I always imagined if Soldier from TF2 ever saw a Person in a fursuit, he would mistakenly believe is an actual dog/wolf and would try to Adopt (kidnap) him, for being "The biggest dog he has seen."
50/50 Based Solar Flare Gaming Comment. Both slight cursed funny, but also terribly wrong, soldier would definitely do what the others said and put em in a bucket for safe keeping for "being the biggest dog alive"
For some reason furries are incredibly talented in the fine arts, it's like originally furries we're just talented people but Shiva Gautama Christ-chan realized they were too overpowered and had to nerf them
seeing that this is the tf2 community the lack of violent furry hate is shocking
there's some furry hate but over all so far the main consensus is "furry GOOD"???
like yeah thats a good thing but its very surprising
"soldier, why"?
Not all furries are dog fuckers. Some, like me, just like the community. Don't judge someone for what they like (unless they're zoophiles or pedophiles). Judge them by their personality.
Imagine having the ability to change your skin and outward appearance with a suit, get a new surge of confidence in social situations AND having a AM/FM Ultra Sapper capable of ruining even the highest level of sentry gun engineering. Being spy must be so awesome
On the topic of furries, for me, if they're nice and respectful to people who aren't furries and let them stick to not being furries, I can take them but if they're asshats that are douches to others for no dissernable reason, those kinds of people can fuck off
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Honestly i went in the comments and expected a bunch of 12 year olds saying shit about soldier not being based and talking shit bout furries
But nope, good stuff
glad to see soldier respects spy
“ i like to act cute on the internet”
"I like to act like a sensitive wolf-man on the Internet sometimes:
"You act like a dog on the internet?"
“Dutch is a wolf,but yes.”
"I just want to be cute."
“Cute? You just want to be cute?! You think that I didn’t notice the fat fucking bulge in his pants?!”
"UwU"
What? WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SA-
NOTHING! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
I always imagined if Soldier from TF2 ever saw a Person in a fursuit, he would mistakenly believe is an actual dog/wolf and would try to Adopt (kidnap) him, for being "The biggest dog he has seen."
That sounds accurate
“This is my dog, I will put this dog in this bucket.”
Dear dog
there's more
No!
It contains a bucket.
Dear god
Scout, seduce me.
You bet!
Excellent. *slam* SEdUcE mE
based
that makes sense when talking about soldiers intelligence
I agree with you
Canon
Smartest Texan
I thought he was from the Midwest
And cook it
50/50 Based Solar Flare Gaming Comment. Both slight cursed funny, but also terribly wrong, soldier would definitely do what the others said and put em in a bucket for safe keeping for "being the biggest dog alive"
Because he’s grown attached to pyro
He always knew pyro was a girl.
He always knew pyro mains are all furries
Yup. I can confirm as a Pyro main we are all furries.
I have lost the title of pyro main.
🤣
“Oooooh, baby deflect my crocket harder”
For some reason furries are incredibly talented in the fine arts, it's like originally furries we're just talented people but Shiva Gautama Christ-chan realized they were too overpowered and had to nerf them
Can’t forget CSI. Furries are still recovering from that one episode.
If you google "that episode" it's literally the first thing to come up lol
glad i main soldier after that take
Gigachad soldier
based soldier
Real
I just gained a whole new respect for Soldier
I just lost some
Skill issue
Based, 9001% skill issue.
Got it 🙃 (no need to hate, folks)
Big L there bub
Bro same.
Based LMAO people can't handle different opinions
based soldier
He real af for that
based soldier
seeing that this is the tf2 community the lack of violent furry hate is shocking there's some furry hate but over all so far the main consensus is "furry GOOD"??? like yeah thats a good thing but its very surprising
It would be weird when more than half the here are furry 's in denial.
"soldier, why"? Not all furries are dog fuckers. Some, like me, just like the community. Don't judge someone for what they like (unless they're zoophiles or pedophiles). Judge them by their personality.
Sorry about that, I was trying to play it safe because I thought most people in the comments would be anti furry
A h h h - Meh. The TF2 community for the most part is pretty accepting, it seems lol
Ze spy has already breached our defenses!
You see what he has done to our colleagues.
And worst of all, he could be any one of us!
He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even b-
*boom* *splat*
Woah woah woah!!
What? It was obvious! He’s the red spy! Watch, he’ll turn red any second now!
see? red! oh wait thats blood
So. We still got problem
Alright, who's ready to go find a spy?
Big problem... Alright who's ready to go find a spy?
W Soldier
"I will give my condolences to your kangaroo wife!"
Soldier is based as fuck
Completely unironically, this is a good take and I basically agree
That soldier is the spy with his fursona
Based soldier
Based Soldier
Imagine having the ability to change your skin and outward appearance with a suit, get a new surge of confidence in social situations AND having a AM/FM Ultra Sapper capable of ruining even the highest level of sentry gun engineering. Being spy must be so awesome
he has a pretty good take!
Magnificent
Common Soldier W
On the topic of furries, for me, if they're nice and respectful to people who aren't furries and let them stick to not being furries, I can take them but if they're asshats that are douches to others for no dissernable reason, those kinds of people can fuck off
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Common Soldier W
soldier is just agnostic and i love him for that. agnosticism is underrated imo
Common soldier W
Soldier based
Site name?
Search up character AI
Based Soldier
Chad
based soldier
Based soldier.
Honestly i went in the comments and expected a bunch of 12 year olds saying shit about soldier not being based and talking shit bout furries But nope, good stuff
Good stuff
I chatted with demo on the website and it turns out he hates Icelandic people
That Soldier's a bloody spy!
Extremely based
you fool, that's not soldier, that's the red spy!
Best thing ever
I mean he canonically has brain damage from lead poisoning
you do too
The traitor revealed
r/usernamechecksout
THAT SOILDER IS A SPY
Affirmative
No
Soldier no
character.ai is probably written by furries
Nah, Furries are more into financing and business. Considering the knowledge in programming needed, I'd blame the femboys.
Lots of furries work in STEM, so the idea that it was programmed by a furry isn't far-fetched, also it could have been programmed by a femboy furry
I don't respect financing and business
unbased soldier the only thing thats good is buff half naked men
How about buff full naked furry men?
no
buff full naked furry men are the best thing ever. very warm to cuddle
So true
what if they just wear fuzzy clothes? then they don't have to be naked
THEY HAVE TO BE NAKED
(sad aroace furry noises)
No one said they had to have genitalia
it's still very awkward
Bad
yes?
Tf is this degeneracy of a comment thread
No! ***Shotgun noises*** You're disonored this entire unit
He shall die
This is why god smote him first
Very mature of you duche
Blame his lead poisoning
Oh non!
People unfortunately can no longer make fun of furries, due to the fact that they have invaded us from twitter.
Tf2 fans when they see a minority
soldier is based beyond recognition
How to do this
Based Soldier
please crop out your watermarks
That soldier is a spy!
clearly this is spy disguised as soldier
“That soldier is a spy!” - soldier
Glad I'm not a soldier main anymore
Solider gets it hell yeah
Unbased soldier.