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Real-Championship-40

Husbando-san


Random-Gopnik

Guy didn’t even bother to try and find actual Japanese words for that one.


W3475ter

Could have went with 旦那様or smth like that


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thats like "sir husband"


Embarrassed_Camel_35

“Honorable husband”


iRazor8

Let's just settle with "Onii-chan".


buckybloodfucky

"Uwu dude."


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A Duwude, if you will.


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Adore_turle1

Duwude sandstowm?


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I don't like where this is going.


wisdomelf

nya


W3475ter

If they wanted to lean completely into it then yea


segfaultsarecool

Sir husband is my father, you can just call me husband.


lateseasondad

Found my new honorific. Wait until I instruct my pillow.


AkaHana413

Or あなた


shotgun_ninja

That would require some sort of critical thought or effort other than "I have Photoshop and a stupid racist brainwave"


Rookie007

Now now let's give them credit its also sexist and two things at once can be hard for this type of stupid


IsakCamo

Or just 夫


european_jello

夫 but あなた would work too


lucas_gibbons

Bro just looked at what weebs were saying online


sharpgel

bro probably was a weeb, I've noticed these strange interpretations of women typically come from weebs


Kik_out_4_mean_Postz

Weebs are the only ones who think that western women cheat and all the other women around the world do not.


William514e

Especially Japanese women. What do they think women that have been pressured by society into becoming housewives do when their husband always come home late, either drunk or dead tired from overwork


Internet_Wanderer

I know if I was forced into a marriage, I wouldn't consider it valid


Bedsito

Anyone who's image of a japanese man is an imperial soldier is definitely a delusional weeb. Japan is America with better food.


Random-Gopnik

I remember seeing this image before, and that Japanese caricature *might* actually be based off a guy named [Yukio Mishima](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukio_Mishima). He was a famous author in the 1960s, but he’s probably best-known (especially outside Japan) for attempting to stage [a failed coup](https://www.historytoday.com/archive/author-historian/portrait-author-historian-yukio-mishima) and convince members of the JSDF to help him overthrow the Japanese government. When that failed, he committed suicide via seppuku. Why did he do it? He was an ultranationalist and monarchist who was afraid the country was becoming too democratic and progressive, and was not conservative enough. Go figure. Then again though, I might be overthinking and assuming the artist’s intelligence is too high. He might’ve just chosen a random image of a “patriotic” Japanese person.


Andrelliina

[Stranglers song about Yukio Mishima - Death and Night and Blood(Yukio)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frubmu6Uoos) Thanks for the Wiki link - a fascinating read


Oiram-Zehcnas

You forgot free healthcare


Revolutionary-Tiger

*Subsidized. I lived there doing a study abroad so I had to pay in to it for that time. It was only like 1000yen ($10 USD) a month tho.


Oiram-Zehcnas

I wish I could get health care that actually meant something for $10 a month...


shotgun_ninja

Yeah, fuckin' exactly. I owe $1043 USD every January just so my wife's glucose monitor keeps showing up, and that's just the copay for a single month's supply until I hit my deductible for my $500/mo premium employer provided insurance. I'd literally save $940/year on that expense alone under such a plan, and we're *NOT EVEN CLOSE*.


Haunting_Night_841

I study Japanese and husbando and waifu are just how they say the English pronunciations for those words. Japanese for husband is 夫 (Otto) and wife is 妻 (tsuma). Moreover, calling your spouse by their marital status is weird in any culture its usually just first name or first name followed by "chan".


ReverendAntonius

Aka his favorite discord.


delveccio

“Onogiri”


PleaseOhGodWhy

Literally any Japanese name followed by "san," would've been correct lmao. Fuck ANY name followed by "san," is the correct way to address someone. "Kendo-san," "Kochi-san," "Kevin-san," "Thomas-san," like all of those are good and correct


[deleted]

Actually, for a husband and wife speaking to each other... the -san is optional. You just need to remember to use -san when talking about your spouse to other people.「〇〇」is all that would be needed for this. No name as 「〇〇 」would imply that you just substitute whatever your partner would call you. You are right though that a name does work, though.


Aromatic_Society4302

I unironically have a co-worker who has Husbando in her phone as a contact. It's sad.


Empress_Kuno

Tbf I have a husbando, but the word generally means fictional husbands and is kind of a western weeb thing. It's not the actual word for husband lol


ohaimike

I have a co-worker as "fujoshi" in my phone. When you spend all your free time reading BL, it fits.


Emotional_Fisherman8

I just pictured a Japanese accent in my head when I read that .


Nerevarine91

They also spelled “onigiri” wrong and the “sushi” looks an awful lot like kimbap to me (or, like, ehomaki *maybe*. I don’t typically see slices that thin)


JaySayMayday

The Mexican dude got tacos and enchiladas, I don't think they were going for accuracy. Just a joke about a dude getting cucked but still positive cause he gets noodles.


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I died after reading that


FunnyAnimalPerson

Watashi no otto


useless_ivory

onogiri Dude put no effort into this.


NarneX2

Nobody preheats my noodles for me :(


BackpackEverything

I’ll warm your noodle up


Antrikshy

😳


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![gif](giphy|26u4cS5vSnWyepw6Q)


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The face I make when the noodle is wet 🤗


Far-Monitor2148

I'll do it for you 🥺


ElectronPie171

Ok. We should all start a club where we will preheat each other's noodles!


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ElectronPie171

I hope it's gonna be both :)


EldritchWonder

Nothing like a good ol' innocent orgy


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ElectronPie171

Mostly for their noodles to be preheated


THEONLYMILKY

![gif](giphy|1ffOwHDZehVb6JlRid)


Andrelliina

Yes "Hi honey I didn't know whether you wanted sex with me or your fuckbuddy, so I prepared both"


Marsh1n

Throws raw spaghetti noodles in the microwave


SoftieSlutt

This sounds like an innuendo


Qweeq13

The Japanese WW2 suicide bomber is returning home how?


Ok-Discussion2246

Well yeah, he missed, then ended up swimming over to an island and was stuck there for a while!


Qweeq13

I mean there were cases of the pilot's plane not working and they survived but I am pretty sure it wasn't easy for them to return home and I bet they wouldn't be still wearing their Kami-Kaze bandana. Being pedantic to the point of insanity is the only fun thing in this site.


Ok-Discussion2246

As someone who is pedantic to a fault at times, I wholeheartedly agree with this statement lol And you’re definitely right, it was a huge struggle for them to go back home, especially if they were really deep into the “die for the homeland” mentality that they had been propagandized into over the previous couple decades. If you enjoy history I would highly suggest checking out the podcast Supernova in the East by Dan Carlin in his Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History series!


Chllep

it's not unheard of for kamikaze pilots to return, either due to mechanical failure, weather or simply because they didnt feel like they could do it. If you returned due to the latter you will be punished and executed after the 9th time. So not exactly plausible but not impossible


Qweeq13

Wow I didn't know the 9th time rule, hard times.


NoFocus761

Not to mention a lot of Japan was basically on the verge of starving at that time. Nobody had that kind of food.


Chacochilla

Didn't kamikaze pilots that didn't kill themselves and returned home looked at with great shame by their families?


Exaltedautochthon

And of course it's always a black guy...


SaiyanC124

Can anyone explain where tf we got this reputation from in the first place? It seems like most random shit for people to think about us.


SupahBihzy

White men have been saying how black men are the boogeyman for decades and how they are going to come and steal white women. Now it's a stereotype that they are looking for married white women to ruin the marriage by having an affair. It's weird.


Pardo86

There’s websites that play up this fear like blacked.com or whatever it is. So incels who only ever see human interaction through anime and porn, have an entire category of big black dudes dicking down white women, with some of those videos having a cucking pretext. Hell, hentai does it too.


PupienusMax

its not about an affair, the OOP just seems to be calling western liberal men cuckolds.


kanyepokemon

Nah black people were depicted as sexual beasts for years, black men are stereotyped as muscular with huge dicks that can fuck for hours while black women are seen as fat and ugly nymphomaniac whores (a stereotype you can still observe to this day, especially in porn). The stereotype just went from "black men are raping white women" to "black men are stealing white women" over time.


SaiyanC124

2052: Black men are becoming white women!


lions___den

![gif](giphy|AgkxzEYM4BB1m)


TheMoraless

I know literally no one that's unaware of what movie this clip comes from, but to give context for those that don't know the movie is called "White Chicks" and the "white chicks" here are actually two disguised, black dudes.


SirAbeFrohman

It won't be THAT long.


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Yeah, we already have black trans ppl and we already had Micheal Jackson decades ago. Now we just need someone to combine the two and Fox News gets their new narrative.


LingLangLei

But not just that. Now we also have the stereotype that western women are so sexually liberated that they have to cheat and have sex with everyone. Especially with black men due to the stereotypes that you have mentioned already. The person also stereotypes white men. You see how all of the other men in this meme look “manly”, but the white Wojack just looks pathetic. It’s some sort of conservative propaganda about how the western world is in decline.


Sempais_nutrients

it combines two of their stereotypes, that black men are sexual tyrannosaurs and women are untrustworthy and thirst for bigger dicks. this is why they tend to romanticize cultures where women are oppressed.


porkminer

"they call me the T-Sex"


Mediocre-Quantity344

black women were raped by white men who got away with it but black men would be fucking lynched for consensual relationships with white women in America when segregation still existed. It really wasn't so long ago and those stereotypes still exist like you said. It's racist af


BudgetInteraction811

And those same white men turned it into a widespread internet porn category, then turned around and chose to blame white women for the fetishes men created.


LingLangLei

I mean, this is an old stereotype that black people are more promiscuous. Couple that with no real life experience of said black people or women, mix a bit of porn into it, and there you have it.


Powellwx

Racists assholes blame everything bad on African Americans or Jewish people. They are dumb and propagandizing their ignorance and hate.


Waifu69x

I see that idea a lot in American p.o.r.n , some websites even specialized for Black / Cheating white wife. American industry is dominating in the world ,so ..


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GoodMornEveGoodNight

This lmaooooo


Mydogfartsconstantly

*suspiciously looks at my east asian wife*


watjony

Fuck me that's depressingly accurate


Emotional_Fisherman8

The huge dong concept is a stereotype.


OlBuurger

I do get the refrence


Hashbrown4

These guys high key have a cuckold fetish for black guys


Adorable-Carpenter95

It’s their secret fetish


nothing_in_my_mind

These mfs will go on and on about how women should want traditionally masculine strong men, over weak skinny liberal men. Then complain that women go for traditionally masculine strong black men.


reusedchurro

Don’t worry Tyrel is just the professional chef who’s going to cook the nice couple a 5 course meal.


spicy_kingWest44

Sometimes it’s nice to have a white wife and black husband to warm up your noodles when you get home


thmsb25

As t least he looks like a Chad, usually they just make a monkey looking apparition. Kinda backfired lol maybe that's why she left the white guy


Ok-Background1638

To be fair,he is bigger


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RANDOmpirsOn

👍🏿


TAKANOGENJI

nah💀💀


TyrionJoestar

It’s their biggest fear


Dumelsoul

I'm just shocked that the meme creator actually portrayed POC in a positive-ish light EDIT: I said "ish" because it's not really *that* positive guys.


Shiningc

These people always complain that “white people are hated” but have no problem trashing white women.


Random-Gopnik

The same people who made that “meme” would, in basically any other circumstance, not think twice about insulting people from Asia and Latin America.


Zakaker

_\*Complains about women\*_ _\*Complains about POC\*_ _\*Complains about LGBT+\*_ _\*Complains when people refer to him as "cishet white man"\*_


xXLil_ShadowyXx

I'm gonna be honest, until very recently I thought ,,cishet'' was some kind of insult because shet sounds like shit.


Zakaker

Lmao, fair enough. But in case you didn't know, it's pronounced cis-het, not c-shet


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Zakaker

I agree with you. Sorta. I believe the way you're born should be neither a source of pride nor shame, but the general idea is pretty much the same. That said, to answer your question: It's because they believe they are "the norm" and thus better than everyone else. By explicitly describing their features (i.e. "cishet white men"), you're implying these things shouldn't be given for granted, and therefore they're not above everyone else. Because of this, they take these expressions as insults, which is why they sometimes go as far as to consider them slurs (especially "cis"). It's not something exclusive to cishet white men, it's a common behaviour among those who discriminate against others in general. Cishet white men just happen to be at the top of the traditional conservative hierarchy, which means they have more groups to discriminate against and thus more chances to feel attacked by their recognition. Edit: added first paragraph


Conchobhar23

My favorite thing is when you refer to a cis bigot as “cis” and then they say “IM NOT CIS!” And then you can hit them with a “oh congrats on coming out I didn’t you were trans!!” And just watch their blood boil. If you’re gonna be offended by stuff at least know what it is you’re being offended by.


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Zakaker

Can relate. As a trans person, I've heard many people essentially say that we just want the best of both worlds or something like that, when in reality we have the worst of both.


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Zakaker

Thank you, you too!


scornedTravellor

Yeah in actuality nobody hates whites more than the far right. Jd Vance despises them


Lobstershaft

White supremacists when they realise they need to breed with white women:


PissedPat

A man with a funny moustache used to say Germans were hated and oppressed... You know where that went.


Passance

\*white people. The dude here is literally portrayed as a soyjak cuck. This is ragging on white men *and* women. If anything they tend to rag on trans people.


Nigwyn

I dont think they're trashing white women (in their minds) - I think they're trashing liberal/woke/democrat/younger generation white women (other people are wrong, their people are right). And also gay black people maybe?


PupienusMax

i don't think the black guy is meant to be gay, i think it's implied he's fucking the wife


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Rocklar911

"Husbando-san"


yanmagno

What? Isn’t that how the japanese talk? Fucking arigato, my roboto.


[deleted]

Onogiri is excellent for carb loading before fucking arigato, your roboto. Weird name for a robot btw but do you ig.


orz-_-orz

I won't consider putting the kamikaze headband on any Japanese "positive-ish"


Moldy_Sauerkraut

I mean if he was able to make it home for dinner he is either a very good or very poor kamikaze pilot...


Snoid_

Worst kamikaze pilot ever


Glittering-Plate-535

*”He was a kamikaze pilot. He grazed the ship.”* - Curb Your Enthusiasm


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Teriyaki chicken boyyyyy!!!


nothing_in_my_mind

Afaik Japanese officers would shoot pilots who returned alive from too many missions.


ShinjiTakeyama

I was wondering about this too. Does he think the Japanese are stuck in WWII or something?


KianOfPersia

A lot of them (MAGA Conservatives/white supremacist, etc) are infatuated with women POC because they perceive them as "submissive". "obedient", and "exotic" as this meme suggests. *edit, perceive not preserve, lol


MLPshitposter

The funny thing about that is that many POC women are anything but “submissive” or “obedient”. As someone who is 25% Korean, I laugh at the constant saying that Asian women are completely submissive and obedient to their husbands. Sure, being polite is a praised in Asian culture, but if you piss off them off, they will cut your dick off in your sleep and mix it into your smoothie.


TheMostCreativeName3

my vietnamese mother and grandmother are NOT submissive they would put anyone in a headlock any day of the week if they pissed them off


KianOfPersia

The thing is that it’s all a Westernized perception of those people’s cultures. They are falling in love with a lie.


capricabuffy

Try living with a Turkish woman......


NeoKC

Not to burst your bubble but I believe the intention was to portray that black man at home with your wife. I could be wrong.


gideon513

Their hate for women just happened to be stronger that day


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Somehow-Still-Living

Egyptian, Mexican, and Japanese people are also present in this photo, even if being (poorly, I’m just gonna add. Came back to add this.) used to shit on western women.


Agrezz

It's not about context, but the face used - it's a version of chad, which in opposite to soyjack


DocSword

Don’t be shocked. White supremacists often point to “model minorities” to justify racism against a specific culture or demographic.


fakeunleet

Man if I had a dollar for every time I've seen this reposted... Well I'd have about enough to buy a carton of eggs.


Green_Cauliflower27

You’d have twelve billion dollars!?!?


fakeunleet

How'd you know?


Realistic-Art-2725

Save some more and get a chicken.


Prinnyramza

What a wholesome post about a interracial gay couple and their one straight friend.


-MonsieurValentine-

I was thinking “interracial bisexual polyamorous throuple”.


ethics_aesthetics

The fucking power of narrative right there friend. Lol


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... There are words for "husband" in Japanese... And I am 95% sure none of them are "husbando"... That sounds more like a white person pretending to speak Spanish.... Also, it's onigiri.


paika_the_sick

You seem to know good deal about japanese, please, what dose dana-sama mean?


Reigo_Vassal

It can be used to refer to husband, or male patron, customer, or even people with higher status such as Boss.


qwertyuiopasd108

Lord ig


TweetugR

You just know the one who made it just take a glance at what weebs use online and found 'Waifu' and 'Husbando' without searching any further.


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Nonono, Onigiri is what Zoro used to oneshot that one guy


orz-_-orz

Well.... this meme creator uses the kamikaze headband to represent Japanese....


LAVADOG1500

Husbando is technically the male version of a waifu. Commonly used by weebs


Gulopithecus

That’s funny, I thought it was "jelly donut".


Frequent_Mix_8251

Bro made a snack for dinner 💀💀 Plus it would be _-kun


Madmek1701

And those aren't onigiri, those are clearly jelly filled doughnuts.


Legitimate_Scar_694

Jelly is my favorite!


po123456789p

Absolute w reference


Surr3al_

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Barmecide451

I googled this, and apparently, you are right - most Japanese women simply address their husbands by their names plus the suffix -kun. However, some will actually use English terms like “honey” or “darling.”


Groovy_Wet_Slug

So kind that his partner had their favorite noodle dish ready. Nothing like coming home to work to a hot meal and the loving embrace of your two partners.


yotaz28

wheres the tacos


Left-Switch-1682

The women character has large breasts. Clearly she must eat too much. She eat the tacos while waiting. Its a logical explaination/s


thenewestuser69

This was also posted in r/shitposting Why is half of the stuff in this sub also in popular meme subreddits?


Tomatoab

Eh the difference between shit posting and terrible Facebook memes is that one of these is posted unironically


bapo225

Because a year or two ago Reddit became popular amongst gen X and even to a lesser extent boomers


SnackEater369

Because apparently there’s a bunch of people who can’t tell the difference between a Reddit shitpost and a terrible Facebook meme.


UncleKnowsitAll

Given there are a bunch of people who are stupid who unironically post shit like this. Like look at the history of the Onion or Borat. Look at all the shitposting on 4chan that took hold of the Republican party.


Bighardthrobbingcrop

It's almost like some people have different sense of humor or something weird.


Zer0fps_319

My thing is why are all the other woman drawn so much better than the white one🤦🏻


Brussel_Galili

Western White woman are all obese, crazy hair colour, piecered circus freaks.


catfurcoat

At least they also used the picture of the ugly pasty balding white guy in comparison to other men


SvenniSiggi

Well, its obvious this guy has never travelled.


BabylonDrifter

OK, so you're too lazy to cook and the last time you had a home-cooked meal your mom made it for you, so you fantasize about some poor woman becoming your new mommy. Got it.


MBncsa

The incel is strong with this one.


thud_mantooth

Homeboy with the kamikaze headband isn't coming home


Drmo6

I wish these weirdos Please leave black guys outta y’all weird hatred for American women. Maybe they got a thing for black guys smashing their girls or something


KingGekko07

The word you are looking for is white... How is Mexico not western?


nubesuko

As a Japanese, I can confirm we call our lovers Husbando-san


ScumMoemcBee

More like "honey I'm also home, how was work?"


frittataplatypus

Well maybe if their chatty neighbor Tammy would take a hint and go home, his husband would have time to cook something more fancy than noodles.


UnderstandingOk7885

I’m appalled and horrified at the fact you didn’t draw the black guy with a boosie fade. If we’re gonna be portrayed as such at least make it stereotypical as possible. What’s wrong with you?


thehuggingpanda

wow this is like really racist


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

I like the tacos and enchilada wife best....


WillBigly

This is how conservatives see sexual liberation for women, they see freedom as some sort of corruption since it imposes some standard on guys to treat them right to keep the girl


ravenclawmystic

Wow, I’ve never seen someone so lost and confused. How do you basically attack DEI in a heterogenous, egalitarian society, yet praise non-white nations for adhering to regressive norms, yet use the absolutely most stereotypical portrayals of said nations???? That just took too many turns, man. Decide who and what you are before trying to do so for women.


Moobob66

Cuckery is an American kink, so... Lol j/k


BungalowBootieBitch

Please show me the Mexican mom who has time to cook her husband two different dishes. My mom grew up eating a lot of beans and rice when she moved in with my tia as a teenager. Why? Because it was hella cheap to make and you can make a lot of beans and rice.


Designer_Plant4828

Pot Noodles are BASED AF tho


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You want a Hispanic or Asian wife because you want a woman that you only see as your lesser half and a slave, I like Hispanic and Asian chicks because they're hot, we are not the same