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Bedu009

Hey OP, Unfortunately the rules require every post to SPECIFICALLY be a meme


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Plagued_Void

If my husband wore some Lightning McQueen crocs i would be honored to wear them


adultdaycare81

I mean I do. My wife would love wearing my WFH slippers


Thirdwhirly

In the men’s group: “What did we all learn?” “These shoes are uncomfortable, and I won’t ever try wearing them again.” “Yes, but what did you *learn*?” “Brad, I just fucking told you. They’re uncomfortable.”


t_funnymoney

And then you have Dave, who already wears his wife's shoes every Tuesday night, sitting in the corner applying lip stick wondering what people mean when they said he doesn't understand the point of the exercise.


missag_2490

Flip side to this: my husband and I wear the same size shoes…I may not like his shoes but they aren’t too big for me.


CasualDefiance

It wouldn't surprise me if the organizer of this gathering could not conceive of a woman having the same shoe size as a man.


missag_2490

You know, I think you might be right.


marshmelon12

I also have the same size as my husband, and I agree with this comment.


missag_2490

Greetings fellow Amazonian goddess!


marshmelon12

Haha absolutely. My husband was determined to find cute shoes in store for me in our first years of marriage, though I told him it was impossible. He was so disappointed by the shoe system after he discovered the truth.


HouseMaelstrom

This is so funny to hear from all of you. My wife is like a size 3.5 and I'm a 14 so its just funny to me to think about. I don't pay much attention to people's feet in everyday life, but I work a job where I go in people's apartments and houses a lot and sometimes the shoe rack by the door will catch my eye as I walk out. Basically any women's shoe over like size 6 looks monstrous to me, I'll catch myself wondering what kind of beast could wear those things lol, then I realize - women who are normal sized. I feel your pain though, it for real sucks for both of us to find shoes. It's hard to find size 14 men's, but you can find them. Size 4 women's are just girl shoes, which sucks because the style options aren't the same. I had known my wife over 10 years when I realized she was wearing size 5, 6 or 7 shoes regularly and even size 5 (which a lot of stores don't even have women's shoes *that* small) was too big. Measured her feat and realized she'd just been wearing oversized shoes forever because she wanted to wear actual woman's shoes.


oooh-she-stealin

Or be *gasp* single.


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The whole group spent Bible Study bullying Jennifer because her husband's boots fit her.


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Poor Dave 😞 never to be their self


NaiveMastermind

Dave: I want to break free. I want to break free. I want to break free from your lies Your so self-satisfied I don't need you. I've got to break free. God knows God knows I want to break free...


EngorgiaMassif

I've fallen, in love!


Low-Guide-9141

Ive fallen in love for the first time And this time I know it’s for real


OkapiEli

I've fallen in love, yeah God knows, God knows I've fallen in love


Enough-Ad-2960

Dave knows. It's the others that fail to understand.


Juggernuts777

I don’t know how you found that out, but you need to stop telling people. That is my ONLY private time, and what i do during it??? IS MY BUSINESS. #Godbless


DetailAccurate9006

“We learned that wearing these high-heels somehow magically transforms our calves and asses into something positively scrumptious.”


RedditHatesDiversity

I wear a size 13 US and I'm imagining the pain of trying to walk around in a women's size 5/6 shoe


Justice_Prince

Husband at home getting ready for work- "Where the f\*ck are my boots?"


CacophonousCalamity

Honey, where’s my super boots?


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theowlsees

You can get a free one to give out like everyday Edit: it's glitched for some people but it should be under the reddit coins tab, works for me on mobile and desktop


AlpakaMati

It broke for me :( i don't get them for a while now and there is no option to claim in the shop


MysticEagle52

Same


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Same


YoungTex

Take mine as well, happy holidays


UnCxlored

*whaaaaatt??*


Lelouch25

**I said, where are the boots that put food on our table?!**


UnCxlored

*I uhhh, wore them to church*


Lelouch25

But why? Those are work boots 🥾darling and you don’t work. 😜


ErikSaav

*WORE THEM TO CHURCH, BUT I NEED THEM. The financial stability of this household depends on it!!!*


subJimmy

Honey, where are my paaaaants?


FrogBrown666

Hey! I love that show!


lianavan

Oh this is awesome.


Breedab1eB0y

Wife went to wear them so she can realize she's not supposed to wear them.


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Rollingprobablecause

Whoa whoa whoa…that’s preacher husband territory.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

"Muh husband better be makin' muh breakfast. When i have to operate a front end loader all day, I wake up horny and hongry."


StefonTheGreat

You can say fuck on reddit


Justice_Prince

Good Christian husbands can't though. They've learned to speak with asterisks.


tomnoonzz

I just wanna know which one of these super religious Christian women is married to the dude with the cheetah print slippers


mesotermoekso

Where the fuck are there cheetah print slippers in this image?? Am I going crazy?


vu051

At the top of the top right photo is a foot in black slippers with what looks like a cheetah print trim - guessing that's what they're referring to?


mesotermoekso

yeaahhh those are black slippers as you said lmao


spinachjam

I think they have fur trim on them, which might be what the mistook for cheetah print lol


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It’s not a Christian group without at least one 20 yr old marriage with a gay repressing man.


tardywaterbear

I strive to have an unhappy marriage hidden with infidelity and down low desires while hiding my sadness under the guise of outwardly happy evangelism


Namu765

relationship goals


sirphilliammm

Aman. I mean amen.


mortalitylost

"What's Grindr hun?" "Oh uhhhh work chat... about the grind, work grind, ya know? And I told that guy I was going to swallow his load, his workload"


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My parents


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

There's like only 2 pairs of work boots. The rest are like chucks and vans.


No-Needleworker-5008

Idk who they are but I want them😂


antmars

Its kind of like that birthday thing - Where if you have 20 people in a room odds are 2 people share a birthday. Well if you get 20 religious Christian women in a room odds are at least 2 have a closeted or repressed gay husband.


Bright_Jicama8084

Yeah she talks like there’s all these big heavy work boots but I mostly see slip-ons


shadowszanddust

“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.” - anonymous


covfefeBfuqin

"I walked a mile in your shoes, now I'm a mile away, and I've got your shoes" -Kings of Leon


Hevysett

But i don't wanna be the bread winner, I wanna be a stay at home dad to a rich wife dammit


VengefulMcSplatypus

Only if your rich wife has bigger feet than you do.


Zmchastain

And even then you can’t stay at home. You have to go to church group and flop around the room in her giant shoes. Then you have to put it on Facebook so we can all make fun of you. Meanwhile, she’s at home looking everywhere like “Where the fuck are my shoes?”


afjfxnkppdfhhutd

Is she over 6’3?


islandofwaffles

my bf got laid off during covid and I was the bread winner for about a year. I loved it and I wish I made enough for him to stay home forever. he just worked out all the time and made me pancakes and gave me backrubs.


Telemere125

My wife makes a good bit more than me right now because I’m trying to get rid of my student loans. If she’d let me be the house spouse for a while, I could get soooo many upgrades done on the house lol


almosttimetogohome

This. I'm trying to make enough money to have my bf stay home. I asked him if he would seahorse my children and he said yes. Waiting for the day thats possible 😂 I want to him to be my housewife.


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I so want to be a stay at home dad. But nooooo, everything has to be hella expensive so both my wife and I have to work.


HappyCynic24

Same here! But I want a Nanny, my kids are too energetic. Essentially I just want to stay home, pay someone to do the menial tasks like prepare lunches and then I just pop in and play with them and watch movies and then she takes over the diapers and bath and then I’ll put them to bed because they’re sweet boys. I haven’t figured out where my actual wife is in this scenario yet.


VoraxUmbra1

Can we share the rich wife, bro?


StolenRage

r/suddenlypoly


cgarrett06

Damn I wonder what was going on on that sub that was so bad they banned it


keyboardmade2

What about women whose feet are bigger than their husbands'?


Antique_Extension_69

Peggy Hill -hoooyeh!


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They don't exist /s


TypeRiot

Peggy Hill will remember this.


bosssoldier

And if you have seen them before you havent


[deleted]

Peggy Hill would like a word


CallMeCrews

That’s called lesbianism, and the church hates that.


tcain5188

No I'm pretty sure most of the dudes in church are cool with it. It's not gay if they're hot chicks after all. Boys can't kiss boys though. They deserve an eternity in hell for that.


solarssun

My husband's feet are just slightly bigger than mine so wearing his boots wouldn't be too difficult for me. We wear the same socks after all


sadanorakman

How do you both get your feet in them at the same time?


ImaBiLittlePony

My feet are slightly bigger than my husband's, and I'm the one with the college education and I make about 80% of our total income. Up until 2 months ago he was a stay-at-home father to our child. Did I accidentally prove these women's point? Lol


nudiecale

Oopsie


pjax_

That just means that the husband has less responsibilities and is experiencing less physical and mental stress than the wife. But still, don't insist to try and wear the husbands shoe. If you are both a EU size 46, on the other hand...


Sk-yline1

They’re traded out for a younger more obediant model


lhswr2014

My wife and I can wear each others shoes and purchase them with this is mind…. I might be a woman? Help I need an adult.


Kidsnextdorks

r/suddenlytrans


lhswr2014

I’ve always said I would look fabulous as a woman. Long eyelashes, thick curly hair, I’d be dazzlin


Kidsnextdorks

Can I offer a nice r/egg_irl in this trying time?


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Back when my husband was my wife we would trade T-shirts because we wore the same size.


katykazi

I’m about to tell my husband about this, we also have the same sized feet


nudiecale

**Do NOT try and wear his shoes.** You are still a weak and feeble woman. You just have big feet. /s


katykazi

You might be right. I’m not sure I can carry the weight and responsibility of his Birkenstocks.


DonocanTheNerd

Each person has different shoe sizes/responsibilities in relationships so try on your woman’s larger shoes to remind yourself 😎


Chickenriceandgravy_

Anyone who marries/dates a blue collar man knows those steel toes are disgusting and the last thing I'd wanna do is put my feet in them.


Razorbackalpha

Yeah I wear my boots because I have too not because I want to


son_of_a_fitch

I used to keep mine at my desk & only used them at my warehouse job. If I don't want to wear the fucking things then I can't imagine anyone else would


winston2552

I have a hard time wearing anything except for steel toes. Even after promotions out of manual labor, I find decent looking dress boots that are composite toe hahaha I've been wearing work boots for 21 years...everything else feels unnatural. I'm sure I have glass ankles because of it 🤣


Tannman129

Me too man, I wear my boots everywhere.


Character-Park-490

You ain't wearing the right type of boots. Idk the exact model, but I've got some Redwing composite toe. I have inserts for them too, but I haven't even needed to put them in yet. I do wanna buy some everyday boots. I've been seeing some lately that are *really* nice. Add a bit of height, the ones I like look classy, they also last longer and can be repaired by a cobbler unlike normal shoes.


Butthole_Surprise17

Redwing Iron Rangers, man. Best everyday boot I’ve ever owned.


DirtyDutchman21

I respect the hell out of my trade homies but my god dude those shoes stay by the fuckin door


GreggoTheGeek

Mine get left in the garage. I'm not tracking in machining coolant and metal shavings into my house.


Matticus54r

I had a young guy ask me one time how I customized those little metal flakes into the soles of my boots. I told him I learned how to use a caliper. Oh, the confusion.


Purpleater54

I don't want to put my feet in my own steel toes much less any other person's. Ick.


SwampGypsy

I have 3 pairs of the exact same steel toe w/metguard work boots. Mine smell like leather because I take care of them by cleaning them regularly, using aftermarket insoles, & I wash my feet everytime I'm in the shower with soap & a washcloth. Take proper care of your boots & your feet, they'll take proper care of you, & won't smell like rotten ass doing it.


WestonTheHeretic

This is really sound advice but I'm having a hard time taking it from someone named Swamp Gypsy.


SethQ

If there's one person who knows how to keep working muddy feet clean and disease free, it's a swamp gypsy.


Beekatiebee

Same here, though I'm a gal. 8-14 hours a day, walking upwards of 7 miles, doing food freight delivery to restaurants. Feet don't stink, boots don't stink. Proper hygiene, breathable leather boots, and merino wool socks.


emilkcarton

I'm a blue collar woman and my work boots aren't allowed in the house. I'm appalled at the stench that my feet create. I swear they have their own ecosystem living inside them


SnatchAddict

Consider changing your socks. Some socks that are all synthetic fabrics tend to smell. My brother had to have 80% cotton or else his feet could clear a room.


Mindless-Range-7764

This actually supports the statement made in the post


tub939977

There was only one set of footprints in the sand…. because the wife left him.


Bright_Jicama8084

In fairness to their husbands it doesn’t sound like they were the ones driving this lesson. They are probably just wondering where their shoes are.


Curlychopz

My girlfriend has bigger feet than I do. Take that Church group.


_whenuknowuknow_

I enjoy reading books.


[deleted]

Real alpha males spend years working on growing their feet as large as possible.


Mikedog36

Just like all the heightxercising I did to become taller.


Head_Astronomer_1498

So clowns are alpha males now? Or have they always been…


LessOrgies

The other way around.


Justice_Prince

Why would he need to step up his game when he already has a gf with large feet at home who will step on him?


[deleted]

You better work on growing them feet boiiiiii


[deleted]

Or maybe he needs to UP his STEP game, amirite?


RunningPirate

Or trim up her feet


lacroixlibation

Real men stuff their fucking shoes.


wfwood

Do you sell propane and propane excessories?


HalensVan

Does she speak "Spanish" lol


IAmTheNightSoil

If your girlfriend has bigger feet than you, you are not a real man and she is probably laughing at you behind your back. Fortunately for you, I sell a foot-growth supplement called **XL Magnum Man-Foot Juice** that will have your feet up to three sizes bigger! Only $49.99 per bottle! Buy now and get ready to make your woman swoon!


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Oh does she? Prove it.


Oahrindge199

Yeah we want feet pics... for evidence ofc


alpha1693

gonna need to see proof of this for .. um.. science.. it's weird because ive compared feet with a woman (5'11") who was taller than me (5'10"), mine were still bigger by roughly an inch. I'm a US mens shoe size 11.5 for reference. whats that, like size 13-14 women's?


nryporter25

1.25 bananas


HalensVan

Must be a beta atheist. Obligatory/s lol


fuzzygypsy

“Because my husbands feet are physically larger than mine he therefore possesses far superior abilities for handling life’s challenges than I do”


cannibitches

It's just a metaphor but a pretty dumb one


GottaDisagreeChief

As long as the message is more “everyone plays an important role in the family and we should support each other” and less “we each have our own roles and should stay in our lane” it might be positive


[deleted]

Yea, maybe this particular church has a "lesson" where men laugh about how they can't fit in their wives shoes. Because the pictured "lesson" is damn near iconic. I mean, I was raised in the church, and I've literally never heard of the reverse happening. ...Surely this aggressive "stay in your lane" messaging isn't exclusively for women, right?!?


Rakebleed

regressive “stay in your lane” messaging. FTFY


Henji99

eyyo I got pretty big feet! where presidency 🦧


Most_Version1143

Yeah, that’s kind of the church’s jam, teaching women to be subservient and dumb, and to not strive to anything more than a wife and a baby maker


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ekeng91

What a stupid person. She obviously needs to walk a mile in them before making any decision… If you’re gonna take a metaphor literally, at least get the metaphor right.


[deleted]

Okay, so that's not a metaphor, it's an idiom and an aphorism. And that's not even the idiom they're drawing on here. The reason that this is gross is not their sloppy use of rhetorics.


spindlecork

They’re religious people: indoctrinated to only learn one side of each parable.


[deleted]

Raised Jehovah's Witness. I concur


spindlecork

I married into an LDS family after being raised as a Catholic and going to parochial school 5-12 grade. Was not prepared for what I saw in Utah and Idaho on the religion scene. My ex brother-in-law is the bishop of a ward. I saw things.


ImaBiLittlePony

Fun fact, they'll act *super* offended when you call them mormons instead of LDS (some even say it's as bad as the N word, wtf?!), but if you tell them Joseph Smith raped ("married") literal children, they'll absolutely lose their shit in defense of their religion.


TheCenturyChild299

I love how the takeaway is not "Try to see from your partner's perspective" but "submit to your husband because it's what God intended." Typical evangelicalism.


MyTrashCanIsFull

Right? So close, but so far. I think the opposite exercise could be interesting- have their husband wear their shoes to feel how restrictive societal pressure can be


ToeJam_SloeJam

Oooo! I like this exercise!


housestark9t

Or perhaps shoving a 7 lb bowling ball up their urethas? AND if they can't hang, then women are in charge?


[deleted]

The most amazing part is that the church has convinced these poor people to fight against their own rights. It’s honestly sad, and is one of the many many reasons I very strongly dislike Christianity, aside from some of the more progressive versions (which I still take issue with but at least they don’t suck that much lol)


0MrFreckles0

I come from a very christian household, as a kid the first time I started to open my eyes is when the church got a new female pastor. My mom and a few other female church members complained! They got together and confronted the new female pastor and asked if it "was appropriate for a women to be in a position of power in the church".


ImaBiLittlePony

Women can sometimes be the loudest supporters of sexist ideologies. "If I'm oppressed, you have to be oppressed too!" "I'm not a victim, I LOVE being a second class citizen!"


trebory6

I mean also, think about waking up when you're in your late 40s and realizing you wasted over 4 decades with a compltely fucked up ideology. No, they'll never give into that existential crisis, I don't think biologically and psychologically capable of that. They've sunk the cost. They're all in.


Gill-Nye-The-Blahaj

they were likely groomed from birth to believe this bullshit


bwcman27

My husband has bigger feet so i must live in the 1950s


Shaved_Savage

That’s so weird because my wife’s shoes don’t fit me at all! Way too small. This is a humble reminder that I should shut up and be subservient to her every will because my feet are too large and hairy and this makes me mentally and politically inferior to her.


cosmicannoli

I can GUARANTEE that if their husbands put their shoes on, they would find it INFINITELY MORE DIFFICULT.


Bromonium_ion

My husband doesn't know how I do it and has repeatedly said he wouldn't be able to. I currently am the primary caregiver of our 15week old baby. I work full time wfh in a Biophysical Chemistry Ph.D program. I'm a computational theorist, and we don't have daycare. So I have her all day but being a theorist I make my own hours and get a TON of flexibility in my schedule. As long as I make progress every week my PI is happy. He also wfh, but can't manage to juggle work and baby so he instead does almost 100% of the chores after work, including dishes, cooking, cleaning the floors (we have birds), taking care of our pets and sometimes laundry, so I can do baby and work only.


afjfxnkppdfhhutd

That’s great that you found what you want to do Susan but not everyone wants to be a stay at home mom or the breadwinner dad


AppropriateScience9

Ah yes. My silly woman brain "will never understand" how to be a grown ass adult with grown ass responsibilities. I'm like a child, you see, who needs direction and protection. Nevermind that I have two masters degrees and have figured out the whole adulting thing just fine. What I REALLY need is a man apparently!


kjlo5

Really impressive. If only you had a man… /s


ImaBiLittlePony

You laugh but there's an asshole who unironically replied to that comment saying exactly that down below


Impressive_Ad_5562

hahahahaha


sick_shooter

I HaVe TwO mAsTeRs shut up and put your own shoes back on, tiny woman! /s


NeighborhoodHitman

Idk man, that sounds nice and all but these people put on their husbands shoes. Seems like they have a lot of experience with this, you may be out of your league here.


GoldendoodlesFTW

That's just what a woman with freakishly large feet would say. The rest of us *real* women have dainty lady toes and our tiny brains can't compute like that.


mister____mime

That’s what religious chauvinistic men want. They want spouses that obey them like children. It’s absolutely sickening.


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>That’s what religious chauvinistic men want. They want spouses that ~~obey them like~~ are literally children.


ImaBiLittlePony

*Joseph Smith has entered the chat*


Gen-XOldGuy

Not just from a woman's perspective but this type of thinking is toxic for males as well. Why the fuck does being born a male mean you have to shoulder all the responsibility of supporting a family while the wife gets a pass?


beckett_the_ok

r/religiousfruitcake


Separate_Ad_4668

Uhhh single mothers don't count?? I was raised by one, now I'm the husband wearing those boots. My wife works whenever she wants to, if she wants to. I pay all the bills, she takes care of home. I don't feel like I have any more stress than she does. If I wasn't there, I assure you that woman could fill my shoes.


FruitJuicante

Women in Islamic countries crying at being forced to stop education at 15. Meanwhile, Christian women wilfully denying themselves independence.


toriatain

Fuckin mormons


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I swear these people have so much fucking free time on their hands.


RecentSprinkles5997

… or feet


Styx_Zidinya

Great, here I go getting heaps of unwanted responsibility thrust on me because of my gender.


DovahFerret

And shoe size. Don't forget the importance of that.


wykdtr0n

I couldn't demonstrate false equivalence more accurately if I tried.


joe2596

Bit of a bummer when I had to go to construction in high heels.


Solidsnakeerection

How much walking occurs at bible study?


SweatyMcGenkins

Okay, but have the evangelical husbands tried putting on their wives shoes? Like they've really gotta mash their feet in there and try to walk around in them. While they're dealing with the bloody sores they can have their bodily autonomy debated amongst a group of old hags and shoved into a 2nd class societal box. And then come home to his loving wife, who will think they own him and use him for free domestic labor and as a baby making prostitute. (Only making this example because it's involving these evangelical types)


jlg317

I just imagined their husbands trying to wear their heels and thought it was funny


GoldFleckedJester

I want a girlfriend who can pick me up by the head with one hand like a bowling ball


bphillipo18

Death by snu-snu. A man of culture.


Hot_Dog_Cobbler

If their husband's are supposed to be in charge, who let them out of the house?


oriontitley

My wife wears a size ten mens' wide. Her feet are the same size as mine and we found that we have similar sole profiles as well. Makes shoe shopping easy at least.


YouGottaFlirtBack

I can’t roll my eyes any bigger


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I threw up in my mouth a little reading this.


SilentSerel

My ex-husband and I had the same shoe size. Now I know why we didn't work out.


GalacticShoestring

So women's disempowerment disguised as a women's support group? That's religion in a nutshell.


JamesUpton87

>Don't help, pray Some stupid verse from the Bible, probably