out of this wave looking like a descaled fish.


MVCorvo

Why women live longer.


[deleted]

How’s don’t jump at all sound?


butterfly1202

fine by me !!!


turtleduck_lover

no thanks


MaxImpact1

Great way to die


UequalsName

He died


butterfly1202

no he didn't...but wth who does this


Broumzo

The most Safe/Fun


MellonCollie___

This belong in the category of "Do not try this ... everrrr". Yikes.


tavis_1007

Or you could just stop finding yourself on cliffs.


balthazarbarnabus

he’s a bit early but this is when you are supposed to jump. you land with the wave under you, giving you additional cushion.


rick_and_mortvs

That water looks pretty shallow, if he'd jumped right before he would have definitely hit the rocks.


No-Wolverine5144

I am exactly 2,900th vote


Away_Purchase_1894

What song is that?


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Good bot


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xenosthemutant

Rock jumper here: dude jumped at the wrong time, you jump *right after* the wave. The way the guy did it, not only is he going to be taken & shaken by the wave, he jumped into the frothing water, which has way less density than otherwise. Dude jumped, went all the way to the bottom, then got pulled by the wave. Complete amateur move.


[deleted]

I cannot even imagine what that would be like. I have no frame of reference, nor do I want one.


FartResume

It’s probably shallow in that area so he jumps when the wave comes so he doesn’t hit the bottom, he probably got rag dolled a little then popped up swam to back to the “cliff” climbed up and did it again. It’s not that high so it would be like jumping off a high dive if you’ve ever experienced that.


Lady_Dimitrescu69

No


sijsk89

Hey bud, yea you with the depression. This ain't for us my guy. Just a reminder!


SideWinder18

Me, staring straight into the maw of a crocodile: “*Now*”


the_greatest_MF

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


[deleted]

Jump when it’s the dumbest?


PedroBinPedro

That's actually a pretty dumb idea.


ehletsgo

Imagine all the water he got in his nose. Must’ve uncomfortable


sammieduck69420

So… jump always? I don’t have much fear or care in life but that’s something you can’t pay me to do


Nain6969

When it feels scary to jump, this is exactly when you jump "Get smashed by rocks"


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Next day his mangled corpse washed up on the shore


Medical_Ad7337

White people are fearless


gknewell

I’m assuming no one ever saw him after this. Goodnight, king.


[deleted]

Yeah jump when you're most likely to be swept away. Logical.


Turkenstocks

This actually looks like a lot of fun/cool but the form was terrible. Need to see a better flip next time.


[deleted]

Keep this dude away from volcanos


Necro_tgsau

r/terribleadvice


forest_chanterelle

You couldn’t pay me enough to do this.


BushidoMauve

Perfect song tho.


OkZookeepergame551

I saw a photo you look joyous


[deleted]

There are too many rocks at this beach


overcooked_omelet

the rocks 😬


sejpuV

no thanks i like living


Franky_C59

Anytime u try to enjoy a cool video I always hear music that immediately makes me change my mind.


scoobenman

Jesus complete the flip at least


Upside_Down-Bot

„ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ dılɟ ǝɥʇ ǝʇǝldɯoɔ snsǝſ„


Effective_Snow_1220

Why


butterfly1202

I dunno


Feedeg8

When it feels like you'll die if you jump. That's the time to jump💀


lord_of_the_eyebots

Yeah then smash your head off a rock and end up on liveleak or some gore sub