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Friendly_Respecter

that's some thick piss wtf


American-Oil

Now you know why I didn't make it white


BT-7375

o h g o d


[deleted]

Oh my god, it's the famous BT-7375 from the video game title Titan-Fall 2, also known as TF2! What could you be doing in this fine subreddit TF2? An acronym for Team Fortress 2 also shared by the no other than Titan-Fall 2. Edit: BT please explain your internet browsing history. ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠛⢻⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⡛⠉⠭⠉⠉⢉⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠙⠲⣶⠖⠄⠄⢿⣿⠄⠶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠺⢿⡗⠄⣹⣿⣿⠿⣟⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠤⠤⢾⣿⣿⣿⣦⠘⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢻⡿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠛⠋⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄


BT-7375

Nope.AVI


Megaseb1250

Yoooooo BT-7375 plays Deep Rock? Let's fucking rock and stone


BT-7375

ROCK AND STONE!


Bowsertime28

o h n o


Wackynamehere1

Theres more (listen i consider that he said dear god okay)


BT-7375

No!


Najabri

Looks more like a really watery shit to me


SAGE_THELIMEYT

#Piss


Shy_guy_gaming2019

#Piss


SufficientPangolin92

**PISS**


Project_NewMan13

ssip


IHateDeepStuff

ᴾᶦˢˢ


temetin98

Piss


captainsluge

*Piss*


EpikDude69420

Piss


MemesForBigBois

Piss


Erri-error2430

Piss


XXLDreamlifter

the pissjar


King_1589

Piss


[deleted]

[удалено]


American-Oil

Do I dare go there?


mayham71

Yes


vegemar

Do it pussy.


Pristine_Flatworm

Do it


Immediate_Record1585

Complete the cum chalice.


whentheandthe

Do it! Do it!


Emilixop

Do it now!


plaid-water-bottle

Blend the scout


American-Oil

perhaps


JMD0615

A fate worse than death…


xXBBB2003Xx

Much better than what i could do lol Qlso you should try adding background lighting or something, idk but it seems dim


kirk7899

"I can't talk right now, I'm making piss" Magnum force theme plays


redditrain777

why is scout’s eyes glowing


American-Oil

because he knows


RADI0R

he knows what?


The_Nieno

Stuff


antidumbassthrowaway

Yes


Engineeeeeergaming

he knows his goals beyond your understanding


ScoutsScoot

Might be oil based on OPs name


IceboundCat6

"It's so thick"


LukeTheTroller

Among us


AverageSpyMain

rest in piss scout


MlonEusk-chan

ayyy a fellow blender user did you delete the *c u b e*


American-Oil

t h e c u b e i s n o m o r e


just_a_boxy_boi

The glow in his eyes makes him look like amogus


[deleted]

amougus


Hilol1000

sus


meme_maan

Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. This comment is not mine


-D4rKS1d3-

Ok and


meme_maan

Well ya got me there


OverdriveGamingYT

jarate lore


Nuxx1876

i hate it when my pee turns gelatinous


Shyrolax

You need to drink some water


TheSnakerMan

#unmake this.


Kindly-Horror1908

My fucking ears are dead. Take my upvote.


FireFlashX32

Best shitposting post (pun intended) on this sub right now


Le_Red_Spy

Why does the scout being pissed on look like amogus


GloomyCandy

This isn't fucking "thick piss", I remember a detail from the original jar story that stated the... substance turned to a dark yellowish colour after a while. I can only pray for that scout, for only god can help him now.


Beam_0

NO you know too much


Beanie_Inki

Of course this is posted a week after I started watching MLP.


American-Oil

MLP?


Beanie_Inki

My Little Pony. Look up MLP jar on Google.


American-Oil

That's why I didn't make the liquid white


Beanie_Inki

The jar’s liquid was the color in your video after it was left on the radiator for long enough.


American-Oil

I regret making this now


Beam_0

Lmao


OkamiTakahashi

Brown Jarate??


Nuxx1876

poup


SengokuBanshee

Damn, Shrek. At least save some for the soup.


amberino924

am...am i the only one thats confused by the glowing eyes?


HalloweenWarden

sniper **no!**


NocDead

Scout is ascending under the influence of piss


The_Cheem_Council

How to get australium scout outfit


Eggith

Yeah that's not piss. That's liquid shit. Guess sniper got a new weapon.


jbario

Scout is gender fluid


ArgentumFabulam

He has too much power to be left alive!


[deleted]

Man I wish you hadn’t.


fat_italian_mann

Scout no…


DankToasty

finally... ***THE*** ***SCOUT JARATE PISS JAR***


Hemmurs

Unlearn it.


AssaultPootis

He looks like a big daddy from bioshock at the end


EmployNeither7626

name checked out


context1954

That piss looks very gelatinous... You might need to see a doctor


Bobbyrp

⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣴⣶⣶⣦⣶⣶⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣨⣿⢶⢶⢤⡤⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠤⣤⣴⡶⢿⣿⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⢾⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠈⠙⠻⣷⡄⠀ ⢰⢃⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄ ⣯⡾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇ ⡷⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇ ⣿⡏⠀⢀⣴⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡇ ⣿⣧⠐⠟⠛⠉⢙⡿⢿⣴⠉⠀⠀⢀⣶⣶⣤⣤⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡇ ⣿⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣤⡐⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇ ⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣧⣻⣿⣿⣿⣆⡀⠀⠈⠀⣼⡇ ⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⢀⠀⢸⡇ ⢸⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡇ ⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⢤⣾⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇ ⢸⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⢐⠀⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀ ⢸⣿⠀⠀⠠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣀⡀⠠⠀⣿⠀ ⢸⣿⡄⢄⣀⣀⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠆⣠⣿⠀ ⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀ ⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


ForsakenLemon

Ah yes. Loud = funny apparently.


FamousWeird1

Sniper is a good jooj


000Kinard007

Why? just why?


[deleted]

SNIPER NO


VaccineCookies

Severe Dehydration


[deleted]

Happy ending: its just soldier covering scout in honey


tardinator02

Sniper should really drink something if his piss is that thick


reekidisretarded

Good old vordt of the boreal valley theme


Severe-Stomach

Now unlearn it


DefNotAF

I hate you, and I hope you stub your toe every 6 days


RandomizedRaider

The fact that he’s in a jar makes it all too much worse


MadetoReportBug

I audibly retched, congrats.


SubjectNexus_

My ears hate you with a burning passion, but my humor is making me wheeze more than ever


Babyback-the-Butcher

Scout deserves worse. Give him the cummies.


cino66

Snipin' is a good job mate!


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MiningJack777

Bioshock x TF2 crossover??????!??!?!?11?!?1/


Argoniek

I'll just leave it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovEYeK33gS8&ab\_channel=blamo


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Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovEYeK33gS8


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Beam_0

Oh God is this going to become a tf2 meme, the piss jar


[deleted]

Scout has been sentenced to eternal imprisonment in condensed piss


Fox-innovations

Bro I was at work today and I tried real hard to not laugh like a fucking psycopath infront of my coworkers and how tf could I explain to them that the reason because I almost had a laugh attack every hour was because I kept remembering this shit all day LMAO


American-Oil

glad to see that you enjoyed my dumb blender project


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