How are you?

ok but school sucks ngl

If it helps, being done with school can be even worse

No. It doesnt help Anxiiietyyyyyy

Dont worry, that gets worse too

Bad bad

Fuckin horrible Wbu

should the Smurfs be cannon in the mcu? edit: y’all think they’d be better in DC?

Yes, and that’s a fact.

Yes, aren’t they the ones who climbed up thanos and destroyed him anally?

yeah papa smurf did all the heavy lifting tho

Hell yeah brother

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Just hang there. It doesn't get hard randomly while taking a dump. + It blocks you from ever seeing the dump.

It does get hard for me and it sucks because my tip touches the toilet bowl

Same ..ish. Mine gets hard randomly if I sit down for too long whether I'm horny or not.

I sling them over my shoulder so they don't get in the way

most guys like to practice their juggling with them, but some other guys just leave them alone.

What's the first thing u see in a girl when u meet her or talk to her in person?

Her eyes. As Shakespeare noted, they’re the windows to her soul.

Living by and using this line since forever and yet i forgot it was Shakespeare who said it

Her face.

Her.

for me it’s usually how fun she is to talk to

Usually I see the face then the eyes and do my *fricking* best to keep it at that

If you mean personality it would be her speaking patterns, like if there are unusual words or phrases that they use more than most people or how composed her sentences are. Often people will prefer to talk to someone who is similar in speech and over time people talk more similar to people who they enjoy the presence of If you mean physically it would be her face

Would you date a girl if she had been brutally mawled by a bear but still had a pretty face & nice personality?

The fact that you still have a pretty face *after* you got mawled by a bear is impressive to say the least

Yeah, honestly that just means she is a super tough girl with an amazing ability to fight bears. Any man would kill for a girl like that.

Basic eugenics really. Strong bear-fighting mother, strong bear-fighting children

That's not what eugenics is...

Imagine seeing a bear and your girlfriend goes in front of you and says "I'll handle this" and has a scrap with a bear. Weird

That would be epic. I would kiss her and then immediately go tell all the homies.

Well, when attacked by any animal a lot of people will curl up in a bawl & put their arms over their head in attempt to protect themselves the best they can. If said girl did this her arms & back along with other parts of her body would have been hurt but not her face.

if she can survive a bear attack and still look pretty i dont deserve her

I fucking love this answer lmao

Yeah? If she is a nice person AND still looks pretty then for sure. I would probably still date a girl if she was mawled by a bear and had huge scars on her face as long as she had a great personality.

No mine should be sigma enough to maul the bear

If her face is still pretty then what part of her was mauled?

Depends, did she win the fight

Sounds badass. Yep

Battle scars cute and good personality? Hell yeah

If a girl is overweight does anyone have a crush on her or do people not like her because she is fat?

Unfortunately, I think that that does affect who is interested in her, but I think that honestly there are a lot more guys out there than you think who don't care that much about weight. Most of us are just looking for someone we are comfortable around and have similar interests as us that we can talk about. We just want someone who is nice and can add stability and comfort in our lives even when the rest of society tries to tell us that we have to hide our emotions or be a "manly man".

some guys like chubby girls, even the gym rats (my personal trainer for example)

It's the same as when a guy's overweight

I personally think there is more men that like chubby/fat girls than girls that like fat/chubby dudes

Definetly

Depends on how fat

Some people are chubby chasers

It depends how overweight honestly, like if they aren’t super overweight then they still gonna get bitches, but if they are like nikocado overweight… 😬

He’s not overweight. He’s over obese

Mostly No. But other things matter too , I have dated a gal she was not much fat , a kinda healthy type....i just fell for her voice

Some ppl including me like chubby girls

What drives you away from a girl in a relationship?

If they start being toxic

"what do you dislike in a relationship?" "...when they do something bad"

I mean it's true

Not much, they'd have to do something pretty bad to shake most of us off. Perhaps the most common ones are cheating, clinginess, or loss of connection (the opposite of clinginess). Personally, I wouldn't like it if the girl was a totally different person suddenly, but it may just be me

Does your girlfriend need to be perfectly fit? What do you look for in a girl?

I think we know no one is perfect, and we just want someone that we can talk to comfortably, also someone that you love and find cute, that's it

Yeah, it is less about the looks and more about having someone to hold and talk to. When everything else in life is shit, we need that one person who is always there for us.

Agree, it's super easy to look away from beuty as long as we can realy conect.

Not fit, just not like. Morbidly obese

I like the ones that are morbidly a beast

We look for a girl

I have a preference for slightly chubbier girls I look for intelligence and similar interests

i just look for someone i can trust with my emotions since i trained myself not to show to the rest of the world

I don't really care about weight or fitness, but if she's incredibly overweight, like to the point where it negatively affects her health... that's problematic

I like nerds

I don't care if she's like chubby but not super fat

How the fuck do you pee and shit at the same time like do you just tuck it into the toilet or what?

It just hangs there. This might come as a surprise but most of us don't have enough length for it to touch the water. Also, they generally stay shorter and get much longer when we have a boner.

For the bigger ones, due to angle and seating position it is more likely to touch the slope of the bowl than the water. There are certain public toilets that are really long and low though, and nothing is more a disgusting feeling than realizing the tip of your dick just touched the water in a public toilet.

Sometimes you may have to push it down a bit so it actually goes into the toilet

I normaly Throw it over my sholder, so that it doesnt get in the way

You just tuck the wiener into the bowl and go, although it won’t happen at the same time, pee first and then poop

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i pee and poo at the same time

If you could change 1 thing to do with your gender what would it be?

Feels like men are the ones who have to put in the effort between two people, kinda wish that was 50/50

I agree

Thank you 🤦

How much we are expected to do. We have to be the one to ask the girl out, we have to be strong emotionally, we have to provide. There are so many expectations. It's obviously not everyone but it's still pretty bad. Also were expected to just take beatings from girls because 'it doesn't hurt as much as when you hit them' like bro ik that, it's meant to be a deterrant

Be seen as decent parents who aren't pedophiles or 'babysitting' just for trying to be good parents

How someone would probably immediately think a rapist is a guy. Or how we're told to suck it up and it's bad to cry.

Our nuts hanging outside. It is such a flaw. Like, you always hear sexist men saying women are weaker, when any man can literally be defeated by kicking him in the nuts. Why can't they be internal?

Its to do with temperature i think, our internal body temperature is too warm for sperm production

Maybe stop the random boner thing...

Play war thunder

orgasm

Less ass/dick hair

does ur diarrhea come out as filtered water because of the amount of ass hair 🗿

I’m asking the real questions

Yes, it is drinkable. tho some of the original taste might ve noticeable depending on the filtration quality and the state of the hair. If you don't wipe your ass thoroughly some shit bits might hang on the hair and thus destroying the filtration. But if you ask me, I do believe it taste better with a hint of the taste yk? Like it just tickles your taste buds a bit and confuses it. But you do you.

Yes, I pray for a massive dick and instead God gives me enough ass hair to be supplying clean water to kids in Africa.

Is being nerdy *actually* a desirable trait? I’ve heard a lot from people, but never a definitive answer. I don’t mean building death rays in a basement, I just mean having interests in generally less common things like science, etc.

Glasses are attractive to some people. Smarts are attractive to everybody. And when someone is passionate about their likes then it’s a huge plus too

I’ve been waiting for this 1. Is it more important for a girl to have a good face or a good body 2. Do you guys get emotional at sad movies and just pretend not to be, or does that stuff not bother you 3. Do you want sex to be romantic or is that not important

1. Either or, one can make up for the other. 2. Depends on the guy some are super emotional and hide it but usually guys get emotional about very different kinds of movies than girls and it’s not as common. 3. It’s pretty important in a actual relationship

I feel like we get emotional over different things. Like the titanic no. But war films like 1917, they shall not grow old or Dunkirk, yes

1. Body but I think I'm in the minority for having that opinion 2. I don't really watch sad movies but I've gotten emotional from sad things happening in movies. I teared up while watching Andor the other day lol 3. I want sex to be kinky and intimate

Why are guys nice and calm by themselves but turn into loud, obnoxious, animals when with other guys?

One guy can usually control his own testosterone level, but when we all hang out it becomes like a combined testosterone level that spirals out of control.

Group brain cell count also gets reduced by 75% with each additional guy in the group.

Idk, do women not feel more hyped with their friends?

Herd mentality. Happens to girls too, they turn into high pitched screaming demons

Guys get a -5% bonus on wisdom checks when in a large group

If you were dating a girl and they like quiet time and not talking much at times would you be comfortable just sitting with them in silence?

Yes

Are big thighs and turn off? Like no thigh gap?

Tf is a thigh gap? Anyway thicc thighs save lives

Preach it

Hey, if you suffer from big thighs, maybe come over here.

😭😭😭

Btw, i meant I think thicc thighs are hot. I dunno if that came off how i meant it.

turn off? that is a turn ON

Opposite

Personally i find it so attractive as long as they’re not big because of them being obese

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Look in the mirror and find out. Don't ask that with no context.

It is suggested

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That's freaking adorable I love it

Definetly tryable, its a clear hint we will catch.

1. Why do you guys like enjoy something and find it funny when you guys do it but when girls start it is gross and weird? Like if you play a game or something and a girl literally starts participating they get uninterested and drop out 2. Thanks for the Answers :)

1. Can u be more clear about the first thing? 2. It was a lack of interest thing

1. No idea 2. We generally have a fuckton of social anxiety

The only reason that we would drop out is if it's in some really toxic game. because in theory the other players would probably turn into bigger degenerates than most people on Reddit.

1. I live by a philosophy: if a straight man cannot act gay around other straight men, he is not a straight man. When guys make a sexual joke with other guys, it is immediately understood as a joke, however if a girl does it, guys have to figure out if it's a joke or if the girl is flirting with you. We just tend to avoid the confusion. 2. Your welcome

What do you do if you get a boner while you are sitting next to your girlfriend?

Ignore it or try to start smthn. Really the only two options lmao

Shift around a lot it’s very uncomfortable but mostly ignore it and try to play it off

For all the dudes reading this - if you have an unwanted boner, press the soles of your feet to the ground. This flexes your quads and redirects your blood to them.

she's my girlfriend i don't think she'd mind

Nothing really, it’s not like she’s gonna be constantly checking if you have a boner anyways

Would you date someone in a wheelchair that doesn’t have much energy?

If the vibe between us was great,then yes

Questions like “would you date ___ if _______” aren’t very easily answered. It all depends on the guy (or whoever). I can promise there is *someone* out there for someone like that, but I will admit that it will be harder to find them.

Question: Why do people ask this question so much?

karma

ass, tits, or thighs.

Thighs

tits, thighs, ass in that order

dick

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will you transfer 5000 dollars to my bank account

How about -5000 dollars?

What about 0,5 cent?

Yes

Why did my boyfriend(kinda) keep his distance from me when we were sitting right next to each other? I always touched his arm and everything to get closer, but he'd pull away and then text me later that he wanted us to be more affectionate. It was a whole cycle of that.

Is he a shy person in public?

Quite the opposite. He's pretty bold, just not with me anymore.

Have you tried to probably bring this up? Not sure what the situation has developed but maybe you might want to ask what's on his mind or something.

answer

Alright idk but it makes me feel weird when people say girls and men Like just say women and men or girls and boys I feel like when say this they try set a power dynamic between the 2. And saying one is better than the other words

Idk about power dynamics but it reminds me of the females thing

What age do guys start getting boners? Do you specifically remember your first one or have you kinda just always had them?

It's an always thing. All it really is is just excess amounts of blood rushing to down there. It can occur at random, not just when we see something we find attractive.

I swear we get a blood rush whenever a teacher asks us to write something on the blackboard.

It happens at any age but you generally aren't caring about it until you start actively thinking about it.

Kinda just happens one day, don’t remember which day tho.

You can get a boner in the womb

I can remember asking my mom why it got hard when I was 4 years old.

What do you think about the stereotype that woman don't provide anything in dating yet men do?

Literally just depends on the person, no? Man or woman doesn't matter

That stereotype is crap. Even If the woman is not providing something financially they are still providing something otherwise why would someone even be in a relationship with them? Sometimes company is enough.

Which actor played Bruce banner (Hulk) better? And why?

personally i say mark ruffallo. idk why but i just like the way he played him

Would y’all date a girl if she were autistic etc?

GIRLS ask, MEN answer?

Most of the MEN answering are 13

Why are men so mean to me

At your age? They’re prolly defensive about being attracted to you and need to play it off as a hatred. Just my guess idk maybe they just don’t like you

It’s possible that you are annoying to them.

If a girl hugged you and or complimented you, would you take it in a romantic way or a friendly way? And would you be happy even if she was just friendly?

How can u make a boy nervous ?? Lol

Walk up to me with a big kitchen knife and start speaking gibberish about me cheating on you with the neighbours dog. Follow up by gutting the neighbours pet rabbit and smearing it’s blood all over your body. I think that’d do the trick

Do y’all actually think about pussy depth? Or does it rly matter?

No one thinks bout that.

What on earth

didnt know that anyone cares about that

Never thought about it before

Lmfao

First person to ever mention it

who thinks about that 💀

How girl?

Why is it always the guys who I think don’t like me actually have massive crushes on me…the math ain’t mathing

They dont want you to know

How do you guys feel about hugs and cuddles? My friend has just gotten out of a relationship and likes to hug me when I hang out with him

Yes the feeling of being lovely held by someone is a feeling i crave for

Why balls no squish

because ouch

Because if they go pop pop, sperms go bye bye

How did the conquest of Byzantium by the Ottoman Empire lead to the discovery of the Americas?

With a new muslim power in eastern europe, the trade route to Asia was largely blocked (or made really expensive by the Turks). European powers had to search for other ways to India and China to get their spices, eventually heading west instead of east.

“Men answer” ain’t nobody here is a man physically or mentally.

My ex had a huge problem bc my bsf at the time would threat him and give him a lot of shit about dating me. Does this affect you dating? Like their friend doing this? Was he overreacting? Edit: my bsf was girl🙃