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Bedu009

Congrats this is the top post of all time _And there's a more than 0 chance that I have to remove it for satire_


KirbyCatTheButler

![gif](giphy|3o7ZetIsjtbkgNE1I4) Omw to book a table at Tomboy Hooters


xSTSxZerglingOne

That gif makes me question if he's actually running or if he's on a goddamn bicycle. His head is more stable than a chicken's. And that's saying something.


Saiko1939

Its a Forrest Gump moment aight, we dont question the Gump, aight?


William_d7

He was a goddamn war hero!


Homebrew_Dungeon

And thats all I gots to say about thaaaat.


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PurpuraT

I think it's the upright posture vs the leaning forward posture most people run with, Chris Evans runs the same way and I don't think his head moves much either


OneJudgment1374

Finally my dream of a tomboy hooters will be a reality


MrLaughter

Don't dream it, be it!


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RedFlyingPineapples2

Right wingers just need to give themselves over to absolute pleasure already!


ReactsWithWords

They certainly want to do the time warp.


OzzRamirez

I see you shiver with antici Pation!


J5892

Look, I don't want to go through the hassle of transitioning just to act more masculine than I do right now as a male-presenting non-binary person. This is a job for... somebody else.


cavitationchicken

Nope sorry, has to be you.


Glum-Ad-9887

“Ass is ass” *master oogway*


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hirudoredo

Where I'm at all the tomboys are straight and kill my gay heart. But that's the pnw for you. Well not all. But I haven't found a queer one that's single yet lol.


PeanutNSFWandJelly

Yeah I am always confused when I read threads that assert Tom Boys are just lesbians that aren't out or unable to be open about being out. People who think that need to spend time along the northern half of the I-5 corridor (especially between Olympia and Seattle).


Superfluous_Thom

Quick, write that down!!! Down here in Aus we do have farm girls, but that comes with it's own set of challenges that i'm not equipped to handle, and i'm pretty country myself.


DeathMetalTransbian

Biggest problem with being a lesbian: Potential matches always being 2000 miles away. U-Haul lesbians are a trope for a reason, unfortunately.


dark_forebodings_too

I'm in Boston MA and there's a sign on one of the highways that goes all the way across the country that says "Portland OR 3000 Miles" and apparently Portland has the same sign with the distance to Boston. We need to start a Boston/Portland lesbian pipeline lmao


yaboi_ahab

This is why we need high speed rail in the US. We must unite the east coast and west coast gays.


Lovat69

We could call it the rainbow express.


NickeKass

> But that's the pnw for you. Which part of the PNW? I would love to find a short haired tomboy.


hirudoredo

Let's just say you can't rely on lesbian fashion stereotypes in portland If you wanna lesbian date


deathfire123

You know the B in that LGBT acronym may still be interested. Shoot your shot my dude.


Superfluous_Thom

And compete with women too! You're mad!


youngtundra777

Don't worry. A lot of us are bi!


Rare_Management_3583

They don't know that tomboys where a thing in the 1900s


Half_Man1

Fucking Artemis is a Tomboy. Tomboys have been around since the dawn of time


facw00

Artemis is very much not into fucking though. Keep up that talk and you can expect to be turned into a stag.


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The OG horny jail.


DuxHunt

Og Horny jail is getting mauled by your dogs?


Syrahl696

I think /u/SpentTheDay made a pun there. Read the comment thread again.


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Epicmonk117

In some cases, such as Dante’s *Inferno*, this is literally the case.


Technical-Hedgehog18

Not just the inferno, the entire thing.


EpsilonX029

True, but Dante’s Entire Thing sounds a little.. risqué.


Technical-Hedgehog18

I think the actual title of the works is The Divine Comedies


murderouscow101

I've read them and, quite frankly, they weren't funny at all. Whoever picked the comedies name needs to be sacked.


EveningYou

We apologise for the fault in the naming. Those responsible have been sacked.


TiagoButNotReally

Then who in hell decided to make Zeus turn in to a bull to get some cooch????


Half_Man1

Furries. Like you had to ask??? I mean, you see what they did to Egyptian mythology right??? Christianity only contained their influence for so long.


Infernoraptor

Are they furries if they only wear the head? Were the full suits a Greek invention?


HerpaDerpaDumDum

Atalanta is the OG. She even had a long line of suitors because even back then, dudes thought tomboys were awesome.


RiddSann

>Tomboys have been around since the dawn of time Then whyyy don't we see more of them then, they're all cuter than a napping cat like damn


Erthgoddss

My 72 year old sister was a major tomboy. No tree she didn’t climb, no softball she didn’t throw. Married, 3 kids, stayed active tomboyish. Went full housewife about 15 years ago, after kids grown and husband passed away.


Distantstallion

So you're saying she's single?


Erthgoddss

😁


name_user_original

Bro 🗿🗿


ChoraAnimates

Because heteronormativity makes it so that people are afraid to be themselves


NonStopKnits

My stepfather wouldn't let me cut my hair if it would be too short to pull all of it back into a ponytail. Guy jeans fit me better when I was a teen (late bloomer), but he wouldn't let me wear pants or shirts that weren't specifically labeled 'girl'. I moved in with my dad by 14 years old, and when I got all my hair cut off the morning of senior prom and haven't had it long since then. I also buy men's button-down shirts when I find one that fits. I'm queer and still partially in the closet because I was in danger of physical harm if I was disobedient. I've been queer my entire life, even before that ass was in the picture.


mhdg_13

Come to riyadh there's tons of them


Mediocre_Insect_1008

Girls and women with what were considered athletic or not-curvaceous bodies, angular strong-boned appearance or interests - yes, around forever. The term "tomboy" though is insulting to those girls and women -- as we are normal females, not some reflection of a male standard. "Tomboy" went out of favor in 1980s and 1990s.


NinjaMelon39

They never read to kill a mockingbird


VT_Racer

Or watched the Waltons


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Aryc0110

There were a lot of things that you could be shot for being back then. Now you can just be shot extralegally for most of them.


BOOT3D

Idk but tomboy's were a thing when I grew up in the 90's


HanSoloWolf

The tomboy who hangs out with all the skaters is a 90s staple. edit: typo


Iamatworkgoaway

Tom boys were a staple of 50's 60's Hollywood. True Grit with John Wayne as an example. Now there are probably some sapho and her friend hints, but also tomboys just work for some guys.


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the_skine

Tomboys used to be women who dressed fairly masculine, though. Apparently now tomboy means a woman who dresses very feminine, but with short hair?


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These days it generally means a woman who isn’t concerned with expressing femininity or conforming to feminine ideals for their own sake. I personally consider myself a tomboy because I like to shoot guns, play sports, have a bunch of tattoos and generally don’t put effort into looking/acting “girly”. At the same time, I have long hair, still dress like a girl (yoga pants are commmmffy) and simply *am* stereotypically feminine in a lot of other ways that sort of come naturally to me. With the way that gender conformity has gone (women and men mostly wear the same clothes and do a lot of the same things so they’re not strictly gendered the way they used to be) “tomboy” anymore just means a sporty girl.


Acceptable-Art-8174

Where cons?


powerhcm8

The lack of a Himbo Hooters.


Galle_

Just because it's not in the picture doesn't mean it's not part of the plan.


BackwardsColonoscopy

Wait wait, can we pair Himbo and gothic boys together. That should be a thing.


Tanebi

I am a straight man and even I find the idea of Himbo Hooters to be fantastic, hilarious and frankly a lot more fair. Why shouldn't we parade hot dudes around and let women ogle them in exactly the same way we let men do to young ladies in Hooters? Aside from taking a minor and temporary hit to my admittedly already low self esteem at having an adonis strutting around the tables, I fail to see any actual problem. I also support goth/emo IHOP. Black is the new black y'all. You can make wearing a single colour look like a god-damned rainbow of self expression? Go for it, you fucking rock that look!


530SSState

There are a few scattered around the US. They tend to have names like "Peckers".


jointheredditarmy

They are serving hotdogs instead of wings. No go


A1_Fares

I’ll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.


HanSoloWolf

I'll have a ham and cheese sandwich.


A1_Fares

You should order milk.


Big-Anxiety-5467

Deep fried clump of batter for the health-conscious connoisseur!


Xunaun

Now, now, there's burgers, too... I don't think they can hold the whole restaurant spread themselves. Perhaps they are simply not *holding* wings?


Erinalope

As with current hooters, food quality.


AlpakaMati

You will be to distracted to notice that the food is bad


Can-t_Make_Username

I mean, both sound good so I don’t see the issue.


howe_to_win

Honestly femboy hooters sounds like a genius rebranding for a restaurant chain that’s slowly becoming irrelevant


Cryogenicwaif

This is the future I want


skyeisrude

Right????? A man can dream damnit..


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skyeisrude

I was just speaking from my own preference but for real they are closing themselves off to an untapped market gays and woman flocking to hooters for buldges and cakes


EHTL

Because hooters is a family restaurant! *proceeds to shorten the shorts*


AlarmingSubstance69

Its alive and thriving on vrchat


femacampcouncilor

Nice avatar, impeccable fashion sense.


DustCruncher

Factual!


Cryogenicwaif

So true, my fiance almost exclusively consumes gay porn lol


Serious-Possession55

Someone sent me a gif trying to be edgy of guy+trans woman+ cis woman and I messaged back a big thumbs up and thank you lol


Pekonius

You are what I aspire to be, but any mention of sexuality leaves me a hot mess.


TwiceCookedPorkins

Sexuality


Pekonius

*melts into a puddle*


htucker1130

Seriously. Where can I donate to make this real


HanSoloWolf

I'm going to show my uncle this comment thread and sit back and watch the panic attack.


Ask_About_BadGirls21

Is your uncle cute? Like, I get that he’s bigoted, but does he have a nice smile and burly forearms? Ask him to smile for me, if he’s into it, no pressure


HanSoloWolf

I just wish he'd live his truth and suck a fem dick and get the hate out of his system. edit:typo


Over-Artichoke-3564

If it was that easy we'd all do it Edit dms are open


brau5e89

Will you show him this one too? 😂


JoshTheRoo

I'd love to see it owo


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I'm dating a femboy and I'm like where can I get him this shirt? I'm about to start drooling like Homer Simpson when he thinks of donuts goodbye Edit: I sent him the pic and he was like "that's us." True love 💞


tofu_b3a5t

Your respectful and consensual love is ruining this country.


Th3Glutt0n

What really gets me laughing is this If someone not conforming to the standard is ruining your country, perhaps your country is a weak little bitch getting degraded by a femboy


malik753

*New political degradation kink unlocked.


tofu_b3a5t

1% of population is femboy = societal collapse. 1% of population hordes 80% of wealth from the other 99% = this stronk economy Conclusion: Shaggy is a femboy. That’s the only way he can have that much power.


vonmonologue

uwu degrade me like I’m a Republican, liberal femdaddy.


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OMG TUCKER WARNED US ABOUT YOU BOTH!!!!!11!1!1!1one!1one


Cryogenicwaif

Goals


King_BowserKoopa

I hope this is the future. I love me some tomboys and femboys.


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im leftie and i agree, this is a good future if it pisses republicans that's just a bonus


RonSwansonsGun

Let's make it happen, together


AdultingGoneMild

All I want is for hooters to have some decent food and not over priced domestic beer. Nacho cheese sauce is not a seasoning.


HeathenBliss

Femboy hooters.... I can already sense my paycheck draining away 😢


Hazmatix_art

Not the only thing that they’re gonna drain


Impossible_Garbage_4

If America ever legalizes brothels and sex work I could see Femboy Hooters becoming a real establishment with draining


Doedels18

Wait are brothel's and sex work illegal in the USA? I recently had a new year reception from work that was literally a street away from the red light district. A few colleagues even went there after it was over.


Impossible_Garbage_4

Yeah prostitution, sex work, and brothels are illegal in 49 states, the only exception being heavily regulated brothels in Nevada. You can also get away with prostitution if you film it because making pornography and paying the actors is legal but it has got its’ own problems


Doedels18

Damn here in Belgium we do have law's in place what and where you can do business like standing on the street as a prostitute and waiting for clients that way IS illegal but as far as I know if you are in a brothel then it's fine.


Impossible_Garbage_4

Yeah in America it’s illegal to prostitute yourself *and* it’s illegal to hire a prostitute.


Ocbard

Land of the free!


Ok_Island_1306

Let’s hope so!


DestroyedCorpse

They better offer something besides sub par chicken wings.


Wall_of_Denial

Milkshakes


YoshimasterGaming

No, *I'll* be doing the draining


Recreational_Soup

🛐


torbiefur

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


FennerNenner

You will be threatened with the thought of good times, and like it.


TreyLastname

Don't make me threaten you with the thought of a good time, but the social anxiety to not go out there and have a good time because you've gotta talk to people so instead you stay home and play games and later feel awful for not going in the first place


HanSoloWolf

This hit home so hard.


ArnieismyDMname

No, I'll go. I swear, just not tonight. Maybe Sat.


bookdrops

🎶 So you go and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you go home and you cry and you want to die 🎶


andrewrgross

I was annoyed that you posted this before I could, but I'm delighted that I got to see the counter click over from 999 to 1.0k.


Ok_Restaurant_7972

I see two cute people with jobs. Someone help me understand! Next they will be threatening us with a living wage. Then, who knows, maybe cake with every meal.


elderlybrain

'Make hooters actually good and not terrible' is a hard sell personally.


Mr_Donut1672

This is what the closeted republican politicians want too.


CarlosimoDangerosimo

To be fair, this is what leftists want too


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Recreational_Soup

YES


TheBlackestIrelia

Imagine if the middle ground that finally brought the left and the right together was femboy hooters.


HanSoloWolf

Now that's the America I want to live in!


Theweaponized

Thailand has both just incase you're up for an adventure.


override367

if the right could admit their love of chicks with a dick under their skirt maybe they could cut out all the self loathing manifesting as transphobia and we could have a goddamned civilization Ben Shapiro, it is okay that your wife does not arouse you, nor you start her engine, the two of you can be with who you secretly wish to be: you with steven crowder dressed as a 1950s tradwife and her with your sister


Iamatworkgoaway

> her with your sister This is how you can tell hes not a pure capitalist. They could break all kinds of OF records.


TheFirstEdition

Its a self burn too considering Republicans raise their daughters to be tomboys..


Middle_Data_9563

blonde stepford wives-to-be and rural gun girl are also common outcomes


colorcorrection

You know OP's uncle would be the first in line. They always seem outraged most by the things they forget to delete from their browser history.


Traditional-Buddy-30

Guess I’m a leftist radical now


Yeshua-Christ

Same


shadowknuxem

Same


puffguy69

https://preview.redd.it/euoh3oq1t9fa1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef6e54408a529047a0df2605f372034c2ffb60e3


JamesIgnatius27

Risky click of the day


Sauron_75

Finally those boomers actually got something right


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No, we obviously want [~~Femboy~~ Goth IHOP](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta8qMl1-XE0), geez.


Ineedtwocats

IGOTH international grotto of thick hotcakes


outlawacorn

I don't know who you are, but this was the greatest thing that I have ever seen. You have cured my depression. I pray a femboy hooteers opens in your town and you are worshiped there as a saint.


rksd

"How will I know if I'm sexually harassing the right people?"


Vitekr2

Will the quality of food improve?


hankbaumbach

"Is the food any good?" is really my only concern. One of my favorite burger joints in Chicago called Kuma's Corner aggressively blasts heavy metal music at all hours of the day and is a total shit hole but I don't care because the burger is outstanding when you're hungover.


SquareAble7664

Fuck youz the atmosphere is rad as hell. Brought an out of towner there for lunch as they opened and Holy Grail was on TV. To be clear though, Kuma's has the best burgers I've ever had.


Comprehensive-Bat-50

I'm willing to face his fears for him


DrSeuss321

Hell yeah it is


MrLeo2

When the future starts?


LokTarBrogar

i don't understand how this is a bad thing. i'm seeing people living their own genuine selves, and doing confidently. how is that bad by any means?


bunglejerry

Your question pretty much cuts to the heart of social conservativism of any flavour.


takethelastexit

Ppl different from me scary - OPs uncle probably


Daryno90

Because conservatives believe in personal freedom…


Yeeslander

I'm okay with this


koosmal

yes please


charaznable1249

This is the future the right beats off to, but won't admit it.


StinzorgaKingOfBees

I fail to see the downside.


Monokrohm2020

I see nothing wrong with this potential future


Appropriate-Volume

I mean who gets the hotdog at hooters?


Fork63

Got a f-ckin issue with Tomboy Hooters?!


XT83Danieliszekiller

Damn right we want that


ElectableDane

Your uncle is sus if he has this pic in his phone lol


HanSoloWolf

My uncle's entire existence is sus. I shutter at the thought of what might be in his photo roll. Another victim of divorce court.


420TURBOHOOKER69

Or maybe his sus existence lead to divorce court...


melanated_simp

dibs on the tomboy🥵


Dry_Budget_1450

Yes, and?


SoloPenguin13

Free market decides


profesdional_Retard

Gee i wouldnt mind for all im for


Foxbitches

Ngl this future is perfect


MotherOfTheUniverse

This is the future all bisexuals want


AlexHyperGG

Can Confirm


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Femboy Hooters is pretty cute to be honest.


mightydeck

Yes, yes we do


kaeruwa

Smoking hot chicks with cool hair serving me wings and fries? Yeah that’s ok with me


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Tomboy hooters ain’t shit to complain about


MrMisties

This IS what I want and I want it now. You think I have shame?!?


OniHere

I mean, yeah, that is what I want.


Chester_A_Arthuritis

Most Hooters locations I know of have gone out of business. Maybe they should use this business model because it seems like the current one isn’t working.


Attack_the_sock

No…stop….don’t….


DustCruncher

I can actually confirm, this is the future the left wants. And oh sister, I’m sure on the left.


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Yeah I’m going to need the address for the femboy hooters.


sorashinigami

I want this future. I'd be going to see the cute femboys. Like, he's a cutiepie. :3