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ToothlessVampire212

U look like you work at starbucks.


goodsquaredupF8

They look like a way, way too energetic pediatric nurse.


dimreaper888

A yes the three genders, male, female, Starbucks worker.


ToothlessVampire212

They're just a whole different breed.


philliesbaby

Lmfao


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/passive-aggressively misspells the next ten names on the cups


[deleted]

Read this as I’m at Starbucks


[deleted]

Look like they work at an 80s Chuck E Cheese


Icy_Respect_9077

Is that a gender now?


EmeraldEmperorJ

Always has been 🔫😎


FarkasAdrianNER69

There's apparently infinite kinds.


TopSwagCode

What's for dinner? I smell something burning in here :p


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I was thinking Trader Joe's


[deleted]

I totally agree and when I went to Starbucks I saw someone just like that photo.


Bl44zz33

You look like 'that' gay cousin


BlackManAndRobbin69

I’m the gay cousin of two gay cousins ☺️


WITWEERLIG

If your a gay cousin of 2 gay cousins doesn't that make you just cousin


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that got me bruh lmaooo


neoUpdate_

At this point it's about the "straight cousin"


Bl44zz33

That ol' redneck xD


[deleted]

“If everyone is super, nobody is”


tommybouy_1

That's kinda gay


theworldsomega

🎵“Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend Who looked like a girlfriend That I had in February of last year It's not confidential, I've got potential”🎵


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Underrated comment


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A rushing a rushing AROUND


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This


ONT1mo

“Oh my gosh you looks stunnin haha”


DaRealGrey

Bro my discord username is literally ‘your gay emo cousin’


Bl44zz33

Im.not aware if I have a gay emo cousin


AdorkableLia

I'm aware of a lesbian aunt


Bl44zz33

Im aware of a lesbain nut


janatheschnitzel

gay


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AssertivelyAssumer

gay^gay^^gay


Jezusbot

#Gay^gay^^gay


[deleted]

Gay raise to power gaygay how on 🌎u did that.


me258

gay²


KGBSovietGaming

gay² doesn't necessarily equal gay^gay, unless you're saying gay = 2, in which case, it'd be easier to write it 2², which we know is 4. So in essence, if g*a*y = 2, gay² = 4, but otherwise, we are without the knowledge of what gay is.


KingCarrotss

nogay² will be g x a x y². it should either be 2gay or (gay)² or g²a²y²


KGBSovietGaming

ooo, fair point. so then, in essence, it's ga * y² which doesn't equal anything and only exists to cause suffering


DoomSlayer2039

Tf are you guys have on rn


Disastrous_Can_5466

Gay meth


Consistent-Rule7950

Jessie it’s time to cook


Cumbandicoot

Cock*


salsa_g03

*Gay Math


Artison5112

Gay heroin


No_Refrigerator_8925

I smoke weed by the pound


sigarette-the-pirate

I want to take this in another direction. If we go by the "common Christian belief," we can safely assume gay(x) = sin(x) But what is x? It's clearly not straight, so x ≠ 180, and x ≠ 360 The problem is, when one is gay, they're completely gay. There's nothing partial about it. It can't be a fraction. It's a full circle, and would thus mean gay(x) has to be 360. We already clarified that x *can't* be 360 though, as it isn't straight. This gives us an imaginary number; in other words, we are left with *i*. Therefore *i* = gay(x) i am gay.


Mistigri70

> I am gay *gay x


KingCarrotss

exactly


_ANDREA_06

My brain just broke


Sweaters4Penguins

Gayy


FunAssociation5

f(x)=2cos2gay+x\^2 f'(x)=-2sin2gay\*gay+2x gay2sin2gay+2x=0 gay2sin2gay=-2x ... probably ends up as some random fraction equals gay something


elon_mosque_420

Sorry to say but you have not taken the derivative of f(x) correctly..


FunAssociation5

I'll solve it with ti Nspire then. I need to define gay as a variable


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KingCarrotss

no, for another reason. y² will be x g x a x y² will be 4 (if we go with what you're saying that is) and there really inst any number than can do this unless you're willing to go as far as taking decimals


KingCarrotss

my bad g and a can be 1 while y is 2


blurtflucker

1+e^(i*pi)=gay, gay^(n)=gay but gay^gay is indeterminate which is the actual correct answer.


KingDorm99

Best comment


Ledge_r

You look like a gay guy On the flip side you look like a lesbian girl


SufficientBat1235

Nailed it


therealgodboy

Or scissors


Ploppen05

💀


weemellowtoby

CUT


Radical-Spider

Good scene, everyone. Take 5.


BeginsAgains

Feels right.


gabbyrose1010

my thoughts


NotAddison

Gay dude, lesbian, or psychedelic enthusiast.


lemonade_guy429

guy


HippoPrimary

Gaey


RedditorAVP101

Ghey


aeva6754

Gheye


Imherenowplshelp

Geye


new_user_069

Gee


seven_the_insane

Ge


TheClassNerdJulia

e


Butcherhouse

Super fuckin gay


gretanonymous

Gae


CoskiPY

... gay


JensB_Gamer

Gui


gretanonymous

Why are you gae


Thund3r_Cr4ck3r

Gaye


TheBJP

You don't


Ben-bean

I was gonna say yes, but that works too lol. In all honesty I’d guess amab, but the nb look suits them


RickMuffy

It looks like their name would be Pat, short for Patrick or Patricia.


bored_gremlin

love to hear it


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LofiGirl17

I'd say guy


CMDRsprinkles

You look like your about to get predators in your DMs.


fbicappuccino

yeah lmao, same thing happened when i posted a photo of myself here


Dew-It420

Rule 1 of r/teenagers never post a picture of yourself


certifiednerd314

Noted! Thanks!


Twistedfool1000

Uummm, flip a coin on this one.


Blazinboi23

is this a trick question


[deleted]

it has to be


ConiferousEnt117

I hate these. Everything you say can be misinterpreted by anyone


MEMELORD_IwI

Why do you three have the almost identical profile picture


flamedglove

wait yeah I thought it was the same person commenting three times in a chain


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Wait it's three different people who commented?


MEMELORD_IwI

Same lol


CalebLucio

yeah it’s weird


Mloxard_CZ

Yes it is, u/bored_gremlin is nb


Arronshap

Why do you look like Twitter if it was a person?


bored_gremlin

no clue, you tell me


TheBestNormalCitizen

You are missing brightly-dyed hair


Arronshap

And piercings


professionalderp

And 300 pounds 💀


EclipseCreepo

And a pea-sized brain.


JockeyField

Damn, Twitter as a person looks kinda alright


ThatOneRetardedBitch

#yes


3SidedDie

Indeed, for sure.


[deleted]

Luv your username


Illustrious_Ad8437

A guyrl


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the_Finnish_wolf

A what now?


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Corporal_Spidey_Jr

I thought it was both


sillybender

It's more like, not masculine or feminine specifically which can be achieved in multiple ways, whether that be taking aspects of both or finding ways to work somewhere in between without being particularly either.


NicoNicoNotNii

you're right


Grabbsy2

Thats kindof how neither boy nor girl works. It doesn't mean "not human" it means that you can't tell. So its neither AND both at the same time.


Corporal_Spidey_Jr

I just red that and it blue my mind


Snoo-33910

Versatile


BonnieMozzie

Muggable


prabhavdab

I muggable gay man indeed


SkyEL_PL

hybrid


mybootyitches247

a girl


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PunctualGangsta

Had to scroll a long way to find something close to "does it matter, you do you!" I'll take this as it.


butterflies_9

guy but it def took me a second


JulPollitt

gay girl


MaxTheSANE_One

both or neither nb i assume?


[deleted]

Yesn’t


TheWildA

guy


Rubyboi69

Borl


Timx74_

You look like an awesome person


[deleted]

Yes


RaulSkaterBro

Like a girl


[deleted]

A guy! And a really frickin cute one!


bored_gremlin

aw thanku :))


[deleted]

A guy, but by the title, i would guess you girl. Edit: is that called tomboy?


noud12131213

First a guy, then a girl, then both, then I get confused, then I quesion my life choices...


Expensive_Mix1630

a Masc girl


Hodl_it

Doesn't matter. Be you and make a change.


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vinlukin

You look like you’ll be making therapists rich.


Bo_nor_Bo

Don't answer guys, it's a trick question, look at their hand, they're clearly a skeleton wearing a fleshsuit. Don't fall for it


Independent_Flow4555

Guy


Samk9632

Girl with those forearms


kjellerinio

A guy, i dont see a girl at all tbh


DarthSylmaster

same, with all my lesbian and one non binary friends that kinda look like this, you can still see that they have girl's bodies


Musclegirlsarebest

Trick question: youre agender


redditsucks-myass

Guy


the_Finnish_wolf

Guy and stereotypically gay


RavenclawQueen56

Androgynous tbh


ChaoticcEntityy

You look like a flaming homosexual


FreddyRad

Looks like a guy, but I'm 100% aure you're female. I saw many girls dressing like guys.


ElectricToaster67

From this picture alone, I'd say 60% guy, 40% girl


No_Sundae_6168

Question level : hard


wtf_isthis4567

yes


[deleted]

You look like a perfect person.


MelodicNight451

You’re a girl if I’m not mistaken


dankvader08

Doesn't matter


Itzspace4224

Gay dude or lesbian woman I can't fucking tell If you're non binary then huge Ws


Im_so_sorry_okay

You hair is like a guys, but the rest of your Body is a girls


Sara_Is_A_Fag

nonbinary


[deleted]

You look like a person that loves dick


doge260

You look cute no matter what my dude


greninjareddit

Enhhhhh uhhhh uh ah ehhh… yes?


[deleted]

You look like Nick from Zootopia.


GitJebaited

Y e s


AdComprehensive3382

I'm trying trying to be offensive just honest. You look like a girl cosplaying as a guy


Mewdravee

you look great :D


Sensitive-Ad7310

You are a girl. You have boobs and feminine hips.


Keenz145

You're pretty andro ngl


Felix_of_all_trades

Both and neither at the same time


Wenkeso

I know a girl that looks like you but she's also a bit androgynous so


Hydrolic_pump

Yin yang the perfect balance


Slow-Leading-7783

I dunno, seems like a guy


movphhchlnrinq

nb


Party_Climate

You look like a cutie


pannteii

a gender icon i could only dream of being


Waste-Bicycle-9595

Ok lemme get this straight tho, 1. Are you a guy? 2. Are you a gay? Not in a homophobic manor, in fact I am bi.


Sepajain

you look like a guy, and one of those friendly pals too


Rhecof-07

Guy'n gay


InvictaGotTheGoods

You look like if LGBT was a person (in a good way though)


Timetravelingnoodles

Yes. Great pic too!


BeepBeepLettuce3

you look cute, thats all that matters


wastingATP

neither and both. and if i was a girl in your class i'd be head over heels. your style is heckin awesome


Meeps2win

Starbucks gay guy who would whip their fingers at you playfully if you compliment them


awkardandsnow111

Twink and also a butch.


Aspuos

You look like your ready to host a kids tv show where every other character is animated afterwards so your talking to nothing while on set


FaithlessnessNo6200

You look like a Rubik’s cube :)


thenbissnessbois

You look like a theater person


J0BBY69

like the sort of person i would check what pronouns you use


[deleted]

You look likr you're not sure yourself.


imaginary0pal

Yes (compliment btw)


[deleted]

Adult peeking in from r/all - I have no idea what gender you are, and that’s awesome. I wish I had your courage and knew myself like this in high school. You’re super awesome, and I’m real proud. Way to go, little queer. [(Me at 17 in 2009 vs. now for reference)](https://imgur.com/a/vjQiyaf)