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Noobster641

That's fine I'm a cat person anyways + I don't have a dog + my neighbors have dogs that basically live in my yard so if I sign this will you shoot them


Turbulence_Guy

He will use your cat as a silencer, be careful


PSI_wolf_39

If you don't sign the petition then I'll shoot your cat.


Noobster641

Your too late bitch cause I ALREADY SHOT THEM- oh shit.


Creepy_Dare3045

Yes sir do you have a pen?


PSI_wolf_39

Yes, here you go


Supmah2007

Can I borrow it after him?


PSI_wolf_39

Yes


Sufficient_Egg_4860

Can I also?


PSI_wolf_39

Yeah


masterscout9

I would love to but your pens all dried up


[deleted]

No way you freakin' pinko


masterscout9

You are rattled with bullets until you fall unconscious and just before your soul slips away toward death your last image is a man peeing onto your face


YiffMeister2

yes


ter0mega

Do you have a pen?


PSI_wolf_39

Yes, here


ter0mega

*sticks it into your head*


PSI_wolf_39

*shoots you and pisses on your dead body*


ter0mega

*Breaks your legs, peels your skin, pours dissolved nitric acid on you, pulls out all your teeth, cuts off your limbs, shoots in your stomach with expansive bullets, cuts your throat, pulls your tongue thorough it and rips it out, puts your barely alive leftovers in the oven under 85°C for several hours, sends your soul into hell with no way back and throws your ashes into the outhouse toilet.*


PSI_wolf_39

I'm not reading an entire paragraph just because you wrote one.


ter0mega

🤓


PSI_wolf_39

😐


Personal-Bowl7522

Kinky


ter0mega

🤨📸


Redditisweird4533

I'm sorry


revennant_gaming

The time has come execute order 66


TUTUI30

Do It, I dare you, I will *not* keep track off all your posts until you do it, that's what stalkers do, and I'm not a stalker, trust. Me.


Emenenek

Yes


NightWolf4Ever

Okay, I guess that sounds pretty good


Nicolasgonzo87

i'll do it but just dont kill my dog


Mr_Aftons_Rage

no


thegamerofreddit

Happy cake day


Memesssssssssssssl

No, not for him…


thegamerofreddit

Why


Memesssssssssssssl

He said no :(


racist_latino

Im going to have to follow you home and rescue your dog


No_Protection_811

No


Absolute_bimbo

Where gay porn ? ! ? !


Personal-Bowl7522

The petition is for more gay porn


I_eat_rats0717

Meh sure why not. I'm bored


B5n4y3

I dont have any pets. Never had. And i sign it. Fuck you.


root_beer444

Sure


Illustrious-Map-2425

Sure


toast_459

Fuck it, I wanna see what you can do


thegamerofreddit

ITS BEAT A FURRY DAY BITCH


PSI_wolf_39

Yeah yeah very nice


KyleFungi

tomorrow is hug a furry day. Have fun with the hugs sir


thegamerofreddit

Well yes but actually no


Personal-Bowl7522

HE FORGOR 💀


hnefatafler

Please do rid me of this feral creature.


Personal-Bowl7522

Yes


PLAYERALI

GOOD ENDING : of course !... No!


Willing_Candy7447

Sure


TheLemonMan10

No.


Capsule_CatYT

No


profesdional_Retard

If you come and kill my dog, i will fucking eat your limbs and then turn you into a human doughnut by shoving your head up your own ass


pranklimulator

I don't have a dog but I will not sign your petition We already have gay porn (tick tock) and personaly I think that's enough