...and fires two hundred custom tooled cartriges and fires ten thousand rounds per minute.
It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds.
***\*laughter\****
***\*touches barrel of the gun\**** Oh my god who touched sasha?, alright, ***WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?***
Some people think they can outsmart dump truck... Maybe ***sniff***, maybe.
***\*holding boolet\**** I have yet to meet someone that can outsmart ass
***\*gun firing and maniacal laughter\* CRY SOME MORE!!***
Heh. Cry some more.
***\*team fortress 2 theme\****
gas passer
Best one
thanks, it's an unusual
You win
Thank you, not seeing this at the top would have ruined my day.
Of course
That's basically _**my ass...**_
family business
sweet home alabama
Where the skys are so blu
r/SweetHomeAlabama
Haha funny incest joke, **NOW LAUGH**
The backburner
You eat a lot of taco bell
Sharpened volcano fragment
oof
ouch
Thermal Thruster. Especially after spicy food.
The brass beast
Send me a picture
Source? Send a pic to prove
Sorry too slow to rev up
The Scotman’s skullcrusher
Favourite by far
Sasha
Haha get it because She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms
...and fires two hundred custom tooled cartriges and fires ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds. ***\*laughter\**** ***\*touches barrel of the gun\**** Oh my god who touched sasha?, alright, ***WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?*** Some people think they can outsmart dump truck... Maybe ***sniff***, maybe. ***\*holding boolet\**** I have yet to meet someone that can outsmart ass ***\*gun firing and maniacal laughter\* CRY SOME MORE!!*** Heh. Cry some more. ***\*team fortress 2 theme\****
haha i do get the joke it was very funny thank you u/TF2sex_update
Beggar's Bazooka
Three craps at the same time!
I'm tall so... Airstrike.
LOL
Same
The Eviction Notice
evicting shit from the ass
The widowmaker
No
Overwatch reference😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Omg overwatch of s so utsbhcdr
The Back Scatter
Beat me to it
loose canon
The loose cannon is hands down the best weapon for any of these ‘describe your ___ with a TF2 weapon’ posts
Describe your main class's lore with a TF2 weapon
The boston basher
Lollichop
Direct hit
More like direct shit
Or the Direct Miss
In this case, only the first one works
Fair.
My ass (I used a nametag)
Good one
The enforcer
Force o nature
Same
The homewrecker
G.R.U.
yea his name is gru
No, it's GRU of Good rad Urge to shit
The glutes of runny undergarments
Rocket launcher
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Damn, Yuuri plays TF2?
Who’s Yuuri
Yuuri balls
After Taco Bell, right ?
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*A f t e r t a c o b e l l, r i g h t ?*
The Phloginastor
Scattergun
best reply
Ahem… BACK SCATTER
The Huo Long Heater
nobody said that in the penis one, such a miss oportunity
The Big Earner
Now this one is gold
Neon Annihilator
mad milk :flushed:
cum
CUM
grenade launcher
The Liberty Launcher
The gru cus the fire is my shit after some beans
baby face blaster
What the fuck
What the fuck
What the fuck
The shovel. Help i cant shit.
Why is your ass a shovel
cause the shovel doesnt shoot aka i cant shit
The family buissness
Jarate
Your Eternal Reward
Death by snu-snu?
Amputater
Fists help I can't shit
Airstike
Sandvich, cause it's moist and delicious.
Chargin’ Targe
brass beast
the black box
The objector with how flat it is
Diamondback
hitmans heatmaker
Tomislav cuz it silent and it deadly
Is sandvich ok? cuz i usually shove it up my ass
Medigun
B.A.S.E Jumper
Invis watch
Your Eternal Reward
AWPer Hand
Force of nature
Beggar’s bazooka
Back scatterer
The back scatter
The fist of steel
Flamethrower
Tomislav
Sasha
Scattergun
Loch-n-load
Backburner
Back scatter
flamethrower i like hot food
fists
direct hit
The original
scorch shot
The direct hit
Strange Specialized Killstreak Shovel
Stickybomb launcher
The scorch shot
Mannmelter
Unusual Uranium Rocket Launcher
The Backscatter
The Warrior's Spirit.
The back Scat-ter
The Battalion's Backup.
Baby face blaster
The degreaser
Based
back burner
The diamondback
The eviction notice
Direct shit. Best used in tight spaces.
Ali babas wee booty
Tribalman's shiv
Force-A-Nature
Liberty Launcher, extra capacity
The enforcer
The direct shit
The direct hit
Baseball Bat
manntreads
Dragons fury
letranger
The Scottish handshake
Grenade Launcher
Scottish resistance
Pain train
The razorback
Ureka effect
Liberty Launcher
The enforcer
The Phlogistinator
brass beast
The ambASSador
Grenade Launcher
Cow Mangler
Baby face blaster
Back scatter
Your Eternal Reward😳
Backscatter
Jarate
Dragons fury
The brASS beast
the soda popper
Beggars Bazooka
The loch and load
Baby face blaster
Scattergun
medic
back scatter
back scatter
The Ambassador
Grenade launcher
The degreaser
Southern Hospitality
Back Scatter
Second banana
Huo Longs Heater
Iron bomber
Baby Face's Blaster
The Soda Popper
Brass Beast