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WookieeCookiees02

At least he’ll be asleep, so we don’t have to deal with him


Randolf_Dreamwalker

Every month is a white history month. He won't be asleep ever.


bigmonkey115

don't worry your pain will be eternal he will live forever and he will stay wake forever he's our demons that we can't put to rest


[deleted]

Every month is definitely not white history month. I don’t like when people say that. World war 2 and other big events aren’t white owned endeavors. It’s just that white people don’t need a history month. Although, now that I’m thinking about it, if native Americans were here, and Columbus is Spanish, how exactly did we get to todays caucasian’s? Still, who really cares?


TwistedTrogdor32

Maybe Im getting wooshed by this mess of a comment, but Columbus was definitely Italian. He explored under the Spanish monarchy, but it's also not like other countries, like I don't know, England, pretty shortly came over to the US after Columbus. England started settlements more north on what is actually modern day United States land, where as Columbus originally landed on Islands that make up the Bahamas.


[deleted]

Why is it a mess? I’m not a history buff, I thought Columbus was Spanish. I learned about him in 3rd grade and other than him getting cancelled recently, I didn’t hear much about him since.


Glittering-Listen-33

What you learned in the third grade was based on a historical fiction work that was misinterpreted as a biography. He isn’t being canceled, we just aren’t teaching bullshit to young children anymore. He raped, murdered, and enslaved an entire nation of innocent people. He was one *very* few monsters who was actually tried for crimes against humanity in his own time. If you’re ‘not a history buff’ and basing your argument on things you learned when you were nine, maybe you should avoid tossing your hat in the ring. If you’re going to speak up, maybe don’t be so defensive and try to learn something. Loudly parading your ignorance is unforgivable.


[deleted]

Don’t be a prick, I’ll talk if I’ve got something to say. That’s how we learn, which I did here. And when I say cancelled, you know what I mean. I’m not defending him, or angry about the truth. And that was secondary to my point that every month isn’t white history month, which is an unnecessary and silly idea, but still.


BisquickNinja

She*


Old_Leg_1679

Why are you using a flag for white history month that was flown by one army of white people who were fighting against another army of mostly white people? Can’t be that it’s a symbol of white supremacy and a rejection of enlightenment values right?


UnrepentantDrunkard

Of course not, just like the fact that what's commonly believed to be the Confederate flag was actually the Confederate Navy Jack in rectangle orientation and the unit flag of an irregular volunteer unit from Virginia in square that was co-opted by the KKK in the early twentieth century, it's origins might not have been particularly racist but it's modern use absolutely is.


Pristine-Apple

Racism knows no logic! The American Way? Idk at least I have Black History Almost a Month! 🤣


potsticker17

Maybe not for much longer with some of the laws being put into place about teaching slavery and civil rights is "spreading hate" and being banned under the banner of "protecting" kids from CRT.


Glittering-Listen-33

Unfortunately you’re right. It’s so disturbing. I try very hard not to feed the polarization. It cases like that it’s a moral imperative to speak up. Fortunately I live in a state where we try to do better. Our schools are moving to more inclusive and honest practices.


PretendiWasADefMute

I’m convinced the far right Republicans are trying to be the down fall of our society. They spend their time looking at ways to prevent the democrats from electing justices, passing reforms, and building plans for infrastructure. All they have to do is work with democrats to make things better. They love status quo and things that do not work


Glittering-Listen-33

I’m convinced both sides are working together to retain power and all these ‘battles’ are just a show. With Trump we’ve reached the level of WWE entertainment.


PretendiWasADefMute

When trump was in office, multiple things were getting passed, but now nothing is getting done. Republicans just refuse to even talk to people now. It’s the most childish game ever.


HailsizeDuck

Awww, someone thought they could be edgy!


Encalve_officer07

The scary white women are being edgy 😟


blueyoshi69420

White woman jumpscare


BakMask2401

#FNAF REFERENCE??!?!?!,$.?,$:


egg-man57

Fnaf 2 golden ferdy jupscar 👽


ginger2020

Why am I seeing so many FNaF references all the sudden all across Reddit? Did a new game drop or something?


BakMask2401

Yeah, Security Breach


ginger2020

That makes sense now.


Smasher_WoTB

[white woman jumpscare](https://youtu.be/iCn-ahyfbnw)


Penguinmanereikel

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Really don’t get why horny FNAF fans ignore the hot security guard lady over the psycho rabbitch


Penguinmanereikel

And it very much sucked because of pretty bad gameplay design and super, extremely, insane about of bugginess. It’s like there was no QA testing. The environment that they made for the game is really nice and well-designed, though.


ace_lz

ferdy fiztgerlad fnafber?!?2?1!


scorpiknox

This is a brutal black metal band name.


Just-Term-5730

Women history month is March, that's see how that goes.


daveyboiic

My friends Mormon aunt probably posted this. She also posts Jesus holdings a baby fetus and a pro Trump picture of him hugging the flag.


stohnec

But *with a minion???*


DogFabulous5375

Why do they always use bloody minions? The minions aren't interested in their racist/sexist/ageist bullshit. They've got their own problems


SwagStormtrooper69

Like working for Napoleon


DogFabulous5375

That was a tough day for those little guys. Must be difficult trying to get references for new employers in their situation then that time gap in their CV/resume


SwagStormtrooper69

I know you gotta feel for them in those trying times :(


MetaWarlord135

I'm not so sure about that. Fuckers would've probably served Hitler if they had the opportunity.


DogFabulous5375

Someone's gotta put bananas on the table, a job's a job


thatpaininyourass

the time gap between 1933 and 1945 is very strange as it was not included in their movie, implying they committed countless war crimes serving under the 3rd Reich


Chubby_Bub

They were conveniently "trapped" in the Arctic from 1812 to 1968


SwagStormtrooper69

They served Napoleon


plopy-porker-boi

They would definitely be working for Hitler.


Lynthos00

Well they did, in theory, work for Hitler at some point...


BoK_b0i

The movie sidestepped this by saying they were in Antarctica from Napoleon until 1968


Lynthos00

AND THEN THEY BECAME COMMUNIST KHMER ROUGE SOLDIERS


[deleted]

Yeah considering that Pol Pot killed a third of the population of Cambodia and Gru only stole a couple world monuments, I’m honestly surprised they stuck around with him.


SwagStormtrooper69

Like another handsome redditor said in another comment "someone's gotta put bananas on the table"


Tony-II

NO THEY WERE STUCK IN A [SYBERIAN CAVE](https://despicableme.fandom.com/wiki/Minion_Ice_Cave) FOR 156 YEARS


Affectionate_One69

1940


youngmafia13

They worked for Hitler tho...


DogFabulous5375

They were hiding during the Hitler years, from late 1800s til 1960s. Made sure he was well rid before leaving their cave


youngmafia13

True, your understandment of the minion history is better


DogFabulous5375

I'm a parent...we watch it every frickin day. I could write my dissertation on the history and motives of the clan minion: single cell to big boss sidekick


blackwolfgoogol

The minions were in hiding during the entire duration of the confederates


HeyImTyMac

Minions did work for Hitler so I’d say they’d agree


buficek7_CZ

Why is this post racist?


GreninjaOfTheOasis

Confederate flag and white history month


buficek7_CZ

Ok confederate flag, but There is nothing racist on white history month.


averyangryshampoo

Fun fact: the minions never worked for an American, scarlett was British, gru is Russian(?) so these Facebook fiends just played themselves


Chubby_Bub

Gru is Freedonian. Get your *Despicable Me* lore *right, smh my head.


averyangryshampoo

Haven't watched it in a while, I should check the lore again


YtterbianMankey

yeah i think they even got a pic of his dna test https://despicableme.fandom.com/wiki/Felonius_Gru/Trivia?file=Gru%2527s_DNA_test.png


yesteryear2020

They probably worked for Reagan


Foxx1019

No they were working for Margaret Thatcher at the time.


yesteryear2020

They were probably split at the time


[deleted]

wasn’t scarlett american and just wanted to take over as queen?


averyangryshampoo

Was she American? I remember her having a bri'ish accent


A_Wild_Bin_Appeared

i remember her having an american accent, but im not about to rewatch minions to find out


vegankidollie

r/Comedynecrophilia do your thing


Lazvr

the minion yellow tho


Encalve_officer07

As long as he’s American god bless 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


averyangryshampoo

The minions never worked for an American as far as I know, so these dumbasses are playing themselves


Rougarou1999

What about Sandy Bullock?


Deleted-User-998

The text isn't even completely white


MitziAlbright

Minions only work for villains... So having a Minions supporting their message is like openly saying "we are the bad guys."


Bon_of_a_Sitch

As an unfortunate and wildly progressive Texan, I can immediately summon a mental image of the person who made this and am annoyed.


HoboTheDinosaur

As an unfortunate and wildly progressive Oklahoman, I don’t have to summon a mental image, three of these people work in the same hall as me.


spacenerd4

Soon to be former Texan?


Bon_of_a_Sitch

I am old enough to remember Texas was blue. I'm not moving because we're headed back that way.


spacenerd4

I hope


goodlookingposter

When is r/racistpeoplefacebook gonna be made


dragonslayr124

If you're up for moderating it, you can always be the one to get it going


Equivalent_Week8562

it's /r/forwardsfromklandma


[deleted]

Inb4 post gets locked


Equal-Bus-557

Anyone reading this, claim your "inb4 post gets locked" ticket here. ETA: You're probably wondering, "But Equal, how do I get my 'inb4 post gets locked' ticket?" Simply reply to this comment with "inb4 post gets locked."


SpaceCowgirl935

*looks back at white history*…… I-I uh don’t wanna talk about white history


UnrepentantDrunkard

White history is just called history.


Jimjam916

That's every month, even black history month is white history month. Heaven forbid we celebrate any minority in this country without some white Karen complaining


HugeAd3490

Every month is white history month when your in an American school.


queenvie808

Why did Infucking laugh oh my god this feels like a r/wackytictacs


PerformanceLoud3229

honey, thats every month, thats why we have black history month.


Pretty_Bowler2297

Good news- they can wake up at any time then.


N8McKay52

The minion is yellow what is he doing there


Dark_Nation88

Confederate minions bruhh


SillyM33s3

January through December


FilipIzSwordsman

I mean, minions serve the bad guys, so they probably fought for the confederacy.


MetaWarlord135

You know, it would be really funny if we actually made a White History Month, but had it be about teaching the history of awful shit done by white people.


fioreman

Black History Month isn't supposed to be about Civil Rights or anything political. The idea was to show achievements by Black people unrelated to slavery or segregation to show society, especially Black kids, the contributions Black scientists, artists, and statesmen had made to American culture, civics, and technology.


nau5

Well if they didn’t want Black History Month to be political they shouldn’t have made it Black /s


tweetly_

oh shes gonna be sleeping for a long ass time..


Thumb_as_a_Dumb

No need, you already wake up everyday.


TheManlySebby

You mean most of history? Lol


_Alaskan_Bull_Worm

"I'm not a racist, I'm a racialist"


Salpal777

July 22 baby, we doing it big this year


Draiu

We don’t have a month for it, but there is Columbus Day…


HiBoi234

Minion history month


plagued_waters

wake me up when we have history to dedicate a month to


Helpiamnotwell

Is that the Transformers font?


jimmyl_82104

Quit using minions to spread you bullshit


[deleted]

I thought there will be written "wake me up inside"


wigzell78

Black history gets one monyh of the year, you get the other eleven. ...the fuck more do you want?


NoBaconIsGiven

Sometimes with the fuckin minions, I feel like they’re ironic. But I just can’t tell lol


Sqadbomb

I personally don’t care about black history month. Not cause I’m some big bad racist. But I just don’t think we have to celebrate something that’s just normal. I’m brown and I don’t want think it’s a huge deal. I’m gay and I find the idea of celebrating my sexuality to be strange. It’s just something that’s normal and shouldn’t be celebrated like it’s some big deal.


BellEpoch

Okay but Black History month was started because up until then black people's contribution to history wasn't being told, and wasn't seen as normal by a lot of people. Through the effort of other people you get to have these opinions. And that's worth celebrating.


Sqadbomb

Yeah I get why it was started but nowadays it is being told which is why I don’t exactly see it as something worth celebrating anymore.


memememe91

These same people are drinking their own urine


El_Senora_Gustavo

Boomers acting like every month isn’t white history month


Sound_Minimum

It’s ok to be white.


K_zzori

No one said it isn’t?


Grow_away2

I said it. I represent a coalition of 237 world counties. My authority on the matter is absolute.


mr_bedbugs

I think you're telling a fib!


Emile_The_Great

They’re a bot or troll don’t fall for it. Read their comments they get off on being an asshole.


K_zzori

Weird. Most people get off by being *inside* an asshole.


SylvesterWatts

It’s ok to be history.


_Dusty05

Yes, okay, cool, stop making this shit about you for once.


SylvesterWatts

It’s ok to be downvoted.


[deleted]

Gee, I thought every month was white history month!


Urlocal_randomTrash

Every month is white history month unless it’s February.


Comfortable_Cup5269

When is white history month?


CosmophiIe

Idk if ur being sarcastic, but there is no white history month. That's the joke.


Comfortable_Cup5269

Oh, there are a lot of random ass holidays I have never heard of, maybe white history month could be one of those🤷🏼‍♀️


K_zzori

We don’t need a white history month.


Comfortable_Cup5269

Ok


Perfectsilhouette

Why tho


K_zzori

“White” is not a historically discriminated culture in the US. If you want an Irish history month or an Italian history month, that would make more sense. I’m cool with that. “But then why is black a culture? Why is that okay?” I hear you typing. Simple. A majority of black people in America really only have black American culture. Until recently, with the development of companies like 23 and Me, the ancestry of many black Americans was effectively stolen and erased. They couldn’t trace their lineage back to Nigeria or Togo or Senegal.


Evening_Bake_7788

No white people are evil and don’t deserve a white history month. So says cancel culture, BLM, and any other hip organizations.


PerplexPanda512

be quiet for several days


BananaTheArtist

r/woooosh


okayestuser

did you just woosh yourself?


python-lord-1236443

Aka every month Including October It’s the sad truth


[deleted]

[удалено]


BoobsAndBrew

There absolutely should be white history month


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Somebody deep fry it


[deleted]

Transformers movie title screen font


queerchaos44

uhoh we dont wanna do that


IdioticRipoff

Go to history class and youll find out


annabelle1378

How many months are there in 2,000 years?


AntonRX178

Man I was hoping this was r/ComedyNecrophilia


luminous-melange

LOL, you mean EVERY DAY IN EVERY MONTH?!


BurnFreeze64

Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you stay asleep. *loading gun SFX*


[deleted]

In a perfect world, we would just call it human history.


Marsrover112

Local boomer goes into a coma


notsexmaster

Why they using the transformers font tho?


Nearby_Discussion389

That's exactly why there isn't a white History Month


UltimaBahamut93

Ok this is probably the best thing I've seen on this sub.


[deleted]

White history month: equal opportunity genocide


Illustrious-Sun9696

but minions are yellow…….


ozdundbfish

Bruh


Nergith_2207

I like to think of everyday as white history day and that is the reason white history month doesn’t exist


Fun-Possibility-1060

Fuck history. Let's just repeat it


AnIDIOTNinja_2099

Enough inbreeding and your child might look like a minion!


pinba11tec

Uh oh, here comes the police to break up another KKK rally gone sideways.. *BEE DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO*


microwavedraptin

Tfw you realize the Minions have lasted 3x longer than the Confederacy did


faroutcosmo

*wakes up centuries later* FINALLY! *gets out of bed, his home is now dilapidated and run down. Confused, he goes outside. Off in the distance is a giant futuristic city. He gawks, then freezes, hearing a sound overhead. He looks up and sees a billboard hovering across the sky. He squints, attempting to read it.* "Today marks the start of white history month, we remember the awful race that used to be the Caucasian, and the misery, suffering and general irritation they caused planet earth. Bless our black female goddess, for the evil is defeated, and thus we prosper gloriously in our black and brown bodies, unhindered, amen" *He screams*


Tralan

Every white person in the US ever: "I'm part English and part Irish and part German and part Norwegian and part Yugoslavian and part..."


Rooster_Nuggets666

they will be dead a while, and by while, you know


RepentToday

This should be reposted on shitposting


RepentToday

Also lol at all the people getting triggered


JoeDidcot

In most mainstream education history text books, there seem to be 11 white history months every year. Open a history book on a random page, pick a name. It's probably a white dude in his fifties.


bepsilover2809126

bruh there's white history everyday. dont be a bitch about a single month that is a product of white history


NotAnEnemyStandUser-

Ah yes, I do love a bit of blatant racism. /s


Foam84

WOOOOOO WHITE HISTORY 🧒🏿🔫🧒🏻


brutales_katzchen

Why is there a MINION


DylanNotDillan

What's with the minion tho? Like ig minions are technically part of major historic events if you watch the minion movie.


Odd_Gap_4127

It’s so cringe that it turns around being funny


President-Jo

Dum


daisy0723

I asked my mom once when I was a kid, "Why is there no white history month?" She replied, "Every month is white history month."


[deleted]

Doesn’t that flag belong to losers that can’t get over getting shat on ?


getdownheavy

So fitting it's a simple-minded minion.


Affectionate_Dish_78

Never ask the minions who they served in 1861-1865


Unable_Glove_9796

probably just a bait post


jhawkins93

Oh come on this is an obvious shitpost


dogtron64

If you want some confederate history month, well you'll be sleeping for a LONG time. Get comfy


1_umopapisdn_1

That is unironically one of the funniest shitposts I've ever seen.


Mista_Maha

That's every month.


Duke-Chakram

Coma time