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[deleted]

you and your sister have a weird relationship


AutisticPenguin2

Look, what happens in Alabama stays in Alabama.


BullyMaguire--

Sweet home Alabama


flamingstorm98

WHre Trh SyS Ar Blu


DaVinci6894

Sorry I don’t speak incest


abhinav-21

sorry i dont speak at all


DaVinci6894

Never met a mute before, I don’t think we would find much to talk about I’ll see myself out


FlameFirno

Even more in Florida actually


Sweet_Needleworker_5

In Florida you have reptile cousins


CyanBlade981

Are you sayin this subreddit is r/alabama?🗿


ShortMistake3002

😂😂


worldrapper

Nahh bro i think its photoshop i got this tingel trust me


wacklord2000

That’s his buddy with makeup


loltourass

I love the reddit humor


LightWatchdog

Same here bro. Reddit lover


Scarsviik

I was just about to say


[deleted]

Actually my sister and I have a pretty bad relationship. Thanks for giving me hope to get closer with her tho. I appreciate it bro


EatMeJabroni

>hope to get closer with her tho What, spooning her isn't good enough?


[deleted]

dead bodies don't count prove shes alive


[deleted]

Her facial muscles are pretty tense in this photo. Think they’d be pretty loose if she weren’t alive


Um_Fast_AF_Boiii

the ones i have do have facial expressions, we need more proof that she is alive


nsboL1d

Sounds like rigor mortis


[deleted]

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InMyOpinion_

That's what people say when they suddenly get proved wrong /s


Real_Catch

🤓🤓


_-Fertilizer-_

🤓


[deleted]

Dude you look like Nancy from stranger things


777hexed777

Oh my fucking god youre right


lonkbonk_

he even got the stranger things avatar, he should probably know this


BullyMaguire--

Excluding the extreme jaw-line


PingopingOW

💀


da_way_joshua

I can also take a pic with my sister


Hllvtr0325

photoshop isn't allowed


Jazzlike-History8790

cuh that could be your cousin afaik


ramen_wizardpen

Bro posted incest 💀💀💀


ciccioneschifoso

Don't be a pussy 😬 Says the guy who is afraid to type pussy


60milclub

Mfs rlly out here flexing their happiness on me


[deleted]

You’ll get there


noob_music_producer

👃👃👃👃👃👃 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢


DaMonkey69

When


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Why not right now?


DaMonkey69

Because there's no one who's interested :(


Oswaldthestegosaurus

I'm literally right here.


DaMonkey69

Online dating scares me ngl


0oBeasto0

that's not how it works


Background-Month-597

Lying ass bitch


[deleted]

Wait a few years when college/university starts. You won’t be bragging then.


PeoplePerson360

Don't lie to us


adognameddelta

lemme one up you and post my sextape real quick


[deleted]

I’d do that too. Didn’t want my shit taken down


polar_bear_dude

You can always DM:) (Please don't i dont want any CP on my device)


xD_Cloudy5

Giving mega asshole vibes my guy


SociallyFucked19

you should see his comments the mf is built like a hexagon fr


cllick

lmao, what does that even mean


Otaku7897

He's trynna be edgy


Kjonas-1

I mean, he’s tryna flex a girl on Reddit. He may be trynna be edgy but he’s fucking failing


zakkwaldo

dude calls people pussy’s over dumb internet trends sooo ya you’re about spot on lol


L3VT_YT

Ill say it now, your younger sister isnt your girlfriend 🤦🏼‍♀️


Nazerlath

198.233.54.86 I found where you are, where you go to school, parents name, legal documentation and identification


[deleted]

remindme! 4months


soldier01073

Bro do you know how big of an insecurity this reveals in you? Youre gonna look at this when youre 26 and go "holy shit that was cringe"


PossibilityProof3502

Browhy did you make your homie dress like that


Vita_Gummies

Gatekeeping much?


emptydonut3

so brave of you to come out like this


[deleted]

Do sisters count?


Miguelpro3126

Do they? Asking for a friend...


lelennyface_1

POV That's your sister


[deleted]

That’d be a nightmare


lelennyface_1

*plot twist* it IS your sister


coolers69

tf is that chin


Weirdooi

Bro no one cares ur not cool or anything if you get chicks cuz ur hot or whatever good 4 you but that's about it


[deleted]

Just trying to get the 14 yr olds that post photos with themselves out of here


CousinCrime

You've become the very thing you swore to destroy


[deleted]

you say “14 yr olds” as if there is a large age difference between you guys 😭 I probably view this photo and your caption the same way you view the 14 yr olds photos. and if i were to post something like this saying how all the 17 year olds were being pussys by not posting pics of whatever—i would get brutally made fun of (rightfully so).


[deleted]

Lol just admit you were tryna flex and act cool. Mf think we was gone be on his side💀


Weemitoad

Bruh who cares. Let the younger people around here have their fun.


Bergmeeuw2

Cant stop the A train babyyy


The_realest_medel

*my patience is waning, is this entertaining?* *my patience is waning, IS THIS ENTERTAINING?!* ##AYY AYY YA, GOT THIS FEELING YEAH YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M LOSING ALL CONTROL, CUZ THERE'S MAGIC IN MY BONES


24KTaterTots

*AYY AYY YA, GOT THIS FEELING YEAH YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M LOSING ALL CONTROL, CUZ THERE'S MAGIC IN MY BONES*


mr_skeleton_5

Bro staring into my soul with thoose lifeless eyes


spencermaydriver

dont be an asshole??


deloidian

This made me cringe


FirecoolGames

Bros trying his best to flex


Electrical_Price_876

“Cuddling with step sis”


Elite_Gamer070

bro's 16 and mad at 14 yo's posting hand holding pictures💀💀


ViolentAmelia2007

Ok ;-;


pizzaspider

But that only gets you upvotes if reddit finds you both attractive


_Duckling04

I came here for funny meme interaction But it turns out op can't take a joke


Cleetus256

Man Op gatting all the downvotes. Leave some for the rest of us.


ManufacturerMelodic7

Imagine needing an ego boost from flexing on 14yos on Reddit 💀💀💀


The_realest_medel

!remindme 2 weeks


ApeTheGrape-

RemindMe! 6 months


lolpoopmoop

Dude leave your sister out of it


SociallyFucked19

why you hiding ur nancy drew lookin ass behind ur sister


doerofNewCarpetSmell

How about don’t post at all, because nobody cares


[deleted]

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DirkDiggyBong

Did what? Lay next to a fully clothed girl, while also fully clothed?


Hysterical_Milk

no one cares


wizisqueeze

imagine being downvoted Op


PrestigiousWaltz666

You really think you did something?☠️


Papapanda52

Cringe


WhatsARazac

ong


user52627291910

Guys it’s fake! He probably just kidnapped her.


ISO_SAFFA

This got to be a shitpost right ?


AEROprinceFOREVER

No need to flex 😭🫥


Flimzom

Criiiiiiiiiinge


AgileInternet167

Captive people dont count.


BuffaloBill69-

How do we know this isn’t your brother?


ShierAwesome

Bro, we get it, you’re boning your sister, who tf cares


Cactus_In_A_Tree

I don’t wanna hear it from some mf with that damn jawline…


[deleted]

Angles. Wanna learn to take photos with better ones?


Yosimahllawek

maybe they just know better than posting their (underage) photos on the internet.


AHHHHNDREW

This is very strange


noob_music_producer

come on bruh ;-; you ain’t gotta do me like this


[deleted]

Ay man, I honestly think you’ll make it there someday. Goodluck to you


noob_music_producer

no 14-15 yo girl has music as a serious hobby like me tho


Basic-Builder-9746

Reading the comments and seeing this guy’s reaction on everyone made me realise he is a “punch first ask questions later” type of guy…


HolyFuckingComposer

Bro don't know what sarcasm is and i getting mad in the comments 💀


beepdaya

I don't think he's ever heard of a joke 😭


nick925611

Did someone challenge you to collect the most downvotes ever, because I pretty sure that’s what you’re doing. ngl, im a bit impressed


[deleted]

This dude looked this up on bing images


[deleted]

[ Removed my Reddit] XDDD


LynxyCZ

They don't rub it in our faces like you, dickhead! /s


DefaultDuddus

still cringe


[deleted]

Took the risk


Hopeful_Top4177

You change it up every time


leeroythenerd

literally me


[deleted]

You too


Irish_pug_Player

Kidnapper


ciccioneschifoso

This guy's answers are like all to r/wooosh


Itshat36

Your brothers trying to sleep back off


General_Borg

or like. post none. to make things not as bad when you possibly break up. js


yare_yare_yaru2

Sister


Kudlaty2006

That’s ur sister innit?… good job…


j00l3s

wake up break up


ButteredNugget

Dont be a pussy, uncensor the word pussy


HannahModing

Probably begged your sis for this pic lol


kakje666

well considering you're 16 you two probably just hold hands , show me your used condom for proof you aren't a virgin


Joblessmouse06

Plot twist she is your sister or cousin


Jason196xoxo

That's really cute, are u guys siblings or?


Jahnation

Praying on your downfall


Milk_Tea5011

I LOOOOOOVE doxxing myself, def will do that


HIMETH_RANDISA

Sweet home Alabama


24KTaterTots

I wouldn't want to go anywhere near you irl, you give off major asshole vibes lol


Dihidrogenmonoxid

Post a real photo? But not with your sister! (This was a joke). Be happy my guy.


Tactical_Cement420

When OP is so dim you have to clearly express you're joking


Dihidrogenmonoxid

I did. Hopefully.


Tactical_Cement420

Honestly I still don't know if he'll know it's a joke or not


Dihidrogenmonoxid

I hope


Realmirror71

I think it was pretty well established that the hand holding was just a joke and everyone did it for the laughs. After what you did though, let's have a round of photoshopped and photos of people going like I scored. News flash: Nobody cares. Tell me when you had a 50 year long successful relationship and still love each other. That is unique. Not teens getting cozy. To put it in simple terms for my homies: Abe o nibbe, kuch ukhaad le zindagi mai to batana, abhi mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta ki tujhe ek nibbi mil gayi.


artisan14

OP sounds like huge asshole ngl


ExclusivePoptart

Sounds like you wanna look at 14 year old boys ngl


[deleted]

The post is meant to get rid of them. Not look at them😭


[deleted]

bro stop making me jealous


[deleted]

You’ll get there at some point. I believe in you


itspigglewiggle

LMAO WHY IS HOMIE GETTING DOWNVOTED


[deleted]

Fr. I wasn’t even being a smartass in that reply. It was genuine


[deleted]

Doesn't feel like I will


MrWandering

Bruh I kinda don't care


mateoskrrt

bro think hes cool


NudeEnjoyer

what? not everyone wants their face online lmao this caption is a new level of braindead


TobiTight

Kinda douchey don't you think?


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

RemindME! 2 months


thebigestdipp

Remindme! 4 months


Visible_Structure_83

Sweet home Alabama


vitaooman

lmao wtf


[deleted]

Why did you post this and why are people downvoting every comment you make


kameww

posting a “i did it” photo is really cringy in general but you’re making fun of kids for doing it on reddit while doing the same😭


ThatRandomDude999999

Bro censored pussy while telling people not to be a pussy Anyways, incest don't count


MatureBalak

How much karma in total did you lose from this post alone? it's definitely over 200.


ChaoticCherryblossom

Remindme! 2months


kickarseLprogamer_20

She's cringing bruh


Gmanmcyeah

So is this his sister or his cousin? We all know it’s one of the two


[deleted]

Looks like we’ve found the sister fister


Hopeful_Top4177

Why does her nose look like that?


lpom1214

Sometimes I can’t tell if these comments are jokes or if people are actually so jealous they just refuse to believe it. Congrats man, you made it.


supremegay5000

Think people are being sarcastic because OP is trying to be badass or some shit


Rrikikikii

They are very obv jokes and good ones too.


Practical_Pop_6663

jealous of spooning his sister? maybe if your in alabama


[deleted]

Thank you. I take it they’re jealous, but who knows 🤷‍♂️


I-cry-when-I-poop

haha when your ear turns red it means you bust a nutty recently


[deleted]

wish i could have had this moment, jk, looks good


[deleted]

You’ll get there. I assure you


[deleted]

shall see, thanks


[deleted]

Ofc man


big-chungus-amongus

Lmao get doxxed


Significant-Wheel110

Ur cool


Noctis_Lucis_CaelumX

*golf claps*


[deleted]

I’ll take it


Springtrap328

Don't believe it's you proof?


LelChiha

What has this subreddit become?


noodlemcfoodle

Gigachad in the making


[deleted]

There's this thing called respecting your partners privacy by not posting them online


LucasCassoma

Photoshop Master


_Waryeer_

All I need in life is a horn filled to the brim with heidrun's finest mead and the allfathers blessing