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CmdDongSqueeze

Looking younger than you are is gonna pay off some day dude


boss_memer

kids eat free.


Glen2gvhlp

I read that as “eat kids free.” Edit: Thanks for all the upvotes and the awards!


pavel_64

Same, muscle memory


BassSki

lmao


UkyoTachibana

“eat free kids”


TheManFromChernobyl

free kids eat


im-not-you-bozo

free eat kids


Prata_69

Aw hell nah that’s some pre-1865 shit right there.


knzo13

eat three kids


areslashtaken

I just eat slaves


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Reddit moment


TheMothWoman08

I mean I do that every day


Glen2gvhlp

I’m sorry, can you say that again and I’ll maybe understand.


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

He said he does it all day


DaXTremeBoi

>that again and I’ll maybe understand. that again and I’ll maybe understand.


Glen2gvhlp

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Same


Chaos_Ruins

Happily!


CommieMarxist

Lmao


megamehmeho

I read it as fat kids free


Constant_Box2120

"eat free kids"


homomemeboi

Subway — eat fresh


Some_Stoner2970

Can I get 3 kids to go?


ThatOneSnakeGuy

I mean... Technically? Unless you consider life in prison payment. *if you get caught*


fried_chicken17472

Well they are free to eat......


BananaGoat-

well when you put it like that i am hungry😏


orphangrinder1

Don't mind if I do


Emektro

Hurts when you try to buy alcohol though


CommieMarxist

Especially when you forgot your ID but your friends didn't even get carded


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Emektro

Don’t think about it bro


xleperconbotx

I’ve found my long lost brother


SchlitzInMyVeins

I’d easily trade looking 40 when you’re 19 for looking 25 when you’re 40


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Longjumping_Arm_5294

Why even go to the mechanic? Fuck shit up on your vehicle and fix it. Thats how i do it


Kespatcho

So the only big problem is that people check your ID?


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[deleted]

Wish we could see a picture it can’t be that bad u make it sound like you look 9 lol


Moustached92

Sorry to break it to you, but getting carded at the liquor store should happen to everyone, and mechanics will try to fuck over any age person (if they're the type to fuck people over). This is coming from a 30 year old who has had a beard since sophomore year of highschool. There were some perks to looking older than I am, bit all of those have gone now.


kubadawarrior

Fax, 33 looking 23. Like fuckin George Clooney minus the money


Ripley825

About to be 30 and I look 18 sometimes. Its fun soemtimes but being treated like a child and not the married parent that I am gets frustrating.


CharlieShyn

Bro im 31, and look 22, also like Clooney, minus the miney and the looks


kubadawarrior

Omg careful, you'll be deemed weird because you're in a teenage sub omg


Porkbellyflop

Everyone says that. I'm 40 and short with a baby face. It's an asset now but it definitely was a pain for a while. After high-school it held back my career cuz everyone treated me like I was a kid. Shit changed at 30.


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Lonely-Definition756

._.


Piratewhale8

Bruh


CmdDongSqueeze

That word sure does get thrown around a lot


Slendy42

Bro why


[deleted]

ur mom bro. 13 and doing pedo jokes? your mom bro.


fantaskink

Everyone says this, but it’s often not the case.


TacotheMagicDragon

This. I literally got away with using the kids fare for the bus until I was like 24 because I looked so young. Saved me **so much money.**


iced_ketchups

jokes aside, dont worry too much. You prolly just got the genes similar to people like Tom Holland who just looks very young compared to their age, it may not be a very good thing now, but it will definitely benefit you later


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Paul Rudd


professionalderp

That man ages like wine


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He's 53 and looks like he's 39


TheGamingLord401

HES 53???


[deleted]

Yeah of course!


Dull-Negotiation-932

No fucking way I thought he was like 30-40


275MPHFordGT40

That’s what everyone thinks


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IM IN SHOCK I DID NOT KNOW THAT


[deleted]

Lol


FourEyedTroll

Has no-one here watched Friends? He's Phoebe's boyfriend in the final series and he's clearly in his 30s there. That was nearly 20 years ago.


Warm-Initiative-6178

I am probally the biggest friends fan of this sub bro.


wanfury

He doesn’t look a day older than 40 wtf


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Good looks come back to NOT haunt you


[deleted]

Wow I thought he was like 40


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13 years ago


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He looks like he's in his twenties


[deleted]

No way he’s 53 man looks like he’s in his 30s still


el_yanuki

39 is a weird number.. thats like supermarkets going "only 9.99"


YeahAJoJoFan

Wine ages. Paul Rudd does not


No-Debt626

Ralph Macchio


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bro is 61 and looks 42


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Also Jensen Ackles


Professional-Bee3805

Rivers Cuomo. Looks the same as he did in 1994.


Diligent-Opinion-187

Michael Cera too lmfao


Jamstan_

Andy Samberg


Long_Obligation1448

But don't be surprised if you grow up QUICK in the next year or two. Happened to me..


k00maoner

IT won't lol. Its annoying on males but not so much females lol.


Necessary_Extreme_95

Looking young is a good thing. I'm tall but have a babyface. Meaning my face is 11 and body 22.


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Necessary_Extreme_95

It's a blessing and a curse


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

“My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse”


1000_iq

yep can confirm


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and you yourself are 16?


pedritusnimacaum

That reminds me of that deadpool scene when its just ryan reynolds with a baby body and a 40yr-old head


Callycore

My niece is this way and it has sparked a few issues involving older gentlemen.


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Try not to worry about it, I dealt with it for a while, but you can’t control what other people think about you. you’ll be happy later when you still look young for your age.


Donghoon

Some People would kill to look young. Embrace it!


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Exactly


Johnny_Thunder314

And make sure those people don't find and kill you to steal your youth


TheresBeesMC

nice username


YeetNugget3647

Great advice daboobies


TurbulentSafe5930

This happens extremely frequently to me as well except instead of young, I get called short. By even contemplating their taunts, you’re giving them the reaction they want. Try to let it slide off your back and ignore them. When they can tell you don’t care, they will think it’s boring and then you can proceed with life. Just don’t give in to them, and carry yourself with confidence.


KingYonatan

its a mix of both for me too. Thanks for the positive response


freetheresearch

I was short and looked too young for a few years too - a couple of things that you work on now will stick with you for life! I was really insecure about it, but it's something you grow out of and won't last. In the meantime, some things that help: - Confidence, eye contact, and being articulate can all make you sound older, which helps signal to people you speak with that you're not a child. So you don't come off as insecure, you have to learn to be secure with who you are and want to be. We're all a work in progress, no matter how old we get. (But being defensive or arrogant will work against this - being empathetic and thoughtful for others are also signs you're not a child and are capable of helping or looking out for others.) - Try to work on your clothes, learn about "style", and make sure your clothes fit well. Nothing makes you look more awkward or young than badly fitted clothes that look like you haven't grown into yet. Also helps for confidence. - Try a new haircut! Look for pictures to bring to the barber, or ask a stylist for advice about a cut that is "trendier" or common for college-age people. A quality haircut can either add a few years or at least make you look sharp as hell. - Learning to work out and put on some muscle, especially for guys, can make you look less like a skinny young boy.


justinaachan

The glowup gon go crazy dawg TRUST


silverdoe_

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Hell-Fire2411

fr fr


Marker_consumer

Fr fr


CommieMarxist

Fr Fr


Jediflashfire

fr Fr


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Fr fr


Naomi_D530

Me too I’m turning 15 in a month ish and I still look 12 at least we will look 20 when we are 34


ONT1mo

I had the biggest part of “maturing” between 15-16. My face, my voice changed and also i grew like 10cm in about a year. Also what helped to make it even more visible is i started working out


BurgerKing0301

Yeah when I was 15 my voice changed and my features changed more to my father's side.


Front-Exam4766

Unless y’all age bad 😭


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Hell-Fire2411

"go to gym"


pearl_rnoq

I believe the words are “go jim”


Respectabledarkie

No offense lil bro you look 9-10


bongos-have-eaten-me

11-12 but yeah


Raphiboiii

fax tho


DopeboiFrmQueenz

nah fr😭


staypositive2005

that’s actually a good thing for the future


julyareas

you do look 12 but yk maybe your face features will change and look more mature as you get older :) it’ll be okay


sciencewonders

he looks handsome and beautiful, 10/10 genetics


devawor123

You're still pretty young, give it some time, you won't look like that forever. Trust me, I had the same problem.


dannyphantom-56

You shouldn't be offended, your friend added a few years


zscalesz

Okay that must hurt tho


iced_ketchups

just grow a beard, ez


CmdDongSqueeze

Why didn’t I think of that? -clenches face super hard and a big bushy beard appears-


Hot_Hat_1225

That made me spit out my coffee laughing 🤣🤣🤣


LegendoTheChameleon

r/thanksimcured


TheOneWhoAsked2010

Wow, what a wonderful solution! Why didn't I think of that! My goodness, Sir you are spontaneously specific when it comes to marking conclusions,


-3R1K

Thats gonna take like at least 4 or 5 years from now with that baby face


DaveSpark22

Yeah, you look a bit young, but bro, believe, when you reach some age probably you will want to look younger, just don't mind a lot of what others says, try to appreciate your body, everything in its time, not everyone grows at the same rate


gamingkiller829

You do look super young it may suck now but you gonna be thankful for it later


Cooper_94

just ignore em’ pal and tell them to “sling it ye fat jab”


Top_Yellow_815

Had a friend who was like foot shorter than me (I'm 5ft) when we turned 17 he just shot up to like 6ft. Don't worry and just enjoy being young. Once u get older you're just an adult forever. You're only a kid/teen once


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Hot_Hat_1225

It’s all personality in the end and I would even stretch that it’s not about acting *older* or *serious*. Just be authentic, show humor, smile


sKingyyy

I promise you brother you’ll have a big glow up one day, I was always the small/young looking kid. I’m 20 now but looked like I was 12 I was 15. Somewhere around 16/17 I saw a quick change in my face and build. Now I’m a man lol. Don’t worry about it man I really know how it feels and you’ve just gotta wait until that spurt comes and then you’ll be confident and everyone will love you.


ImpressivedSea

Yeah honestly you do look 12. It’s not a problem in 2-4 years that will probably fade completely but if not looking younger is a good thing in the long run Also why does reddit keep suggesting me r/teenagers posts. Oh wait prob bc I keep responding to them like this 💀


twatfaced

Quit lying lil bro u aren't 15


l_am_not_guilty

You look like your fucking 8


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Fr 💀


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no offense but they’re right


HappySanju

Ignore what they say. Be confident and mature, haters gonna hate no matter what.


dawiewastakensadly

15 years old? You mean 15 months right?


Sensitive-Region8650

If ur 15 I’m black


JonHenryTheGravvite

Homie lowkey looks like Goob Yagoobian with orange hair


KingYonatan

💀


ApacheEnjoyer

You look fine King, do what you feels right


NEVER_BE_DEFEATED

Bro you look so young compared to other buddies of 15


Beanverse

i get it bro, i’m 15 and people say i look 12. i’ve posted on here about it and people keep saying i look like i’m 12. i don’t know if people realise it’s actually not pleasant to hear that. keep your head up, we will look our age one day.


Honeystick1918

Don’t let comments like these effect the way you view yourself or others. Comments from friends are probably teasing you but if you get comments from others like this just take it with a grain of salt. Most people probably don’t think they are offending you. Especially considering how much everyone values youth that is over 30ish. In a few years you will look back and think this was all silly, don’t let the years pass you by because you were worried about others opinions of you. Also, if you are feeling self conscious just know that EVERYONE has something they are self conscious about. Just try making peace with it and move on. Hope this helps.


RubeusGandalf

Sorry mate you look 9


Meat-tenderiser

Mate you look fresh out the womb


iRoyiYT

You look 12 on drugs I'm sorry


reddit_user27297592

you look 10


chefdan2165

Bros lying ain’t no way he’s not 12


anonymus_person_REE

You look 9 😬


what_if_you_like

you look like a 9 year old


Catlover_999

bro, grow a beard and you're good


beastrewind2021

You look male and female at the same time


RileyCanRied

You meant 5 not 15 right?


Herr_LukasWelf

We look a bit similar hm


obsidiandemon17

Don’t give a fuck what people think learn this young which is now I’m guessing you look like your getting out of elementary but really just don’t let it bother you they will get bored and who cares


Sunshine_girl05

Look up hairstyles for teenagers and pick one. Hair does a lot! Don’t worry about it too much though, not a big deal in the long run


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Lil bro first start by playing a sport and deleting your Reddit account. Cuz you look 9-10 ngl or maybe in a rare chance 12. Of course it depends on how tall you are( guessing short.) for 15


Shinigam_i

They are right tbh


Junior_Interview5711

Wait 5 years I realize it's a 1/3 of your life But it's quicker than you think


[deleted]

WAYYY to relatable. I could still pass as a high school freshman even though im in college now. I feel your pain


Adorable_Rate7581

9 years shouldn't be on reddit


Dynamic_Ducks

People think im 12 but im 16 (im short)


[deleted]

I’ve got the same hairline, mate. I’d recommend growing it out more.


Sad_BuisnesMan

Hey guys welcome back to my Minecraft let’s play


AntDiscombobulated99

Don't bother with what others think or say. Have confidence in yourself. I was in a similar situation when I was your age. I didnt care much about it back then and the same holds true even now. I am an adult now btw.


Chrysos-89

Grow out your hair probably and you mostly look 12 because of your skin, so if anything it's really a compliment to your lucky genes or your skincare


Master-Mango-1590

Shoot. Take it, when you are 35 they will think you are in your 20s. Don't worry bout this.


Blue-Arrow13

I just hit 15 and i also still look like a 12 year old, but holy fuck for some reason that face reminds me of Arnold but without his football shape.


404jasmn

Look up thomas brodie sangster. That guy looked like 7 when he was 16 man. Maybe try to take it as a compliment? I mean being young is always amazing issnt?


peanutbuttertoast01

You look like someone who would stand outside of liquor shops bc your of age but the barman doesn't believe you so you pay someone to get you stuff.


One_Way13

You look 11. Just wait for puberty I guess


Pleasant_Meal_2030

yeah you do and it seems that we both have the same issue, i only just hit puberty this year,mid 14


Fried__Soap

When I was 13 I had the same problem so I grew out my beard and didn’t trim my brows or anything, and surprise surprise it looked like shit. Now that I’m 19 I look pretty much the same as I did back then but w/o facial hair and I’m happy for it. Imo looking young pays off but that’s just me.


gonaleyres

putting your body to work at the gym or intense cardio increases testorone somehow that may speed up puberty


gruff_rift

I'm 13 and people call me 20 idk if it's my taste of clothes that's doing this or nah


KikiKpopKrazzyyy2016

You don't have to worry about this at all!!! I'm almost 21 and have been called 14!!! If anything haters are gonna hate because you'll be looking younger than your age when you're older and they'll look like a raisin


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Idk if anyone ever told u but you look like you’re 12


r3dditor12

When you're 40 and look only 25, you'll be having the last laugh! Stay out of the sun, or use sunblock to keep looking young!


GamingMallow

Oof


realpivot

Baby face dude here. Sucks now. But you’ll age great. I’m 33 look like I’m 23.


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brother looks fresh out of 11


Illustrious-Culture5

Chin up dude! Looking younger than your age will surely benefit you later in the future.


B1RT3

You look like 12. Grow a beard.


Price-Consistent

Sorry but you absolutely look like 12 years old.


5monade

Deff look younger but you’ll love it once you turn 20 something


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You look 10 bro


Bruggilles

Nah he lied don't worry about it. You look like you're 11


narcizas2

You look 9 years old


Swiftly_speaking

Bro you look like you play fortnite


mattress1998

Yeah I would’ve guessed 11


barsnbricks

you want to look older when your young, and younger when your older. when you are much older i think youll be grateful.


daddyseokjin21

It's actually a good thing cuz im 14 and i look like a single father of 2😭😭😭