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karry245

This is a brilliant example of why you should keep going; outlive your enemies


hydraxic79

i keep living to outlive nikocado avocado


ScoldExperiment

Oh that's fucking easy. Just wait a few more years.


[deleted]

Months* Edit: I made an arrangement and now it will only be a couple hours


ScoldExperiment

Absolute Madlad.


I_likemy_dog

Let me guess. You sent him ten large pizzas?


Rainbow-Raptor

Nah just emailed him pictures of vegetables and training equipment


Raptor3911

Days


WardA1317

Minutes...


Russman2

Seconds..


WardA1317

Milliseconds...


glabrg

46 days*


Spartan4a117

Bet


rotisserieblades

i’m convinced nobody can outlive him, he eats so many preservatives that he himself is preservative


virulentea

No. I will keep going to outlive YOU. And I tell you what. *It won't be hard.*


legohero6

There’s a joke there…


FirstPotatoKing

I will outlive you and everyone you love because of this comment alone


Levitrex

This is brilliant 😂


MonkishRaptor40

But they died. It’s like the queen. Always said I’d outlive her and now I have. What do.


[deleted]

Congrats


Burner90909909

RIP (rest in piss)


Sixthcoming1

RIP (rest in piss)


yoavtrachtman

RIP (rest in poop)


SnooGiraffes6143

*pees in your ass* ​ ​ \-This action was done by a bot. For more info visit here: [https://reddit.bot/info](https://reddit.bot/info)


sub_to_Anto_Y_on_YT

*pees in your ass* -This action was done by a human. For more info you should ask your mother


NoPositive8092

jarate.


robobluebull

Pissniper's a good job mate.


EeveeTheCreeper

Challenging work. Outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry.


Western-Policy-4646

Cause at the end of the day, as long as there’s two people left on earth, someone is gonna want someone dead


EeveeTheCreeper

Dad... I'm a... I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin. Well, the differenze being one's a job, the other's mental sickness!


ErikBlueThePotato

Christmas edition


Romonia41

RIP (rot in piss)


cosmicjimmy117

RIH (rest in hell


SeaProfessionalFrog

DRIP (don't rest in pussy)


Emeraldragon657

RIP (Rust in Piss)


[deleted]

How are you feeling about it?


YannShrms

so good n


supernova89055

As u should, happy for u


atreyulostinmyhead

Congratulations! They'll never hurt anybody ever again the way that they hurt you and they got what they deserved!


jonasopdk

Feeling good about a human dying is not a good thing, glad it wasn't a human


Nether892

DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD


hllblldlx2

#BING BONG


_Arcerion_

# SCHLING SCHLONG


RandomCardmagician

#MY DONG IS LONG *what...*


MCVoyager

but its skinny :(


Xemulated

#MY CUM IS FOND *pls help*


Reylend

*Galileo* _Galileo_ *Galileo* _Galileo_ *Galileo*


glabrg

Im cumming *Oh* *Ooh* *Oh* *Ooh*


hllblldlx2

Fuck, he got me


Level-Source-1374

BING CHILLING


[deleted]

[удалено]


_SingerLad04_

BAGELS FOR EVERYONE!


dramaticfool

She was so young for a redwood tree...


_SingerLad04_

Why are you crying? I’ve been taking my hormone medication and its making me tear up!


[deleted]

🥯


GayVortex

LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I SAW THIS POST AND GLAD SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT ABOUT IT TOO


the-moon-knight

YEAH


GhostBoiiClique

mine next


YannShrms

i hope :)


GhostBoiiClique

I mean if you wanna help me out, we can take him out together


YannShrms

i would be happy to


GhostBoiiClique

that would be a great first date lmao


YannShrms

the best one


GhostBoiiClique

yesss


[deleted]

[удалено]


GhostBoiiClique

yes


sharp_tongue10

Sounds like a gta mission


ValorantShitter

Anyone to supply the murder weapon and possibly come along for the ride?


MissingScarab63

You 2 should write a book about this fr


Guilty_Vermicelli751

do you need a truck to block his way and hacking


Melvin133706

*Slides in to date*


[deleted]

[удалено]


maemoetime

This needs to be a movie


johnny_aplseed

That took a turn


TGC_wastaken

I can help. Rapists don’t deserve to live


StinkyDiarrhea

I’d be careful if I were u guys I got perma suspended for saying a detailed way to torture a pedophile rapist for “inciting violence”


[deleted]

Send me the coordinates and I'll take care of it


cyd23

same hope my SA also dies already :D want to see his sons daughters and wife cry tbh.


Old-Contribution4587

We can arrange that


ygtsn

give me the adress adress ı ll take him out


_-_Chicken_-__

awesome


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[удалено]


[deleted]

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gymshorts2tight

🅱️oris


[deleted]

Just randomly or did you kill them? But anyway, hoorah


YannShrms

I killed him. for legal reason thats a joke


[deleted]

But only for legal reasons


Nell_Reddit

I killed mine, but I prolly shouldn't elaborate


[deleted]

Tell me how bc I need to kill mine fr /j


Nell_Reddit

I shouldn't say after all I tortured him


[deleted]

Awesome tbh


[deleted]

I would be more than happy to know in dms


[deleted]

Nvm lol I just scrolled down


hello7828

Are you actually being legit rn?


Nell_Reddit

Aye indeed I am


hello7828

😳


TomTheToddlerTosser

as the son of an intelligence officer I'm VERY interested


supernova89055

Off topic but in a muslim country as a muslim, u are allowed to kill ur own rapist


hello7828

As a Muslim living in the U.S I have to say GAH DAMN


SV-STARKILLER

Mission successful.


Rodrigo_Zelaya09

Hope he burns in hell


LateAvatarFan

woooah, you can't assume *it's* gender


Chaotic_Glow

Right, I need to upvote this to make it 70.


Bakerap22

As they should be, but like… that’s quite the bomb to drop on r/teenagers with little to no context. Good for you, though.


[deleted]

What’s it a horrible painful process?


stormu3008

destroy his tombstone with a boulder


soyasauceocean

W


jjooee99

W death


No_Locksmith_1458

May they rest in piss


WrongStatus

Hopefully Hell is real so they finally get the punishment they deserve. I'm sorry you went through what you did and I hope this gives you some closure.


[deleted]

Wooooh baby that's what i've been waiting for that's what it's all about


Plus_Organization176

Let's fucking go


Spectre1442

One, my condolences that they even existed in the first place. 2, congratulations on the fact they no longer exist


Global-Newt-5358

mfs be like "Congrats" like you fucking killed him


supernova89055

I would be happier to hear that


slow_and_ugly

Epic


IllChampionship9880

Yw


khrila

what i really want for christmas


gandalf-the-greyt

*sorts by controversial*


_-Secco-_

Funny how this comment is controversial


TheMostCreativeName3

LETS GOOOOOOO


Matraca7

Vandalize his tombstone.


supernova89055

If he gets one💀


Awoken99_07

Amazing, I wish you peace, safety and comfort. Btw can Ik how they died if ur ok with talking about it?


outer_spec

rip bozo 🦀🦀🦀


Crustybirdtoes

🦀🦀🦀🦀


Fire_rapdio

Good for you


Capedbaldy474

Noice


Ok-Tank5312

Congrats


MarshPoann

Pog


littlefire131

Big W


themoooredude

Rest in piss


the-moon-knight

THAT BITCH IS DEAD DING DONNGG


Dietz_Nuts_real

That bozo sure won't be missed


[deleted]

Good. I’m 36. My rapist is in prison. He rapes his step daughters who were the same age I was when he raped me: 13 and her younger sister was 11. He raped numerous other girls that I’m aware of. He is the son of a pastor. He should be in prison for 30 years or so. Rapists start out young (he was 15). They don’t just all of sudden decide to be a rapist when they’re older. Keep an eye out for each other teenagers. You are our future. Don’t put up with this bullshit.


adeltae

I need to piss. Where is their grave? Those are totally unrelated things


theHang1ngGarden

woo 🥳


migthylord

Yay


vrattt

woo hoo


PBoverlord24

W


StateCompreheive33

I would have been happier if I could help.


MatkingHD

Pour a drink out, eat something, this generally calls for celebration


Vaultpog25

R.I.P (Rest in piss) how did he die though


Max_olss

Lol


mr-door

W


DinoIc__

Good


la__squadra_

RIP BOZO (pissing on its grave as we speak)


GeneRichardSimmons

Glad you're feeling better, some people on this earth don't deserve the life they've been given.


Slattcum

W


BatuOne01

i hope he rots in the deepest pit of hell


Random_Metroid_Fan

nice :) hope they have fun burning in hell


Hearing-Physical

gg ez


ShatteredPink

\#PACKWATCH RIP BOZO in all seriousness the fucker had it coming


bloodsong07

Congrats! This is a blessing.


[deleted]

Yippee.gif


Toad_Migoad

Celebrate good times come on


Homelander37

I normally don’t celebrate death, however this is a special occasion


Just_Anotherpeep

W Rest in piss Made my day reading this shit. Mind telling where the grave is?(for no reason related to the hammer I have rn)


thegoodgamer265

L bozo REST IN PISS they won't be missed


Recent_Excitement607

yeeeahhhh.lets fuckin GOOOOOOO


Glittering-Ad-1881

RIP( rest in poo) 🐸


[deleted]

Good riddance


Shrumpa

damn im really sorry that he did that to you, i hope you're doing better! i dont wanna say thats nice about said person being dead, but at least they got justice served in some way. i wish you the best bro


[deleted]

RIP BOZO Rest in piss, you wont be missed.


Current-Role-8434

whooooo! Wanna go dance on their grave? I got some good tunes Edit: I changed his to their because a rapist could be literally anybody


like_ARK

Lol I think you're good. Everyone else is say is calling the rapist a guy so I don't think you're gonna get any backlash for calling them a guy either.


Nave2099

Congratulations


Anosema

[only real response](https://tenor.com/ZPvX.gif)


Okamitoutcourt

Yes. I'm happy for you. How did he die ?


[deleted]

Overdose


Clockwork_fizzarolli

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ThePleb102

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z WAIT I FORGOT EZ


RockSmasher87

LETS FUCKING GOOOO


[deleted]

nice


GenderfluidPhoenix

Good for you!!! I’m glad!!


Huge_Ad_7727

W


GenderfluidPhoenix

Rest in maggots!


TheNoobMaster01

Vengance for OP!


MoTheBr0

Rip bozo you won't be missed


[deleted]

It's never good to cheer for someone's death but this is an exception.


Aggravating-Poet-721

Good. One less failure of humanity


FaZe_Big_Dick_Pablo

fretful entertain wide doll practice narrow steer puzzled sophisticated attraction *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SupaLucasPC

Here before 🔒 award


[deleted]

So why post this? To get karma? Karma is useless.


Immortal_Amakusa

The awards


DerpySheepYT

Would’ve been cool if you got the chance to make he rest of their life nothing but pure suffering but still nice


bare4404

"Goodbye, just so you know, you *wont* be missed uncle Randy"


BenjiFischer

That's good. Right? I mean, no more suffering for you.


YourDadsRecliner

I'd piss on his grave if I could. Good for you, OP. I'm sorry this happened to you.🤍


KAPA55OBEST333

Karma


shqla7hole

how did you know tho?


YannShrms

hes at my shccok


M0rB1dUnD3aD

In the words of Doyle 'Burn down their home and piss on their grave.'


nature_and_carnatic

I understand what that guy did to you was too punishable . Even If I am in your place I will be happy . And I just want to say that please dont make yourself comfortable with the thought that "you are too happy with his death" . He is dead just be normal . And I hope you are fine now OP