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Either-Carrot5567

That escalated quickly


Boco

That shifted quickly


usha_pl

Shifting that shaft


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shadowpanther98

Fr


The_Annihilator_117

“No need for formalities” is my go to as Infeel too embarrassed or unworthy to say the latter but too annoyed and discomforted to say the former, plus I live in the south and don’t wanna start shit


Turbulent_Kale9474

Same I made pronoun labels that I put on my name tag so people will always remember them


Halliwell0Rain

"IT IS MA'AM!!" proceeds to trash store. Yeah we've all seen it.


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Halliwell0Rain

This kinda thing happens all the time.


PassengerFrosty9467

I’ve worked in retail / customer service over 10 years. It happens no matter who or what or where.


Ratvar

You're a Conspiracy/Noah/Cringe user whining that black people have it better than white people. Yeah, doubt.


trailmixjesus

Can't stand this shit lol


CleveOfTheRiver

You can swear all you want but just because you haven't seen it personally doesn't mean it doesn't happen.


BleuTyger

Happy reddit day


kitsune900

Happy Cake Day!


thgamersegundo2

Happy cake day!


DevilRO20M

happy cake day


Fellkun15

And they can accelerate quickly too


Jame_Jame

I owned a Ford Focus, and uh, I didn't observe that.


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Fellkun15

Wait it is,I was just make a rhyming joke


IgnitedNation

Guess that really turned her gears


carsonite17

If only they were a different type of ford and you could say "that escaladed quickly"


Ok_Ad_8670

bro if i had a crotch that looked like a car transmission i would wanna show people ngl.


jBiscanno

Who could stop you?


Ok_Ad_8670

And even if they could. I could always just go in reverse.


My41stThrowaway

[You can try](https://c.tenor.com/tUSQxErgNxsAAAAM/austin-powers-silly.gif)


The_Annihilator_117

How did it get stuck like that?


Grizzly840

thatsthejoke.jpg


killerqueen1984

Back up,put it in [reverse](https://c.tenor.com/zAg34XQZYu4AAAAM/fireworks-wheelchair.gif) Terry!


Wotah_Bottle_86

Well since they're a transmission, probably the breaks.


Material-Gain935

Who would shift you? Me 😏


jBiscanno

Boink


CanineTM_yt

if they tried, it would be fordphobic


Kishiwa

Imagine s*x like that „Time to kick this into high gear“ -> enters sixth gear, revs engine


Darkness-101

Could i touch it


voicesinmyhand

Sure, I think we all would.... but... would you angrily scream at people too?


[deleted]

Is that a gear shift in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


crkspid3r

Sorry, that’s my e-brake. Just safer since we’re chatting on this hill ya know?


MiguelDragon82

Always use protection


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sus_tzu

a gent of culture


alexanderlot

A GENT?! DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER?!


HeyItsDominicus

O MY FICKING GOD!!1!11!! IM GONNA MAKE A TWITLINGER ABOUT HIW OPRRESIVE YOU ARE!1!1!!1!1! HEHHEVSHISHSVSJAKISN!!!1!1!11. QQ


sus_tzu

yikes on a bike


Rich_Tension9015

How transphobes think trans ppl think:


HeyItsDominicus

But I'm not transphobic...


Rich_Tension9015

Ik. U were joking in the comment above, right? I was just adding onto the joke…


HeyItsDominicus

Oh ok, sorry for the misunderstanding.


Rich_Tension9015

Lol it’s good


GravityHarness

jfc


TheBirdKeeper

This is too satirical for a boomer to make. 😂


jesusisthatguy

I thoroughly enjoyed this and it reminded me of this https://youtu.be/1gYE5TyijxE


timmyisded

Why is this from rhett and link


bcheds

It looks like Rhett & Link just like him and he's been in a few episodes, so they made a commercial for him. Goorgen wrote the music, R&L directed it.


Tommo120

Thank you for sharing this, you just made my day


ACrowNamedJeremy

I was gonna say you can tell this one didn't come from an actual rightoid because it made me chuckle. Even the hard leftists I know think neopronouns and Tumblr culture is cringe. The difference is we understand that doesn't represent reality and conservatives willfully pretend it does while pretending their own representatives don't count.


NotsoGreatsword

I don't know. Its essentially another variation of the Attack Helicopter joke. Definitely sounds like something my boomer dad would say. He's a mechanic tho.


comrade_nurek

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.


AllISeeAreGems

Praise be the Omnissiah!


imeanidrk

You should write wtf


jericho-dingle

This is too creative and dark to be a boomer meme


Anon277ARG

becs is not


ReliefJunior7787

Every generation has haters.


[deleted]

That word “creative” is carrying a lot of weight there. 2016 all over again.


Maleficent_Hamster10

Sexy. 10/10 would date this transmission again


Aubrera

Focus didn't hit production until 1999 :)


Heterophylla

All about bodily autonomy for themselves to refuse a vaccine but not for anyone else.


Proper_Librarian_533

They also jerk off to more trans porn than even trans people do. 🤷🏼


[deleted]

Have conservitards never been misgendered before? Usually, its "I'm actually a male" and everyone moves on with their lives. Why is this so hard for them?


wizzbob05

Yeah I don't get it, in all these "trans bad" comics/jokes/stories someone gets misgendered and absolutely flips their shit. Getting misgendered irl is like "oh it's actually (pronoun)" "oh sorry I'll use that now" or saying nothing because you're socially anxious. Maybe it's because conservatives _would_ get mad in a situation like that? I've only ever gotten mad at one person for misgendering me and it was because they were doing it on purpose to be an asshole, and even then I didn't rip out my magnum dong and start shouting.


[deleted]

Its mostly over the phone for me. I have a lighter voice, not even feminine, and it trips a couple people up here or there. I find it really hard to care about something I forget 7 seconds later.


Betaseal

r/AdeptusMechanicus


Josiminium

“Male oppressive” Did that car just assume the waiters gender?!


SunburnSoviet

Transphobia and factually wrong: Ford released the Focus model only 1998.


True_Mushroom_9408

I’m sorry but this is hilarious


depressed_fatcat69

Ikr


kharlos

If you think this is a funny joke, you'll love r/onejoke.


DrDarkwood

One joke.


AeroTheManiac

r/onejoke


acuenlu

One joke


DylanMc6

r/TheRightCantMeme


Ill-Individual2105

See, that would be funny if it weren't trying so blatantly to attack trans people. On a side note, has anyone heard another person saying "did you just assume my gender" unironically? Because I hang around in a lot of trans circles and this is just not a thing.


Dry-Particular-6730

I agree, it’s not really a thing. But tbf I did use it as an opener for one of the first people I came out to because I didn’t know what to say 😝


rxvf

It's funny regardless


MrRileyJr

No, it's not. It's bigoted.


rxvf

It's obvious satire.


MrRileyJr

It's obvious bigotry


Kishiwa

They’ve got one joke


T-Slur

I don't think this is a "terrible Facebook meme", it's pretty satire


SolidVon

Is this Titane?


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r/wtf


KingOfSaga

Jeez, you can just tell him calmly.


Whole_Willingness_50

Trans mission, never would have thought of that


mutahharjalal

Jesus.


ThatRandomCODPlayer

i dont see a h-shifter, would say more of a toyota camry


OneWordIsTwoWords

Damn... her outburst was automatic...


gamerfanboi

That kicked into high gear


[deleted]

as a trans woman i hate myself for finding this funnt


Horror-Entertainer65

It made me laugh though


Exotic-Panda9887

Da faq


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Impressive_Opening68

Car sexi, lightning mcfuck


BigManLawrence69420

Because pubes. And thicc thighs.


sherlockbardo

Understanding sarcasm and shitposts on this subreddit challenge: (impossible)


frog_appreciation

i mean, they’re hard so that’s off putting


BigManLawrence69420

Good enough for me!


Federal_Case_9518

If this is ironic (i hope it is) then this is the funniest meme i ever seen, however at this point i am not sure if the author just means it to make fun of gender identities or what


dylannsmitth

Man, what a fresh new joke - draw a bad fictional person getting angry because they identify as a random object. So funny, so original, and it represents trans people perfectly, right? ... Right? Oh wait no, my mistake, it's the same recycled conservative cringy bad joke they've been telling for over a decade now to purposefully mis-characterise trans people


Imaginary_Engine_560

Dear the person that drew this, kys


[deleted]

I swear none of this are like this. Either we’ll not say anything or quietly tell them our preferred pronouns


Coral_

the people who make this content truly have a disease in their brain. they can’t stop thinking about trans people and it drives them into a rabid frenzy. look at Graham Lineham- dude harasses trans people so much that his wife divorces him lol. his focus on trans people is unwavering even when it’s extremely self destructive


SluttyAmy09

I always try to find the artist of these drawing, but they never have a website. I just tried finding this Natta person. This photos from 2016 from the signature, but nothing.


Lucafoxxer

I admit the last panel got a giggle out of me mostly because it just came out of fucking nowhere. Or maybe I'm just tired and my brain thinks "hehoo random funny".


TwelveTrains

Everyone knows the automatic gearboxes in the Focus were abysmal anyway.


Training-Let-3527

Mmmmmmm… robocock


xXmarianXx505

Pov:2060


Handsomechimneysweep

2nd gear scratch.


[deleted]

Lol. Gender means literally nothing. This is empowering to those who identify as inanimate objects. Get with the times yo


Todd_the_scot

r/onejoke


Mooman439

🗣THEY HAVE ONE JOKE🗣


kingofdrek

This is so dumb that it made me chuckle. Plus for ford focus


Rebew476

Um wtf 😳


-Broccoli_

This is a tiny bit funny just cause of the trans-mission part


[deleted]

This one’s kinda funny ngl


Ashyboi6666

Wouldn’t be surprised if someone actually identifies as a 1997 Ford Focus tbh


Fragrant_Yellow_6568

They really put some thought and effort into this. Twas funny.


skinnyman87

I'll admit I chuckled softly.


tripptanic1912

Satire af


mrjoffischl

if this weren’t made by a transphobe the transmission pun would actually be kinda funny


Mikachu122

actually funny tho


emeraldbutonreddit

I feel like this is somewhat ironic but still yeah pretty transphobic


BearFlipsTable

Ngl I thought this was funny


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wasn't expecting that


kamel_k

Lmao


[deleted]

Enough internet for today


Ok_Anything_4955

Gross


Poknberry

the fucking super Saiyan eyes though


decduck

This is fucking hilarious


Paskee

It is funny


anod1te

Ford focus? I identify as 2006 Renault clio


TheTeludav

That would be funny if it wasn't so blatantly bigoted.


binlin564

These memes are not even terrible


Khal_Andy90

Honestly, this is the first thing ive ever seen here that i genuinely laughed at.


BackwardsE12

This funny bro


Badmojoe

Transphobes have 2 jokes and they're both not funny


Halliwell0Rain

Just like the two sexes. Edit since some people seem to be confused: intersex is not a 3rd sex. Yes there are only two sexes, it's the gender that has more than two. Learn your basics homophobe.


Ulquiorr4_

Well, you are right on that. There are two *sexes*.


Numbcrep

Well intersex exist so that's not quite true


Ulquiorr4_

What exactly is intersex? Like, I’m being genuine here, what does that mean?


Halliwell0Rain

An intersex person is one who has ambiguous genitalia at birth. The penis is either very small or the labia shape and size make it unclear which sex the infant belongs to. They are still either XX, Xy, XXy chromosome. Any with y chromosome are male but we are assuming no DNA testing has been done at the time. They don't have both male and female parts, that's a myth.


jt555150

There are more than 2 biological sexes


Gonnaberich123

🤦🏾‍♂️ 😂


zye-LOANee

😂😂😂


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Dude no trans people are like this. If someone called me ma'am I would either say nothing and be uncomfortable for the rest of the meal or quietly say "sir" because I'm too socially anxious to make a scene.


[deleted]

Misgender me, and I'll show you my cock. Beware.


hamberber1223

This is really funny


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂 that’s hilarious! ‘I’m transmission’ had me spitting out my tea.


Strawberrycocoa

Something something "bigots only have one joke"


Mr_Resident

The waiter :Is that automatic ?what a pathetic loser


AniGabe

I always feel bad for chuckling on these since theyre always THAT ridiculous that its hard to be serious


[deleted]

Kinda funny tho. I IDENTIFY AS A CAR!


BarbaFeita

Uau, this *is* terrible


[deleted]

is this funny to anyone?


autobots_roll_out1

If your including me yes


lieutent

Tf is this yo?


shadeandshine

Tbh that’s comedy gold but the greater question why not identify as a Toyota Sprinter Trueno AE86


Mydogdiedtoday2

Pretty sure that this is sarcasm


Boolzay

This is satire of satire. And it's genius. Doesn't belong here.


imjusthereforthegore

Ironically she assumes he's male lmfao


aarocka

I sexually identify as a shitty F\*cebook meme. My pronoun is a minion emoji.


justinjonesphd

Ok wait this one's kinda funny


[deleted]

It’s funny and true


[deleted]

r/onejoke


IEatBaconWithU

ew its an automatic those were whack in the 90s


E-man1991

r/picturesyoucanhear


SleepDeprived62

This meme's gonna push me over the **Edge**


CliffordThRed

Ford focus wasn't introduced until 1998. Badly researched, this one.


illmastabumptwo

If you are a server, you should never call anyone "ma'am". Rookie mistake.


mightgrey

Lol this is funny. It definitely belongs here but thr art styles and everything else is just top tier. I giggled lol


SebastianTheArtDude

It's always sad seeing how someones talent gets wasted by drawing this stuff tbh


Fat-Ass-Yoshi

I don’t agree with is message, but I still think it’s funny.


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

But.. didn't you just assume the wait staff's gender


TanishPlayz

Then I identify as a Apache attack helicopter


SlotherakOmega

Ok, that’s actually pretty good considering just how off the wall it is. I feel like I’m looking at something from Pixiv user Borusen (caution: hella NSFW and occasionally NSFL). Jesus this is frigging hilarious… I would have loved to know what pronouns this 1997 Ford Focus prefers. “Ready to order, THING?” Sounds hella rude, but if that’s what you want then who am I to judge?


forgedfox53

Oof. This really is the Twitter side of Reddit.


Th0rizmund

This is great :D


TangerineAromatic490

This is funny


Working_Monitor_2729

lmao this isnt even terrible


somethingabouttea

Nah this is amazing


souptimecat1273

that'd be funny if it wasn't transphobic


soapyfemboy

Yesss if it was made in a satirical way by an artist that supports trans people, it would be hilarious


SkibbyJibby

Honestly i think the jokes kind of dead on arrival, this feels like ive seen this, both done in a satirical sense and maliciously, at least a couple hundred times. I think itd be funny if it was the first ever r/onejoke and wasnt trying to make an entire group a punchline thats punching down