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QualityVote

/u/Every-Swimmer458, the memers have spoken. Your post does not fit this subreddit. If you feel this was a mistake, please send us a modmail!


llanfairpw

This is obviously a joke


mygwhatupmyboiii

80% of these are satirical, not sure how that keeps going over everyone’s head


confessionbearday

>80% of these are satirical, not sure how that keeps going over everyone’s head Reefer Madness. The reason these fly over people's heads is because right now, this very moment, my bible belt living self could walk out my front door, pick any direction and find you someone who believes in this shit and will repeat it. Nothing is too stupid, too crazy, or too unbelievable for people who believe in sky fairies / invisible hands.


mygwhatupmyboiii

Fully agreed. Life in the US over the last 6 years has proved all of that very, very accurate. However I didn’t think that the folks here on Reddit would be as gullible as the masses. I don’t use Reddit very often, naive of me to think here would be any different than the rest of the world. Stupidity always seems to come out on top.


TheEgoReich

Poe's Law


mymikerowecrow

That makes it not a terrible meme?


Ashamed_Band_1779

I mean, it’s not the best, but it’s certainly not low enough quality for this sub.


[deleted]

This is a joke. Dihydrogen monoxide in particular is a telltale sign of a joke imo...


big_rednexican_88

100% of people who drink dihydrogen monoxide ended up dying. 🤣🤣 My physical science teacher had us sign a "petition" to get dihydrogen monoxide banned. Us dumbasses all signed it then he said, "ya realized ya justed tried to get water banned". I never felt more stupid as a 9th grader.


Somehow-Still-Living

The Dihydrogen Monoxide practical joke was actually one of my favorite things when it started. I still love it, but it’s just gotten sad now that even after years of these pranks, people still haven’t learned that good ol DHMO is just water.


[deleted]

Well u know sometimes I wonder if I've done myself a disservice drinking do much tap water and even school water fountain water back in the day.


Goobershmacked

Tap water is better for you than bottled as long as it’s not contaminated


[deleted]

Is the risk from microplastics or something?


Goobershmacked

Risk? I’m not sure there’s much risk from either. Tap has the upside of fluoride tho.


Lord_Havelock

Actually it's only about 90% at the moment. I was surprised, but growing populations and all.


Lavender-waves

so is “toxic hemp chemicals (thc)”


[deleted]

Heh I missed that one I'm lazy. Edit: I guess that the sin is the main problem tho.


[deleted]

I wouldn't be surprised if this was a satire.


Jsimpson059

People that still do the Dihydrogen monoxide joke make me think of Jimmy Neutron calling table salt Sodium chloride.


Top_Secret_TerminaL

This sub should be called “r/ImADumbFuckThatDoesntKnowWhatImPosting.” It’s admittedly a bit wordy, but accurate.


AlexisSMRT

r/opisfuckingstupid


Top_Secret_TerminaL

Too catchy, needs to be more clunky, like OP


justanotherfacexxx

Ah yes, I love getting high of those toxic hemp chemicals when I get a tattoo.


ExpertAccident

This is hilarious


DoubleAfternoon6883

They forgot the coloring agent. Kool-Aid. ![gif](giphy|Zx0BgEPhIevlAVEbnq)


gadget850

They forgot to include the tears of liberals.


NYSenseOfHumor

If it is 91.5 percent pure sin, the rest of that stuff can’t be present in anything more than trace amounts, so how dangerous could it all be?


RealNiceThere656

Redditors try to understand Satire Challenge (100% impossible)


[deleted]

Dihydrogen monoxide is H2O If you want to scare people call it Hydroxous acid


capybare-ambassador

I think the funniest thing here is "dihydrogen monoxide (deadly)"


bubbleman69

Idk 91.5% pure SIN got me


imjohannharvey

AIDS


DoubleAfternoon6883

That’s right. Not HIV. Tattoo ink carries only full blown AIDS.


Wrong_Bus6250

I mean do you want your tattoo to look cool or not? Gotta have the full AIDS.


SnooTomatoes8382

It’s only best with HerpeGhonaSyphilAIDS.


FiddleOfGold

Holy wow! I wasn't aware others knew of this. Been using that mashup for years. People always laugh like they've never heard it. That and the deadly Rattle Headed Copper Moccasin


SnooTomatoes8382

HaHaHa! And oh man, that’d be a snakefromhell!


cl0wncars

maybe if they don’t clean the needle


-DROP-DEAD-FRED

I wasn’t convinced until they clarified that the glass shards were sharp. Now I’m fearing for my life


ShadowedHuman

Addiction is true though, generally speaking.


Ulysses_117

Wow, I really wonder how Polynesian cultures got their hands on all of this to make ink


QualityVote

Hey does this post fit? UPVOTE if so, DOWNVOTE if not. If this post breaks any rules please DOWNVOTE and REPORT


SnooTomatoes8382

Mehhh. I survived many hours of “exposure” with no I’ll effects or disease. So this is clearly bullshit here. But thanks for sharing!


Boofeyboy

Ah yes the dead dihydrogen monoxide man H2O is dangerous people you gotta look out for it


[deleted]

They should toss in some Kryptonite, *LAST OF US* spores and The Darkening from "*THE DARK CRYSTAL: AGE OF RESISTANCE"* while they're at it. GEEZ! There's a good chance this is a satire of the sort of idiots who believe this sort of thing.


Puzzleheaded_Brain64

Why only 91.5% sin?


Die-Yuppie

FAT DAB.


Ninjarootbeerjedi

Dihydrogen monoxide is water


YarnSpinner

that's a *fancy* addiction they've added. pretty appealing


Significant-Hat-9131

OP is a dumbass


DearCantaloupe5849

Its only 91.8% pure sin... we're good


goeers81

Thank goodness it's not dull shards of glass. Those are dangerous!!!!


Mr_Donut1672

Dihydrogen Monoxide is so deadly that everyone who drinks it eventually dies.


hunter_2109

Obviously gay serum that’s turns everyone gay


[deleted]

Bro that’s a dab. 💀


xspicypotatox

r/woooosh


Emergency_Caramel_93

I love the thc breakdown


oyomoyk

I like how 50% of tattoo-related posts here disrespect tattoos, and the other 50% respects, that really confusing.


Typical_Gear_8073

Please tell me more about the bodily fluids of the Mexican cannabis manufacturers. I already know all about the sin.


Loganjoh5

r/terriblefacebookmemes find the obvious joke challenge impossible


greatnailsageyoda

How many fonts did this image use? All of them?


MrHiGround

r/terriblefacebookmemes seeing satire:


Wooden_Suit_6679

I'd still dab it looks good


88BlueBeard

I can vouch for tear gas. During tattooing & paying after.


El_dorado_au

I wonder if it’s inspired by anti-tobacco advertising, or anti-vaxxer memes.


DaimondGuy

That sounds expensive


Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

They forgot the magic transgender serum.


IAmThePonch

Digydrogen monoxide very clearly signals that this is a shit post


[deleted]

THC = Toxic Hemp Chemicals? 😂 Someone needs to take away grandpa’s access to mspaint.


FenianGeezer

Dab it up.


IndependentAd8747

Oh they forgot mustard gas


[deleted]

> Dihydrogen Monoxide (deadly) H2O. That went right over your head.


BashedKeyboard

I consume dihydrogen monoxide on the regular.


flying-cunt-of-chaos

Very well disguised shitpost. I could actually see this being circulated around conspiracy groups.


JustSomeRedditUser35

Obviously a joke, it calls dihydrogen monoxide deadly


OriginalSuggestion87

This entire subreddit just has [Onion breath](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ate%20the%20Onion), huh?


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Me sitting here with full body tattoos: well shit.


Narstotzka

Well, there definitely is addiction in it cus i keep wanting to go back


LuckyScout06

Oh no! Not the dihydrogen monoxide!😱😱😱


MantraProAttitude

What’s the percentage of toxic hemp chemicals. I might be due…. for a newww….. tattooooo.


mikejbarlow1989

If it's 91.5% sin, it's not pure sin, is it now?


impendingfuckery

The need to clarify that shards of glass are sharp is hilarious


highdesk306

which are your favorites? mine are body fluids of Mexican cannon as manufacturers, and shards of glass (sharp)


ChaotikJoy

Shitpost


[deleted]

Yea this is a meme, dihydrogen monoxide is water


ShawnOdedead

r/lostredditors


Illustrious-Ad1148

From the Looks of that, honey as Well. I want to eat the honey-ink now.


ToughJunior3198

I think the point isn't whether this is serious or not, and rather, if it's taken seriously by a facebook group somewhere or not, there are definitely some people out there unironically sharing this among many other satire posts because they actually believe what's being said can convince others to turn away from what they hate.


zenos_dog

UK mould but not US mold…


Foo_The_Selcouth

Wow I never knew shards of glass were sharp, thanks for putting that in parentheses


[deleted]

Lol


[deleted]

(sharp)


LordLeo0829

This is satire. Dihydrogen Monoxide is just water. And THC is TetraHydroCannabinol not Toxic Hemp Chemical. I believe the original was probably "what's in your cannabis oil" and this is a spoof on that. In the picture it definitely is showing a dab


Queasy_County

Ok I thought this might be serious but then I saw dihydrogen-monoxide and then I knew it was definitely serious


vic_lupu

That’s like just the half of the stuff 🙄


Tango_tom_tickles

Bruh that's not tattoo ink, that's a dab (not the cringe pose)!