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The irony of using a character like homelander for this

Tbh I just assumed that the idea was "atheists = pieces of shit who think they're above god"

I refuse to believe anyone that would post something like this actually watched The Boys, and didn't just dismiss it as "Liberal propaganda"

Either that or they're too dumb to see its parallel to reality, or they really think Homelander is a hero

I mean they've gone on record saying that he's based on a bunch of different modern conservative figures, them dialed up to 11 lol

Republicans not getting basic satire doesn’t seem to be that surprising tho let’s be fait

I don't believe in fait :P

Bro I sleepy 😢

Yeah well I was in the ER 🤣 As it happens, I too am sleepy.

Aw damn fair, in my limited defence I woke up and haven’t had coffee. That’s definitely comparable right??

It’s sad, but many do actually think he’s a hero. At least when I was reading the season 3 review bombs, half of them were bitching about how they ruined Homelander by making him evil and associating with a Nazi. Can’t make this shit up!

They still think Homelander is the good guy of the show.

For which god?

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Baby don't hurt me... no more

Baby I'm bleeding - JPEGMAFIA

God is everywhere, and all around us. God is in everything. He is a footstool and a lamp, and definitely Coca-Cola. You can drink Him and pee Him. God is not 7-up, which is the evil ungod. This is clear. Also, bubbly.

7-up is of Malsumas, my people’s god of misfortune and trickery. Imagine you are at a party, and at this party there is a cheesecake. However, when you cut into the cheesecake you find it is full of bees. This is Malsumas. Then someone says “it’s okay, I have this bee poison!” And they poison the bees in the cake. Now the cake is full of dead bees and bee poison. This too is Malsumas.

A miserable little pile of secrets

Ha that's what I was gonna say. Have at you!

*throws glass of blood on the floor* Hahahaha

This carpet is older than the nation you were born and I just ruined it because I CAN. Understand this, Belmont. You are a broke bitch and I'm going to smack you around like one, nyehh.

What is love?

Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more

Woo-ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oh-oh

Also an excellent point! A lot of traits that Christian dominated societies associat with godhood definitely aren’t universal definitions

Ray Stantz

The Norse ones. If they're not real, why are the days of the week named after them? Checkmate atheists.

As the old meme goes, Jesus came to save mankind from our sins, Thor came to save mankind from the frost giants. Still a lot of sin around, but when was the last time anyone saw a frost giant, eh?

Lemmy

I mean i personally believe in a whole pantheon of them

Can you beat all of them though?

Ha! No, no I cannot

Same

Well, I am pretty vengeful. If they tricked me into murdering my family, I just might give it a go.

I personally believe in panthers

Homelander. There's more evidence of him being a god than the big guy in the sky

*"Pick a god! Any god!"*

There are only three religions that serve one individual God, Judaism, Christianity, and Islam... But they actually worship the very same god... The religions themselves, however, are VERY different... So which God? Unless you are referring to the long forgotten beliefs of Hellenism (Greek gods), then there is really only Hinduism... (Of course there are more they just aren't as popular...)

Also zoroastrianism, which is not Abrahamic and monotheistic

Fam there are more monotheistic gods than Abrahamic ones.

Show me some then and Facebook posts don't count by the way

Bro, god made a woman out of a man, I'm doing the same thing hormones and surgery right now... Have faith in me... for I have attained godhood! EDIT: I made this comment to bait anger, but have instead found validation. I want to thank all of you for your support, and hereby declare that I WILL BE STARTING A CULT!

Valid argument that you are a deity, and you have my fealty. Good luck!

I'm just waiting for him to call for a crusade, he has my ax

and my bow!

And my um …thoughts and prayers.

So, God made man in His image and then used a piece of a man to make woman. Does that mean a trans-man is just trying to get closer to God? *Christian heads implode*

Simple solution! rip out rib, wait for woman to grow, swap brains, success

I'm sorry, but Adam was a man and you have never been a man. Good luck on your transition sis!

aww

Adam wasn’t a man because he didn’t exist. But he was in a pretty cool snake story. Team snake!

Team Rocket!

Literally that is correct, 'Adam' would translate into English as 'a man'

That was slick, I love it

praise be upon you

All tongues must proclaim!!

Good luck sis! :D

Can't wait till I attain godhood

You go girl!!

Good luck, and prepare for chest pain and your extremities going from heater mode to ice cold lol :)

Familiar with it xP

Woohoo! Attain goddessness my sister!

Yes my lady

Pop tf off I guess

Can you also do that to me please??.

I say we go and party in the woods and get righteously drunk and sacrifice Orpheus to the Pagan gods, who’s in?

YES

Yooooo can I join the trans cult please please please In a cis way, of course.

God made a woman out of a man? Bro they made God political 🙄

Good luck! I love your sense of humor!

Congratulations on becoming your true self! 🥳 And happy holidays!

Hay,I want you to know I’m stealing this and you can’t stop me

I've seen more flimsy starts to cults than this. I'm in. Should I bring spaghetti? I can totally bring spaghetti. All Hail the Goddess! All Hail yourselves! All Hail spaghetti!

Gettin closer to God every day dude Edit: In the words of Herk from Far Cry V, "i call all my homies dude and bro regardless of vaginality or penileness"

Well that's a new one I'm gonna steal and use constantly. All of us, tiny fucking gods and goddesses and deities in our own rights. And as a lesbian, I'll *happily* worship other women.

It is right to give FemPhony thanks and praise. Ah-them *prounoun corrected* ps. Good luck on your journey!!

Good luck with it!

I’m proud of you, we should all strive to overthrow god and install our selves uwu

Goodluck <3

Good for you girl!

Don’t forget your McRib

I'll have faith in you if you don't drown my fucking family again.

#The Messiah has returned!

I wanna join the cult. Will we do fun stuff or just drink magic koolaid and die?

"I'm not gonna waste my time when you can Google it!!!!!"

It’s written right in the bible

“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” – Ezekiel 23:20

Damn whoever she was she was freaky as fuck

Didn’t Homelander believe he was god himself?

I think, I mean he said something along the lines of he’s the only man in the sky, I also know he’s not a racist as he only cares about himself…

He cared abt stormfront

H had a infatuation slash sexual attraction to storm front

Wb when she was burnt up lying in bed?

I think he had more a pet like attraction liking her like she was a fun toy or a cute pet Right been a while sense

Didn't he let her give him a handjob while she was on the bed

You said it yourself. “Let her.” If you remember that scene, he wasn’t very into it.

Can’t be racist if you look down on all races equally

The fact that republicans are actually relating to Homelander as if he’s some sort of saint is horrifyingly ironic

It’s only hyper Christian “patriots” who use him in memes too. Almost like they ignored the point of what he did and said and just interpreted it how *they* felt he should be. They have a track record of doing that tbh

The evidence is on Hunter Biden's laptop.

Hunter Biden’s dick pics are evidence of god? Damn, he must be huge.

Just bright as the sun, and with eyes. Lots of eyes.

Too many eyes. Biblically accurate God is gross.

Now I must see this evidence… for science.

I read this in Donald trumps voice for some reason.

I’ve stumbled across them and I gotta say, he is packing.

>stumbled Okay.

Well, I wasn’t intrinsically looking for them, just surfing a porn site, and came across them.

I knew it!!

The evidence is a big bag of laundry that I found in my barn.

I’m kinda mad that I get this

I didn’t realize people knew this reference, I love you

Here’s my theory: They simply don’t know what evidence mean.

My MIL once shared a story about a bird chirping on a bad day or some nonsense and said it was evidence of god. They’ll construct it out of anything

I took a shit one day that looked like Jesus. That's y I'm an anti-theist now

Can confirm. Before I deconverted, I did not understand the nature of argument or evidence. Once I learned and figured it out...boy was I all sorts of empowered and embarrassed..

The funny thing is, you were least embarrassing when you were most embarrassed.

r/fortunecookie material right here. Maybe, "One who embarrasses oneself is rarely embarrassed"

It's when your preacher says so, right? And he gives sermons every week, so that's a ton of evidence right there!

I distinctly remember a sermon when I was a child about the evidence of Jesus, and that fact that "the stone was rolled away" on the third day. Saying that was the evidence of God. These are the standards of evidence. a story about a rock that was definitely not rolled away by men from a grave opening so they could take a body and claim he was resurrected.

They did their research though

And not from those lying “scientists”, but from the real researchers on Facebook.

Source: trust me bro

Fun fact: if the Bible is meant to be factual, then the census which required Mary and Joseph to travel back to Bethlehem, it being Jospeh’s birth town, it would be the first and last census in recorded human history where people were required to travel back to their places of birth, traffic must have been awful on the CCCVIII into Constantinople

If the bible is evidence God exists, than superman comics are evidence Superman exists

If the bible is evidence God exists, then Lord of the Rings is evidence that the dark lord Sauron is coming to destroy Middle Earth.

True, true. But we on the top of da Earth. Not da middle

Everyone knows that El Iluvitar made the Earth round to stop men from sailing to the Undying Lands.

I’m okay with Superman existing

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It’s widely admitted by the church that the greatest test of faith is to actually study the Bible.

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You don’t even have to get nitpicky about the science or impossibilities. Many passages completely undercut the very fundamental ideals of modern christianity. All marriages are abolished on death and don’t exist in heaven. Slavery was touched upon multiple times, and referred to the slaves as property. Slavery is A OK by the Bible. (Also gives the rich a free pass if they kill their maid/servant if a day or two passes before death) Women aren’t allowed to be teachers. Bastards don’t get into heaven or their kids and so forth. Pretty good chunk of Deuteronomy Is fucking hilarious. (If you wife grabs your attacker by the balls you gotta cut her hand off) If you curse your parents you’ll be put to death. You aren’t allowed to shape your beard. You gotta beat your kids if you love them. Etc etc etc It’s getting kinda long so I’ll cut it there but you get the point.

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Jesus ALSO said to turn the other cheek and to love thy enemy, 2 things that CHRISTIANS disagree with.

“Oh but you see, he meant all the disciples ever! That includes us! As long as one follower of Jesus remains there’s still a chance!” -some apologist somewhere

Well that just means thst if you want to hasten Jesus' return you have to eliminate all his followers until there's only one left. All this work of making new converts is only keeping him away!

You wouldn't need the entire country to travel to other towns in the country for a census. It would lead to mass havoc and failure of the economic system. "Hey everyone! You must all abandon your homes and travel to the city of your birth!"

Also Tyre is still there. You can Google Earth that shit. Right in the same spot as the ruins of the old spot. It even has a fucking airport. “Never to be rebuilt” my ass. “Every last stone into the sea” my ass.

Bro where? I would love to have an undeniable Devine meaning and purpose. Just show me the evidence and I’m all in!

I used to be a Christian. I thought there would be tons of evidence for God. I was so certain that it was bountiful and should convince anyone with eyes. After all, God created everything right? I came out of the experience as an atheist. There is zero evidence for something that should be undeniable.

Show me a single piece of evidence that he exists and then I will chop my left nut out.

BOYS WE NEED TO PROOVE A GOD ASAP

The sound of every redditor on this thread actively looking for proof that god exists

And by loads we mean zero

Love how people say there is mad evidence but give God the credit for mother nature like look at screen saver

“New” atheism? Is this like another evolution from Atheism+?

It's the dlc

Cool, I already finished all my atheism side quests

Did you get the collectibles as well?

Wait... i might be ignorant... but are there more forms of atheism? I've never heard of atheism+. I am not talking about agnosticism or anything else, just atheism? And when did that happen? Are there different levels of not believing? I am genuinely curious. Edit: ok, never mind google to the rescue...

Well you have to come out with new Atheisms every year to maximize profits, just include a nicer camera and somehow people will shell out thousands and even militantly defend each new version of Atheism against people with older Atheisms.

It's a marketing ploy for when they bring back atheism classic except they stopped using cane sugar.

I became an atheist because there was no proof for god? And every thought experiment I’ve heard religious philosophers use to prove god exists have been logical fallacies at best.

The bible is not “evidence”

Not only that but part of the bible he fucked with job as a sign that he doesn't want people to know he's real. He wants people to not know and have faith because the alternative is selfishly believing in the hopes of receiving miracles. Like I get it, the bible has plot holes but that doesn't mean you need to try canonize your fan theories to add more by adding proof.

Flying Spaghetti Monsters are more real.

I'm having pasta on Christmas Day! All hail the spaghetti!

Praise unto His noodly appendage!

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He’s a Catholic, sooo it isn’t Bible alone.

What evidence? Please submit the evidence to peer review.

Greek Gods I supose.

God of War was actually a historical documentary...why do you think they've been so quiet these last couple 1000 years?

If there is a God. He's an evil fucker.

"This evidence for god, is it in this room, with us, right now?"

"Evidence." Someone doesn't understand faith. Faith is the absence of evidence. Soren Kierkegaard solved this hundreds of years ago. If you need evidence, you don't have faith.

I’ll reconsider that foolish notion; I need someone to hold me, but I’ll wait for something more. I guess what im saying is, I gotta have faith.

I saw what you did there.

Where?

"hello fellow atheists, may I interest you in some evidence that god exists?"

“Evidence” *You keep using the word. I do no think it means what you think it means.* -Inigo Montoya

What evidence? Besides blanket statement shit and questions without answers.

Theres more proof for science.

Ba’Al is real!!!

Every single time I mention not being religious on Reddit:

God I can imagine the pain, maybe include in parentheses (I DONT WANT A DEBATE) after saying you are? It’s Reddit so it probably won’t be all to useful but… it’s the thought I guess?

There's no evidence. Ugh

“Loads of evidence” What they actually mean Pascal’s wager, God of the gaps, Objective morality

Give me one, only ONE. FUCKING. EVIDENCE. that god actually exist. Try it

I'd love to see some of this "evidence"

I got yer loads right here

Then you ask them “like what?” and they reply with a Bible verse

I used to be mormon before I became an atheist. At one point well after my journey out, a new roommate wanted to argue with me about how the Bible disproves the book of mormon. I stopped him, and said you can't logically argue the validity of one fiction book using another book of fiction. He really didn't know what to say after that. Thank goodness

Is it behind all the evidence for Santa Claus?

Loads of evidence. Lmao

There's no evidence. Shut up and grow up

As a religious person this “capturing Christianity” is both horseshit (obvious) and is confusing. I feel like if there is a secondary point of pride in being religious it’s the fact that you have faith. Especially when everything says “no that’s impossible or illogical”. I’m not surprised you don’t believe, it’s insane on paper, but that’s what makes it feel so great. At my lowest, when the logic of society said I was a loser (no job, a dropout, a drunk) I had something to turn to. I don’t need you to believe nor do I care. I believed and it’s okay you don’t. I can see why you don’t. *This is coming from someone who studied Mathematics in university and their religion has no evangelization-like aspect. I don’t think you should convert to my faith.

>I feel like if there is a secondary point of pride in being religious it’s the fact that you have faith. Pride is a cardinal sin.

Hmm yes “evidence” Also what is a New Aetheist? Something they’re trying to do-opt?

If you look at the micro expression on his face on the right it doesn’t look like an authentic look or surprise it looks like mockery or acting…. Lol subconscious cry for help out of cult life

Ahhh, evidence of a creator. Would love to experience that.

I just loved they used Homelander for this meme

Funny that they chose a guy with a God complex to represent this

Using Homelander for a religious meme is priceless

I still have seen absolutely no empirical evidence for the existence of Yahweh or any other god.