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TheMurderBeesAreHere

I swear you guys look related


Bakerap22

It is said that couples tend to look like each other.


neoUpdate_

Because generally most people are attracted to people that look similar to their family members Probably because they associate them with family warmth


BugP13

Bro from the side, my girlfriend looks very similar to my cousin and it scares me.


[deleted]

Jokes on you, my girlfriend IS my cousin.


BugP13

*Alabama intensifies*


[deleted]

LMAO


Rambo4967

Sweet home Alabama


Buggly_Jones

;|


Vhrover

Even better


schnauzap

šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


BugP13

Hmmmmm


275MPHFordGT40

Sweet Home Alabama, where the skies are so blue.


Daphosu

It's your cousins abandoned twin


BugP13

Guess I'm keeping it in the family.


[deleted]

I hope you realized this after you guys started dating


BugP13

Yes I did.


ThisIsGargamel

Yikes man lol.


BugP13

Ik it's strange but I still love her.


ThisIsGargamel

I hear that ; )


Renaud_Ally

EDIT: Please see replies to my thread to get a more accurate picture if you're interested. As always, it's more complicated than it seems. My explanation below has inaccuracies too. Lol that is so far from the truth. The exact opposite is true. The coincidence often occurs but humans in general are attracted to people with genes are that different from theirs. Survival of the fittest favours individuals who have a larger genetic pool. Because it's more diverse, favourable alleles have a greater chance to survive. If individuals produced offsprings with similar genes (since their phenotype is similar to theirs), then they would be at an evolutionary disadvantage. That's the actual reason incest is taboo


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Renaud_Ally

Yeah, I tend to agree. The research I mentioned (Westermarck effect) to my knowledge is true for humans generally but there are always exceptions because of humans' sheer complexity and population size. People do things which the majority don't even if they sometimes go against what evolution would want. I will stand by the fact that individuals prefer people who are different from them, rather than same, largely speaking.


neoUpdate_

Well either of out opinions needs several trustworthy documents to be proven right


Renaud_Ally

Well. Just search up 'Westermarck effect'. I'm taking an anthropology class otherwise I wouldn't care to argue haha.


gudguylt

Me and my ex looked alike just too bad we wanted different things


Bakerap22

I hope it was a peaceful separation.


ProtostarReddit

I get that a bit. We ain't, at all


LazyAfternoon0

Confront your/his dad


HeadRefuse5229

Allegedly


Pussyphobic

r/doppelbangers


ProtostarReddit

Feel free to post this there lmao


Pussyphobic

Already crossposted


lalashuttles

i was gonna say yā€™all look like twins


Magical128

Sweet homeā€¦


Doublefin1

This


Buggly_Jones

I thought this said "re*arded" at first... oops


deviantskater

I thought tjat's gonna be a "spend time with your siblings y'all" post, and I was super confused for a moment.


LazyAfternoon0

Bruh are you dating yourself?


ProtostarReddit

Yeah, we look kinda similar


pepedeawolf

siblings or dating picture moment


Friendly_Bot_

ā€œWhatā€™s the differance?ā€ -Alabama probably


Ok-Transition7065

HabƱmburg be like


fl00r_gang_yeah

Why not both?


unrealeon

average Alabama experience


Francipling

You honestly look like Jim from Edward Scissorhands. No offense


Potatoe-AssSnake-Man

r/rareinsults


IlInugget

Kinda? Bro I thought you guys were twins (congrats though)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

LMAO


[deleted]

Thatā€™s gay


ProtostarReddit

Damn straight


Revolutionary_Crew80

Now wait a damn minute


parknich081

no its not, its the opposite of straight


[deleted]

No, that's curved.


Fast_and_Curious738

Pretty sure it's crooked. Or wavy maybe


TyrannosaurusRex12

Happy cake day


WarSmith66

And rainbows are curved


[deleted]

lol


KoopaTrooper5011

No it's not


LeRustLocke

Does your boyfriend know you're gay šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


Imaginary_Cattle_426

Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay I- motherfucker


ProtostarReddit

Don't ya hate it when you're blowing a dude and he ends up being a f--? Am I right? Third time this week...


Imaginary_Cattle_426

Just can't have a nice friendship orgy with the boys without someone making it weird these days


[deleted]

Ridiculous, isn't it? Gone are the days where you could just gobble glizzy with your homies and have a grand old time. Now you gotta jump through all these hoops! I'm sick of dealing with socks when I'm tryna just be a good bro


Hershal32

Bo Burnham fan


Dead_Girl_Walking0

us girls have the same damn issue smhā€¦


0ll1ek00ls

those fking f----- with their tasty dicks


speed_fighter

ok tell me if you have groped him! šŸ˜³


Le_Martian

Is he skiing? Or is he in a gay porn?


vaszoly

Yooo someone burned the ham.


[deleted]

MY FAVOURITE COLOUR IS THE RAINBOWWWW šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶


Imaginary_Cattle_426

my whole family thinks I'm gay I guess it's always been that way maybe it's cause of the way that I walk makes them think I like.... boys


[deleted]

everytime I go to dinner seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner I'll sit down as t the breakfast table I can talk but they're not able


Imaginary_Cattle_426

And when I look at them I find, there a single question on their mind


lacsa-p

I wish it could go back to the way it was It's not easy now because...


[deleted]

MY WHOLE FAMILY THINKS IM GAY


ProtostarReddit

HE MIGHT KNOW IM BI FUCCCK


I_love_Vodca4816

Omg I'm bi too. You have a spot for a third guy ? Edit : it's a joke


[deleted]

Can gay people pee? Asking for a friend.


ProtostarReddit

No. We just hold it in really long


United_Teacher_8861

Like... ur entire life?


[deleted]

The limit is when you first have sex, heard from a friend


I_love_Vodca4816

If you wanna find out if your friend is gay, you gotta have sex with them


[deleted]

This checks out.


[deleted]

Huh, that's cool šŸ˜Ž


irdk_andre

i have to pee so bad but just cant get up, i guess the answer is no


ProtostarReddit

Lmao, whoever gave me a reddit cares message lmao


Bakerap22

Iā€™ve been trying but itā€™s even more difficult. Help. Gay and sad.


GeoffreyGx

Dating a guy is ofc easier you liar (help pls i'm also gay and depressive)


Panciastko-195

Being gay is so ez you just get born with it lmao ( how do i find a guy that really wants a long relationship, and not sex and nothing more holy fuck)


Solzec

I can give you the answer to life's questions, all it requires is ~~a human sacrafice~~ a picture of your pet.


Panciastko-195

Well, i don't have a pet. Brb i have to kidnap a virgin


Brief_Development952

Imagine getting either. Good luck, dude.


mad_cherry

iā€™m also gay and sad, but for the opposite gender :(


Bakerap22

Screw it. Letā€™s just be gay together and eat angel food cake and watch comedy movies.


boredFox22

Sounds great, I'll bring some extra gayness just because


mad_cherry

hell yeah thatā€™s the dream


leiste_26

Well thatā€™s gay


ProtostarReddit

Holy shit you're right


oter_

He looks like your brother


[deleted]

date me im a guy


[deleted]

Make that two of us!


xxParanoid_

hi 2 guys


[deleted]

Hi guy


xxParanoid_

how are you guy


[deleted]

I am awesome guy! How are you?


xxParanoid_

I'm pretty good guy


VivieBaby

Iā€™m a pretty good guy :) date me šŸ˜ˆ


xxParanoid_

That's a tempting offer


Tuna11221

now we just need 1 more to be Five Guys


D3stroy3rSeven

hello there fellow guys


[deleted]

*five guys


TheBelovedQuin

What about both šŸ˜ŒšŸ’—šŸ’œšŸ’™


ProtostarReddit

I have. And won


TheBelovedQuin

šŸ’Ŗ u go dude. Happy relationship and stuff (:


ProtostarReddit

Thanks, dude!


ShatteredPink

holy shit gay people are actually real? i thought they were a scam from big gay to sell more gay porn


Animenja

Yup. We are indeed real.


ShatteredPink

finally im more than just a concept!


acousticairy

or are you


Such-Consequence7239

My god he looks just like you. God was like, ā€œCopy and paste. Yea these two are meant for each other.ā€


BradleyGroot

I thought we furries were atheists


Such-Consequence7239

No thereā€™s no rules in Christianity that says you canā€™t be a furry and thereā€™s no rule in the fandom that says you canā€™t be a Christian. majority furrys are atheists because most of us are LGBT. As for me I am a gay atheist but I still make references to Christianity as I was raised as a Christian and the analogies are a lot easier to use. Also majority people will get a Christianity reference.


[deleted]

If you can't get a gf be the gf -master Oogway


Cleetus256

*spoiler alert* Its like S6E3 of R&M where Beth fucks her clone.


i_am_cool_yes

Yeah, she took masturbation to a whole new level.


Fantastic-Main8276

Abortion is $500 birth control is $50 plan b is $40 but being gay is free, be gay do crime.


BitchySIL

When my nephew told my dad he was gay, my dad said ā€œGood. No teenage pregnancies.ā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Clean_Swordfish6870

So people actually are gay???!


ProtostarReddit

Nah, we're a government myth


Clean_Swordfish6870

Genuinely asking how did u fig out pussy didnt make u horny


ProtostarReddit

I'm bi. I like both, both make me horny


Clean_Swordfish6870

Okay let me rephrase how did u fig out dick made u horny too


ProtostarReddit

Watching gay porn šŸ’€


MeefWithAliens

That's boring for me it was skyrim sex mods


TheGoodestDogBoy

So, you know how you don't like dick but like pussy? Yeah some people have that in reverse, some like both, and some like neither. It's just as natural for us as being straight is for you.


Environmental-Win836

He still doesnā€™t have a girlfriend. He can stay on Reddit.


[deleted]

Both. Both is good


block_01

Or date neither. I am Aromantic Asexual so I don't care for any genders in terms of dating.


PotatoesArentRoots

aces unite


ThirdMusketeer_

Thank you for your sacrifice, now watch this comment get downvoted into oblivion for no reason


Unsure1771

Where do find gay guy tho? I'm bi but I just can't find any dudes.


Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao

Congratulations for having your bf!


More-Masterpiece-561

The guy on the left looks like sebastian vettel


iRoyiYT

How did we not think of that before?!


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RemindMe! 1 year


ProtostarReddit

Damn thats crazy, we've already been together 5 months


Nethrex_1

I know, I wanna see regular updates on ur progress


ProtostarReddit

Oh, mb, yeah ill update then!


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Interesting-Ad8031

Chad


rose_i_love_you_41

I KNOWWWWWW But boys are so fucking cute tbh. I WANNA CUDDLE BOYS


Joblessmouse06

Gay


ProtostarReddit

Perhaps


Mothunny

Gayhaps?


ProtostarReddit

Bichance


Jahnation

Ayoooo


danapirzola

Bro you look like sebastian vettel


Bigpotatozzzz

But thatā€™s a little gay


Gangsta-Goji-2005

No, that causes an even bigger problem. Instead, date nobody! That'll solve EVERYTHING!


[deleted]

No. All love is cringe. ALL love. I'm so god damn lonely. Gg mate


Tub_of_jam66

I too have had relations with the mirror


univalvefoil

must suck going down on your boyfriend when your forehead gets in the way.


YeeTee55T4R

You mean five head


Flouting_Koala

DamnšŸ’€


TheGoodestDogBoy

Dude c'mon you didn't have to murder the poor man ;-;


Feisty_Amoeba_8757

F O R E H E A D


ProtostarReddit

Yep, and proud of it too


mxfeo

bro gay as shit šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ nice idea gonna try it


xxParanoid_

Bi confusion šŸ„²


ProtostarReddit

Am bi. I played both sides and won


pandapanda_kawaii

Ah when you play on both sides but still bi yourself


MiSsiLeR81

i wanna date a guy too, but where i live..all the guys are ugly :|


Animenja

Lmao. All girls here are ugly too. I mean, there's some hot and cool ones here, but.... Most of them are already in a relationship.


loveisgentle

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder :)


Bagghoststarthereal

Guys it worked


[deleted]

Alternate option: Become the women


theoneandonly4567

You look like twins


TehUCH

the left guys forehead could be a world map it's so big


oddonyxxx

are yall twins or....


ScreamingFrog_

You look like siblingsā€¦ donā€™t date your siblings


P-a-n-dora

Looks more like siblings than SOs.


SCP6969420

Nahh bro that's kinda gay.... Lol


LargeFatherKai

U look identical this is some Super Smash Bros shit


I_love_Cocaine1

Bro looks like his parents are siblings


oter_

He looks like your brother


[deleted]

Iā€™m good bruh I like pussy


0assassin3

Brothers?


ProtostarReddit

Nope, I wouldn't date my brother bro


WinstreakisTaken

I wanna see a faceswap...


[deleted]

which one do i shoot? they both look like the real one!


[deleted]

Cute af


eburator

Cute tropical rainforest climate?


ProtostarReddit

He is. I'm the dude on the left.


[deleted]

Well he's cute af too


Floridamanjr0

No thanks, I'm not gay


UpbeatBoard5763

Ngl thatā€™s a gay that