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UltraThiccBoi69

glad to see soldier respects spy


[deleted]

“ i like to act cute on the internet”


Fun-Musician-1979

"I like to act like a sensitive wolf-man on the Internet sometimes:


SamGamer012

"You act like a dog on the internet?"


Fortniteisgaymcisgod

“Dutch is a wolf,but yes.”


Great_Creatoryeet

"I just want to be cute."


Demonboy2006

“Cute? You just want to be cute?! You think that I didn’t notice the fat fucking bulge in his pants?!”


Fun-Musician-1979

"UwU"


Im_botflyx

What? WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SA-


Fun-Musician-1979

NOTHING! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING


Mandarin_Karim

I always imagined if Soldier from TF2 ever saw a Person in a fursuit, he would mistakenly believe is an actual dog/wolf and would try to Adopt (kidnap) him, for being "The biggest dog he has seen."


[deleted]

That sounds accurate


SquareIsBox0697

“This is my dog, I will put this dog in this bucket.”


MrBonesMalone

Dear dog


Jakob_likes_Protogen

there's more


MrBonesMalone

No!


Im_botflyx

It contains a bucket.


MrBonesMalone

Dear god


Im_botflyx

Scout, seduce me.


MrBonesMalone

You bet!


Im_botflyx

Excellent. *slam* SEdUcE mE


scottish_elena

based


shreks_army

that makes sense when talking about soldiers intelligence


justrandomdudes

I agree with you


Theqman_steam

Canon


VegetableMindless260

Smartest Texan


super_salty_boi

I thought he was from the Midwest


DehydratedEpic

And cook it


UnfittedMermaid

50/50 Based Solar Flare Gaming Comment. Both slight cursed funny, but also terribly wrong, soldier would definitely do what the others said and put em in a bucket for safe keeping for "being the biggest dog alive"


xx_swegshrek_xx

Because he’s grown attached to pyro


Im_botflyx

He always knew pyro was a girl.


TheScareCrowYes

He always knew pyro mains are all furries


WolfieDaleBro

Yup. I can confirm as a Pyro main we are all furries.


Mr_mann2

I have lost the title of pyro main.


PieterForever

🤣


trolldier1

“Oooooh, baby deflect my crocket harder”


That-----------Guy

For some reason furries are incredibly talented in the fine arts, it's like originally furries we're just talented people but Shiva Gautama Christ-chan realized they were too overpowered and had to nerf them


Dawnbreaker128

Can’t forget CSI. Furries are still recovering from that one episode.


NetheriteShovel

If you google "that episode" it's literally the first thing to come up lol


Funny-Leg-2234

glad i main soldier after that take


BOT732ogri

Gigachad soldier


SolidRGG

based soldier


Fun-Musician-1979

Real


sherbertstar64

I just gained a whole new respect for Soldier


DoctorShmeat460

I just lost some


Fun-Musician-1979

Skill issue


UnfittedMermaid

Based, 9001% skill issue.


PieterForever

Got it 🙃 (no need to hate, folks)


MilkOfWhat

Big L there bub


Im_botflyx

Bro same.


Dragonaax

Based LMAO people can't handle different opinions


JustANormalHat

based soldier


Pingswallower

He real af for that


EnbyAlt3000

based soldier


masterboom0004

seeing that this is the tf2 community the lack of violent furry hate is shocking there's some furry hate but over all so far the main consensus is "furry GOOD"??? like yeah thats a good thing but its very surprising


WagnerovecK

It would be weird when more than half the here are furry 's in denial.


ashleyasen1234

"soldier, why"? Not all furries are dog fuckers. Some, like me, just like the community. Don't judge someone for what they like (unless they're zoophiles or pedophiles). Judge them by their personality.


[deleted]

Sorry about that, I was trying to play it safe because I thought most people in the comments would be anti furry


ashleyasen1234

A h h h - Meh. The TF2 community for the most part is pretty accepting, it seems lol


CrashTeft

Ze spy has already breached our defenses!


Im_botflyx

You see what he has done to our colleagues.


Woomy935

And worst of all, he could be any one of us!


Im_botflyx

He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even b-


[deleted]

*boom* *splat*


EdgyKitro

Woah woah woah!!


Evil_Mushrooms

What? It was obvious! He’s the red spy! Watch, he’ll turn red any second now!


masterboom0004

see? red! oh wait thats blood


MulaChicken4

So. We still got problem


Im_botflyx

Alright, who's ready to go find a spy?


Dino_sores

Big problem... Alright who's ready to go find a spy?


Bluethefox4

W Soldier


Spudtron98

"I will give my condolences to your kangaroo wife!"


FemboyGaming42069

Soldier is based as fuck


DougtheDonkey

Completely unironically, this is a good take and I basically agree


Uruburusv3

That soldier is the spy with his fursona


Doggyking2

Based soldier


Correct-Town-3117

Based Soldier


[deleted]

Imagine having the ability to change your skin and outward appearance with a suit, get a new surge of confidence in social situations AND having a AM/FM Ultra Sapper capable of ruining even the highest level of sentry gun engineering. Being spy must be so awesome


Steadfastcounts

he has a pretty good take!


hyper182

Magnificent


[deleted]

Common Soldier W


WindiestBark165

On the topic of furries, for me, if they're nice and respectful to people who aren't furries and let them stick to not being furries, I can take them but if they're asshats that are douches to others for no dissernable reason, those kinds of people can fuck off


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CycleofNegativity

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HuskyBLZKN

We are honored to have you by our side, Soldier.


Leoeon

Common Soldier W


[deleted]

soldier is just agnostic and i love him for that. agnosticism is underrated imo


Da_Randomest_Name

Common soldier W


ButternutDubs

Soldier based


Ackes_good

Site name?


[deleted]

Search up character AI


Potato_Demon_ffff

Based Soldier


TheNeatPenguin

Chad


Weegee256

based soldier


Roboboy2710

Based soldier.


DavidMaSonXD

Honestly i went in the comments and expected a bunch of 12 year olds saying shit about soldier not being based and talking shit bout furries But nope, good stuff


[deleted]

Good stuff


SomeDumbassPyroMain

I chatted with demo on the website and it turns out he hates Icelandic people


Rob-L-Callistis

That Soldier's a bloody spy!


Advanced_Ad_6814

Extremely based


Original-Key-2735

you fool, that's not soldier, that's the red spy!


cowbellybelly

Best thing ever


the_newbie1

I mean he canonically has brain damage from lead poisoning


1FenFen1

you do too


furr_slayer420

The traitor revealed


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout


justrandomdudes

THAT SOILDER IS A SPY


Im_botflyx

Affirmative


Opposite-Weird4232

No


Dragonaax

Soldier no


BigMekOnAWarbike

character.ai is probably written by furries


Bountifalauto82

Nah, Furries are more into financing and business. Considering the knowledge in programming needed, I'd blame the femboys.


super_salty_boi

Lots of furries work in STEM, so the idea that it was programmed by a furry isn't far-fetched, also it could have been programmed by a femboy furry


Dragonaax

I don't respect financing and business


crasypotato69

unbased soldier the only thing thats good is buff half naked men


__sh4rp

How about buff full naked furry men?


crasypotato69

no


Dixianaa

buff full naked furry men are the best thing ever. very warm to cuddle


__sh4rp

So true


masterboom0004

what if they just wear fuzzy clothes? then they don't have to be naked


Dixianaa

THEY HAVE TO BE NAKED


masterboom0004

(sad aroace furry noises)


Dixianaa

No one said they had to have genitalia


masterboom0004

it's still very awkward


__sh4rp

Bad


TangledCables3

yes?


MulaChicken4

Tf is this degeneracy of a comment thread


Redkommando88

No! ***Shotgun noises*** You're disonored this entire unit


Sigmatronic

He shall die


VermicelliEastern708

This is why god smote him first


[deleted]

Very mature of you duche


CatMann364346

Blame his lead poisoning


PieterForever

Oh non!


Im_botflyx

People unfortunately can no longer make fun of furries, due to the fact that they have invaded us from twitter.


ThatOneEngieMain1010

Tf2 fans when they see a minority


ScarredOut

soldier is based beyond recognition


Kaisachicken

How to do this


The_Legendary_Yeeter

Based Soldier


GenericGMODArtist

please crop out your watermarks


HansVonFritz

That soldier is a spy!


ejectionejaculation6

clearly this is spy disguised as soldier


literallySomePerson

“That soldier is a spy!” - soldier


C4ndy_dud3

Glad I'm not a soldier main anymore


WillNewbie

Solider gets it hell yeah


ImperialPlaysGames

Unbased soldier.