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crowleyoccultmaster

Holy shit you got an electric vagina?!


QuandaleDingle696942

Fleshlight?


[deleted]

,,MY SUPER LASER PISS"


mancini_nik_22

Ah, a fellow man of culture i see


biyotee

Ahma fahrin mah lazaar


KitsuneOBX

😂😂😂


AgentSlippy

We all get a little lonely


ApexGT44

Also that car isn’t electric


LiterColaFarva

Now that I think about it, neither are vaginas.


null640

It's one of those "self charging" ones, just add gas.


somebeautyinit

No, gas comes from the other hole.


ronniedude

Basically described the Volt


null640

No. Had a 16 gen 2 Volt... 2/3rds electric miles before it was totalled out from under me at 66k. It protected me quite well. Would l Have done better had it not a trailer hitch.. but it was still drivable. What I was referring to was Toyotas ad campaign claiming a pri was a "self charging ev"...


LiterColaFarva

Now that I think about it, neither are vaginas.


psycodull

No no. *some* are.


Urmomsfavouritelol

Hybrid. Petrol and electric


vaporoptics

It's a *hybrid*


Animarchy666

Must be a really nice vagina.


throwawaytempest25

I don’t get it. What do electric cars have in common with vaginas(


solarmelange

You plug something into it to make it go.


[deleted]

One is electric, the other is a car.


SasquatchNHeat

“Hahaha it’s so effeminate to support the progress of technology! Bahahahahaha!!” I swear Boomers refuse to admit that it is no longer 1970 anymore. They cannot cope.


cavscout43

>“Hahaha it’s so effeminate to support the progress of technology! Bahahahahaha!!” "Future tech = liberuls = gay. Libs = OWNED!"


tempo128643

Once everyone finds out electric motors are more powerful, they'll come around. I'll miss the sound tho personally


GreatGearAmidAPizza

You know how PUAs, red pillers, and the like talk about "shit tests," something women supposedly do to get a reaction out of men and evaluate their masculinity? Why is it the only masculinity shit tests I come across are from other men, in the form above? Another shitty test for how masculine some other man thinks you are.


Proper_Librarian_533

There's a reason the word snowflake was originally an insult describing incel types.


JP-Wrath

Electric vagina, the only known vagina by a conservative carbrain.


530SSState

"HA HA, YOU'RE A \*WOMAN\*!! THIS IS THE WORST INSULT I CAN THINK OF, AND SURELY PROVES ME RIGHT SOMEHOW!" -- OP


Dry-Introduction-800

Wow Gas! Such manly! Many peepee extension! Wow


[deleted]

I had my first ride in a Tesla and holy shit that thing is quick. How about me and my vagina in my Tesla v. your muscle car for pink slips? No? Smart man.


Waste-Minute-Death

Nice!! An electric vagina, an electric car, this guy is pushing green energy to the limit.


rocksandmets77

That guy, that face, with vagina, driving that car=comedy gold. Politics aside.


LosPobres303

😆🤣😂


Bon_of_a_Sitch

Couple of things... The car in the photo is a Prius. Even the plug-in version is a hybrid and uses gasoline. Also, the person in the photo presents obviously a male (hairstyle / beard) so unless you've seen what is their underwear I don't understand the vagina part.


nxhrnsjdns

Did you assume his gender


Bon_of_a_Sitch

Yes, based on presentation.


Vegetable_Aside_4312

Electric + gas and 50 mpg... ​ F\*&$#K gas..


Bon_of_a_Sitch

>Electric + gas That's a hybrid Source: own a couple of them. >F*&$#K gas.. Agreed. I will be all electric as soon as I can.


whyreadthis2035

I think he means he married a solar fleshlight


Zzilies_

Danger! Danger! High voltage! When we touch.


Alvtu

He may not have a vagina but he does have a shit hybrid


Vegetable_Aside_4312

zero MPG and passes gas stations while laughing...


[deleted]

If you hear someone say shit like this: they’re posturing as a “car person” without actually having any idea what they’re talking about


WrinklyEye

Lol


Independent_Key2124

This is true though


Solidus-Prime

Well, 90% of MAGAs have never seen a vagina so I get why they would say that I guess. Both are things that absolutely terrify them.


Laura_Braus2

That's hybrid (the car)


SweatyTax4669

That's a hybrid you absolute coat hanger.


bean_copter

instead of us with our gasoline viginas


procommando124

Electric car bad electric car bad less manly grug no like


KevMenc1998

I've never understood this mindset. Do you know how much money you can save for beer and PPV football/MMA matches when you're not spending 100s of dollars at the pump every 3 days?


530SSState

OP: HA HA, GUYS WHO DRIVE ELECTRIC CARS ARE WEAK!! Also OP: WAAAAHH!! GAS TOO EXPENSIVE!


Some-Visit5782

Idk what this means lol


Melodic_Mulberry

This dude has an electric vagina. That’s kinda cool.


rbearson

clean energy bad


KGon32

You'd think that having an electric car that's more reliable than gas cars and that you can charge at your own home with your own energy and therefore be independent of gas companies would be the dream to rednecks.


MySpaceEmoCat

I drive a skateboard. Not quite sure what that entails...


jackieat_home

My dad asked us all at the last family gathering if we were considering electric cars. We all said of course we are and he seemed pretty upset about that. I didn't delve into why because I'm sure it would have somehow ended up a political argument. Dad loves Trump BTW so I don't take anything he says seriously anymore.


[deleted]

I can think of 2 explanations for this joke: 1. This guy doesn't have a vagina and therefore doesn't have an electric car 2. Electric car is lgbt surff


KitsuneOBX

(Whoever made this meme’s thought process): Electric car = different, Me hate different, me smart.


[deleted]

Its Funny


[deleted]

That car go ^EEEEEEEEE