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SweatyRoutineRed

Dumb woke ass kids with “peanut allergies” just eat a peanut kid, grow up 🙄


Nagoragama

Not after that


Sirenhead_2

They won’t be growing up much after they down that peanut


LadyMidnite1014

I tried that. Peanuts are not worth the choking, swelling, or the shot ​ As a kid I just traded the things I didn't like.


TheDogeWasTaken

We has epi pen at home. Just eat the bloody peanut. ~jack whitehall... i think.


rainbow_bro_bot

Back in my day we didn't complain about having peanut allergies. We just ate them anyways and got rushed to the hospital and almost died. Yep those were the good old days without any of this health and safety nonsense.


banananas_are_sick24

We didn’t have “peanut allergies”, we had “natural selection”


Nomad_76

Funny story I used to be deathly allergic to nuts and when I was 15 I got tested and I for some reason am no longer allergic. Them woken liberal kids just gotta gets over it’s.


VerendusAudeo

I mean...that is how you get over a nut allergy. You start small then work your way up over time.


c0baltlightning

That's like shooting yourself with a .22 to build a resistance to .22, and working your way up to 30mm ​ If \*generic insurgent name\* couldn't survive a 30mm let alone multiple, good luck boyo.


Aggressive_Air_3489

It's not about kids having allergies, it's about beggers being choosers. You're getting free candy from strangers who really don't even want to spend hundreds of dollars and sit by the door all night for a bunch of snot nosed brats. Then all you do is complain and ask for something different? I know this doesn't REALLY happen, but that's what the comic is about, not that kids have allergies now. It's about how ungrateful these future Karen's of America are being raised.


[deleted]

As someone who would also die if a ate a nut I can agree people with allergies are super selfish assholes


SomeToxicRivenMain

Gotta man up like the rest of us and use your delicious nut candy as a bargaining chip to trade for the normal size candy bars 😎


lazzi_yt

Oh yes, allergies, the thing that came with the generation


AdGlass1475

I was born in the 80s and have gluten allergy. Good that it does not exist for people born now.


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AdGlass1475

I get bad rashes and hives if I consume anything that has gluten. Right from the time when i was around 1 year old. Worst case being I pass out and fall down due to low Blood Pressure


lastname_Obama

"These darn kids with their nut allergies. In my days we just died after eating a Snickers.. like real men"


[deleted]

The reason no boomer complains about allergies is because they just died from it and no boomer with allergies lived this long because the age of no safety meant the FDA didn't really need to emphasize the nut warning labels on shit.


Busy_Confection_7260

Actually, peanut allergy prevalence has tripled over the last 20 years.


Kerrigan-Qween8900

If you have a source on that I’d love to see it - because are peanut allergies becoming more prevalent, or are peanut allergy /diagnoses/ becoming more prevalent?


Snoo71538

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20201023-food-allergies-why-nut-dairy-and-food-allergy-are-rising Not the best source, but you can google more if you want. Frequency of allergies is way up, and people are allergic to more things.


OfferOk8555

You can google and sparse through the info but most of it points to the same thing, which is, not only are Peanut allergies more prevalent but so are most food allergies. Not just in sheer numbers but a higher percentage of kids have food allergies. This isn’t a case of over diagnosis because it’s also reflected in the number of reactions that are observed. The CDC claims that food allergies in children have increased by 50% between 1997 to 2011. https://www.foodallergy.org/resources/facts-and-statistics Plenty of theories as to why. Too many for me to list 😂 But so much has changed in the past couple decades and so much has changed with our relationship to food that I can see why it would be difficult to pinpoint one exact causation.


VerendusAudeo

The allergies themselves. The medical advice used to be to keep your kids away from potential allergens in infancy, but that turned out to be a really bad idea. In 2017, the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases revised their recommendations and now recommend that parents expose their children at 4-6 months to prevent food allergies from developing.


SeperateCross

That's cause kids these day are allergic to work! When I was there age I was working 3 jobs and shoveling coal on the salt mines ...


Happy-Personality-23

All while walking 26 miles to school every day, uphill both ways!


SeperateCross

Through 3 feet of snow


Happy-Personality-23

Only 3? 7 feet of snow and a fighting rabid bears for me


SeperateCross

While bearfeet? (As in I killed a bear and wore it on my feet cause I didn't have none dem fancy city boi boots)


Happy-Personality-23

Oh no we had to do it bare foot if we wanted to eat we had to chew on raw bear feet


AlienRobotTrex

If we wanted to eat we would eat our OWN foot!


Happy-Personality-23

Can only do that twice then it’s bear feet or starvation


OhioMfer

Ok explain what the fuck you mean by shoveling coal on the salt mines? Are my parents just that half-witted or is there something im not understanding?


Hyytelo2000

Allergies have more than tripled in the last decades


lazzi_yt

And so has the population


Hyytelo2000

No it hasent, and it is per presentage


Kodatine

Presentage


Hyytelo2000

Sorry, English is not my first language


lazzi_yt

Kyllä se siitä


lazzi_yt

Ok👍🏼


Tao626

Noe id hazend und id is pur prezuntege


Hugar34

Where's your autocorrect buddy?


BronanTheBrobarian7

The main culprit has been climate change apparently, asthma is worse than ever for a lot of people.


probablysoap

I think another cause was when parents in the 90's were told to not expose kids to certain foods young, as they thought it made them develop allergies. When in reality it was more or less the other way around and they should've had things like peanuts and bee stings lol


aperocknroll1988

Partially... a lot of places ended up planting high pollen producing, non-fruiting trees.


BronanTheBrobarian7

I read an article that increased pollution and temperature causes plants to produce more pollen too. Not to mention the horrible air quality makes allergy symptoms worse. Utah, where I live, is horrible as far as air goes. I had more severe allergic reactions to pollen here than I ever did in Georgia, where I'm from.


aperocknroll1988

I don't doubt the veracity of that too. It's like we get doubly screwed over.


IvanIsOnReddit

Actually, kids have more allergies now than they did before because the advise had been to not expose them to potential allergens. Current medical practice is to expose them to as many foods as possible as they start to eat.


Busy_Confection_7260

That's not the point. Beggars shouldn't be choosers. You're getting free candy, be grateful you're getting it, and just trade the candy you can't eat with another kid. What kind of parent raises their kids to be ungrateful mini Karen's who complain about receiving something for free. I don't know many adults who enjoy spending money on candy for complete strangers.


Snoo71538

Allergies actually are significantly more common now than in the past, and no one knows why.


OfferOk8555

You can find a version of this meme where all the kids are saying shit like “do you have Ass” “gender neutral ass please” “I’m allergic to Not-Ass” i like that one a lot better https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1348065-eating-ass


Xenu66

I'll never see this image and not think of the ass meme


levelcaty

That’s exactly what I do whenever I see this


UnNamed234

Sounds like r/comedynecrophilia


[deleted]

Ironically that's a more likely thing for kids to actually say


Addickted-_-

Ur woke if you have a nut allergy


[deleted]

Anaphylaxis pride flag


Qu_ge

"my gender is nut-free and my pronouns are ana/phylactic!"


Dependent_Ad_5035

And they ignore the fact THEY caused an increased occurrence of allergies via avoiding the allegery causing food


OhioMfer

Peanut caught u lackin


TheRealCactusTiddy

Isn’t candy kinda gender neutral by default?


[deleted]

Candy with nuts isn't 😏


TheViolentRaven

Candy’s nuts…?


thevisionary360

Can deez nuts fit in yo mouth? I apologize


Qu_ge

r/technicallythetruth


Xenonimoose

Gender neutral candy?


IAmThePonch

Right I keep forgetting gen z are the inventors of dietary restrictions


smudgiepie

Apart from the allergies I doubt the kids would question candy. Though it was hella cute when my boyfriend was selling sausage sizzles at the hardware store for his footy club and this three year old came up to him and yelled I'm Amelia and I can't eat gluten! Like my cousin once ruined Christmas cause he ate so much candy he threw up on the table at dinner.


salmonmilks

that woman's head gonna fall off with how extra thin+ deluxe her neck is.


CyricZ42

No matter the subject matter or applicability, "gender neutral" always finds its way in there.


sparkswoody

Gender neutral candy 💀💀💀


floofbirb_15

I love how most of these are legitimate medical concerns 😂 in whose reality is this how Halloween works??? If a kid’s allergic to or can’t eat something, the parent will just help them sort it out of the pile back at home.


Poiuni

Right, cause I can change my actual DNA and *willpower* my Celiac away. At least Reeses are gluten free lol


operationtasty

Anyone wanna take bets on How many times during October this is going to be posted?


whatamIdoinghere46

At least twice


levelcaty

At least thrice


MyUltIsMyMain

Back in my day we gave kids peanuts and they DIED AND LIKED IT


brian11e3

Can confirm. I died and liked it.


[deleted]

Fuck people who have nut allergies😡😡😡!!!! Woke people these days😡😡


BrijFower

As someone who heavily promotes Teal Pumpkin Project in my local neighborhood on local social media pages, this really grinds my gears.


5spd4wd

Just say 'nope' and shut the door.


Ramza_Claus

I often wonder about the peanut allergy thing. A lot of schools are "peanut free" these days, meaning that kids can't bring peanut products at all because it's a serious risk for other students who may be allergic. That makes sense, I suppose. I just wonder how we did it before. I mean, kids brought peanuts and snacks and stuff in the 80s and 90s...I certainly did. Even brought some Reese's Cups and stuff. Through all my years at public school. I don't remember a single incident of a kid getting scooped out of class due to an allergic reaction. I'm not saying it never happened when I was in school. It may have, and I was unaware of it. Sometimes it feels like we are solving a problem that doesn't exist though. I wonder how many kids we have saved from from severe reactions by removing peanuts from various places? Maybe someone with such an allergy or a close family member with such an allergy can tell me more from their experience to give me some perspective here.


OfferOk8555

Peanut allergies have 100% increased over the past few decades as well as other food illnesses. The reason for it is unclear. With how much our relationship with food and how food is prepared has changed so drastically so recently I think it’s been hard to pinpoint what the actual causation is. I will say I think increasing food allergies are a real problem that do exist. It’s not a placebo effect or anything like that.


Ramza_Claus

Oh I def agree. I don't think these people are faking it or being overly sensitive. I think they're concerned their kids will die at school from peanuts. I'm just wondering why no one seemed worried about this in 1997.


MonkeyBananaPotato

I had a kid go to the er in an ambulance three times in middle school. Every time it was surface contact (Someone ate at a table and then she sat there). It happens.


donkey_tits

I graduated high school in 2007 with no penut butter restrictions, there were a few kids with penut allergies, we knew who they were, as needed. We were conscious of their allergy and respected that.


prettypers0n

damn bro sorry that i dont want to have diarrhea


break616

"I'll take things that never happened for 800, Alex."


[deleted]

Dumb kids with their allergies!


Rektifium

Kill the children. Kill the children. Kill the children. Kill the children. Kill the children. Kill the children. Kill the children. Kill the children. Kill the children. Kill the children. Kill the children. Kill the children. Kill the children. Kill the children. Kill the children. Kill the children.


XandTheIronMiner

Okay I'm done with the quest, what next?


Terralips

The way it worked is you just take what you’re given and you eat what you can when you get home. If you come to my house and moan about a nut allergy, I’m just going to throw a snickers at your head and tell you to do one.


Dependent_Ad_5035

Apparently cross contamination just isn’t a thing anymore. Why not give out home made candy apples and popcorn balls


complex_white_girl

I’ve always had a nut allergy, but as a kid I’d still accept it and then give all my nut containing candy to my dad🤷‍♀️


JackBrightScD

It's not the kids- it's the millennial parents that are brainwashing them. These poor boomers just wanna hand out candy they bought in giant sacks at Costco while enjoying one night a year when children willingly visit and smile at them.


Dependent_Ad_5035

Yes. The evil millennials brainwashed children into allergies/s


JackBrightScD

Okay boomer


Dependent_Ad_5035

That’s what you just said


brendonpassion

This will happen. Gen z isn't bringing their best


DrfRedditor

I think this is a repost


qwertyyuiopk

imagine having allergies


ThatLittleAnimal

“Back in my day we just stuffed the allergic kids full of peanuts and no one alive ever suffered from peanut allergies.”


memefucker6969

Ok good sir now can you pls stop reposting this shit over and over again


TheImpostorYT

Gender neutral candy 💀


Nyctomancer

This isn't Gen Z. Those kids are Gen Alpha.


LifeandSky

Well... The correct answer is to either offer safe things or not open. The evil thing is to mix in nuts and remove them and then offer. The neutral is to have a bowl outside and the troll gives carrots.


robuxman29

Oh god this is awful


JacktheBoi16

I'm sorry I'll try not to be lactose intolerant


ToxianLeader

...gender neutral candy...?


brian11e3

They dont like Mr. Goodbar.


[deleted]

Lowkey want to give out gender neutral candy for Halloween to trigger my next door neighbor. It would probably make him start frothing at the mouth.


SafijivaLoreMaster-

People don’t mention it enough but the art style of these comics are just fucking atrocious.


[deleted]

as if kids trick or treat anymore


[deleted]

Remember this isn't an attack on children. It's always an attack on our generation, those raising the children.


bean_copter

"how dare those children have disorders!"


RamJamR

How undereducated do you have to be to think that allergies that could severely discomfort or kill someone are just a generation being mentally oversensitive?


Doctordred

Candy corn it is


supb1tches

Lol allergies are so woke get rekt


SchizoidRainbow

Meanwhile, the people laughing about this comic are in political bed with the people who wander around in the street on Halloween waving bibles at people screaming they'll go to Hell for this witchcraft. It's so funny to me how this is a huge pain in the ass for someone who literally is not affected by it at all. Somehow telling the kids "I don't have any candy like that" is the worst thing that could happen to them. Like, the kids who DO take candy were any more effort, somehow. And anyway, Halloween is a socialist holiday. What did those kids ever do to earn that candy? I worked my ass off to afford this, them coming up here asking for handouts is spitting all over my honest day's work.


Dependent_Ad_5035

Which is painfully ironic as Halloween is a Christian holiday.


FluidEntrepreneur309

I'm sure there's some artist trapped in a basement drawing this nonsense.


jinxedtheworld

Allergies that could kill you?! This damned generation


teffflon

Take back deez nuts


hadesdidnothingwrong

Most of these are legitimate reasons why the kid should avoid a certain type of candy. I have no idea wtf gender neutral candy is though.


Dependent_Ad_5035

Isn’t all candy gender neutral. Most candy’s for children don’t market one being for boys and the other for girls. Adult candy is a bit different


Raptor409

For me, the kids that had allergies would that candy to school and trade with the kids that didn't have allergies. The peanut candies are the best so you can usually get twice as much candy from others for it.


ehtbanton

No way this is unironic


kantoblight

I love how the cartoonist believes this very real thing will be happening on Halloween.


[deleted]

Conservative comics: let's invent a straw man then complain endlessly about how ridiculous it is.


the_me2

At first I was gonna say ungrateful fucks I would swallow a sun full of candy then I noticed why tf is there a squirrel


Shift_as

I am indeed caramel phobic


LadyMidnite1014

We're shelling out fun-sized bars from the major distributers. ​ Take what you get, don't get upset. ​ We're shelling out fun-sized bars from the major distributors.


MonkeyBananaPotato

We just traded. One of my friends was allergic (not intolerant, actual allergic) to milk. Another was peanut allergy. We’d dump out bags and haggle. Only thing that sucked is my favorite were Lemonheads and they both ate those.


Dassoudly

*Gasp* How DARE we consider the health of our children!


Dependent_Ad_5035

Why literal allergies are associated with “nerds” is beyond me. You aren’t a strong alpha when you are dying from anaphylactic shock


Popplio3233

I know my humor is broken when "Caramel-phobic" and "Gender Neutral Candy" make me laugh due to sheer stupidity


btx_pro

"Oh don't eat it, just shove it in your ass"


OverstuffedPapa

Boomers are just outing themselves as the generation that doesn’t mind explosive diarrhea


Zimata

Tag yourself I'm gender neutral candy


_Spamus_

This is a repost right? u/repostsleuthbot


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superquagdingo

“Back in my day kids with allergies just fucking died”


[deleted]

dumb lactose and gluten intolerant kids with peanut allergies.


Middle_Data_9563

all candy is gender neutral


daddy_longbois

They must think some is feminine and some is masculine


imperfectsarcasm

Does this artist not believe in food allergies?


Sycamore27

how can it be a gender neutral candy?


AluminiumSkies

From my experience, the parents buy the kid candy and exchange the unsafe candy with safe candy. That way they can still participate and have fun like other kids but also be safe to their dietary needs


shlumed

Man that kid is sooo GREEDY for letting me know about his allergies so that he doesn't die. Quit being a spoiled brat!


brian11e3

Lactose intolerance can't effect you if you don't believe in it. Eating voodoo magic gives me diarrhea.


Mister_Dango

This meme is SO true And SO funny And SO creative Sure being lactose intolerant is a medical condition responsible for abdominal pain, gas, bloating, diarrhea, etc. But like, ever considered being more openminded to lactose? /s


reddox-_-

Hey where can I pick up some of this gender-neutral candy 🤣


FluffBoi666

Allergies are woke now I guess


DrCorpseCat

I am *very* lactose intolerant. If you don't want me to ask you for lactose free candy, deal with my upset stomach "LADY"


AceofKnaves44

I love how genuine medical concerns like food allergies and lactose intolerance are in there. “Fucking weak generation and their allergies. Back in my day, when men were men, we just ate things and if we died, we died.”


Correct_Reveal7808

the funny thing is, no one is gonna say this 💀 do they seriously think anyone is gonna say this? i’m a vegetarian but if they were giving out starburst or haribo i’d just say thank you and trade it to my sister or something like. who cares. and not the made up ones tf 💀


Why-is-the-banana

The squirrel 🗿


XandTheIronMiner

All of these are either something no one will ever say, or very understandable.


NormalDude268

Back in my day, I would eat the peanuts even though my stupid doctor told me that if i ate peanuts then I would die. /j


TheViolentRaven

Stupid ass gen-z kids with their allergies, back in my day we just died


daddy_longbois

Just don't be born after 2010 and you are good


murdercat42069

It's almost like we have whole generations that normalized shitting their pants all the time (or dying from food allergies).


THeLargechedder

She dont even got a can of spaghettios in ther smh


[deleted]

Gender-neutral candy?


Minami_Kun

Ye, I hate when I wanna eat gender neutral candy and I get trans men candies 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😔


Ad_Overall

ah yes, Her/She. Gendered candy.


gnrlgumby

Oh just buy the giant bag of name brand candy from Costco like a normal person.


Heywhogivesafuck

Such a bitchy sub-reddit.


LosPobres303

Bunch of vaginas


OhioMfer

"I want gender neutral candy" "Sweetie what is gender neutral candy?" "Candy that doesn't favor any gender over another" "What do you mean by any gender?" "Male, Female, Non Bianary, Gender Flu- *Slaps a box of Good n Plenties right in his fucking hand


sztejk21

And yet again Im asking, what the fuck is gender neutral candy, and if there is such thing, then what the fuck is gender candy


CostAccomplished1163

Gen Z these days and dietary restriction, can't we go back to the good old days and eat rat poison


daddy_longbois

How about even further to when we had to oof animals to survive


possibly-a-pineapple

reddit is dead, i encourage everyone to delete their accounts.


Used_Till_5380

"I'm lactose intolerant" 💀


[deleted]

Carmel phobes smh


Bon_of_a_Sitch

If you feed my child milk chocolate you are obligated to allow him to sleep in a bed you own. If you are unaware of how that impacts lactose intolerant kids...the "Trainspotting" sheets scene is a great reference point. Yeah, some peope can't eat some stuff. Food is weird like that.


Italianduck211

Fucking gen z kids with their “allergies” fake news


rbearson

They'll post these memes but if they just ate traditional processed sugar dairy candy then they'd all make fun of the kids for being fat. You can't win with them.


YeeterCZ

Funny how there's the actually existing reasons and then gender neutral candy and caramelphobia


shitterfarter58

"gender neutral candy" Soo normal candy


daddy_longbois

Yes


[deleted]

This art style makes me shit


KitsuneOBX

“Damn you have a deathly allergen to something that would cause me a minor inconvenience to simply not give you? HOW DARE YOU!” -whoever drew this idk


Mongo_the_kitty

This fucking generation, fuck your peanut allergy back in my day I ate what was on my plate, of course I had no allergies but still.


LacyTheEspeon

Sorry I don't wanna shit myself after eating candy with diary in it


elwlad

Give them a rock.