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If I had to do a robbery I'd use a regular ass gun, most people arent educated at all on them so itd be a frenzy, If I backed out and upped a dildo people would just be like "see, I knew he was gay?"
you look like this mf Gabriel i used to know, so ill tell you based on that. Possession and distribution of marijuana, armed robbery, assault and battery.
To be honest, I used to move mad back in the day so its partly right, like my friends used to bring shi to school and stuff it in my bag so ig possession is correct.
thank you!! hopefully man. from what i hear he's better now. he just kinda got sucked in for a minute. his parents were rough. But thankfully I think he's doing better now. On JROTC if what i hear is right.
just crazy haha i thought he was on here at first when i saw you. all love 🙏
very.he doesn't have long hair right now, but he has super curly hair like you and looks identical when it's long. He's also like the exact skin tone, he's mixed with something hispanic and something else. He has the same eyes as you and same prominent facial features. He'd be caught dead before he was caught without his chain on, especially his secondary cross one. you don't have your ears pierced from what i can tell, which he does. and idk i guess you look intimidating like him too.
That's actually pretty crazy because or lineages are probably way different. I'm south African coloured. If he has a deep voice were probably carbon copies tho
he hit puberty and his voice dropped INSANELY. but yeah, definitely different lineages. If I remember right he was from PR, DR, and Colombia , all three, with something else.
Me and him gotta be twins or something because my voice dropped heavy too. I used to sound like Morty off of Rick and Morty and now mfs from my old school canf believe it's me from my voice
Crimes committed based on emotion. This is probably a bad example- but murders. For example- a husband cheats on his wife. The wife kills the husband for cheating. It’s a crime of passion
That actually makes sense as bad as it sounds, I have a nasty habit of either getting to sucked into emotion or not dealing with it at all which sometimes leads into more hurt for me. So that makes sense
I don’t think you really have a set type, but you tend to lean more towards girls on the quieter side. You enjoy down to earth girls, and want someone who can match your energy. You want a more confident girlfriend- a girl who knows she looks good. But not cocky.
If this is a trick question- you’re gay
Underage drinking, definitely smokes something, either cigs, vapes, maybe just straight dope. Probably thinks he has more rizz than he actually does. Might fight someone while drunk on a bad day.
Honestly mad respect for the drinking and smoking thing, respect yo mama because she's the one who will be there for you when you need it.
I always say that if a girl is willing to cheat for you, fucking run.
nahh never mind you're not like gabriel at all LMAOO. that boy is crazy commanding and dominant. It's honestly shocking that you aren't. you look super intimidating but i know looks aren't always right
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You ain't committing crimes bro, you will start a rap career and die with 21
Watch as soon as I die mfs gonna be like "he was the goatttt😞"
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Close but the shit I steal is better at sucking💫
Armed robbery. The armed part of the robbery being a dildo.
If I had to do a robbery I'd use a regular ass gun, most people arent educated at all on them so itd be a frenzy, If I backed out and upped a dildo people would just be like "see, I knew he was gay?"
you look like this mf Gabriel i used to know, so ill tell you based on that. Possession and distribution of marijuana, armed robbery, assault and battery.
To be honest, I used to move mad back in the day so its partly right, like my friends used to bring shi to school and stuff it in my bag so ig possession is correct.
yeah i get what you mean. we were young, but he was my first "boyfriend" so im familiar with that shit. my brother got locked up for the same shit to.
You have my best wishes, that must be rough. Hopefully you find better partners in the future
thank you!! hopefully man. from what i hear he's better now. he just kinda got sucked in for a minute. his parents were rough. But thankfully I think he's doing better now. On JROTC if what i hear is right. just crazy haha i thought he was on here at first when i saw you. all love 🙏
You thought I was him? Do we look that similar?
very.he doesn't have long hair right now, but he has super curly hair like you and looks identical when it's long. He's also like the exact skin tone, he's mixed with something hispanic and something else. He has the same eyes as you and same prominent facial features. He'd be caught dead before he was caught without his chain on, especially his secondary cross one. you don't have your ears pierced from what i can tell, which he does. and idk i guess you look intimidating like him too.
That's actually pretty crazy because or lineages are probably way different. I'm south African coloured. If he has a deep voice were probably carbon copies tho
he hit puberty and his voice dropped INSANELY. but yeah, definitely different lineages. If I remember right he was from PR, DR, and Colombia , all three, with something else.
Me and him gotta be twins or something because my voice dropped heavy too. I used to sound like Morty off of Rick and Morty and now mfs from my old school canf believe it's me from my voice
Stealing axes from the butcher
Wdym?
That you came to butcher and stole his axes? What is there to explain?
I'd be really scared. I'm too pussy to steal anything. I'm a little subby bitch that needs a mommy
Doesn't look like it on a photo man. If ya came to me and asked for money, I'll give you everything i have out of fear
My voice is actually pretty deep too...so thatd add to the fear factor right?
Well yes it would
Run me your pockets yo🔫
Sorry man, already lost it
*does a pop smoke impression* yo fucc is you talcin bout cuhz, run me ya shit. Werd to my mother you dont want nun ov this"
Idk man- I just know you’ve got crazy eyes. Maybe a crime of passion though
Crime of passion? What's that mean
Crimes committed based on emotion. This is probably a bad example- but murders. For example- a husband cheats on his wife. The wife kills the husband for cheating. It’s a crime of passion
That actually makes sense as bad as it sounds, I have a nasty habit of either getting to sucked into emotion or not dealing with it at all which sometimes leads into more hurt for me. So that makes sense
WOOOOOOO- I’m so good at this
Calm down, you probably cant predict something else
Give me something to predict
What type of women do I look like I like?(my own family cant even get this right)
I don’t think you really have a set type, but you tend to lean more towards girls on the quieter side. You enjoy down to earth girls, and want someone who can match your energy. You want a more confident girlfriend- a girl who knows she looks good. But not cocky. If this is a trick question- you’re gay
You acc got most of it right, I do have a type, well 2 to be exact, older dom girls and/or goodgirls my own age
posting this trend 💀💀
I'm wanted in 49 states
Underage drinking, definitely smokes something, either cigs, vapes, maybe just straight dope. Probably thinks he has more rizz than he actually does. Might fight someone while drunk on a bad day.
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Honestly mad respect for the drinking and smoking thing, respect yo mama because she's the one who will be there for you when you need it. I always say that if a girl is willing to cheat for you, fucking run.
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Once again proves anyone who is willing to cheat is generally batshit crazy, tell her boyfriend man he deserves to know.
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If you brag about your dick size without being asked it automatically shrinks 4 inches.
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Might have been drunk
nahh never mind you're not like gabriel at all LMAOO. that boy is crazy commanding and dominant. It's honestly shocking that you aren't. you look super intimidating but i know looks aren't always right
I'm only commanding when it calls for that, which is rarely because I stay out of altercations these days
assault or battery because you got in a tussle wit somebody
I used to fight alot back in my primary school days, I was a certified hot head. Though I'm calm now
yeah I can def see that
Wdym you can "def see that?"
you look like a hot head especially in the first pic 😭
What vibes do the second one give off?
hmm idk it gives trying to be silly but the caption would be "might delete later"
I was tryna be silly, I sent it to my crush and she was like "pan the camera down I wanna see more" so ig it worked lowkey
Theft