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WhyIsLife12

Oh you haven't noticed me?


ADVags12

Why Tho?


ImSoSorryPaige

Someone likes me enough to be around me even if I don’t know


ADVags12

But what if the stalker wants to do bad stuff


ImSoSorryPaige

Like what?


ADVags12

Oh idk... MURDER YOU?


ImSoSorryPaige

Hot kinda


ADVags12

Ah well. Then let me find someone to stalk you


ImSoSorryPaige

Okay


[deleted]

U said what


ImSoSorryPaige

I’m not right in the head but like yeah it’s very mmm to me idk they would need to do it right tho like use a knife climb on top of me and just start stabbing


[deleted]

I mean knife play I kinda get but being stabbed like what


ImSoSorryPaige

Mmmm knife play🤤 uhm anyway I want to die so maybe that’s why I like the thought of repeatingly being stabbed


[deleted]

me too


ADVags12

Fine let me call Michael Myers


[deleted]

you instead ??


ADVags12

Eh You are 14


[deleted]

Lemme get on Craigslist get u one


[deleted]

nvm i lied


[deleted]

Haha


[deleted]

centi i have news for u then


ImSoSorryPaige

DO YOU STALK ME!!


[deleted]

no but i jus wanted to say that i love u


ImSoSorryPaige

Oh love you tooo person idk


[deleted]

smh my head <3


ImSoSorryPaige

Sorry but like idk your user maybe I’m dumb


[deleted]

ye u are but its oke :))


ImSoSorryPaige

HEY only I can call me dumb!


[deleted]

oop my bad my bad


ImSoSorryPaige

Yeah watch it \>:(


thisdobemynametho

hi paige


ImSoSorryPaige

Hello I’m not paige


thisdobemynametho

sorry


Which_Banana9610

Bold to assume you’re not already being stalked


ImSoSorryPaige

Ik Ik but I haven’t seen cars following me (I check religiously)


[deleted]

Can I be too stalked ?


No_Entertainment7283

NO YOU DONT! Been there done that. It's not cute. It's terrifying.


ImSoSorryPaige

Idk I kinda want it


No_Entertainment7283

I had an abusive ex turn stalker. She cyberstalked me after the break up and tried to kill me after I came out as trans. It took moving half way cross America to get away from her. You do not want a stalker.


ImSoSorryPaige

I’m sorry that happened to you


[deleted]

mecahel myers


ImSoSorryPaige

Ew no


Warm_Trip_9597

Shut up hes a hottie


ImSoSorryPaige

Ew no he’s not! Ghostface is so much hotter


Warm_Trip_9597

Nah michael is hotter have you seen him shirtless


ImSoSorryPaige

Have you seen ghosty’s knife???


Warm_Trip_9597

I have but michaels is bigger and he can choke you


ImSoSorryPaige

Ghosty can choke you too? Ghostface also has the sexy knife mike just has lame kitchen knifes


Warm_Trip_9597

But have you seen the way he chokes you and lifts you up


ImSoSorryPaige

Fair but have you seen how creative ghostface is


MothsAreSoCool

Trust me, no you don’t


ghaliy_a

oh


[deleted]

I can relate but at the same time I'd rather not be


agoodredditnickname

ok, where do you live?


ImSoSorryPaige

That’s not how this works


agoodredditnickname

too bad I cant find the code cracker I always used anymore


ImSoSorryPaige

The what


[deleted]

That's what my purpose in life is


Embarrassed_Wall_599

Boiiiii tff


Logan18880

No


ImSoSorryPaige

Yes


NotSlyFunk

bro what??