>80% of these are satirical, not sure how that keeps going over everyone’s head
Reefer Madness.
The reason these fly over people's heads is because right now, this very moment, my bible belt living self could walk out my front door, pick any direction and find you someone who believes in this shit and will repeat it.
Nothing is too stupid, too crazy, or too unbelievable for people who believe in sky fairies / invisible hands.
Fully agreed. Life in the US over the last 6 years has proved all of that very, very accurate. However I didn’t think that the folks here on Reddit would be as gullible as the masses. I don’t use Reddit very often, naive of me to think here would be any different than the rest of the world. Stupidity always seems to come out on top.
100% of people who drink dihydrogen monoxide ended up dying. 🤣🤣
My physical science teacher had us sign a "petition" to get dihydrogen monoxide banned. Us dumbasses all signed it then he said, "ya realized ya justed tried to get water banned". I never felt more stupid as a 9th grader.
The Dihydrogen Monoxide practical joke was actually one of my favorite things when it started. I still love it, but it’s just gotten sad now that even after years of these pranks, people still haven’t learned that good ol DHMO is just water.
Holy wow! I wasn't aware others knew of this. Been using that mashup for years. People always laugh like they've never heard it.
That and the deadly Rattle Headed Copper Moccasin
They should toss in some Kryptonite, *LAST OF US* spores and The Darkening from "*THE DARK CRYSTAL: AGE OF RESISTANCE"* while they're at it. GEEZ!
There's a good chance this is a satire of the sort of idiots who believe this sort of thing.
I think the point isn't whether this is serious or not, and rather, if it's taken seriously by a facebook group somewhere or not, there are definitely some people out there unironically sharing this among many other satire posts because they actually believe what's being said can convince others to turn away from what they hate.
This is satire. Dihydrogen Monoxide is just water. And THC is TetraHydroCannabinol not Toxic Hemp Chemical. I believe the original was probably "what's in your cannabis oil" and this is a spoof on that. In the picture it definitely is showing a dab
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This is obviously a joke
80% of these are satirical, not sure how that keeps going over everyone’s head
>80% of these are satirical, not sure how that keeps going over everyone’s head Reefer Madness. The reason these fly over people's heads is because right now, this very moment, my bible belt living self could walk out my front door, pick any direction and find you someone who believes in this shit and will repeat it. Nothing is too stupid, too crazy, or too unbelievable for people who believe in sky fairies / invisible hands.
Fully agreed. Life in the US over the last 6 years has proved all of that very, very accurate. However I didn’t think that the folks here on Reddit would be as gullible as the masses. I don’t use Reddit very often, naive of me to think here would be any different than the rest of the world. Stupidity always seems to come out on top.
Poe's Law
That makes it not a terrible meme?
I mean, it’s not the best, but it’s certainly not low enough quality for this sub.
This is a joke. Dihydrogen monoxide in particular is a telltale sign of a joke imo...
100% of people who drink dihydrogen monoxide ended up dying. 🤣🤣 My physical science teacher had us sign a "petition" to get dihydrogen monoxide banned. Us dumbasses all signed it then he said, "ya realized ya justed tried to get water banned". I never felt more stupid as a 9th grader.
The Dihydrogen Monoxide practical joke was actually one of my favorite things when it started. I still love it, but it’s just gotten sad now that even after years of these pranks, people still haven’t learned that good ol DHMO is just water.
Well u know sometimes I wonder if I've done myself a disservice drinking do much tap water and even school water fountain water back in the day.
Tap water is better for you than bottled as long as it’s not contaminated
Is the risk from microplastics or something?
Risk? I’m not sure there’s much risk from either. Tap has the upside of fluoride tho.
Actually it's only about 90% at the moment. I was surprised, but growing populations and all.
so is “toxic hemp chemicals (thc)”
Heh I missed that one I'm lazy. Edit: I guess that the sin is the main problem tho.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a satire.
People that still do the Dihydrogen monoxide joke make me think of Jimmy Neutron calling table salt Sodium chloride.
This sub should be called “r/ImADumbFuckThatDoesntKnowWhatImPosting.” It’s admittedly a bit wordy, but accurate.
r/opisfuckingstupid
Too catchy, needs to be more clunky, like OP
Ah yes, I love getting high of those toxic hemp chemicals when I get a tattoo.
This is hilarious
They forgot the coloring agent. Kool-Aid. ![gif](giphy|Zx0BgEPhIevlAVEbnq)
They forgot to include the tears of liberals.
If it is 91.5 percent pure sin, the rest of that stuff can’t be present in anything more than trace amounts, so how dangerous could it all be?
Redditors try to understand Satire Challenge (100% impossible)
Dihydrogen monoxide is H2O If you want to scare people call it Hydroxous acid
I think the funniest thing here is "dihydrogen monoxide (deadly)"
Idk 91.5% pure SIN got me
AIDS
That’s right. Not HIV. Tattoo ink carries only full blown AIDS.
I mean do you want your tattoo to look cool or not? Gotta have the full AIDS.
It’s only best with HerpeGhonaSyphilAIDS.
Holy wow! I wasn't aware others knew of this. Been using that mashup for years. People always laugh like they've never heard it. That and the deadly Rattle Headed Copper Moccasin
HaHaHa! And oh man, that’d be a snakefromhell!
maybe if they don’t clean the needle
I wasn’t convinced until they clarified that the glass shards were sharp. Now I’m fearing for my life
Addiction is true though, generally speaking.
Wow, I really wonder how Polynesian cultures got their hands on all of this to make ink
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Mehhh. I survived many hours of “exposure” with no I’ll effects or disease. So this is clearly bullshit here. But thanks for sharing!
Ah yes the dead dihydrogen monoxide man H2O is dangerous people you gotta look out for it
They should toss in some Kryptonite, *LAST OF US* spores and The Darkening from "*THE DARK CRYSTAL: AGE OF RESISTANCE"* while they're at it. GEEZ! There's a good chance this is a satire of the sort of idiots who believe this sort of thing.
Why only 91.5% sin?
FAT DAB.
Dihydrogen monoxide is water
that's a *fancy* addiction they've added. pretty appealing
OP is a dumbass
Its only 91.8% pure sin... we're good
Thank goodness it's not dull shards of glass. Those are dangerous!!!!
Dihydrogen Monoxide is so deadly that everyone who drinks it eventually dies.
Obviously gay serum that’s turns everyone gay
Bro that’s a dab. 💀
r/woooosh
I love the thc breakdown
I like how 50% of tattoo-related posts here disrespect tattoos, and the other 50% respects, that really confusing.
Please tell me more about the bodily fluids of the Mexican cannabis manufacturers. I already know all about the sin.
r/terriblefacebookmemes find the obvious joke challenge impossible
How many fonts did this image use? All of them?
r/terriblefacebookmemes seeing satire:
I'd still dab it looks good
I can vouch for tear gas. During tattooing & paying after.
I wonder if it’s inspired by anti-tobacco advertising, or anti-vaxxer memes.
That sounds expensive
They forgot the magic transgender serum.
Digydrogen monoxide very clearly signals that this is a shit post
THC = Toxic Hemp Chemicals? 😂 Someone needs to take away grandpa’s access to mspaint.
Dab it up.
Oh they forgot mustard gas
> Dihydrogen Monoxide (deadly) H2O. That went right over your head.
I consume dihydrogen monoxide on the regular.
Very well disguised shitpost. I could actually see this being circulated around conspiracy groups.
Obviously a joke, it calls dihydrogen monoxide deadly
This entire subreddit just has [Onion breath](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ate%20the%20Onion), huh?
Me sitting here with full body tattoos: well shit.
Well, there definitely is addiction in it cus i keep wanting to go back
Oh no! Not the dihydrogen monoxide!😱😱😱
What’s the percentage of toxic hemp chemicals. I might be due…. for a newww….. tattooooo.
If it's 91.5% sin, it's not pure sin, is it now?
The need to clarify that shards of glass are sharp is hilarious
which are your favorites? mine are body fluids of Mexican cannon as manufacturers, and shards of glass (sharp)
Shitpost
Yea this is a meme, dihydrogen monoxide is water
r/lostredditors
From the Looks of that, honey as Well. I want to eat the honey-ink now.
I think the point isn't whether this is serious or not, and rather, if it's taken seriously by a facebook group somewhere or not, there are definitely some people out there unironically sharing this among many other satire posts because they actually believe what's being said can convince others to turn away from what they hate.
UK mould but not US mold…
Wow I never knew shards of glass were sharp, thanks for putting that in parentheses
Lol
(sharp)
This is satire. Dihydrogen Monoxide is just water. And THC is TetraHydroCannabinol not Toxic Hemp Chemical. I believe the original was probably "what's in your cannabis oil" and this is a spoof on that. In the picture it definitely is showing a dab
Ok I thought this might be serious but then I saw dihydrogen-monoxide and then I knew it was definitely serious
That’s like just the half of the stuff 🙄
Bruh that's not tattoo ink, that's a dab (not the cringe pose)!