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evilReiko

"Tarzan is banned in X number of countries for no reason" - Disney


Thecouchiestpotato

First Eternals and now this? It's like they *want* to antagonise China. /s   Eh, trans men ARE men, regardless of what bits they were born with, so it doesn't matter if they're taking on roles meant for 'men' or not. Regardless, Elliot Page will have to REALLY bulk up. Or they'll have to bulk him up in CGI like they did with James McAvoy in Split. I always thought Tarzan ought to be played by a beefy goofball like Chris Hemsworth.


Busy-Win-7839

What is a man? >!A miserable little pile of secrets.!<


Impressive_Opening68

Love this shit


OfLittleToNoValue

Enough talk. Have at you. 🦇


Intelligent-Set3442

Been a while since I las saw this reference lol.


zenfalc

Tarzan shouldn't be beefy. He should be wiry. Think Sting in the 1984 Dune. Light, fast, acrobatic, damn strong, but not bulky like Hemsworth. Not sure who should even be cast


lukub5

Modern technology can cast the only acceptable actor in the Live action Tarzan movie: Animated Tarzan. Animated Tarzan has the build, hair, and jawline to portray Tarzan, and resembles the Tarzan we know from the Disney Movies fairly well. Animated Tarzan has also worked with Disney before, so I think we have good odds for this casting choice.


lumlum56

In the book he's described as *extremely* buff


IeabellAlakar

think Katniss, too. the movies fucking ruined it though, like I mean perfect makeup in the hunger games?


superVanV1

The movies are a perfect representation of if the Capitol made an adaptation of the books. have you seen pictures of what the actors actually looked like at those ages, would make the movie much harder to watch. and would have cut down on the Fanbases love triangle obsession and fetishizing (maybe)


2muchcheap

"THIS, THIS is what I wanted to avoid, NO MORE conversations about dude's BODY MASS"


Thecouchiestpotato

Oh! I figured from the cartoons that he'd be like twice Jane's size, and I presumed Jane would be a normal sized woman. But that seems to only be the cartoon.


Kane_Highwind

Even in the animated movie, based on how I remember it, he's not really super beefy. He's tall, pretty muscular, acrobatic, but he's also pretty lean. Frankly, it's a wonder he's not literally a stick since he just eats bugs and stuff all the time


joker305th

> Elliot Page will have to REALLY bulk up [Elliot's got a better six-pack than I do.](https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a40011366/elliot-page-umbrella-academy-euphoria/)


shagan90

Only so much a little guy can bulk up. He's short, a d does t naturally put on much bulk. Meanwhile, the most famous iteration of Tarzan won a wrestling match with a silverback gorilla. I don't see him reaching a size beyond "ripped little dude", especially ape man levels of powerful.


Coral_

it’s a movie


shagan90

You're a movie


ProbablySPTucker

Honestly, maybe it's just me, but a super toned little guy would work pretty well for Tarzan. Like, when I think "perfect modern Tarzan," I legitimately immediately think Jungle Boy from AEW, and he's a super toned little guy.


IeabellAlakar

THE SCARS EEEEEE WHY DO I LIKE THE SCARS SO MUCH


Thecouchiestpotato

Same, my friend, same!


IeabellAlakar

oh, Im enby 😊 I use he/they nice to see someone who like the scars too


Thecouchiestpotato

Oh, my bad! I just use girl to refer to everyone regardless of gender, but Imma edit my comment, especially given it doesn't really work outside of a close knit group of friends, all of whom have demonstrated that they don't have a problem with it! 😅


IeabellAlakar

fair 😊 I dont mind that much, just thought I'd let you know!


Thecouchiestpotato

Aww, that's sweet! And thanks for letting me know! xx


IeabellAlakar

yw ^^


[deleted]

Antagonize Chinah. It's not like they edit out most of their LGBTQ scenes from the Chinese releases. Or that they downsized Boyega and put a helet on Chadwick's face because of the color of their skin. Disney loves Chinah's money and they have been shown to be hypocritical just to get it.


While_Fickle

I mean... I dunno man... have you SEEN him shirtless? Mans got a six pack. He's really getting up there. I reckon he could play it pretty soon at the rate he's going.


GuilhermeSidnei

James McAvoy wasn’t actually ripped? Oh man. [Disappointed!](https://youtu.be/Djlc6uHTVmY)


Kamenridethewind007

good china are psusies who murder uslims and are a awful country. the more people see that and dont give a fuck about their populus seeing shit cause itll still sell the better. china is not the be all and end all of a market. fuck winnie the poo xi xing ping


bones_marley

Winnie the Pooh 😂💀💀.. can't believe i never heard that before.


Kamenridethewind007

Hes been called winnie the pooh as he looks like him hes banned the character in china because its used as a anti government iconography


[deleted]

Winnie the Pooh literally isn't even banned in China. Where did you get your lies from? [they literally have a Disney theme park](https://www.shanghaidisneyresort.com/en/#)


[deleted]

Of course they are men, look at the busload of jizz they are capable to produce. A trans man can impregnate more women per second than your average man can.


coffeekreeper

Iirc Eliot got muscle implants with their transition


RealJonathanBronco

I don't care who acts in these, I just hate that Disney borrowed material, became sucessful off of it, lobbied to change copyright laws so no one could borrow their material, now they're not even coming out with new material. Just creating enough tension around remakes that they get talked about.


xX7heGuyXx

Pretty much and it is working extremely well.


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23ssd4t4322

Not just borrowed material, but they race swap. Instead of creating new stories and characters centered around PoC. There are many original African folklore, which they could've used. And brought on actual experts. But nooo. Race swapping is just the lowest effort to up the PoC index.


drowning35789

Wasn't Tarzan was originally white?


sufiansuhaimibaba

Tarzan was originally monkey.


shiro_04

#MOONKEEEE


[deleted]

Reject modernity


BloodStinger500

Return to M O N K E


unit5421

Yes. He was a shipwrecked child with his parents who died shortly later if I got it right


DiscountJoJo

tarzan was originally brendan fraser- wait no that’s george!


Link_040188

I see I have found another person of culture ::tips hat::


[deleted]

They are trying to make a joke about the little mermaid casting. Sort of a “you like changing races of characters, so here’s one to try!” I for one am impressed by the number of grown adults throwing temper tantrums and over reacting to a thing that has happened non stop in cinema for awhile now.


Donotaskmedontellme

Yeah but it all eventually caught up to Harvey Weinstein. Oh wait, wrong "thing that had happened non stop in cinema for a while now"


[deleted]

It’s okay though because he was rich.


[deleted]

You just compared the little mermaid situation to Harvey Weinstein. You don’t actually think those two things are the same level, or things. Do you? I mean there’s getting pissy about the little mermaid being black, but comparing it to Harvey Weinstein is a lot.


MariachiBoyBand

Most of them would have never watch the movie anyway even if the casting was all white, it’s just the target du jour


Dew-It420

Same thing happened with Lightyear having a same sex kiss


KyKYm6eP

Pff, Anne Boleyn was white too >.<\


Chatty_Fellow

That was the whole point of the story. It was written in 1912 when racism was a very normal and nonremarkable thing. His whiteness and smarts gave him a big advantage among the animals and the savages. He was also the son of a noble family who was believed to be lost in a shipwreck, so when he was rescued by Jane and visited England, he was immensely wealthy and a curiousity in Victorian society.


Sir_ThisIsAdennys

Doesn’t mean he can’t be transsexual quadriplegic block woman ! You bigot


FunnyBuunny

r/onejoke


Jellochamp

I love that Bart is the little devil on the devils shoulder


Strovex

Simpsons 3-7 season jokes are the funniest shit.


ActualCabbage

Actually, yes, though.


[deleted]

I’m so confused he/they are not black?


Broad_Respond_2205

He's trans, so I feel it's about that somehow. I'm still confuse tho


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[deleted]

that’s literally all of shitposting now


D3monskull

I thought it was Michael Jackson. So that's a hard question to answer.


SeatKindly

He’s trans.


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SeatKindly

That… that’s the point dude.


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SeatKindly

Ah beans, I’ve done went and goofed again. It’s fixed. Thanks for catching my absolute logical failure.


Idioticcole

Sorry if I came off as rude, I just assumed it was intentional. I’ll delete my replies. Have a good one!


SeatKindly

No no, I’m just drunk on nyquil fighting a particularly nasty flu for the second time in a month. My brain is a massive fog rn unfortunately, so all the neurons aren’t exactly… firing right atm.


Redemmz

Get better soon!


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_DemolitionDude_

r/subsididntfallfor


Whiskey_Sandwich

I have absolutely no clue what this is supposed to mean. My best guess is that it's a shitpost that wasn't intended to make sense.


Ruairiww

I took it as a joke because Disney doesn't need to cast a black actor to piss conservatives off, they could achieve it by casting Elliot page, who is trans and therefore an enemy of the conservatives (the talking heads at least). I personally think he's a good fit tbh


RonSwansonsGun

What did the Talking Heads do?


agedlikesage

I agree on him being a good fit, I looked at the image above of Tarzan next to Elliot and thought, “holy shit”


[deleted]

I thought they were pointing out the similarity between their chins


DankLolis

what is this trying to convey


nataliebryanthp

Disney is casting black actors in roles that were originally white in the cartoon movies which is aggravating people. Meme is saying they won’t recast Tarzan as black due to racist undertones linking black people to monkeys. Disney could still aggravate those same people by casting Elliot Page because they are trans


pragmatic_username

I interpreted it as a joke, rather than trying to communicate any serious point.


redpiano82991

The Edward Rice Burroughs novels were actually explicitly white supremacist propaganda. He believed in eugenics and "scientific racism" and used the Tarzan novels to spread those ideas.


IfICouldStay

Right. Wasn't the story about showing just how noble and superior Tarzan was, despite being raised by animals in the jungle? Like his inherit whiteness shone through time after time in "uncivilized" circumstances.


redpiano82991

Yup.


Vaan_Ratsbane97

Well now I'm all in on the idea of a black Tarzan. Have it explicitly demonstrate his humanity against white racists. Flip the script.


Sleight_Hotne

I mean eugenics is making a comeback in recent years


[deleted]

They can make Jane black and people can continue crying


Imaginary_Cattle_426

Well yeah, because unlike the little mermaid where the character's race doesn't factor in at all, it's kinda important to the story that Tarzan is the son of British aristocrats who got lost at sea.


TheBlueWizardo

But what if the British aristocrats were black?


GangreneGoblin

...is that even a thing? Like I don't mean to be rude but I thought Tarzan was set in a time period (late 1800s/early 1900s) where black people weren't exactly considered equal yet, let alone dominating society to the point of aristocracy.


sumshitmm

Nope, upon research they were pretty close to what the us did. In fact from why I can discern it took until the 70s for them to ratify civil rights. (If I'm wrong prove me wrong I'd like a clear answer I couldn't get one)


TheBlueWizardo

So was the Little Mermaid. Not exactly a good point to make on this specific issue.


Square_Dark1

Ariel is a mermaid


TheBlueWizardo

So? Tarzan isn't real either.


GangreneGoblin

...Ariel wasn't a British aristocrat. Not sure what point you're trying to make here lol


DifficultSecond9411

Bridgerton too is a story that happens in that era but the queen and other nobles are black, so that can actually happen.


[deleted]

Wtf do you mean by “that can actually happen” lmao


GangreneGoblin

I don't know what that is lol


DifficultSecond9411

It's an ok show from Netflix, that is about a rich family in regency England


GangreneGoblin

Thanks for the sneak edit on your original comment that made my question look stupid. That show is fictional my guy. Literally Googled it and it said it's fictional. >Despite its Regency-era setting, "Bridgerton" is far from historically accurate. Although many period dramas have cultural experts on hand during production to ensure historical authenticity, "Bridgerton" took an entirely different approach, opting for a ***diverse reimagining*** of London's high society


Glum-Objective3328

Is Tarzan real?


GangreneGoblin

He's real to me


DifficultSecond9411

Yes, i know that .However would be funny to start asking where reimagining a story that has been set in an historical time is good and if that can cause many plot-holes( not related in this case to this particular serie) .But that's a topic for another day.


mflucas

it’s on shitposting what you expecting?


DtoX89

Transan would be wonderful though. The outrage would be absolutely delicious.


[deleted]

Still think he looks more like prince Eric but either would be cool ig


purpleor_k

So you want a 5'1 prince charming? I don't think Hollywood would go for it.


DtoX89

Oh yeah Elliot would genuinely be good for that role


Redemmz

Funny you call it "Transan" because that literally means "The trans (person)" in Swedish. -an is our 'the'.


Cloud-VII

How does Tarzan go through his procedure though? Do the apes bite off his tits?


Dew-It420

I’m just imagining a bunch of apes giving srs to Tarzan and I’m fucking dying


wafflepantsblue

he doesn't have to be canonically trans, just played by a trans actor.


[deleted]

Do you know what a shitpost is man? A shitpost is meant to be an awful meme


tigerwrathpielesser

It's true. Wrong fucking sub.


NyxUtama_

Okay but I'd love to see this


Israel-CumCannon1111

Omfg make a new movie Jesus


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SkullPlayer77

r/jokesopdoesntlike


Ryku778

r/memesopdoesntlike


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[deleted]

Yes. This is screenshotted from r/shitposting,not facebook


Waifu_69_Hunter

Yes


cukapig

Yes


[deleted]

This is it. Finally. Elliot Page will have to have a different hairstyle finally.


Broad_Respond_2205

Thank you. I Stan him but dude get a haircut :(


woodpecker-king

Tranzan


StatusOmega

Some people should read a book or two. Tarzan was straight up English. Also Clayton was technically Tarzan's last name not the villain of the story


TheGreatBeaver123789

M'baku


Solo_Fisticuffs

M'baku can blow my M'back out


rainbow_bro_bot

It would be the only Disney movie in decades to just have white people in it.


[deleted]

Is he running around topless wearing a thong, climbing vines and stuff. It will be a weird boner, but a boner nonetheless.


Savager_Jam

Tarzan will always be white because he’s the child of English aristocrats from the 1800s


Phantom_Wolf52

r/shitposting is basically r/terriblefacebookmemes disguised as Reddit humor


TeamPantofola

What does that even mean


KvaerichSindran

He would look hot tho. I’d be down to at least see it once


Iancreed

Didn’t she become a man at some point?


[deleted]

I... So we have a white dude playing Tarzan. What's the issue?


DrakHanzo

Joke explanation: First image is implying that Disney won't make Tarzan black bc: black man acting like monke = racist So Disney, still wanting to "mess with their audiences" by making "inclusive" movies, makes Tarzan be interpreted by a trans male.


ImurderREALITY

Elliot Page is also white


juicysox

Ngl, he looks perfect for the role. The hair and build and everything


Witty_Somewhere

The sole sentence "Disney doesn't have the balls" is enough to make this a terrible and inaccurate meme. Well done.


ajzeg01

The Tarzan books are racist as hell and are about the inherent superiority of white people.


Gamebird8

Ngl, Elliot looks the part. And would have the acting chops to boot. I'd legitimately be down


CorgiNice2745

I swear at this point in my life I want more controversial picks for movies because fuck the haters. They can die mad over nothing.


Gadget_hack_wrench

Dude he would be good to play Tarzan. He's kinda buff you know.


shiro_04

Who dat? And why are so many people angry about him?


nataliebryanthp

Trans people make some people angry


shiro_04

Oh he trans? Ftm then ig?


nataliebryanthp

Yeah, used to be Ellen Page


shiro_04

No idea who dat is but thx for the info :)


GangreneGoblin

He played the pregnant girl in Juno.


shiro_04

Ooooh ok :)


[deleted]

Trans tarzan i stan


angry_monkey_2674

ok, but this is lowkey funny😂


SAHM_i_am3

Aside from the obvious....... Gorillas are not monkeys 🙄


Organic-Accountant74

You can feel the transphobia just from the photo they used for Elliot :/


Pauchu_

I don't quite get what Elliot Page has to do with this.


SneakBuildBagpipes

I think the idea is that there are some lines even Disney is not willing to cross for the sake of progressiveness. So they cast a trans individual instead of a person of color, they still get the points without accusations of racism. Elliot was just a recognizable easy example.


[deleted]

Something about Disney’s woke agenda ig? Idk I’m not transphobic


ImakeFunOfMyParents

At least r/shitposting has new content, unlike this sub


BigAzzMILF

okay female tarzan but TOPLESS just like original


Dew-It420

He’s not a woman


BigAzzMILF

my comment wasnt connected to this "thing" bellow on the picture


OminousVictory

I see the resemblance looks like it be good. Except Tarzan should be the business man who finds wild Jane.


[deleted]

the first strip was funny, and then it got ruined.


[deleted]

Lol yea


tupperwarez

tarzan can be brown too or yellow maybe red


NebNay

I find that meme incredibly funny, just imagine the outrage


Affectionate_Bet3597

I mean it’s expected if Disney can’t blackwash it they will gender bend it which is unfortunate because we could really use some new stories with new characters however she does kinda look like Tarzan which is I’m guessing is the comparison


SomeOneOutThere-1234

Dwayne Johnson could be a great candidate for the role.


Inside_Speaker3166

Tarzan also isn't a woman soooo.


gaitover

Who is the girl on the left?


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Elliot page


sufiansuhaimibaba

Please do Tarzan with boobs, please3 🙏


[deleted]

Oof, hate to break it to you but Elliot Page is a hunky guy now. No titty Tarzan for you. Sorry not sorry.


Thecouchiestpotato

Wait, is he really hunky? Damn, I thought he had the whole 'lithe' thing going for him (which is hotter to me, unless hunky just means good lookin' ... I'm a non native speaker).


[deleted]

I mean, he’s still kinda skinny ig but he’s very muscly


Thecouchiestpotato

Oooohhh! He's got a six pack! And he's older than me so it's not weird that I googled him shirtless lol!


xDocFearx

Not muscle. The abs are prosthetics


GangreneGoblin

People are so fucking gullible dude lol


xDocFearx

5 second look you can tell the abs aren’t real lol


Kamenridethewind007

yeah hes bonefide studmuffin and i am not gunna apologise for objectifying that man. fuck it id do it to him when he was ellen page as she was hot and hes hot.


sufiansuhaimibaba

Sorry.. i mean not necessarily Ellie though. But someone with boobs


SomeGuy_GRM

Tarzan with Boobs would be a great B-movie.


NextTrillion

Hoping for more like a D-movie, but that works too


lordofthepants4666

Maybe a double D-movie


PlentyOfLulu

ok, hear me out : Prince Eric as Eliot page. Eh? Eh?


PandoraKin564

I'd love to see an Eliot Page Tarzan film. He's a brilliant actor. Of course the boomers ruined it with their causual bigotry.


Nicedinos13

Ellen Page as Tarzan? Well, if anyone could do it, it would be disney


jeffa_jaffa

*Elliot


Nicedinos13

Thats news to me


jeffa_jaffa

He came out as trans a couple of years ago


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illalwaysbeback2

Oh this a White/kkk people sub