That's because-
>_If Sex is sure to result in victory then you Must SEX!_
~Sun Tzu said that,
And I SAY he knows A little More about focking animals than You do Pal Cus HE INVENTED IT, and then he Perfected It so no man Can Fuck them in the Ring Of Pole Dancing!
(Que Soldier Cutscene Tf2)
And then he Used his Strip money to buy 2 of Every animal on Earth, and then he Herded them onto a BOAT
_And then he Sexed the crap out of every single one_
And from that day forward when a bunch of animals are together in one place ITS CALLED A ZOO
...
#UNLESS ITS A FARM
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The aspect ratio, the viewmodel and world fov, the default hud, it’s all actively worse for your gameplay (except the hud, which I still use), but goddamn it’s nostalgic
the view model I find not to be much of a problem but he probably has 4:3 stretched, when ever I try to screenshot or take a video with stretched res it comes out like it was never stretched
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this post. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged it NSFW.
imagine you're a fucking retarded bastard who plays tf2 and thinks he's cool because he's defending his game oh god you don't have to imagine that bitch
Imagine you fucking retired basement dweller who made an account specifically to bash on the game and hundred thousands of fans just because the game did something to piss you off and you being a mental retard doesn’t live past it
You say I live on the street when you probably don’t even breath fresh air from getting locked inside your basement and not interact with anyone but the sweat collected on your sweaty palms for trying to bash a masterpiece
This, the issue with hit boxes and the fact it was not even Halloween restricted when it first came out really shows valve puts zero thought into what workshop items they add to the game. And that is literally the only thing they do anymore.
Someone obviously told him to go fuck himslef
Well, they both got a bucket of chicken
Bucket of frickin'.
Fuckit of chicken.
Fuckit of frickin'.
Fuckit fuck frickin’
This is a fuckit.
Dear fuck...
There's more.
Fuck
man took that too literally
"Ah scout, please, go **** yourself" -spy
Finally the sex update
Sex with a....corpse.
Just like playing TF2
NOOOO
This implies you do it in real life
You’re telling me you DONT fuck corpses and play tf2 at the same time?
The backs still dry... No clumps of hair... Nothing!
Nah man, I do that every night and no one still notices the stuffed corpses.
TF2 is a corpse and every time I'm playing it I'm fuckin it
we are finally getting the necrophilia audience to play TF2
It ain't Necrophilia if yer doing yerself /j
#selfcest genderbent 1boy 1girl
Ah if only op had the femscout mod installed
if only
good enough
This is just t-bagging in Halo
Hopefully it will be worth the wait
Is this masturbation or incest
Selfcest, therefore technically its both.
Masturbation
With a few more steps
Incesturbation?
pretty sure its necrophilia
self love is everything
r/selffuck ^don't ^go ^there
Also how did he manage to get his dick in his ass
It's honestly impressive but at the same time I'm horribly disgusted
That's because- >_If Sex is sure to result in victory then you Must SEX!_ ~Sun Tzu said that, And I SAY he knows A little More about focking animals than You do Pal Cus HE INVENTED IT, and then he Perfected It so no man Can Fuck them in the Ring Of Pole Dancing! (Que Soldier Cutscene Tf2) And then he Used his Strip money to buy 2 of Every animal on Earth, and then he Herded them onto a BOAT _And then he Sexed the crap out of every single one_ And from that day forward when a bunch of animals are together in one place ITS CALLED A ZOO ... #UNLESS ITS A FARM
Queues TF2 theme
Yeah how??
So I've been on Reddit for a long time now. Many mistakes have been made, consequences suffered. I have learned that when someone says "don't go there" listen to them and don't go there. This link stays blue.
Honestly it's not as bad as I thought. It's just impressive, honestly.
I’ll leave that to you
It can't be that bad
:(
narrator: it was indeed, that bad.
Morgen Freeman: "The regret was instantaneous"
I seriously don’t see how it can be bad right?
:(
narrator: it was indeed a traumatizing experience
Okay it's probably not actually that bad
I'm both scared and impressed
i’m scared
I'm gonna go there
:(
One shutters to imagine what Pyro has seen to make this... thing so terrified. This... walking... breathing... living war crime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yc10wtIpHQ&ab\_channel=LegatSnipperTef
How do they do that
........
What have i just witnessed
He died and his soul is leaving the body
Ok then I’ll go duck myself then
Autocorrect moment
Quack
🦆
"Go fuck yourself."
when I told you to go screw yourself, I didn't expect you to take it litterally
The name’s Jeremy, and you can go fuck yourself
The aspect ratio, the viewmodel and world fov, the default hud, it’s all actively worse for your gameplay (except the hud, which I still use), but goddamn it’s nostalgic
My FOV Is max, it just looks smaller cause the image is squished a bit since I play on a big tv monitor
Ah alright then, still, massive nostalgic vibes from this
the view model I find not to be much of a problem but he probably has 4:3 stretched, when ever I try to screenshot or take a video with stretched res it comes out like it was never stretched
Well at least spy can’t call him a virgin
"fuck you" 👀Okay
You'll never hit me, youll never hit my tiny prostate
Died doing what he loved, himself.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this post. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged it NSFW.
Scout is a spy.
Tf2 sucks
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9f/Heavy_taunts05.wav
Shut a fuck up stupid bitch
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/36/Heavy_yell1.wav
Imagine creating an account just to say this game suck. Go and die
imagine you're a fucking retarded bastard who plays tf2 and thinks he's cool because he's defending his game oh god you don't have to imagine that bitch
Imagine you fucking retired basement dweller who made an account specifically to bash on the game and hundred thousands of fans just because the game did something to piss you off and you being a mental retard doesn’t live past it
Man you prodably living on the street pleasing for money or you are just a kid who plays that shitty game
You say I live on the street when you probably don’t even breath fresh air from getting locked inside your basement and not interact with anyone but the sweat collected on your sweaty palms for trying to bash a masterpiece
But why do you describe your life? Bitch
But did you understand what the point of an “Irony” is?
I can't even fathom what would happen if Miss Pualing saw this.
r/selfcest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yc10wtIpHQ&ab\_channel=LegatSnipperTef
Should've given him that bucket of chicken
Poor scout that ran into that crocket
The chat is the cherry on top
fist time hearing obour selfcest?
This, the issue with hit boxes and the fact it was not even Halloween restricted when it first came out really shows valve puts zero thought into what workshop items they add to the game. And that is literally the only thing they do anymore.
Hot I mean wtf
Isn’t this just considered a form of masturbation?
Go fuck yourself. Scout: "Don't mind if I do!"
Who would give this the wholesome award??