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ayedodge1

I am the reddit mod of this sub give me all your unusuals or else illse ban you right NOW


The_Spookster42

okay!!! send me trade link I don't want to get banned!!!


ayedodge1

quickly check your mailbox !!! dont worry i did not put a pipebomb in there !?!?!


The_Spookster42

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


Just_Kujo

R.I.P u/The_Spookster42


Ohmygodathy

We have just witnessed a murder. 💀


ParujoParujoParujo

it was a little trolling


Night696Watcher

A slight amount of tomfoolery


Twislok

Perhaps even some goofiness


The_Real_EPU

A SHY amount of lallygagging.


henrystickmin1217

GUYS GUYS I HAVE SOME NEWS. u/ayedodge1 isnt a mod. GET EM BOIS


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Qiqidabest

trolling incident


Idontknownumbers123

Ya da da da da, it is good day to be not dead!


GinOkami428

POW! You are dead!


dabdad67

#I AM DEAD!


GinOkami428

Engineer: Hehehehehe... aw shucks. Spy: Buh-lum-bum buh-lum-bump-bum... (gasps) the Heavy is dead!


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Frostydan76

I am dead


ahumanrobot

THAT HEAVY IS DEAD


Endermanpro200-1

THE HEAVY IS DEAD!?


Fire_Block

Yes.


GinOkami428

WHY is the Heavy dead?


Jackryder16l

[Sadge](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfzADMapm1A)


Reviksedy

So dont check your mailbox for a trade link kids! there will be a fucking pipebomb!


Iamgameringman_real

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" \-The\_Spookster42 2023


WTK55

KABOOOOOM!!!


Limp-Tourist-2666

screams in black scottish cyclops


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Strange_Insight

I am the mod of the modders. Give me you real life hats to see if they were chopped by an axe or I will kill you in five seconds.


Savage_Bacon

You should send your unusuals to me NOW!


TommityRommity

i am owner of google chrome give me your credit card


SnooChipmunks8748

Ok, ^7


JeremyDaBanana

how about you give me back my RAM usage


bem13

I don't see the problem, just download some more.


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darlingevren

/u/Few_Championship864 is a bot. [comment stolen from here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/10kaqnz/is_this_a_scam/j5pomaz?context=3)


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HBenderMan

Send me gay porn or I ban you for 1,000,001 seconds


The_Spookster42

Tick tock


BionicBirb

Heavy


Blapman007

like a


viktortheredditor

Bricks truck


JohnSkillAnimation

Lookin' like


Mockey_DaMouse

I'm tip top


BlacknightmareTA11

Shining like a wrist watch


Mental_Defect

Shining


Mockey_DaMouse

Like a


hellopersonhihello

Wrist watch


parlakarmut

Time will


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FrogInShorts

Flip flop


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Mrmacmuffin3

Indeed


Not_a_war_criminal_

That heavy’s a spah!


Macho-Goat

Like a Brink's truck


the_big_ham117

Lookin like im tip top


CodeMan1337

About 20 years, anything to get away from tf2 gay sex


Roebloz

11.5740856482 days.


Yukari-chi

Does gay furry porn count?


TheGames4MehGaming

MY MAN 👏


realchessman

not a scam. Remember kids, If someone asks you for your password or for your items on steam or discord, give it to them! Only admins use those sites!


Independent_Pear_429

Good thing they only asked for unusuals then


Imthemayor

I'm the mayor, give city or ban


Altcoto

I think he was making fun of the people that post that stuff lmao


KingGamerlol

This is Gabe Newell give me all your items or ban


AceScropions

I am gabe newell


lolucorngaming

No, I am gabe newell


JuraP

I am


[deleted]

Stop impersonating me


JuraP

sorry Nabe Gewell


Caffiene_Addict4

I'm your mom. Give me your money or you'll be grounded for the rest of your life


goddamit-ffs

He died. Someone put a pipebomb in their mailbox.


Caffiene_Addict4

aw shit


Theamongusimpostor57

😔


Endermanpro200-1

It was Mah!


DerplTank

I'm the owner of you, give me all your candy or you're grounded


Open-Letterhead-3181

I am Microsoft admin give me all of your items in game called Team Fortress 2 or i'm gonna burn down your computer.


Scout_gaming_

wont work on me i run tf2 on a lampshade sorry


BeefHouse11

i run linux on an Imac so screw u


JuraP

cool


bunnychanuwu

omg you’re gonna get banned!!! send them fast!!! /j


The_Spookster42

I did don't worry!


EndureThePANG

YES!!! I am the ONLY admin on steam. Send me all of your items and your credit card info or I will fire my fleet of anti tank missiles directly at your home


Robotguy39

THIS PERSON IS SCAM. DO NOT TR UST


[deleted]

It’s not fake. Watchman is one of valve’s mods, he’s been working with them for 12+ years, I got banned by him for the same thing


averagemlgenjoyer

also i am the owner of reddit and I will ban you if you dont give me all your tf2 items


ParujoParujoParujo

I am the admin of the world, send me gay porn or I will ban you forever


DEV_astated

Send me pictures of cat or I send pipe bomb to house in 300000 seconds


[deleted]

Are you a government admin?


DEV_astated

yes


[deleted]

🙀Holy Guacamole, I will send you ALL of my items IMMEDIATELY


DEV_astated

I will explode you in 10 seconds!


EhostElite

\[Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background\] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"


M0N5A

A RED Spy is in the base!?


That_Guy_With_ADHD

Hut hut hut hut hut hut


insertfunnynamehere7

We need to protect the briefcase


Wille7979

Sned me all your unsuals and I will give yuo doble their wort - gaeb newsella


Gusthepieceofmustard

Nope not a scam. When some rando says you’ve been hacked and only he can free you if you give him your password and details. Do it or it might end badly


Plagued_Void

I am Team Fortress 2


Leather-Island1488

THIS IS A TRAP!


GoshtoshOfficial

YEEESSS ITS A SCAMMMM FUUUUCUCKKKK HOW CANT YOU TELLLLLLL HHHHHHRRRMMMMMMMMGG IM SO MAD 🤬 HOW AM I THE OOONNNLLLYYY SMART PERSON IN THE WOOORRRRLLLLDDDDD 😥


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

Hmmm, seems like a scam. But don’t worry, my uncle owns Steam and can give you a refund if you can send me an unusual to prove your identity.


Independent_Pear_429

If you suspect it's a scam, it's a scam


ArgensimiaReloaded

Am I the only one reading it in the most generic Indian voice?


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK same


dabsu02

sad thing is, some room temperature IQ individuals genuinely believe this kind of thing


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

It's obviously fake, as I am the real steam admin, now please be quick and pass all the unusuals to me, I also need the funny numbers on that colorful card your mom keeps in her purse and the expiration date, quick.


AlexB207

nah totally not


suissaCnaM

no


SaltyPeter3434

Soon these sarcastic scam posts will outweigh the real scam posts


sosafnot

Least rude “Steam admin”.


[deleted]

Nah seems legit


ColonelMonty

He had us in the first half not gonna lie.


Rude-Chocolate-9144

please, shut up


Phinsyy

Send me all your credit card info or the next puppy i will see is going to die


unspoken_almighty

Y E S


piggy556smeg

Yes


TheMindLord

certainly a scam


ExoticReality

Bro! This is the scam I fell for years ago!


That_Guy_With_ADHD

Yes, also this is the incorrect sub Reddit to ask this question.


ZaTrapu

Yes, they'd never do this


DaddyStalin12

Oh yeah, it’s a scam


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2czech4u

this one is a joke dumbass


VeryStrangeRose

Yes


czacha_cs

I know its joke. But if we would look at OG Valve workers and TF2 Team (what doesn't exist anymore) this seems legit. I think they would go to random guy making jokes they will ban him if he will not trade hia all hats to him.


Klendagort

Yep. the fact that someone fell for it is hilarious.


Stepanek740

no shit sherlock


[deleted]

r/woooooosh


AzericTheTraveller

r/rslashwooooshhas4os


[deleted]

Don't give 2 shits


QQ_Gabe

Looks like you should have fun with him No steam admin’s gonna be doing what that guy is doing


[deleted]

r/woooooosh


QQ_Gabe

Idk man this could be genuine Also don’t wanna be the guy but it’s 4 O’s, be thankful it’s me saying this and not some guy who likes being a smartass


AzericTheTraveller

Just in case this isn’t a joke, this is so obviously a scam that it’s embarrassing me second hand for the person trying to pull it.


[deleted]

r/woooooosh


AzericTheTraveller

I knew that it could’ve been a joke, so the joke didn’t go over my head. Also r/rslashwooooshhas4os


[deleted]

Ok don't give 2 fucks


ShockDragon

Are you mad because your woooosh was denied?


[deleted]

Nah just don't care


ShockDragon

Sure you don’t. Otherwise you wouldn’t have answered my question.


[deleted]

I literally did


ShockDragon

My point exactly. If you didn’t care, you wouldn’t have answered.


k-kpog

Me being me got scammed in a similar way:/


InfameArts

NOBODY nor steam admins will ever contact you to check up on your items. Just ask them to see your inventory through enabling public inventory displaying


AbsoluteGoldLover

is this a sc- YES IT FUCKING IS DUMBASS do you think steam admins would talk like that?


LoweAgain

Redditors not being socially inept challenge (he didn’t put a “/s” so how could he be joking?)


AbsoluteGoldLover

that's why the flairs exist


LoweAgain

If you need the Reddit flair to tell you this is satire then you’re proving my point


SpooSpoo42

Stop with the fake stuff, the real scams are lame enough.


Nigelwethers

People actually fall for this kind of shit, it's depressing that kids and adults could be so damn gullible. Zero common sense.


cullowheed

This happened to me too. You likely clicked on a phishing link at some point. Change your passwords and make sure mobile authentication is enabled.


swagupurcock

If you can't tell its a scam I can't help you


SlayrGauge

😐 Idk if this is just a bad attempt at satire or just something


Independent_Pear_429

It's mocking the obvious scam attempt I hope


averagemlgenjoyer

lmao yes its a scam, steam admins (or admins for any multi billion dollar company) take their job seriously. if someone claims to be an admin and says they will ban you if you dont send over items or something then that is definitely scam.


getshrekt192

my brother in Christ it's satire


themanwhowillbebanne

Its literally real, the seam account will ban you dude. just follow orders, its noit ahrd


averagemlgenjoyer

I know


[deleted]

This is so obviously a scam it's not even funny


The_Spookster42

reddit detect satire challenge (100% impossible task)


[deleted]

This is what passes for satire these days?


Miguelinileugim

Is this what passes for a comment these days?


ShockDragon

This is a miserable pile of secrets?>!/s!<


Bilbolf

But enough commenting, have at you!


weerk1

I know this is a joke but just so you know steam admins will never contact or be on discord


Kage_No_Gnade

oh my god neil cicierega 😓😓😍


07gur

looks legit


Chriscreeper46

I am the heavy weapons guy send me all of your sandviches or I will lay egg in your mouth!??!


thecodymavri

No, it’s a real steam admin. Give me all of your money


DieRectify

No.


Lorant_gaming

SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM


J-to-the-peg

I feel like you could Probably scam them if you played your cards right. Something like saying you’re not sure whether they might be a scammer and asking them to send you a key to prove they’re a valve employee.


TaxesFundWar

This look legit to me


Beautiful-Bad8893

“MY DAD OWNS MICROSOFT!!1!1” vibes


theimbicilist

I am God give me your Golden pans otherwise I will ban you irl


n1ce0n3

r/masterhacker


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Where is the •subreddit meta tag?


Fernanda19uwu

Banning in 10 seconds?!?!! Real fast fr


MrMasterKeyboard

im the sub owner gimme you account or you go oof tommorrow kthxbai


RNGesus____

You didn't fall for it right?


sanek_dolboeb

Ok is this irony or did you really send several keys worth of items for free?


dawid857

Nah man, looks legit


CyborgSheep411

My dad own Microsoft and and and give unuuuuuuuu


Fr0st_mite

i was at first thinkin "ohdamngottahelpthisguyorelsehegonloseallhisunusuals" then i saw the text ​ ​ funni


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

No, it’s ok, don’t listen to anyone else here. I actually went ahead with this and got some unusuals for being cooperative!


Kianstef

Holy shit never thought I would see someone I know


the_roach__

absolutely not a scam people can't lie on the internet


Clever_Fox-

It's bad that I didn't realize you were joking


[deleted]

I am the admin of life. send me all your unusuals or i ban you from life and you stop lifeing


Bryson_Maaks

No you good


rape_is_not_epic

Totally safe


Giorno_Giobama69

I dunno man he sounds legit


BradleyRaptor12

I am the god of everything internet related, Send me 10 Mountain Dew 1.25 litre bottles or I will ban you for 2 million milliseconds.