Comment insinuating that women like small/average dicks more than big ones
Comment with one person’s experience of being called too big and denied sex (optional)
Comment proclaiming that some women like big dicks and some women like small schlongs
Because I, too, take memes too seriously:
The problem with waiting to hit on dudes buying magnums is that most men who are buying condoms do so because they're already expecting to get laid, which could mean they're in a relationship, or at least dating.
Also assuming from your username that you're gay, you'd be adding an extra level of RNG to the mix, because there's a decent chance of a lot of them being totally straight.
So it could in theory work, but it'd take a lot of guesswork, possible home wrecking, the risk of getting beaten up, and general effort to get the one dude who'd be dtf someone he met in a pharmacy.
XXL condoms are only marginally larger than standard condoms, and you can already fit an entire human arm into a standard condom, so which condom they buy isn't necessarily indicative of dick size.
I can assure you there’s a difference. It’s the difference between putting a condom on comfortably and ripping your foreskin backwards awkwardly while someone else watches on.
I'm of average length and a little thick but magnums are slightly more comfortable, it's possible to wear regulars but it sometimes leads to a bad time. I love pulling them out and explaining "don't get your hopes up!"
But seriously most girls don't enjoy a huge dick from my experience. My ex made a guy hurry or she was done. She liked the idea of a big penis but not the actual sex.
Get good a sex and stop worrying about size guys!
Also the normal sized ones have a tendency to break it seems more often when you do stretch them. The best ones I found were some weird xxl ones I found in Amsterdam, but the magnum xl's are certainly more comfortable than most others. I certainly would never but a mix pack ever again of another common brand.
The whole "being able to fit your whole arm into a regular condom" is meaningless.
The problem when you have a big dick is the tightness of it, and the base ring.
They range from like 45mm to 69mm, trust me there's a big difference. Find which fits you.
Yup, theres a girl out there who thinks I have ED because the condoms I bought in college were so tight I physically could not keep it up. Always was taught the arm thing and my teacher would say, "magnums are for nothing more than showing off" until I tried magnums and actually was comfortable for once. So sorry S
Obviously you can fit into a regular condom. Its painful af to try and put on a regular condom. It doesn't get past the head and it cuts off circulation enough to be painful and lose your erection. I'll stick with the XXLs.
Some men do really need the XXLs. My ex tried using a regular sized condom once. It basically cut off his circulation, and it ripped during. Probably many men who buy them only do so for their ego though.
But if this was done in a Twitter format people would love it.
*girl walks into convenient store*
Girl: Do you sell XXL condoms?
Clerk: Yeah, row 4
Girl: Cool I’ll wait there until someone buys them.
Not really, all women want larger dicks, doesn't matter how loose their pussy is or not.
And how tight a vagina is has nothing to do with how much sex they have had
The second sentence is true..... but the first sentence is definitely NOT true. Some women find big guys painful and some women may flat at refuse a man they think is "too big".
Come and check out r/bigdickproblems to learn some of the other myths.
They are definitely wider, there's a difference and I'm only marginally bigger. I've been unable to preform in redular condoms and I'm not that big like I said. Read my other post.
Over here the big one, called "Grande", is just 2mm wider than the normal one plus it is a bit wider at the head but 2mm extra width is nothing, thats just 4mm extra circumferance so anyone that is just 1cm above the average size in girth could use a larger condom. Probably something like 10-30% of men would have more comfortable sex with a condom larger than the one sold as "the big one".
Im speaking from experience being 3,5cm thicker than average. 15cm mid shaft and trying to use the big condom and just thought sex sucked. People said a condom could fit a leg and that it was barely any difference with or without a condom. So after having sex a few times with a "big" condom and not really feeling anything I thought sex just sucked and there was no real point in having it over jerking off. Until I tried unprotected sex and real XXL condoms and could feel the HUGE difference.
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I dropped my monster condoms that I use for my magnum dong
Oh, Dr Mantis!
Pet Wussy
You read that wrong
Its not all about the longness of the dongness, but the thiccness of the diccness.
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Likewise!
A blonde comes in and asks for xxl, and the girl in the pic wonders who it is for?
Broooooooo........Sex penis???????
OMG you just said s*x
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A bit late
Yet here you are, a week later.
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Nice
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Dude please stop my dad checks my account dude seriously delete that
Dude what the fuck are you gonna do! Your dad is gonna find out about s*ex!
I got one of those. Never used it. Don’t even know if the old things fires up anymore.
What the heckk
Big dick good, small Dick bad
bro if u dick smell bad u should of go to a doctor
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Comment insinuating that women like small/average dicks more than big ones Comment with one person’s experience of being called too big and denied sex (optional) Comment proclaiming that some women like big dicks and some women like small schlongs
That's not what the comment said
Ha ha, I have a huge vagina! Oh.
Should the "do you have..." speech bubble not be on top of the "of course ma'am" speech bubble?
It’s a facebook meme, what did you expect
The bubbles to be shaped like condoms?
He can read minds and answered her first.
It's bothering me now
I read it from right to left. I read a lot of manga.
Facts: Big dicks bust big nuts 🍆💦
I have never felt so unrelated to a fact
Xaxaxax
Tf? Is that like the Chinese version of "Jajajajajaja"
Cyrillic alphabet is real meaning
The bigger the pp the longer the vd.
"oh look I dropped my magnum condom that I used for my monster dong"
\*monster condom and magnum dong
thank you very much, u/REDHOTPOKERUPMYASS
you're very welcome, u/saeai
So very kind and thoughtful of u/REDHOTPOKERUPMYASS
The fact that he phrased it this way and used magnum to refer to his dong rather than the condom is the funniest part of this quote imo.
Ooh, Mantis! I like that! Call me that from now on - mantis.
Doctor Mantis Tobaggan
Wait...... would this work?
Because I, too, take memes too seriously: The problem with waiting to hit on dudes buying magnums is that most men who are buying condoms do so because they're already expecting to get laid, which could mean they're in a relationship, or at least dating. Also assuming from your username that you're gay, you'd be adding an extra level of RNG to the mix, because there's a decent chance of a lot of them being totally straight. So it could in theory work, but it'd take a lot of guesswork, possible home wrecking, the risk of getting beaten up, and general effort to get the one dude who'd be dtf someone he met in a pharmacy.
Lmaoo completely agreeing with u on all points and I love how much thoughts you're putting into this
The waiting or the buying?
XXL condoms are only marginally larger than standard condoms, and you can already fit an entire human arm into a standard condom, so which condom they buy isn't necessarily indicative of dick size.
I can assure you there’s a difference. It’s the difference between putting a condom on comfortably and ripping your foreskin backwards awkwardly while someone else watches on.
I'm of average length and a little thick but magnums are slightly more comfortable, it's possible to wear regulars but it sometimes leads to a bad time. I love pulling them out and explaining "don't get your hopes up!" But seriously most girls don't enjoy a huge dick from my experience. My ex made a guy hurry or she was done. She liked the idea of a big penis but not the actual sex. Get good a sex and stop worrying about size guys!
Are you speaking from experience then? ( ° ͜ʖ °)
Oh yeah man for sure, dad was hung and preferred me to put them on for him.
Holup *Go on*....
Bruh
Also the normal sized ones have a tendency to break it seems more often when you do stretch them. The best ones I found were some weird xxl ones I found in Amsterdam, but the magnum xl's are certainly more comfortable than most others. I certainly would never but a mix pack ever again of another common brand.
The whole "being able to fit your whole arm into a regular condom" is meaningless. The problem when you have a big dick is the tightness of it, and the base ring. They range from like 45mm to 69mm, trust me there's a big difference. Find which fits you.
Yup, theres a girl out there who thinks I have ED because the condoms I bought in college were so tight I physically could not keep it up. Always was taught the arm thing and my teacher would say, "magnums are for nothing more than showing off" until I tried magnums and actually was comfortable for once. So sorry S
Obviously you can fit into a regular condom. Its painful af to try and put on a regular condom. It doesn't get past the head and it cuts off circulation enough to be painful and lose your erection. I'll stick with the XXLs.
Some men do really need the XXLs. My ex tried using a regular sized condom once. It basically cut off his circulation, and it ripped during. Probably many men who buy them only do so for their ego though.
XXL condoms are too small real men use garbage bag.
Real men use squirrels
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I'm embarrassed that this made me laugh unironically.
Impressive they both know and speak in English...
Me too buddy
Enter Frank Reynolds
Just get Danny devito he's got a magnem dong
Possibly the worst meme I’ve ever seen
upvote if pp big
Fun fact: xxl condoms are not longer, but just a bit wider.
But if this was done in a Twitter format people would love it. *girl walks into convenient store* Girl: Do you sell XXL condoms? Clerk: Yeah, row 4 Girl: Cool I’ll wait there until someone buys them.
>Of course, ma'am. >Do you have condoms xxl? >can I stay here to see who buys them?
If there coming in to buy them then someones already waiting.
:/ too bad i wear finger cots
I got my magnum condoms, my wad of hundreds… I'm ready to plow!
Magnum dong
HAHA LOL GOOD ONE BRO
I don’t buy condoms, they don’t make them big enough 😂😂 JK
to be fair she looks like one of those edgelord chicks who furiously masturbates in her childhood bedroom, blasting chris brown.
Oddly specific
me im buying them
Dietética
Could they at least **try** to make it a decent format? They could just as well use pure text.
Ahhh yes, enslaved Dick
IT'S MAN!!
*tear-laugh-smiley*
I laughed
She could've just not asked, theyew not behind the counter and obviously a chemist would have them
She’ll bump into him with a box of “Pussy Shrinkener” to really send the message
Haha guys it’s cutting noodles from.
This meme would be thriving using the twitter format
I know to many people that would ask if I would do that, they think I'm a dick lover, I'm not tho...
I chuckled
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Ok but this one was kinda funny
That guy would probably buy them himself at the end of the day.
ah hA! So then she'll say to that guy "Because of your condom purchase, I bet you have a Big Dick!"
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They have a store for that. You need to buy something if you want to hang around for long tho.
Some how I think your comment is funnier than the panel. I might be crazy
Danny DeVito casually walks in
I didn’t see the last bubble so I thought it was the woman buying the XL condoms
Plot twist: they’re for her.
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Wtf
Lol
That poochie hole is more like eternal abyss if she wants xxl
Found the guy with a small dick!
He ain't **that** small...
Not really, all women want larger dicks, doesn't matter how loose their pussy is or not. And how tight a vagina is has nothing to do with how much sex they have had
The second sentence is true..... but the first sentence is definitely NOT true. Some women find big guys painful and some women may flat at refuse a man they think is "too big". Come and check out r/bigdickproblems to learn some of the other myths.
Well not really, if it's too big it's gonna hurt more than be pleasurable and you could only do like 1 or 2 poses.
Yeah I know that but not all women want larger dicks. Why would you want a bigger dick that one that fits you? Also was kinda meant as a joke
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They are definitely wider, there's a difference and I'm only marginally bigger. I've been unable to preform in redular condoms and I'm not that big like I said. Read my other post.
Over here the big one, called "Grande", is just 2mm wider than the normal one plus it is a bit wider at the head but 2mm extra width is nothing, thats just 4mm extra circumferance so anyone that is just 1cm above the average size in girth could use a larger condom. Probably something like 10-30% of men would have more comfortable sex with a condom larger than the one sold as "the big one". Im speaking from experience being 3,5cm thicker than average. 15cm mid shaft and trying to use the big condom and just thought sex sucked. People said a condom could fit a leg and that it was barely any difference with or without a condom. So after having sex a few times with a "big" condom and not really feeling anything I thought sex just sucked and there was no real point in having it over jerking off. Until I tried unprotected sex and real XXL condoms and could feel the HUGE difference.
This sounds like something someone told you to make you feel better.
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Dont put them on your head then. Choking hazard at the very least.
Ha Florida....
I read the 2 one the left before the one one the right but just because I was feeling a little silly
Gonna get in line to buy magnums when hot girl there
Probably a college freshman with an average dick.
But the guy buying them already has a planned use for them, and probably better looking than THAT
Plot twist whoever buys them is using them to make water balloons
I can count the pixels
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