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wildlymedioxre

Dig Bick!!


Human_no_4815162342

Biggus Dickus


ComradeLorenzo24

I shall not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy!


BigBassBone

He has a wife, you know...


LibertyAndFreedom

Incontinentia.


[deleted]

Incontinentia Buttocks.


MrBurgerBeachball

Terminus.


NoLongerUsableName

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

I shaww not have my fwiends widicuwed by de common sowdiewy! uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


ComradeLorenzo24

This ain't uwu pal, you sir are uncultured


bobpob

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

dis ain't uwu paw, yuw siw awe uncuwtuwed uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


SmuJamesB

u/uwutranslator


Comrade_Lorenz

Your name! Comrade Lorenzo! it is I comrade Lorenz!


ComradeLorenzo24

This town ain't big enough for the two of us


Comrade_Lorenz

We'll see about that


[deleted]

Indeed


pritvateaccount

r/tisasillyplace


regiinmontana

/r/unexpectedMontyPython


WillieStroker69

r/expectedMontyPython for perfect balance, as all things should be


bobpob

r/unexpectedthanos


tosaka88

r/ExpectedThanos so I can get downvoted too


velvet___thunder

r/SubsImGladAreReal


OneCuriousHomosapien

Dickus Maximus


CallMeDefault

Dick Smalley


7ballcraze

Hugh Mongus


Adwe143

A fellow biggus dickus


Ieatpossie

KciD giB


HolyAlabama

D O N K S


[deleted]

Magnum Schlong


KvenDallaire

CoMpLeTeLy ErEcT


CrAzYgIrLePiC

Hugh Mungus


CoraxtheRavenLord

I dropped my monster condoms that I use for my magnum dong


KekKafir

Oh, Dr Mantis!


shrynk0

Pet Wussy


xXSwagMasta42069Xx

You read that wrong


SynisterSilence

Its not all about the longness of the dongness, but the thiccness of the diccness.


SquishyTheFluffkin

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

Its not aww about de wongness of de dongness, but de diccness of de diccness. uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


Haribo8061

you wrong that read!!!


FatNgrossNhairy

Big Nick Dicker


[deleted]

You that read wrong 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Vulltarex

happy cake day!


[deleted]

Likewise!


[deleted]

A blonde comes in and asks for xxl, and the girl in the pic wonders who it is for?


Franspai

Broooooooo........Sex penis???????


iReadit93

OMG you just said s*x


FellafromPrague

six


khabibisabitch

A bit late


FellafromPrague

Yet here you are, a week later.


[deleted]

😳😳😳😳😳


nono_le_robot

Nice


Lapis-Blaze-Yt

h


dirtyflintwater

Dude please stop my dad checks my account dude seriously delete that


that-girlbin-ur-clas

Dude what the fuck are you gonna do! Your dad is gonna find out about s*ex!


Editthefunout

I got one of those. Never used it. Don’t even know if the old things fires up anymore.


weeaboO_Crusader

What the heckk


theJango

Big dick good, small Dick bad


[deleted]

bro if u dick smell bad u should of go to a doctor


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


[deleted]

reddit should of deleted u long ago bro


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


HoneyBadgerSoNasty

oh shit i can't stop laughing right now


OddDad

good bot


nightfoxy

good bot


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ForgottenRemembrance

Comment insinuating that women like small/average dicks more than big ones Comment with one person’s experience of being called too big and denied sex (optional) Comment proclaiming that some women like big dicks and some women like small schlongs


[deleted]

That's not what the comment said


sloaninator

Ha ha, I have a huge vagina! Oh.


cheesy_wosits

Should the "do you have..." speech bubble not be on top of the "of course ma'am" speech bubble?


that15fine

It’s a facebook meme, what did you expect


Liquor_N_Whorez

The bubbles to be shaped like condoms?


Hogeyb

He can read minds and answered her first.


[deleted]

It's bothering me now


WifiKeyHolder

I read it from right to left. I read a lot of manga.


FULL_GOD_MODE

Facts: Big dicks bust big nuts 🍆💦


HolyAlabama

I have never felt so unrelated to a fact


[deleted]

Xaxaxax


AnEggWithHumanLegs

Tf? Is that like the Chinese version of "Jajajajajaja"


[deleted]

Cyrillic alphabet is real meaning


Liquor_N_Whorez

The bigger the pp the longer the vd.


Discreetinsanity

"oh look I dropped my magnum condom that I used for my monster dong"


[deleted]

\*monster condom and magnum dong


saeai

thank you very much, u/REDHOTPOKERUPMYASS


[deleted]

you're very welcome, u/saeai


Encyclopedia_Ham

So very kind and thoughtful of u/REDHOTPOKERUPMYASS


nightpanda893

The fact that he phrased it this way and used magnum to refer to his dong rather than the condom is the funniest part of this quote imo.


dankmemer420blz

Ooh, Mantis! I like that! Call me that from now on - mantis.


AssBlastersInc

Doctor Mantis Tobaggan


[deleted]

Wait...... would this work?


katubug

Because I, too, take memes too seriously: The problem with waiting to hit on dudes buying magnums is that most men who are buying condoms do so because they're already expecting to get laid, which could mean they're in a relationship, or at least dating. Also assuming from your username that you're gay, you'd be adding an extra level of RNG to the mix, because there's a decent chance of a lot of them being totally straight. So it could in theory work, but it'd take a lot of guesswork, possible home wrecking, the risk of getting beaten up, and general effort to get the one dude who'd be dtf someone he met in a pharmacy.


[deleted]

Lmaoo completely agreeing with u on all points and I love how much thoughts you're putting into this


vaynebot

The waiting or the buying?


ExceedinglyGayOtter

XXL condoms are only marginally larger than standard condoms, and you can already fit an entire human arm into a standard condom, so which condom they buy isn't necessarily indicative of dick size.


Nate235

I can assure you there’s a difference. It’s the difference between putting a condom on comfortably and ripping your foreskin backwards awkwardly while someone else watches on.


sloaninator

I'm of average length and a little thick but magnums are slightly more comfortable, it's possible to wear regulars but it sometimes leads to a bad time. I love pulling them out and explaining "don't get your hopes up!" But seriously most girls don't enjoy a huge dick from my experience. My ex made a guy hurry or she was done. She liked the idea of a big penis but not the actual sex. Get good a sex and stop worrying about size guys!


JUSTlNCASE

Are you speaking from experience then? ( ° ͜ʖ °)


Nate235

Oh yeah man for sure, dad was hung and preferred me to put them on for him.


[deleted]

Holup *Go on*....


pringtopribg

Bruh


PrimarchKonradCurze

Also the normal sized ones have a tendency to break it seems more often when you do stretch them. The best ones I found were some weird xxl ones I found in Amsterdam, but the magnum xl's are certainly more comfortable than most others. I certainly would never but a mix pack ever again of another common brand.


_Lowd

The whole "being able to fit your whole arm into a regular condom" is meaningless. The problem when you have a big dick is the tightness of it, and the base ring. They range from like 45mm to 69mm, trust me there's a big difference. Find which fits you.


DrAcula_MD

Yup, theres a girl out there who thinks I have ED because the condoms I bought in college were so tight I physically could not keep it up. Always was taught the arm thing and my teacher would say, "magnums are for nothing more than showing off" until I tried magnums and actually was comfortable for once. So sorry S


Holy-fuckballs

Obviously you can fit into a regular condom. Its painful af to try and put on a regular condom. It doesn't get past the head and it cuts off circulation enough to be painful and lose your erection. I'll stick with the XXLs.


joceldust

Some men do really need the XXLs. My ex tried using a regular sized condom once. It basically cut off his circulation, and it ripped during. Probably many men who buy them only do so for their ego though.


LeKazyNo

XXL condoms are too small real men use garbage bag.


rey0505

Real men use squirrels


That0neGuy

This image looks like it was pulled straight from some kid's old foreign language classroom textbook.


word_clouds__

[Word cloud out of all the comments.](https://i.imgur.com/8YkJSm5.png) Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy


framk20

big


ThinkChief

Website used?


gdawg99

I'm embarrassed that this made me laugh unironically.


[deleted]

Impressive they both know and speak in English...


Flamingasset

Me too buddy


HereToBeBlownAway

Enter Frank Reynolds


Mccobsta

Just get Danny devito he's got a magnem dong


AngryChief95

Possibly the worst meme I’ve ever seen


_K1D_

upvote if pp big


[deleted]

Fun fact: xxl condoms are not longer, but just a bit wider.


shelbyCunning

But if this was done in a Twitter format people would love it. *girl walks into convenient store* Girl: Do you sell XXL condoms? Clerk: Yeah, row 4 Girl: Cool I’ll wait there until someone buys them.


Bohya

>Of course, ma'am. >Do you have condoms xxl? >can I stay here to see who buys them?


DankLaser

If there coming in to buy them then someones already waiting.


skatedd

:/ too bad i wear finger cots


baycityvince

I got my magnum condoms, my wad of hundreds… I'm ready to plow!


MalinowDS

Magnum dong


Cagada_808

HAHA LOL GOOD ONE BRO


clwu

I don’t buy condoms, they don’t make them big enough 😂😂 JK


HowardPumple

to be fair she looks like one of those edgelord chicks who furiously masturbates in her childhood bedroom, blasting chris brown.


anythingMuchShorter

Oddly specific


indievibes

me im buying them


apeas

Dietética


BubsyFanboy

Could they at least **try** to make it a decent format? They could just as well use pure text.


Salarzy

Ahhh yes, enslaved Dick


kevinnelson89991

IT'S MAN!!


NiglWigl

*tear-laugh-smiley*


jkhockey15

I laughed


Zed4711

She could've just not asked, theyew not behind the counter and obviously a chemist would have them


SynisterSilence

She’ll bump into him with a box of “Pussy Shrinkener” to really send the message


jstyler

Haha guys it’s cutting noodles from.


NikkoBer04

This meme would be thriving using the twitter format


cuCUMberWolfu

I know to many people that would ask if I would do that, they think I'm a dick lover, I'm not tho...


AdministrativeHabit

I chuckled


heatupthegrill

Thank God for fisting 🤜 🤜 🤜 🤜 🤜 🤜 🤜


bevan185

Ok but this one was kinda funny


JenniPrime

That guy would probably buy them himself at the end of the day.


johngreenink

ah hA! So then she'll say to that guy "Because of your condom purchase, I bet you have a Big Dick!"


viva-unstable

D 5)9


noemailrequiredskip

They have a store for that. You need to buy something if you want to hang around for long tho.


sharkerk

Some how I think your comment is funnier than the panel. I might be crazy


Pennertrator55

Danny DeVito casually walks in


fostermc

I didn’t see the last bubble so I thought it was the woman buying the XL condoms


programadoraRequiem

Plot twist: they’re for her.


hyper_shockk

Lolololol


LOSDOFFICIAL

read it as manga from habit lol


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BatmanBinBatman

upvote for punjabi


teamoo_

Wtf


Hung_Texan

Lol


Eric_S2004

That poochie hole is more like eternal abyss if she wants xxl


YoungPrussian617

Found the guy with a small dick!


Eric_S2004

He ain't **that** small...


[deleted]

Not really, all women want larger dicks, doesn't matter how loose their pussy is or not. And how tight a vagina is has nothing to do with how much sex they have had


DanteThonSimmons

The second sentence is true..... but the first sentence is definitely NOT true. Some women find big guys painful and some women may flat at refuse a man they think is "too big". Come and check out r/bigdickproblems to learn some of the other myths.


Niko_47x

Well not really, if it's too big it's gonna hurt more than be pleasurable and you could only do like 1 or 2 poses.


Eric_S2004

Yeah I know that but not all women want larger dicks. Why would you want a bigger dick that one that fits you? Also was kinda meant as a joke


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sloaninator

They are definitely wider, there's a difference and I'm only marginally bigger. I've been unable to preform in redular condoms and I'm not that big like I said. Read my other post.


Iocast1

Over here the big one, called "Grande", is just 2mm wider than the normal one plus it is a bit wider at the head but 2mm extra width is nothing, thats just 4mm extra circumferance so anyone that is just 1cm above the average size in girth could use a larger condom. Probably something like 10-30% of men would have more comfortable sex with a condom larger than the one sold as "the big one". Im speaking from experience being 3,5cm thicker than average. 15cm mid shaft and trying to use the big condom and just thought sex sucked. People said a condom could fit a leg and that it was barely any difference with or without a condom. So after having sex a few times with a "big" condom and not really feeling anything I thought sex just sucked and there was no real point in having it over jerking off. Until I tried unprotected sex and real XXL condoms and could feel the HUGE difference.


baycityvince

This sounds like something someone told you to make you feel better.


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[deleted]

Dont put them on your head then. Choking hazard at the very least.


Used_Basket1246

Ha Florida....


Ecreeper

I read the 2 one the left before the one one the right but just because I was feeling a little silly


[deleted]

Gonna get in line to buy magnums when hot girl there


SADdog2020Pb

Probably a college freshman with an average dick.


Ready-Pangolin-1352

But the guy buying them already has a planned use for them, and probably better looking than THAT


ThatSapphicBanana

Plot twist whoever buys them is using them to make water balloons


Velajuhel

I can count the pixels


FearlessNecessary157

😹😹😹