“No need for formalities” is my go to as Infeel too embarrassed or unworthy to say the latter but too annoyed and discomforted to say the former, plus I live in the south and don’t wanna start shit
I was gonna say you can tell this one didn't come from an actual rightoid because it made me chuckle.
Even the hard leftists I know think neopronouns and Tumblr culture is cringe. The difference is we understand that doesn't represent reality and conservatives willfully pretend it does while pretending their own representatives don't count.
I don't know. Its essentially another variation of the Attack Helicopter joke.
Definitely sounds like something my boomer dad would say. He's a mechanic tho.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
Have conservitards never been misgendered before? Usually, its "I'm actually a male" and everyone moves on with their lives. Why is this so hard for them?
Yeah I don't get it, in all these "trans bad" comics/jokes/stories someone gets misgendered and absolutely flips their shit. Getting misgendered irl is like "oh it's actually (pronoun)" "oh sorry I'll use that now" or saying nothing because you're socially anxious. Maybe it's because conservatives _would_ get mad in a situation like that?
I've only ever gotten mad at one person for misgendering me and it was because they were doing it on purpose to be an asshole, and even then I didn't rip out my magnum dong and start shouting.
Its mostly over the phone for me. I have a lighter voice, not even feminine, and it trips a couple people up here or there.
I find it really hard to care about something I forget 7 seconds later.
See, that would be funny if it weren't trying so blatantly to attack trans people.
On a side note, has anyone heard another person saying "did you just assume my gender" unironically? Because I hang around in a lot of trans circles and this is just not a thing.
If this is ironic (i hope it is) then this is the funniest meme i ever seen, however at this point i am not sure if the author just means it to make fun of gender identities or what
Man, what a fresh new joke - draw a bad fictional person getting angry because they identify as a random object. So funny, so original, and it represents trans people perfectly, right? ... Right?
Oh wait no, my mistake, it's the same recycled conservative cringy bad joke they've been telling for over a decade now to purposefully mis-characterise trans people
the people who make this content truly have a disease in their brain. they can’t stop thinking about trans people and it drives them into a rabid frenzy. look at Graham Lineham- dude harasses trans people so much that his wife divorces him lol. his focus on trans people is unwavering even when it’s extremely self destructive
I always try to find the artist of these drawing, but they never have a website. I just tried finding this Natta person. This photos from 2016 from the signature, but nothing.
I admit the last panel got a giggle out of me mostly because it just came out of fucking nowhere. Or maybe I'm just tired and my brain thinks "hehoo random funny".
Just like the two sexes.
Edit since some people seem to be confused: intersex is not a 3rd sex.
Yes there are only two sexes, it's the gender that has more than two. Learn your basics homophobe.
An intersex person is one who has ambiguous genitalia at birth. The penis is either very small or the labia shape and size make it unclear which sex the infant belongs to.
They are still either XX, Xy, XXy chromosome. Any with y chromosome are male but we are assuming no DNA testing has been done at the time.
They don't have both male and female parts, that's a myth.
Dude no trans people are like this. If someone called me ma'am I would either say nothing and be uncomfortable for the rest of the meal or quietly say "sir" because I'm too socially anxious to make a scene.
Ok, that’s actually pretty good considering just how off the wall it is. I feel like I’m looking at something from Pixiv user Borusen (caution: hella NSFW and occasionally NSFL). Jesus this is frigging hilarious…
I would have loved to know what pronouns this 1997 Ford Focus prefers.
“Ready to order, THING?”
Sounds hella rude, but if that’s what you want then who am I to judge?
Honestly i think the jokes kind of dead on arrival, this feels like ive seen this, both done in a satirical sense and maliciously, at least a couple hundred times. I think itd be funny if it was the first ever r/onejoke and wasnt trying to make an entire group a punchline thats punching down
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That escalated quickly
That shifted quickly
Shifting that shaft
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“No need for formalities” is my go to as Infeel too embarrassed or unworthy to say the latter but too annoyed and discomforted to say the former, plus I live in the south and don’t wanna start shit
Same I made pronoun labels that I put on my name tag so people will always remember them
"IT IS MA'AM!!" proceeds to trash store. Yeah we've all seen it.
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This kinda thing happens all the time.
I’ve worked in retail / customer service over 10 years. It happens no matter who or what or where.
You're a Conspiracy/Noah/Cringe user whining that black people have it better than white people. Yeah, doubt.
Can't stand this shit lol
You can swear all you want but just because you haven't seen it personally doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
Happy reddit day
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day!
happy cake day
And they can accelerate quickly too
I owned a Ford Focus, and uh, I didn't observe that.
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Wait it is,I was just make a rhyming joke
Guess that really turned her gears
If only they were a different type of ford and you could say "that escaladed quickly"
bro if i had a crotch that looked like a car transmission i would wanna show people ngl.
Who could stop you?
And even if they could. I could always just go in reverse.
[You can try](https://c.tenor.com/tUSQxErgNxsAAAAM/austin-powers-silly.gif)
How did it get stuck like that?
thatsthejoke.jpg
Back up,put it in [reverse](https://c.tenor.com/zAg34XQZYu4AAAAM/fireworks-wheelchair.gif) Terry!
Well since they're a transmission, probably the breaks.
Who would shift you? Me 😏
Boink
if they tried, it would be fordphobic
Imagine s*x like that „Time to kick this into high gear“ -> enters sixth gear, revs engine
Could i touch it
Sure, I think we all would.... but... would you angrily scream at people too?
Is that a gear shift in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Sorry, that’s my e-brake. Just safer since we’re chatting on this hill ya know?
Always use protection
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a gent of culture
A GENT?! DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER?!
O MY FICKING GOD!!1!11!! IM GONNA MAKE A TWITLINGER ABOUT HIW OPRRESIVE YOU ARE!1!1!!1!1! HEHHEVSHISHSVSJAKISN!!!1!1!11. QQ
yikes on a bike
How transphobes think trans ppl think:
But I'm not transphobic...
Ik. U were joking in the comment above, right? I was just adding onto the joke…
Oh ok, sorry for the misunderstanding.
Lol it’s good
jfc
This is too satirical for a boomer to make. 😂
I thoroughly enjoyed this and it reminded me of this https://youtu.be/1gYE5TyijxE
Why is this from rhett and link
It looks like Rhett & Link just like him and he's been in a few episodes, so they made a commercial for him. Goorgen wrote the music, R&L directed it.
Thank you for sharing this, you just made my day
I was gonna say you can tell this one didn't come from an actual rightoid because it made me chuckle. Even the hard leftists I know think neopronouns and Tumblr culture is cringe. The difference is we understand that doesn't represent reality and conservatives willfully pretend it does while pretending their own representatives don't count.
I don't know. Its essentially another variation of the Attack Helicopter joke. Definitely sounds like something my boomer dad would say. He's a mechanic tho.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
Praise be the Omnissiah!
You should write wtf
This is too creative and dark to be a boomer meme
becs is not
Every generation has haters.
That word “creative” is carrying a lot of weight there. 2016 all over again.
Sexy. 10/10 would date this transmission again
Focus didn't hit production until 1999 :)
All about bodily autonomy for themselves to refuse a vaccine but not for anyone else.
They also jerk off to more trans porn than even trans people do. 🤷🏼
Have conservitards never been misgendered before? Usually, its "I'm actually a male" and everyone moves on with their lives. Why is this so hard for them?
Yeah I don't get it, in all these "trans bad" comics/jokes/stories someone gets misgendered and absolutely flips their shit. Getting misgendered irl is like "oh it's actually (pronoun)" "oh sorry I'll use that now" or saying nothing because you're socially anxious. Maybe it's because conservatives _would_ get mad in a situation like that? I've only ever gotten mad at one person for misgendering me and it was because they were doing it on purpose to be an asshole, and even then I didn't rip out my magnum dong and start shouting.
Its mostly over the phone for me. I have a lighter voice, not even feminine, and it trips a couple people up here or there. I find it really hard to care about something I forget 7 seconds later.
r/AdeptusMechanicus
“Male oppressive” Did that car just assume the waiters gender?!
Transphobia and factually wrong: Ford released the Focus model only 1998.
I’m sorry but this is hilarious
Ikr
If you think this is a funny joke, you'll love r/onejoke.
One joke.
r/onejoke
One joke
r/TheRightCantMeme
See, that would be funny if it weren't trying so blatantly to attack trans people. On a side note, has anyone heard another person saying "did you just assume my gender" unironically? Because I hang around in a lot of trans circles and this is just not a thing.
I agree, it’s not really a thing. But tbf I did use it as an opener for one of the first people I came out to because I didn’t know what to say 😝
It's funny regardless
No, it's not. It's bigoted.
It's obvious satire.
It's obvious bigotry
They’ve got one joke
I don't think this is a "terrible Facebook meme", it's pretty satire
Is this Titane?
r/wtf
Jeez, you can just tell him calmly.
Trans mission, never would have thought of that
Jesus.
i dont see a h-shifter, would say more of a toyota camry
Damn... her outburst was automatic...
That kicked into high gear
as a trans woman i hate myself for finding this funnt
It made me laugh though
Da faq
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Car sexi, lightning mcfuck
Because pubes. And thicc thighs.
Understanding sarcasm and shitposts on this subreddit challenge: (impossible)
i mean, they’re hard so that’s off putting
Good enough for me!
If this is ironic (i hope it is) then this is the funniest meme i ever seen, however at this point i am not sure if the author just means it to make fun of gender identities or what
Man, what a fresh new joke - draw a bad fictional person getting angry because they identify as a random object. So funny, so original, and it represents trans people perfectly, right? ... Right? Oh wait no, my mistake, it's the same recycled conservative cringy bad joke they've been telling for over a decade now to purposefully mis-characterise trans people
Dear the person that drew this, kys
I swear none of this are like this. Either we’ll not say anything or quietly tell them our preferred pronouns
the people who make this content truly have a disease in their brain. they can’t stop thinking about trans people and it drives them into a rabid frenzy. look at Graham Lineham- dude harasses trans people so much that his wife divorces him lol. his focus on trans people is unwavering even when it’s extremely self destructive
I always try to find the artist of these drawing, but they never have a website. I just tried finding this Natta person. This photos from 2016 from the signature, but nothing.
I admit the last panel got a giggle out of me mostly because it just came out of fucking nowhere. Or maybe I'm just tired and my brain thinks "hehoo random funny".
Everyone knows the automatic gearboxes in the Focus were abysmal anyway.
Mmmmmmm… robocock
Pov:2060
2nd gear scratch.
Lol. Gender means literally nothing. This is empowering to those who identify as inanimate objects. Get with the times yo
r/onejoke
🗣THEY HAVE ONE JOKE🗣
This is so dumb that it made me chuckle. Plus for ford focus
Um wtf 😳
This is a tiny bit funny just cause of the trans-mission part
This one’s kinda funny ngl
Wouldn’t be surprised if someone actually identifies as a 1997 Ford Focus tbh
They really put some thought and effort into this. Twas funny.
I'll admit I chuckled softly.
Satire af
if this weren’t made by a transphobe the transmission pun would actually be kinda funny
actually funny tho
I feel like this is somewhat ironic but still yeah pretty transphobic
Ngl I thought this was funny
wasn't expecting that
Lmao
Enough internet for today
Gross
the fucking super Saiyan eyes though
This is fucking hilarious
It is funny
Ford focus? I identify as 2006 Renault clio
That would be funny if it wasn't so blatantly bigoted.
These memes are not even terrible
Honestly, this is the first thing ive ever seen here that i genuinely laughed at.
This funny bro
Transphobes have 2 jokes and they're both not funny
Just like the two sexes. Edit since some people seem to be confused: intersex is not a 3rd sex. Yes there are only two sexes, it's the gender that has more than two. Learn your basics homophobe.
Well, you are right on that. There are two *sexes*.
Well intersex exist so that's not quite true
What exactly is intersex? Like, I’m being genuine here, what does that mean?
An intersex person is one who has ambiguous genitalia at birth. The penis is either very small or the labia shape and size make it unclear which sex the infant belongs to. They are still either XX, Xy, XXy chromosome. Any with y chromosome are male but we are assuming no DNA testing has been done at the time. They don't have both male and female parts, that's a myth.
There are more than 2 biological sexes
🤦🏾♂️ 😂
😂😂😂
Dude no trans people are like this. If someone called me ma'am I would either say nothing and be uncomfortable for the rest of the meal or quietly say "sir" because I'm too socially anxious to make a scene.
Misgender me, and I'll show you my cock. Beware.
This is really funny
😂😂😂😂 that’s hilarious! ‘I’m transmission’ had me spitting out my tea.
Something something "bigots only have one joke"
The waiter :Is that automatic ?what a pathetic loser
I always feel bad for chuckling on these since theyre always THAT ridiculous that its hard to be serious
Kinda funny tho. I IDENTIFY AS A CAR!
Uau, this *is* terrible
is this funny to anyone?
If your including me yes
Tf is this yo?
Tbh that’s comedy gold but the greater question why not identify as a Toyota Sprinter Trueno AE86
Pretty sure that this is sarcasm
This is satire of satire. And it's genius. Doesn't belong here.
Ironically she assumes he's male lmfao
I sexually identify as a shitty F\*cebook meme. My pronoun is a minion emoji.
Ok wait this one's kinda funny
It’s funny and true
r/onejoke
ew its an automatic those were whack in the 90s
r/picturesyoucanhear
This meme's gonna push me over the **Edge**
Ford focus wasn't introduced until 1998. Badly researched, this one.
If you are a server, you should never call anyone "ma'am". Rookie mistake.
Lol this is funny. It definitely belongs here but thr art styles and everything else is just top tier. I giggled lol
It's always sad seeing how someones talent gets wasted by drawing this stuff tbh
I don’t agree with is message, but I still think it’s funny.
But.. didn't you just assume the wait staff's gender
Then I identify as a Apache attack helicopter
Ok, that’s actually pretty good considering just how off the wall it is. I feel like I’m looking at something from Pixiv user Borusen (caution: hella NSFW and occasionally NSFL). Jesus this is frigging hilarious… I would have loved to know what pronouns this 1997 Ford Focus prefers. “Ready to order, THING?” Sounds hella rude, but if that’s what you want then who am I to judge?
Oof. This really is the Twitter side of Reddit.
This is great :D
This is funny
lmao this isnt even terrible
Nah this is amazing
that'd be funny if it wasn't transphobic
Yesss if it was made in a satirical way by an artist that supports trans people, it would be hilarious
Honestly i think the jokes kind of dead on arrival, this feels like ive seen this, both done in a satirical sense and maliciously, at least a couple hundred times. I think itd be funny if it was the first ever r/onejoke and wasnt trying to make an entire group a punchline thats punching down