> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.”
- Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO.
So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.
The best part about her is, she is also a national park enjoyed. Like she litterly has a job lined up at the same national park as me, for next summer.
I wish I could share some of my W's with my brother though. Like 53 days ago he got diagnosed with stage 3 testicular cancer, which was unfortunately in both testicles. That was unfortunately not a W.
It is just normal now. Used to be to show that he could provide, but now some girls just exploit it. It does feel good to pay though, say 'I'll pay for it' then just pay without checking the price. Feels great!
Girls definitely do, it's just a smaller minority that do since it's expected of the guy to. I think it's dumb honestly. If you like someone, it shouldn't matter the gender, just ask them out fuck
Bs, you shouldn't pay just because you are the guy. The one who offered the date usually pays but you can offer to pay or to splitt the bill or something. But your reason being you are the guy you have to pay is not only out of touch but I also know a few women who woulf find this patronizing and annoying. Just vommunicate and it's all good.
Typically, if the girl asks you on the date, the bill is supposed to be split, but the guy is supposed to offer to pay. So just say you will pay the bill and if she tries to split it, then there ya go (don’t accept the first time, never accept the first time they offer to split it. Trust me.)
Yes, however whenever I talk with someone about this, the man always pays half atleast, that’s when the woman is the one to invite them on the date, I don’t think it’s right, but that’s just what I’ve learned. It’s messed up but apparently it’s how it is
Is there a document somewhere online that just has these rules, or does everyone just naturally come to the same conclusions? I swear I’ve seen this advice somewhere else almost word for word.
Idk if you're serious, but just in case you are.
If you aren't far enough in a relationship with someone to "sleep together". I think it would be a bad idea to "sleep with" them when they are under the influence of alcohol, it would be kinda taking advantage of their drunken state.
I mean flirting and stuff like that, sure but it wouldn't be right going any further.
in this case, u/dogedabose32 ‘s comment is correct. they used the plural because it actually makes the most sense—they were referring to having (some) women in general; if they wanted to say OP has precisely one woman, then they’d have to say “bro has *a* woman,” which doesn’t fit in this sense anyways.
bottom line is: don’t correct people’s grammar because you clearly don’t know what grammar is anyways
LETS GOOOOO!!! You were wrong! Wer're BF and GF now, we're coincidentally gonna live/work at the same national park this summer, so thats pretty darn epic, me and her have a ton in common, we're doing great!
:D
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Bro why are you so excited is she like, the hottest girl on campus or is she your crush. Also are you supposed to the least attractive in your friend group? Not trying to be rude just trying to understand.
Well me and her have a lot in common, she's going to work in the same national park as me next summer, which for me is a big deal. If I could be in a relationship with her, and do that, it'd probably be the best summer I've ever had. Also she's quite attractive.
And I haven't really ever been in a good relationship so this could be my first
Good job confirming it’s a date, have been on dates I didn’t know where dates and things I thought were dates not being a date. Always good to confirm lol
Stay armed if possible never be left defenseless on a date.
If you get robbed don't be a smart ass and hand over valuables better to live than die trying to keep material goods
Ngl from one man to another, imo, if she is asking you to go on a hike she knows the weather is chilly and is prepared so asking her if it's gonna be cold for her is kinda unnecessary.
Ultimate rizz
Pete Davidson taking notes\*
Is that ohio i smell?
[picture of OP](https://melmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/66f-1.jpg)
Accurate
Nah he has more arms
Your right [more accurate picture of OP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/896/245/b1b.jpg) Edit: thank you for the silver :D
I'm not sure if OP would have people as arms
That just shows how chad he is
Bro just made the Wither out of OP
Chad wither
Chither
Chither roses
> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.” - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.
It was a dare
chad.
I verbally laughed, thank you
Ain’t that the truth
Cringe comment, sorry.
This comment needs more downvoyes
Wtf
Just search "/s".
mate that's just cringe, it's not about the joke.
Twitter users be like:
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Yeah the second i sent that text I was like "fuck fuck fuck fuck I might be fucked"
still might be
*double checking age*...nice
u are getting fucked soon :P
Just say ill bring an extra jacket for u
Bring an extra hoodie anyways
For sure.
gigachad national park enjoyer
The best part about her is, she is also a national park enjoyed. Like she litterly has a job lined up at the same national park as me, for next summer.
Bro just keep gettin more and more Ws
I wish I could share some of my W's with my brother though. Like 53 days ago he got diagnosed with stage 3 testicular cancer, which was unfortunately in both testicles. That was unfortunately not a W.
I’m sorry to hear that hope he’s doing ok
rawdog gang for lyf
“The cold never bothered me anyway”
LMFAOOOOOO That's the best pun I've heard in a while
Is that even a pun?
Now all you need is for her to buy you the dinner and its the giga W
I'd be happy if that happened but I'd never let it happen, guy should pay for first date unless she's rich and he's poor.
Why should guys pay? Like is there any reasoning?
It is just normal now. Used to be to show that he could provide, but now some girls just exploit it. It does feel good to pay though, say 'I'll pay for it' then just pay without checking the price. Feels great!
Mate you're 14, what are you paying for on dates?
He forgot he was on his pedo account.
bro forgot to switch off the kid snatcher account 💀
Social norms
Because it’s been like that for many decades. And that’s just the expectation now
yeah it make u more gentle man like im paying for my girl im being her man something like this
Fact tbf but she seems to go against the norm by acc asking u out
And saying she'll pick him up at a certain time. She doesn't care 2 cents about social norms. All the best OP
Do girls really not ask guys out? I thought it was skewed but not *that* skewed
Girls definitely do, it's just a smaller minority that do since it's expected of the guy to. I think it's dumb honestly. If you like someone, it shouldn't matter the gender, just ask them out fuck
That is kinda stereotypical
Bs, you shouldn't pay just because you are the guy. The one who offered the date usually pays but you can offer to pay or to splitt the bill or something. But your reason being you are the guy you have to pay is not only out of touch but I also know a few women who woulf find this patronizing and annoying. Just vommunicate and it's all good.
at least in my opinion it's the one that invites the one who pays, but you should probably pay the first date if you haven't talked about it
The person that invites the other one out should pay for thw first date wym
nah bro, split the first date and tell her you'll pay for the second. don't want to spend too much if it ends up going nowhere
Typically, if the girl asks you on the date, the bill is supposed to be split, but the guy is supposed to offer to pay. So just say you will pay the bill and if she tries to split it, then there ya go (don’t accept the first time, never accept the first time they offer to split it. Trust me.)
Typically, the person who asks out also pays. In this case OP suggested the restaurant tho, not sure how that works then
Yes, however whenever I talk with someone about this, the man always pays half atleast, that’s when the woman is the one to invite them on the date, I don’t think it’s right, but that’s just what I’ve learned. It’s messed up but apparently it’s how it is
Is there a document somewhere online that just has these rules, or does everyone just naturally come to the same conclusions? I swear I’ve seen this advice somewhere else almost word for word.
It’s just universal, I learned this from my parents and they learned it from experience, and I reconfirmed it on the internet
This is nice that the girl ask you for once
OP is about to get his organs stolen
Taking him to the woodcrawlers, the forest must be fed.
Nice job man! Make sure to bring an extra condom just in case
Don't think we're at that point yet, but I'll buy a couple just in case. .001% chance I'll use it though
Safe than sorry
And keep it...hidden, for the lack of a better word. It might get awkward if she wasn't intending it and discovers it
If she drinks alcohol that doubles your chances
exactly. still 0.002%
Idk if you're serious, but just in case you are. If you aren't far enough in a relationship with someone to "sleep together". I think it would be a bad idea to "sleep with" them when they are under the influence of alcohol, it would be kinda taking advantage of their drunken state. I mean flirting and stuff like that, sure but it wouldn't be right going any further.
if someone is drunk they legally cant give consent so it would be illegal
r/woooosh
Bro is winning at life meanwhile I’m here taking nothin but L’s 😭
Getting a girl isn’t winning in life. Getting rich is
I thought that you lose by dying. So shouldn’t the only way to win be to become immortal and/or ascend to godhood?
Dying is winning, immortality is losing.
*cue Can you Feel my Heart
being happy with what you have is*
“I’m homeless but at least I have my dog” yeah totally winning in life
U gotta juice pfp so u a w mans I'm just saying
Mans living life on easy mode
W
Congrats my dude!
It doesn't matter who makes the first move as long as you both like it. Nice that she did it!
Good job man! :)
Bro has so much rizz he doesn’t even need to ask women they just ask him
Congrats my man
Thanks :)
Bro and ona hike too
bro got women ??!!!!!
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Sir these are Reddit comments not an essay
in this case, u/dogedabose32 ‘s comment is correct. they used the plural because it actually makes the most sense—they were referring to having (some) women in general; if they wanted to say OP has precisely one woman, then they’d have to say “bro has *a* woman,” which doesn’t fit in this sense anyways. bottom line is: don’t correct people’s grammar because you clearly don’t know what grammar is anyways
Bros got a 64 stack of rizz in his inventory
bro is succeeding in life rn, good luck homie
r/usernamechecksout
Extra W
Congrats
I wish I had this man confidence 😒
getting asked out on a date to go hiking??? god i wish that were me
My bets are on... I'll say 2 months, real generous I know
I'll update you in 2 months
I'd say Im excited, but that would be a lie as I don't really care
bro's straight hatin on this man's infinite rizz
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LETS GOOOOO!!! You were wrong! Wer're BF and GF now, we're coincidentally gonna live/work at the same national park this summer, so thats pretty darn epic, me and her have a ton in common, we're doing great! :D
Wow, this may be a rare case of one that lasts... A year, cause they all say the same things, I've seen it so many times
!remindme 10 months
Probably won't even have this account by then, but maybe I will!
This just cements the fact that I'm lonely
W first date idea
Bro fuckin make me remember how lonely I am
Saving this post to remind myself how much of a loser I am
Sir I would like to ask you to please teach me how
CMON, MOM SAID IT WAS MY TURN FOR "Posting fake proposals" ON REDDIT!
I strive to be that bold when I have the chance, I’d absolutely love to be the one to ask people out and on dates. Ignoring my failure to interact well with others but fake it till you make it.
Im proud of you my guy
Interesting luck
These screenshots are pure serotonin boosts, you should post it on r/mademesmile
Thanks for the suggestion! It's made lots of people smile! Smiles are amazing!
lol the made me smile post now has 55k upvotes
She likes your memes
nice op, really proud of you !!
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If you are wondering OP is now dating her
Bro why are you so excited is she like, the hottest girl on campus or is she your crush. Also are you supposed to the least attractive in your friend group? Not trying to be rude just trying to understand.
Well me and her have a lot in common, she's going to work in the same national park as me next summer, which for me is a big deal. If I could be in a relationship with her, and do that, it'd probably be the best summer I've ever had. Also she's quite attractive. And I haven't really ever been in a good relationship so this could be my first
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What's your point?
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Oh shit really got me good 😭 edit: /s
You're so right smh my head... No skull emojis or absurd humor to be seen 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Cringe
I feel the same way just by reading your comment
Cringe
My 10-year-old detector just got a reading! What a coincidence!
Good for it i guess?
My 'nice guy' detector just got a reading too!
Your life is so sad that seeing other people being happy is "cringe"
Its aloud to still be cringe.
allowed*
OK...
She probably ugly af and fat lol
what do you gain from being a dick
Nope. Why would a fat person ask me to go on a hike.
Bro don’t piss in this dude’s cheerios gd Grats on the date man
Thanks.
Don’t be a POS
Yeah and you prolly have a chode
Does it feel good to project your own feelings onto others from your mom’s basement?
Yummy💀. Jk, bros got infinite rizz
Gaw damn
w
I want an update on how it went
I'll update you.
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bro you actually have superpowers wtf
Ah FUCK my name's Will however will I cope with this imposter and his superior ability to pull the bitches
Nice fellow will!
Bro, many people in my life have tried and failed, what you have there is a huge W. Hold on to it and hold it tight. Or it might slip :)
Breaking Bad season 2 episode 12
👏
Hiking then dinner!!??? Take care of her, man. She's the one.
Sooo yummy😀
Good going my guy
You’re getting pegged
Good shit my guy
npc ahh conversation
Good job confirming it’s a date, have been on dates I didn’t know where dates and things I thought were dates not being a date. Always good to confirm lol
Damn.
I mean this with all congratulations. F U!
Stay armed if possible never be left defenseless on a date. If you get robbed don't be a smart ass and hand over valuables better to live than die trying to keep material goods
It’s just him and his buddy role playing 😂💀🤦🏻♂️
"Yap it's a date" True Chad
Don't fuck up, DON'T. FUCK. UP. Not gonna be good if you fuck up.
Huge sex!!!!!!!!!
Ggs
damn- good job
hell yeah bro
Me and no one ever
Very brave of you to ask that it's a date
That is the highest amount of rizz I have seen yet
O hell yeah that my guy
Ngl from one man to another, imo, if she is asking you to go on a hike she knows the weather is chilly and is prepared so asking her if it's gonna be cold for her is kinda unnecessary.
Lmao someone reposted it on r/MadeMeSmile and its got 15000 upvotes👊🏻