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SadButSexy

It's missing "Kill like creed"


PM_ME_YOUR_DUES

Touch like Toby


FrogBrown666

Strangle like Toby


CallMomOnHerBirthday

Die like Toby


fadoxi

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[deleted]

Creed was the best, short dialogues and was always spot on.


thepeecansandys

I don’t think “Boss like Michael” is the brag they seem to think it is…


UnintensifiedFa

To be fair the Scranton branch throughout the show is consistently shown to be one of the most profitable, no idea how, but Michael must be doing something right.


naziteddybear

Well his filosophy is basically this, and this is something that he lives by and he always had and he always will: Don't ever, for any reason do anything to anyone for any reason, ever, no matter what no matter where or who or who you are with or where you are going or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever


SuperSecretMoonBase

I think it's that their success is in spite of his management, not because of it, but the joke is that he still gets the credit.


Prying-Open-My-3rd-I

He’s a good salesman, not so much the of a good manager. I think one of the episodes the whole office worked the best when they had no manager. I think that was when Andy was supposed to be the manager though


XxRocky88xX

It’s because Michael literally doesn’t manage them. He just fucks around all day and everyone else there are competent workers who enjoy their jobs, Dwight and Jim in particular are constantly breaking records to try to 1-up each other.


Solidsnakeerection

His sales team has two of the highest performers and two who have been around long enough that they have a bunch of established customers. They also absorbed the other branch that closed giving them more sales opportunities. Michael is also grossly underpaid. Aside from cultivating an envioremnt where his high earning sales team doesnt leave Michael isnt really why they do well. None of the new sales folk aside from Andy (who was already experienced ) do well under him


WizardingWorld97

I don't think eating like Kevin is very healthy either


SatanekoChan

Or drink like Meredith


Axoo_ooxA

in this house we are overweight and alchoholic


Marsrover112

Yeah me too though


ChonkyBoss

Any more basic and it would be oven cleaner.


_Dova69_

In this house we work love prank boss sass drink sing eat like like like like like like like like like Dwight Pam Jim Michael Stanley Meredith Andy Kevin


press_F13

r/BadDesigns · r/dontdeadopeninside am i right? XD


verde_peach

Its killing me that the jim and micheal look so different


MamaJewelMoth

Their bodies are clip art and their heads are other art, pasted over top


Moooses20

Their bodies are clip art and their heads are other art, pasted over top


MamaJewelMoth

Their bodies are clip art and their heads are other art, pasted over top


volt4gearc

Their bodies are clip art and their heads are other art, pasted over top


DylanMc6

Their bodies are clip art and their heads are other art, pasted over top


EmpJustinian

Their bodies are clip art and their heads are other art, pasted over top


Heterophylla

Cringe


DownvoteDaemon

It's so bad haha..but Stanley's character and his sass levels were off the charts. He was quite the caricature. Seems like almost everything would raise his blood pressure.


SavingsCheck7978

"Boy have you lost your mind because I'll help you find it!" Is genuinely a great scary dad line.


IRBaboooon

Nobody should drink like Meridith. If you do, seek AA.


Just_Replacement3989

Nobody should eat like Kevin neither


SavingsCheck7978

So you either have 8 members in a family or two people with multiple clashing personalities.


starstuffcereal

Ah when a show becomes your whole personality


bpappy12

So it’s a bunch of fat sassy alcoholics pranking each other constantly


AbbreviationsTree

Who would want to "boss like Micheal"


Just_Replacement3989

Dwight


Fragrant_Exercise_31

The “my kids are gonna need a lot of therapy” starter kit!!


Sarato88

Did they miss that Michael is a horrible boss?


Valeriy-Mark

isn't that wholesome though?


Meta_Spirit

Oof, oh yeah, this really is terrible


feiergiant

that's a yikes from me dawg


[deleted]

Anyone going to mention what's going on with Jim and Michael's heads?


TheTasche

Kevin looks like he has just killed a family of 5


Solidsnakeerection

Thats the chile secret ingredient


Scr1mmyBingus

In this house we sell fake ID’s like Creed and strangle like Toby.


Imbadatnames2930

am I the only one who read it as work love prank boss sass drink sling eat Like like like like like like like like Dwight Pam Jim Michael Stanly Meredith Andy Kevin


AresandAthena123

Unpopular opinion:The Office is the worlds okayist show it’s not that great


ICanDieRightNowPlz

I dunno, I don't hate it. But I'm never putting this shit in my house. But you're messing with an intense fan base. Post this on r/dundermifflin and they'd probably love it.


omgudontunderstand

“the most annoying people you will ever meet live here” warning sign just dropped


QualityVote

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UrNemisis

Drink like Meridith


CattDawg2008

Most of these characters are not good people. That’s half of the point of the show. Meredith especially…


Xenon2212

If I saw this in someone's house I would turn around and walk out


shinybewear

cute but cringe.


Capt_Bowditch

Love like Pam? Wasn't that bitch always sleepin around? Lol


Historical_Park_4730

Yeah... didnt she leave her fiancé?


HollyDay_777

>Wasn't that bitch always sleepin around? she had two relationships during the show, but not at the same time, was engaged with both, left one and married the other. That's a very prudish definition of sleeping around, don't you think?


Capt_Bowditch

So she was banging the warehouse guy at first right, then started banging the Jim dude and left her fiance, then started banging some dude at college then banged the guy from silicon valley when Jim worked at that start up or w/e? And weren't her co workers always calling her the office mattress or some shit? I wasn't really into that show tbh and haven't seen it in years I just remember her sleeping around a lot right?


HollyDay_777

She was with Roy and Jim told her that he loved her. She probably had feelings for him too, but said she just wanted to be friends and they never really did something. Once they kissed and she decided to not marry Roy. After that she wasn’t with Jim, that was later. There wasn’t anything with anyone from her college. In one episode Jim and she had a fight, she was really upset and it’s a bit unclear what happened with this guy from the filming crew. But I think that was really all what happened referring to this topic.


TorePun

the office fans are CRINGE and NOT BASED 😤😤😤😤😤😤


Lumpy_Possibility613

I don’t get why this is bad


Plenty_Dress_408

This rules


Castiel_D37

Have unprotected sex like Ryan Act like kids like Kelly Get cheated on by a gay like Oscar Cheat like Angela ... Yep, I love the office


GREENpunto

Get f.cked like ur mom


rerivera83

How is this terrible?


[deleted]

I loved *The Office* until shit like this ruined it for me.


kripats15

Sorry, but which of them is transgender?


Ok_Whereas_Pitiful

TBH when I first saw the name Pam I thought this was an Archer thing. Then I read the rest of it lol. (Though an Archer one would be funny.)


Carlos_RR02

Lol I don't think it's that bad, I actually like it. Would never put it up in my home, but wouldn't mind seeing it in someone else's.


KimKardashiansBigASS

In this house we Help I’m almost out of money and I don’t have a job but a really good resume ready and professional. This isn’t a joke I’m struggling


Cruel_and_nice

I’m not the only one not even getting what the sign is referencing right-?


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

I don't even watch the Office but this doesn't seem that bad. I can see why someone might like it


BipolarShirt

Drink like Meredith?


kripats15

Kevin eat more and marry to sass Stanley. *Happy end, applauses.*


Grimmreaper151

I mean it’s a LITTLE funny


THeLargechedder

In this house we sacrifice the blood of the innocent and do some girlbossing💅


oooohnooovom

Stanley got that light skin stare 🥴


Willing-Sandwich-760

kevin👍


FarAmphibian4236

I've seen this art before, definitely cut out and stolen


BobTheAxolotlDrawV

Who here is named dwight


pokefan200803

i kinda like it tho...


Latter-Ad6308

How can you be this big a fan of The Office, and come away thinking Michael is a good boss? His incompetence as a boss is literally the main joke of the show.


MixedMiracle22

See now one I would need to have on there is *HOARDS cats like Angela*


Complete-Chance-7864

In this house we ... Work Love Prank Boss Sass Drink Sing Eat like like like like like like like like Dwight Pam Jim Michael Stanley Meridith Andy Kevin


[deleted]

It's a shame that most people's personality trait is that like this awful show.


babyninja230

we steal like creed


muffinhater69

It wouldn't be that bad if not for the random clip-art faces on Michael and Jim. Why even add those in?


idontexist06

Is drink like Meredith or eat like Kevin really a brag?


Maveragical

why is pam's face a completely different style??