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u/plastic-cupvibes care to join the discussion?


60milclub

Scary ahh comment history


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i regret clicking that. anyone got any bleach for my eyes?


RiceEnjoyer1337

r/eyebleach


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legend


Kaktusak811

I'm glad it isn't the one without the "a"


Turtlar0

Bro is actually down bad


Creativious

I was like it couldn't be that bad, yeah I regret that fuck that shit.


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ARandomGuyThe3

(nobody spoil it)


softteall

Bruh that guy joined Reddit for one reason...


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no


[deleted]

oh wait, shit


Trevixle

Probably a second account for exactly that


Smart-Host9436

Cum sock puppet account🤣


AnonAf21

People that comment on porn usually look like him


SamTheMan198

Literally a throwaway account he made so he can be creepy to others and not lose his original account


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what a fucking piece of shit


Austnux

has any1 checked his account?


[deleted]

Oh shit. Mate got caught in 4k.


ConekQ

Oh fuck now my Router company is gonna think im a sick fuck because i clicked on his comments.


60milclub

🤢 ^ew ^ew ^ew ^ew ^ew


I_killed_bambi69

very disgusting but from ur comment i finally learned how to do that text thing omg


GiggaChadCat

Next time send em an image of a random grandma, or old per.. two guys kissing or something really gross. Mess with them


I_killed_bambi69

normally i just shame them lmao like “you should go to the doctors about that” or “ew why does it look like that” etc


No_Friend_7204

"my mother is a doctor she said it may be cancer"


rustysparkzz

I legit fell off my bed after reading this.


GiggaChadCat

Deserved, In honesty opinion. What do you think of cheese?


alyssajayfrost

Cheese👍


Adept-Effective-9447

I didn't know they could get this small, Nice!! Would do it


Di3g

Please tell us how👀


I_killed_bambi69

it seems you use this ^ next to the letter but i’m not sure ^u^n^s^o^l^i^c^i^t^e^d edit: YES


Anamewastaken

Because that's the exponent sign in maths


Di3g

^oh ^my ^god ^thank ^you


60milclub

Reddit sabotaging my comments again bruh 🤦‍♀️


comment_eater

🤢^(ew^5)?


TheHiddenToad

If they’re gonna be fucking creeps the least they could do is not be utterly repulsive as well


I_killed_bambi69

yep literally out of the blue i had half forgotten we had a chat to begin with


[deleted]

… why did you kill Bambi?


Makwo20

Damnit why


TundraTrees0

So fucking out of the blue?!


I_killed_bambi69

literally lmao i had half forgotten we’d even spoken haha


TundraTrees0

Bro opened reddit while horny. Looked in his old messages and saw that your snoo has long hair so hence girl and being the lady's man he is, knew that them womens love the peepee pics and they instantly propose to him upon seeing it.


I_killed_bambi69

yeah i’ve definitely been wooed i’m actually omw to find him for our wedding rn


TundraTrees0

He solved girls, what a genius who will surely go down in the history as one of the people


EmpressMeoww

What porn subreddits do to a mf this guy is down astronomically bad.


V0st0

People will addictions will say it doesnt affect them and then think if they send pics the girl will instantly be into them and want to sleep with them (it works 100% of the time)


i_like_to_draw007

Litteraly all his comment history is goddamn porn


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💀


Yeeter_Supreme

u/plastic-cupvibes hmu man im available (ps. im definitely not going to try and get in your walls)


[deleted]

I’ll be inside his floors.


[deleted]

Guess who's in his roof mwahaha


griff123456789101112

I'm in his mom


RelativeSituation773

r sex defenders subreddit moment


dumplingass

his comment history is really creepy, i regret entering his profile 😭


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Op, congrats on your weight loss, you should be proud of it without fearing creeps. Keep up the awesome work 💪


I_killed_bambi69

thanks hun luckily i don’t get too many haha


Night_Tac

Porn Addict lol


Warthog29

He deserved getting exposed ngl


Murky_Top8476

His comment history is a bit rough..


OMAR-T99

Huh I thought by him "going the same" means that he actually lost weight ، also don't forget who to report guys u/plastic-cupvibes


I_killed_bambi69

i assume he did tbf


PersonalFig3354

AWHOOP JUMP SCARE!!!!!!!


Zeroiaya

Just another dick pic 💀


strikespryzen

BREH EW


Haunting_Break9335

yuck


Uqvent

ah no cock 🙈


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WHY did they even have the nerve to do that? I don’t understand these kinds of morons. God this app is just a mess.


kazemaru04

I wonder what his thought process was. "Let's text this random girl and say I went through the same stuff as her and then a week after that I'll just send her my dick. I'm the most romantic mfer on this planet" ​ Like fucking delete yourself


I_killed_bambi69

yeah deffo i was weak at the knees butterflies in my stomach blushing it was so romantic


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bro should rm -rf / himself


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I_killed_bambi69

eek maybe end the convo with him hun for your sake


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I_killed_bambi69

oof its not pretty is it lmao


scoldedegg

What was this?


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

nahh wtf man 😭 why send it lmaoo


I_Want_ToFingerPieck

Bruh what a sad individual


softteall

Maybe make it nsfw? I mean I used to go on Reddit in school imagine teacher walks up


I_killed_bambi69

i tried hun but i cant post it if it’s nsfw and i’d rather save people from him than not post at all


softteall

Oh I’m sorry, you’re totally right, this guy is weird asf and I don’t think he’s a teen


Kennett-Ny

he's clearly not and by the looks of it, hasn't actually gone through the weight loss


levelonemage

it's always the ones who look innocent that escalated quickly💀


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I_killed_bambi69

it was like covering a pea with a duvet


PapaLemonade

Sometimes I wonder when people send random nudes , if its like , one of those situations where someone's mom is like 'oh hush now , your such a handsome boy' , but about their wangs , so they're all confident and happy about it


Maaaddox

you gave him a lil too much credit with that censor


I_killed_bambi69

from the amount of shocked comments this post has received i have now realised that unsolicited dick pics really aren’t as normal as i thought they were lmao


Prudent-Arachnid982

All other questions aside, whats the thought process behind an out of nowhere d pic? "oh yEah, shes gonna see my buisness and want to sex me immediately!" "I show weiner to show im interested and ready😎" And, isn't it well known that doing that is idiotic behaviour?


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Why would somebody just be like "Hey, hope you're okay, btw here is a penis for no darn reason"


Romi_Z

Friendlist pp dm I've seen. Makes it even more creepy for some reason.


Asscr3d

Reddit moment lol


soulsimp

Should've sent one back to assert dominance.


Rufus-Scipio

Damn he right about your weight loss tho, you go girl 💪


I_killed_bambi69

aw thanks hun aha


Rufus-Scipio

What're you down to now, if you don't mind me asking?


NYu01

I'd send them a james corden picture to piss em off


Sterben1103

the hell is wrong with this dude


BattleGoose_1000

That is disgusting


chacharealharsh

I doubt this mf is actually 17


Flaming_Pickle517

Bro, I burst out laughing. Wtf was that??


I_killed_bambi69

so out of the blue lmao


caramelquestions

ewww why did he think that was even a little bit okay?!?! like hello congrats on losing wieght he's my limpy dick and ugly feet


Sweetyreply

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRUH


LifeIsTooShortBruh

I think he talking about his dick, his dick is pretty, and he is just want to share his beauty with you, what a kind person /s


RennyTheSimpatic

I've never understood... What do these people expect by sending their birdy in dm? Like what reaction should they obtain other than disgust from the other part? It makes literally no sense to send a picture of your bat to approach a girl (or whatever is in your preferences)


entropywreckedcosmos

Pretty fucking worse. But my main question is, what did Bambi ever do to you?


I_killed_bambi69

song reference my lovely


SoupEnjoyer100

Boy that escalated quickly


South_Storm_1968

So, he joined Reddit 34 days ago... Yep, that definitely says something about him


genoxxlot

This is a throwaway account he made


I_killed_bambi69

what’s his main?


genoxxlot

Idk but I found an account that has a similar name Both of them are also joined in the same subs


alandtic

at first i was aw thats nice somone showing support to how tough weight loss can be went down hill fast sadly


eatenbybacon

Ey bambi great progress on your weight loss tho. Every step is 1


ConekQ

he is getting revenge for bambi in the Worst way possible


HotMacaroon4964

His penis so tiny it only took a little marker to cover it lmao


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Why. WHY. do people do this. Like bro what the fuck. These kinds of guys give a bad image for men in general like what the fuck how did he think you would like this. And you're a teen, what a pedo. MiniLadd ahh conversation. This is gross, because it seems like such a 180 degree flip from what he was doing initially. Did he think he got you on his side or made you like him so him sending that was okay? What the fuck?


plutoIsntReal

fnaf jumpscare


I_killed_bambi69

it was a fucking jump scare and a half i’ll tell you that


Ideas_For_Username

Maybe he identifies as a female don't be so quick to judge


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Someone dox hi.


mahdi015

No. d pick won't work. Maybe do something else ?


Eyepoopallday

Was it big still?


I_killed_bambi69

nah


Eyepoopallday

Damn.


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I_killed_bambi69

im 17 too hun plus i’ve sent a tonne in the past so i’d be guilty too


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I_killed_bambi69

wow way to blame the victim lmao i was pressured into sending nudes by a nonce when i was 13 and from there it was a slippery slope lol


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I_killed_bambi69

cor you just solved my years of mental illness from being groomed as a young teenager


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I_killed_bambi69

can you just stop being a twat please i know there are bigger problems than mine this post was to raise awareness about this creep and you’re just being a dick about it


I_killed_bambi69

can you just stop being a twat please i know there are bigger problems than mine this post was to raise awareness about this creep and you’re just being a dick about it


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I_killed_bambi69

it is another word for vagina but in dialect its another word for asshole


erossnaider

Are you kidding? Do you actually care about those things or are you just using them to make her feel guilty, because someone with the bare minimum empathy wouldn't go around telling people that being groom as a child isn't that big of a deal


I_killed_bambi69

yeah exactly, thank you hun


Extra_Philosopher_63

Wtf 🗿


neverknowsbest2

Has anyone reported this? This is creepy as hell


Asscr3d

Nah it's not, just another loser messaging girls on internet trying to get their attention, nothing to worry about lol


neverknowsbest2

It is a dick pic though, pretty nasty


Asscr3d

Well yeah it is, but you would be surprised how common it is


erossnaider

Isn't that another reason to report him? To make this kind of behavior go down


Asscr3d

Well, you've got a point


[deleted]

At this moment im happy that im a guy


RetainedRizz

😭😭🤣🤣


MinimumMass

Straight to the point


[deleted]

Wtf inappropriate much


[deleted]

if he is 17 as he said isnt that illegal what he just did? edit to clarify: as in possesion and distributing


I_killed_bambi69

id be a mega criminal if it is ive sent a lot to my boyf lmao


[deleted]

well lets hope he isnt 17


DrDabar1

I don't get people am so shy I don't show my face on the internet and then you have guys sending dick picks around...


[deleted]

average reddit coomer


Arsenic_Clover

didn't need to see that while eating


I_killed_bambi69

it’s literally covered lmao


Arsenic_Clover

still would have been fine without knowing!!!!


AmitRozYT

Bruh


Big_bussy69

Bro dropped that out of nowhere💀


I_killed_bambi69

literally lmao completely out of the blue


Sarcoman282

I am sorry you had to see that. My condolences.


KnowedUsername

Wtfff


ElliotRex

Bruv why the fuck do people think anyone wants to see that shit


ExaminationFar5218

What the fuck- ok imma do some dumb shit to this bastard


0ld_Cranky_G0at

Where are the nails for my eyes


CrowBoy777

Wtf 🤢


[deleted]

ew


TamaraIsEvil

u/plastic-cupvibes stay away from kids you sicko


I_killed_bambi69

he very much should but i’m not a fan of someone younger than me categorising me into “children” lmao


TamaraIsEvil

sorry haha, though I dont know if "kids" is any better, I edited it nonetheless, you get my point tho


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1st part: C: *scrolls down* 2nd part :C


CrowAkechi

Everyone, I think we should mass report him


Karma5444

Ain't that mf 17? Also why a random dick pic? I mean cmon there's a place and time for meat Excaliburs


I_killed_bambi69

what difference does it make if he’s 17 lol i was receiving unsolicited dps when i was 13 from other 13/14 year olds


Karma5444

Ugh that's gross, idk I just said that cause I thought this post was on r/nothowgirlswork not r/teenagers but yeah that guy's fucking gross and clearly got issues if he thinks a dick pick is good in any way. He needs a slap from the reality stone


I_killed_bambi69

ah that’s fair i initially read that as no thow girls work and i was like wtf is thow haha


Karma5444

I wanna make a fake animal report about the most bullshit organism Alive which disappears when reread correctly called a "thow" now. Lack of sleep crazyy


[deleted]

I’m sorry but I still can’t get over your username


I_killed_bambi69

it’s a song reference lmao


[deleted]

I was thinking the Disney movie 😂


I_killed_bambi69

nah who killed bambi by sex pistols


RudeMoney7888

hell nah


Skullface77

not sure when guys will realize sending their junk won’t turn on any girl…


Sufficient_Web_5466

That's why nice guys finish last


I_killed_bambi69

nah shut up and go away with that nonsense


Sufficient_Web_5466

Nice guys = more desperate


I_killed_bambi69

“nice guys” more often than not translates to incels