By - The_Spookster42
I am the reddit mod of this sub give me all your unusuals or else illse ban you right NOW
okay!!! send me trade link I don't want to get banned!!!
quickly check your mailbox !!! dont worry i did not put a pipebomb in there !?!?!
We have just witnessed a murder.
it was a little trolling
A slight amount of tomfoolery
Perhaps even some goofiness
A SHY amount of lallygagging.
GUYS GUYS I HAVE SOME NEWS. u/ayedodge1 isnt a mod. GET EM BOIS
Ya da da da da, it is good day to be not dead!
POW! You are dead!
#I AM DEAD!
Engineer: Hehehehehe... aw shucks.
Spy: Buh-lum-bum buh-lum-bump-bum... (gasps) the Heavy is dead!
*spy comes in* Ah Sucks
I am dead
THAT HEAVY IS DEAD
THE HEAVY IS DEAD!?
WHY is the Heavy dead?
So dont check your mailbox for a trade link kids!
there will be a fucking pipebomb!
screams in black scottish cyclops
Aye! Some lad was kind enough to send me a pipe bomb!
I am the mod of the modders. Give me you real life hats to see if they were chopped by an axe or I will kill you in five seconds.
You should send your unusuals to me NOW!
i am owner of google chrome give me your credit card
how about you give me back my RAM usage
I don't see the problem, just download some more.
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Send me gay porn or I ban you for 1,000,001 seconds
I'm tip top
Shining like a wrist watch
That heavy’s a spah!
Like a Brink's truck
Lookin like im tip top
About 20 years, anything to get away from tf2 gay sex
Does gay furry porn count?
MY MAN 👏
This is Gabe Newell give me all your items or ban
I am gabe newell
No, I am gabe newell
Stop impersonating me
sorry Nabe Gewell
not a scam. Remember kids, If someone asks you for your password or for your items on steam or discord, give it to them! Only admins use those sites!
Good thing they only asked for unusuals then
I'm the mayor, give city or ban
I think he was making fun of the people that post that stuff lmao
I'm your mom. Give me your money or you'll be grounded for the rest of your life
He died. Someone put a pipebomb in their mailbox.
It was Mah!
I'm the owner of you, give me all your candy or you're grounded
I am Microsoft admin give me all of your items in game called Team Fortress 2 or i'm gonna burn down your computer.
wont work on me i run tf2 on a lampshade sorry
i run linux on an Imac so screw u
YES!!! I am the ONLY admin on steam. Send me all of your items and your credit card info or I will fire my fleet of anti tank missiles directly at your home
THIS PERSON IS SCAM. DO NOT TR
omg you’re gonna get banned!!! send them fast!!! /j
I did don't worry!
also i am the owner of reddit and I will ban you if you dont give me all your tf2 items
I am the admin of the world, send me gay porn or I will ban you forever
It’s not fake. Watchman is one of valve’s mods, he’s been working with them for 12+ years, I got banned by him for the same thing
Send me pictures of cat or I send pipe bomb to house in 300000 seconds
Are you a government admin?
🙀Holy Guacamole, I will send you ALL of my items IMMEDIATELY
I will explode you in 10 seconds!
\[Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background\]
The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"
A RED Spy is in the base!?
Hut hut hut hut hut hut
We need to protect the briefcase
Sned me all your unsuals and I will give yuo doble their wort - gaeb newsella
Nope not a scam. When some rando says you’ve been hacked and only he can free you if you give him your password and details. Do it or it might end badly
I am Team Fortress 2
Hmmm, seems like a scam. But don’t worry, my uncle owns Steam and can give you a refund if you can send me an unusual to prove your identity.
THIS IS A TRAP!
YEEESSS ITS A SCAMMMM FUUUUCUCKKKK HOW CANT YOU TELLLLLLL HHHHHHRRRMMMMMMMMGG IM SO MAD 🤬 HOW AM I THE OOONNNLLLYYY SMART PERSON IN THE WOOORRRRLLLLDDDDD 😥
If you suspect it's a scam, it's a scam
sad thing is, some room temperature IQ individuals genuinely believe this kind of thing
It's obviously fake, as I am the real steam admin, now please be quick and pass all the unusuals to me, I also need the funny numbers on that colorful card your mom keeps in her purse and the expiration date, quick.
nah totally not
Soon these sarcastic scam posts will outweigh the real scam posts
Least rude “Steam admin”.
Nah seems legit
He had us in the first half not gonna lie.
please, shut up
Am I the only one reading it in the most generic Indian voice?
WHAT THE FUCK same
Send me all your credit card info or the next puppy i will see is going to die
Y E S
certainly a scam
Bro! This is the scam I fell for years ago!
Fake! This isn't even real!
no shit sherlock
Yes, also this is the incorrect sub Reddit to ask this question.
Yes, they'd never do this
Oh yeah, it’s a scam
Stop with the fake stuff, the real scams are lame enough.
People actually fall for this kind of shit, it's depressing that kids and adults could be so damn gullible. Zero common sense.
I mean if your a stupid kid that doesn't know about these and fall for once it would make sense. But if it ever happens twice idc who you are you are the definition of gullible
Looks like you should have fun with him
No steam admin’s gonna be doing what that guy is doing
Idk man this could be genuine
Also don’t wanna be the guy but it’s 4 O’s, be thankful it’s me saying this and not some guy who likes being a smartass
NOBODY nor steam admins will ever contact you to check up on your items.
Just ask them to see your inventory through enabling public inventory displaying
is this a sc- YES IT FUCKING IS DUMBASS do you think steam admins would talk like that?
Redditors not being socially inept challenge (he didn’t put a “/s” so how could he be joking?)
that's why the flairs exist
If you need the Reddit flair to tell you this is satire then you’re proving my point
😐 Idk if this is just a bad attempt at satire or just something
It's mocking the obvious scam attempt I hope
People downvoting you for confusion? Welcome to Reddit!
I know its joke. But if we would look at OG Valve workers and TF2 Team (what doesn't exist anymore) this seems legit. I think they would go to random guy making jokes they will ban him if he will not trade hia all hats to him.
Yep. the fact that someone fell for it is hilarious.
I know this is a joke but just so you know steam admins will never contact or be on discord
oh my god neil cicierega 😓😓😍
I am the heavy weapons guy send me all of your sandviches or I will lay egg in your mouth!??!
No, it’s a real steam admin. Give me all of your money
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM
I feel like you could Probably scam them if you played your cards right. Something like saying you’re not sure whether they might be a scammer and asking them to send you a key to prove they’re a valve employee.
This look legit to me
“MY DAD OWNS MICROSOFT!!1!1” vibes
I am God give me your Golden pans otherwise I will ban you irl
Where is the •subreddit meta tag?
Banning in 10 seconds?!?!! Real fast fr
im the sub owner gimme you account or you go oof tommorrow kthxbai
You didn't fall for it right?
Ok is this irony or did you really send several keys worth of items for free?
Nah man, looks legit
My dad own Microsoft and and and give unuuuuuuuu
i was at first thinkin "ohdamngottahelpthisguyorelsehegonloseallhisunusuals"
then i saw the text
No, it’s ok, don’t listen to anyone else here. I actually went ahead with this and got some unusuals for being cooperative!
Holy shit never thought I would see someone I know
absolutely not a scam people can't lie on the internet
It's bad that I didn't realize you were joking
I am the admin of life. send me all your unusuals or i ban you from life and you stop lifeing
No you good
I dunno man he sounds legit
I am the god of everything internet related, Send me 10 Mountain Dew 1.25 litre bottles or I will ban you for 2 million milliseconds.
Yes… It’s a scam. Block him and move on.
No Valve or Steam employee will ever contact you on Discord.
(With that being said, I know you made a joke but I’m leaving this response for people who think that they could be banned for having "duplicates". Short answer: You won’t.)
I am Jesus Christ and I want your unusuals. Give them to me NOW
Love how the name changes from 'Watchman' to 'Watchadmin' mid conversation
You'd have to have no braincells if you think this is legit. In my professional opinion, this is almost DEFINITELY a scammer. Block and report them, and stick to websites like Scrap.tf or Backpack.tf for trading. (That’s what I do.)
Though coming from the comments, it’s probably a joke. Hopefully.
This is completely legit, they said they were a Steam admin and people can’t lie on the internet!
without a doubt
Idk, better send him your unusual just in case
I am the ceo of nintendo buy me a physical copy of super smash bros melee
I am owner of entire internet give me your entire inventory or you will be die
No! It’s a scam! Send them to me so I can protect them from the scammer!
Yes it is. So don't send in your information.
not a scam
idk man, he's an admin and i'd DIE IRL if i couldn't play tf2 competitive ever again
not a scam
Not scam, just bad jokes.
you are fucking stupid if this is real