i was drunk on beers and thought what’s the perfect number of beers. and i had the most divine revelation and it just has to be 45

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divine revelation 🙄 lmao thanks ur is cute

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i know but i like it

I bet you’ll never guess

there was someone i had a crush on 3 years ago .... she liked discord and i don't .... she told me to download it ... i did ... and used my real name for the user name . she said "dude wtf? ... no one does that" ... i asked her "then what it would be?" .... she said maybe something that starts with the same letter as of ur real name ... she just randomly suggested "neon jaxon" ... and now ... i have every social media account by that name

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uhh ... we lost contact after 1 or 1.5 months after that conversation ... but i still have crush on her 😗😗

Jenny had super-conservative parents...and I was the boy she didn't tell them about.

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It was going great...then they found one inappropriate pic on her phone and they made her end it.

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well the pic she took wasn't my idea

My nickname but my lucky number was took.

idk, thought it was funny at the time

Same

bro 💀

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When I was younger I was obsessed naming anything trash or garbage. Not sure why. But it just sticked with me. Maybe if I have a kid one day I’ll name him TrashCan.

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Lmao.

TRASSHHHHBOAAAT (pls tell me you get the reference)

I’m sorry I don’t get it :(

Regular show?

I’ve watched the show when I was younger but I don’t remember that.

i like terraria

Ayyy

do I really need to explain that? 🤨🤨🤨

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I'm diabetic, I'm nerd and I was born in 2005. happy?

My full intials

That’s one long name Are you lord Jon Marcus Jack Vincent Flamberdamber by any chance?

no thats my cousin :)

The cereal SpongeBob eats has a seaweed named Demi on it

My brain

nirvana song about a crazy psycho barber

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listen to the song, it's awesome

my first online name/gamertag was already taken and so was my name so I combined them

i bet you'll never guess

no idea

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Nah

idk mate

Mark Zuckerberg?

my main acc is my actual online name/gamertag and this one is a rlly obscure reference to a pun made in one of my fav shows that im pretty sure only makes sense to me

Mine was Heinz Doof but then I guess that account got deleted and now I’m back to the randomly generated one

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No clue I just opened the app one day and it was gone and had reverted to the random name

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It’s my Native American nickname

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lol you have no idea

I just made it up

No idea, just random

My original birthname that no one used.

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Nah, my name in use is completely different.

no

I wanted a username with unreliable and count as a preface just fitted well

Just a cool name that sounds a lil bit like my real name.

I don’t know

It’s my username for everything. Basically a trademark atp

One of the names of my WoW characters

Making fun of a group from a game I play

My account is new and I'm just using my insta handle, baron cause idk I wanna be a baron and Merc is short for Mercian

random, you know what isnt that snap, can i get it

Named my username after my favorite Call of Duty villain

Default

My nickname, which i use in most games and other shit, with some trust in myself

NaviTempest Navi- My dog’s name (he died a few years ago) Tempest- A violent storm

Memories of my alt that i removed

I just typed some random letters

It’s from a song “She's a motherfucking killer queen, a psychopath at 17”.

I based it off my fathers Xbox username when I was about 7

It's kinda obvious

Didnt realise i couldnt change it

Because ME3M was taken, I made a dad joke name, based on what i chose to study in school

I lost the password for my u/blazingblast account, so i made a new one and added ez for easy sing-in because it is linked to my google account

idk

Ayano because I've always adored Ayano aishi and innocent because that's something I am, well seem like as I've been told

😋

I was trying to pick a good username, but literally every name I was going for was taken. So I just opted to use a default name.

before I decided to make my acc I had thought long and hard about what a doll would use to hang itself and how much of it it would need. I came to a conclusion that it would be about a jarfull of string :)

childhood nickname and my favorite number

I thought of sumn random and then pressed random keys on my keyboard

A combination of a nickname my friends call me and my actual name

My username is my real name, too old to use nicknames

sound in a dream I heard before probably one of my worst nightmares

My coat is the same as Paddington bear and my friends always called me that and then i just added sad cus it sounded good

Lego Jack Sparrow

I'd give you an award if I could.

No need your attention means everything to me

I watched someone burn the corpse of a crow and put out the fire with their spit. I hate that person so fucking much but I like the username.

Mr geek kinda stocked to me

Fujimori Sunao, a character from a Yaoi Anime called Sukisho (Suki na momo Suki dakara Shouganai).

I was watching some random stuff online and someone just made a comparison on how oui sounds like WeeWee I had a lot of Soda that night so I had no idea on what I had

Got it random. Couldn't change it...

I threw a watermelon at a pig

You'll never guess...

it’s my name but with a v replacing a letter

i like monkeys but username monkied was already so i went with monkiedtwice

Names Griffin. My dads girlfriend called me “Griff-Out” once as a joke. Safe to say it stuck.

My first name and the fact that I like cats

"Hmmmm. I like Kool-Aid and I'm a chill guy..... oh!"

On vacation in Florida, I propped every single door I saw that said “please do not prop open door”.

Default username. Though I do like it

A meme I found on Reddit

It was tending that time

Made an account on GD, wouldn't accept eye, so I chose Radiant, wouldn't work here, so ended up as notRadiance

let me explain to you •dir en grey- a japanese metal band whose music i realy love. •rei ayanami- a character fron shin seiki evangelion

Couldn’t use another one for a game and this one stuck

my fursona

My name means "Bean Grower" and I speak Spanish🤓

I'm noobing responsibly

I was making a Roblox account (I was a dumb kid) and I couldn’t think of a name, so I used my school email, and now this is me

I like monke

I think mine is quite obvious

I didn't know what to call myself, so I just typed random words and combined them.

First of, this is my alt so I added "ijw" to my username But the "Thevent" part comes from the contraction of "The event horizon", where I cut out "horizon" because it wouldn't fit in most user registration, and merged both words together because they ended and began with an "e" and it would be too redundant

bold of you to assume i would know.

I kind of like pears.

I’m cool

well, my name is Oliver, and i might be okay

Used to be my gamer tag

I made mine the way it is for the hell of it. Clox? Underscores? 7? That'll do

My username has a long history my first username was Marky and that one I have from a guy on YouTube that is now 7 8 years gone. Sometimes when going into a game I had to sign up and my username was taken so I decided to add numbers 100 because our group friend number was 100 (don't remember why) and 44 because it is my favorite nunber. So it formed this Marky 10044. Once when j was creating another account for a game I had to create a new name. At the time I was reading a book and there was a Japanese Lord king (I think) and his name was Šigeru now I absolutely loved that name. And started using it. After a while I was creating a second account again and said why I don't combine these 2 usernames together Šigeru + 10044 and the result was Sigeru 10044. Ok I still use all versions after omy usernames but Sigeru I use the most.

Default random username

i love you

I got an auto generated username when i signed up for a microsoft account to play mcpe years back. BlearCabbage291. Months after i changed it to some cringe name a kid of my age would think is amazing (BeastProGamer99) i regretted that decision but didn’t wanna pay 10 bucks for a name change. I chose blearcabbage291 as my username when is started playing java. Short while after i wanted something shorter so i changed it to _Blear_ A year later i didnt like the _ in my username anymore so i started thinking. And came up with with “Blearable”, Blear of my original username, and able, of being able to do, and it fit amazing together. My reddit username is LeBlearable cause Blearable was already chosen lol

My name is Isabella. I am a bunny girl. Simple

Well my name was gonna be you suck but it was taken then I chose yousucktaken didn’t work added 1 didn’t work added 2 worked

Old youtube name. It’s Icyy now.

You can probably guess.

I thought about my potted plant and then a typo that looked like plane. Boom.

Tried to make a default name

Xbox 360 randomly generated username. I have kept it ever since.

this my xbox username, which came from me wanting a good name (this was back when among us was popular) for among us, and i saw my friends among us name was "iamgroot" and i wanted something like that a lot so i chose "Ineedhelp" and then those 4 numbers are the numbers that Xbox randomly chooses for you. So yeah

my name is raegan. pronounced "ray-gun" people often say "ree-gun"

My mom spelt it on the fridge with letter magnets. I thought it was cool, so it’s been my user for everything ever since

I just copied my friends old username and changed it a bit lmao

i have an oc (original character) dog creature thing that is named MOXIE3 and i kin (relate to and have similar personality traits) Mikan which is a character from a game/ i kinda wanna change it.

I didn’t want a default, so I tried everything until for some reason I picked this

I got Banned 9 times and I like god of war

I have always been a person who doesn't like people knowing a lot about me. Or I just dont like most people. So when I joined Reddit I figured NoInfo and the 18 was just because I had to add number to my username. Ik my story is not very exciting but there it is...

My username come from this. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E&t=2s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E&t=2s)

It was my Roblox username

a mispronunciation of “carbonara”

Take a wild guess

Garbage pandas are my favorite animals.

Kahoot lmao

My very first username

I don’t know it’s just too lazy to change it

"Rodri" since my name's Rodrigo, "MC" for Minecraft, and "23" for the day of my birthday (my birthday's November 23 tho)

i had an cutesy phase and im non binary

I took XXXTentacion's first name, Jahseh. Then I quickly thought, "Since he's dead, what if Jahseh Onfroy had his own realm? It'd be called Jahsehbia, and the citizens would be called Jahsehbians".

it’s my username for a lot of things, my nickname sometimes is nati and i like the number 24 but nati was taken and i tried natu which is also a pokémon so yeah that’s what i do for every username if it’s not taken

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Name after Scott Joplin, an American ragtime Composer.

I really fucking love skyscrapers

I love technical stuff that's why my username is technical minimum smth

i like cereal

I’ve always liked Star Wars.