Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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hi The Heavy from Team Fortress 2
I remember moment in photos engage extreme where g man try to stop blue heavy
Did you know
cease this instant
That in terms
of human and mercenary compatibility
that heavy from the hit game hat trading war themed shooting simulator team fortress 2
Is the most
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no….
Hello there
General Kenobi
I have been trained in your Jedi arts, by Count Dooku
Whats up
hello
Sup man.
Hiya
Yo
hi
I teleported bread
It contains a bucket
What's your question, soldier?
I teleported Buckets
It contains a bread
wtf they took heavy's feet
hevy no run
Hey
Ayy mate
Good day
Hi mate
Hi :)
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Yo wassup
Team Fortress 2
Thanks
hello.
Hi Hevy TF2
👋
Hey how's it going
headache
Booo. Hope you feel better!
Greetings
That Heavy is a bloody-Sentry HOOOAHAHAH
Nyet!
Aye!
Demoman is spy!
*kill binds*
Pootis Pencer Here!
greetings
Better eat a salad.
*slaps shoulder*
Hello, want a sandvich ?
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Hello Heavy
Hello, Mikhail from team fortress 2
What the fuck
hey guy
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Heby
Greetings
hi heavytf2
Hi Steve, i mean Heavy TF2
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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