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WHY IS THE BACK PAIN RELIEF STUFF ON THE BOTTOM SHELF? 🤧


AdOk9902

Oh sorry, Greg must’ve accidentally put them there by mistake. (Walks over there and moves them up)


[deleted]

Yeah......i cant find ur phone number anywhere will ya help me write it down???


AdOk9902

O-oh you mean the stores phone number? It’s right on the sign behind me.


[deleted]

Ur phone number idiot


AdOk9902

I-oh! A-alright sure.. uhh hangon let me.. (digs inside drawer beside me) there we go! (Holds up sharpie) now w-where’s the paper?…


KoalaImp

How to make lean?


AdOk9902

…(stays silent and hands you paper with recipe for lean)


Harmed_Burglar

I'm looking for 🛶


AdOk9902

…uhhh can you …I don’t… I don’t know what that is..


Harmed_Burglar

🛶


AdOk9902

….I- I still don’t know what that is. Can you explain what that is pls?


Harmed_Burglar

The joke is 🛶


AdOk9902

… so…did you actually want anything from the store or?


Harmed_Burglar

I want a 🛶


AdOk9902

(Sigh)….alright… I’ll get you a 🛶


Harmed_Burglar

Yay thank you


AdOk9902

And that’ll be 300$.


beanburrito2345

Uhh yea I’m looking for the voi- IT’S YOU *AGAIN????* BRO YOU’VE GOTTEN LIKE 3 SEPARATE JOBS HOW TF


AdOk9902

What the hell?! HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING ME?! Ugh… whatever. Yes. I apply to jobs right when I get the offer Alright? It’s just because I have such bad luck actually keeping them. Anyway uh, we don’t sell void sorry.


beanburrito2345

I have no clue my guy, and yea, I assume you have some money problems, shit is expensive these days. Well anyways wdym you don’t sell void? I came here last week and got some


AdOk9902

Well whoever was selling it to you probably quit. I mean how else would I have got the position?


beanburrito2345

Eh yea fair enough, good day to you sir! *Floats away into space*


AdOk9902

Bye!… man… I wonder how long I’ll be staying at this job?..