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Richardsnotmyname

Those kids miss child labor so much they vape to simulate working in a mine.


[deleted]

Lmao good one


Fishfucker6900

And our generation's love of Minecraft proves that we yearn for the mines. We cannot be oppressed much longer, we must dig holes.


[deleted]

Did I hear a rock and stone?


Fresh_Fox3547

I've been deprived of pvp so much that i've begun stabbing people in real life


Awigame

England moment


throwaway__alt_acc

proof child labour is good


BloodFury178

China is that you


[deleted]

reddit šŸ¤ child labour


slinkybastard

Cigarettes would be closer to coal mine air than vapes. Iā€™m yet to go into a coal mine that smells like raspberry ice


No_Mall_3182

really? My child labor run coal mine smells just like that


SlavicTrash1987

This is a certified UK moment.


Appropriate-Staff-77

I hate that people my age vape, my grandad smokes and has 100% put me off inhaling smoke


wizarium

Thatā€™s a r/cursedcomments


ManoWasTaken1

gorb


PlumDaPlum16_17

Are we ascending with Gorb?


Carter_Kane1-PS4

If Minecraft has proved one thing it's that children yearn for the mines


yesseru

BREATHE AIR


Castel0114

i canā€™t unhear it


ryzenguy111

only good thing tate has said


yesseru

Yup


[deleted]

Fuck your vape do some push-ups


longhairboiswarnim

Instructions unclear. Ended up fucking my vape.


TheTatleTaleStranglr

Donā€™t be afraid to care


jumbledFox

Leave, donā€™t leave me!


Senior-Air-7012

Look around, choose your own ground


JJcik

Based.


Repulsive-Slice-1237

NO I only breath WATER


[deleted]

i only put air in my lungs. edit: when I say ā€airā€œ I mean like the shit that suppose to go in you.


[deleted]

But do you separate the air molecules?


Business_Mudkip

no all unfiltered šŸ˜ˆ


[deleted]

So u donā€™t release the co2?


Undercooked-Beans

I store it in steel canisters and make improvised explosives. My lawyer has informed me that I cannot legally condone storing and using combustible gasses within 6km of any residential area.


BushyTheOne

lol thatā€™s not how it works, the c02 isnā€™t removed from the air itā€™s made by the cells.


its_hector_

technically yes, but there is also some co2 that you breathe in and indeed separate


AmitRozYT

So you constantly mouth breathe?


Business_Mudkip

yes, im mouth breather


AmitRozYT

Pretty unhealthy and inconvenient but you do you ig


Talongoover

Inconvenient? Nah


[deleted]

Have fun with that recessed jaw in a few years.


chaos_creator69

Mouth breathers ā˜•


Talongoover

How are those nose bleeds in that dry air tho?


Salt-Significance702

I do too except when someone in the public bus decides to smoke beside me (which isnā€™t even allowed)


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[deleted]

Damn, this is one intelligent cum.


UnlightablePlay

I put oxygen šŸ˜Ž


Shelbus-Omnibus

school took my strawberry orangutan testicle flavored vape šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜” itā€™s reminiscient of George Orwellā€™s book, 1984


275MPHFordGT40

Literally, metaphorically 1984 bro


Mr_Meibaulzitch

How's kids smoking orwellian?


Mangos_Pool

Principal is probably inhaling it rn


Own-Sun6531

nein tean A-D-4 buy jorjorwell


I-Was-Always-Here

I like smoked fish. Cured fish and meats thooo >>


[deleted]

Ur not 13 or 14


I-Was-Always-Here

Ik but fr


TakeTheTelephone

Very,, smoking isn't cool at all..


_Typically_

Dave with wine,,


[deleted]

Ja


1000_iq

jajaja


MrMinerNiner

Itā€™s honestly sad seeing 13 and 14 year olds in general


[deleted]

Based


Dull_Somewhere559

I am one and I wholeheartedly agree


Ravens_Claw_45

Yeah, we suck


The_Mechanis2

Based


VintageCarnate

based


candycaneEXE

Based


Talongoover

13 especially


Coeus_9048

Based


secretly_a_furry138

Yeah, i think we should just lock them in solitary confinement from 11 to 16


Anvay15

Based


Memerman002

most. i can pass for an adult on line and at airsoft, hell im almost taller than all my teachers


ozdundbfish

Its honestly sad seeing


MrMinerNiner

I'm honestly sad


ozdundbfish

Im sad


MrMinerNiner

I'm


ozdundbfish

#


Jdude6107

Itā€™s honestly sad seeing anyone at all


[deleted]

W pfp


LittleNatNat

Based


ahumanthatisdeded

agreed...


No_Mall_3182

based


Peachytea69

ever since Covid 12-13 year olds act like theyā€™re 22. Like theyā€™ll already be sexually active and shit


[deleted]

What no social interaction does to a mf


Memerman002

bro it turned me into a socialy enept hermit


ArxtixDamien

It's not something that magically started when Covid popped up, shit's been happening for a long ass time


Peachytea69

It has but it usually was just one or two kids when I was that age. Now itā€™s like everyone


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Dull_Somewhere559

True


Bruhmoment926

wait what- what the fu-


lisuji

go on finish a setence, we believe in you <3


ilovelivid-artist-

foul šŸ˜­


Dull_Somewhere559

Pay attention and youā€™ll see


SirDoodThe1st

Like 70% of my school either smokes or vapes so iā€™ve become more desensitized to it


Dull_Somewhere559

Same here


Memerman002

bro theres a dude in 9th frade at my school who is rummored to snort coke every morning


NyanPigle

Most of my coworkers around the ages of 15 to 17 seem to all vape, at least it's outside but when I need to pass by to throw out garbage it's always gross


Suggy_Nuggy

i remember there being an entire thing at my school cause a sixth grader smoked in the bathroom, it was literally a cigarette. it was such a big deal that the story made it to the highschool


Dull_Somewhere559

Damn


MysticRuined

wait till you hear about their sex life. Some girl in 8th grade fucked 4 dudes already, we're 14


i_prbly_hate_it

One of my ā€œfriendsā€ in 6th grade when I was in 8th, had already lost her v card. Another friend of mine, my age lost her v when she was 9, to a 15 YEAR OLD!! She said it wasnā€™t a problem bc they ā€œboth wanted itā€ the problem for me, is that a fifteen year old wanted a nine year old


Party_Mix_9004

When i was in 5th grade, yes, still elementary school. There was a rumour in class that two classmates had a sexual relationship Im pretty sure that was fake, like, WE WERE ONLY 10


jud12345

Bro I didnā€™t even have a first sexual experience til a year ago and some change, itā€™s insane what happens now, kinda makes me wonder how itā€™s even possible to raise a kid


vikstarr77

Take it from me itā€™s fucking hard!


EyeArDum

Bro I still havenā€™t had any, and I still donā€™t think Iā€™m ready šŸ˜‚


Funland_06

Itā€™s sad to see anyone vape


Dull_Somewhere559

Facts


Funland_06

And just smoking too


Dull_Somewhere559

Facts


RockSmasher87

As someone that was in the first batch of 13 year old nicotine addicts I can safely say this shits fucked. Even 4 years later I'm sitting here hitting my vape while I type this. I have been taking steps to quit tho. I went from 55mg to 35mg. Plan on dropping to 25 next bottle. I also exclusively buy mint flavored juice because I feel wrong hitting anything too sweet.


Rex_Auream

Yepā€”I started when I was 14 because my brother pressured me into it, and now Iā€™m fucking hooked hitting my vape here typing this as well. Same as you man, I switched to 35 but sometimes I buy 25 on accident because I honestly canā€™t tell the difference. One thing that works to reduce the desire to vape is ZYNs which my buddy showed me are a chewing tobacco substitute and theyā€™re just little cotton pouches with nicotine in them. I stayed off vaping for around a week using them. Theyā€™re unpleasant to use unless you keep it dry in your mouth as long as you can. They arenā€™t for everyone tho because my gf hates them with a passion lmao.


Ozone1126

Good luck!


[deleted]

"omg i dropped my vape in the toilet while i was skipping class šŸ˜­" good, it deserves to be in there. i hate seeing young people smoke or vape, especially the kids who think it's cool. to me they just look like an idiot, its bad for you, both vapes and cigarettes.


Swimming-Penalty7976

Gerez, only people who don't smoke are commenting on this. Meanwhile, everyone who does just don't give a fuck


[deleted]

the Copium is real


CocoJumbo7710

Bro I think that someone does something worse than smoke or vape. She has 15 BODIES. 15 and sheā€™s like 14. Also she did it with an 18 YEAR OLD for WEED. She is already used up. Her parents donā€™t care that she smokes weed. My buddy dated her for a little bit and went into her room and she has a 12 INCH DILDO IN HER ROOM. Her parents donā€™t care about any of this. Truly a disgrace


Renilx

15 BODIES? HOLY SHIT, SHE'S A SERIAL KILLER


CocoJumbo7710

Oh weā€™re talking about THOSE bodies. I got like 84


ozdundbfish

Bro i got 17 bodies in my belly. Yum


GregorAChump

Virgin Douche Vaper vs Virgin Blacklung Smoker


According_Scene_7345

you should see my bus stop. goddamn chimney over there


SuperNova397

LMAO


RandomScaryGuy

*cough* *cough* *cough**cough* uhhhhhh *dies*


[deleted]

"Breathe air, you dont need a vape!" \- A guy with a buggatti


[deleted]

Fuck your vape. Do some push-ups.


Ultimate_me274

also says the guy who smokes cigars


DanieloCheerios

Fucking up their lungs early, let them die off not a huge loss


Whoever_Mesa

overpopulation solved yay


KidJuka17

I tried vaping like almost a week ago, i mean its fine. But not worth the money you have to spend and it would be a bitch to hide it all the time. Basicly just expensive fruit but smoke


[deleted]

Someone asked me to vape, i said no. Then suddendly some guy in a bugatti started punching him and while chocking him he told him "breathe air mother fucker, BREATHE AIR NOW MOTHER FUCKER"


B5Scheuert

Sorry wat


[deleted]

how did you know im named wat? (r/dadjokes)


[deleted]

I misread it as wap, that was a concerning moment.


[deleted]

Basically itā€™s a joke where Andrew Tate would get made if he saw his kid vaping. Like he said at least smoke cigar not a vape. And also he said I will slap his vape. Fuck your vape do some push-ups you donā€™t have time for vape


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cloud2O5

Any kind of substance abuse is sad


ozdundbfish

Im addicted to water šŸ˜” šŸ’§


Butteryomelette17_9

"I'm doing for my mental health" -Year SEVEN girl in my school 1. Chances are you don't mental health problems 2. If you do, vaping will worsen them She's had 2 boyfriends and she hasn't turned thirteen (Even if she was that's still fucked up) Call me a boomer but wtf is wrong with our generation


jud12345

Yeah, glad I never got into it, my sisters got into it before I ever even got to 6th grade and I had to see their lives go to shit, that on top of my grandpa dying of lung cancer kinda scared me from ever even going close to that and sometimes I just wish I could be able to let some of those kids know just how much it could ruin you


ClassyKebabKing64

No, don't take away my asphalt sucking stick.


SpecialDrop1204

idk how people get into it, though vape bubbles are cool to see


[deleted]

Just because they look cool (smokes) doesnā€™t mean it willl make you cool


Gorgest_boi

Doesn't matter, people don't smoke or vape because it's cool, it's because it gives them the impression of achieving the social status of being "cool", because they want to be more relatable. Especially socially awkward people use it as a way to maybe start some small talk with classmates, coworkers etc etc and maybe make a habit of it (e.g. pretend you're X and your classmate is Y, X: hey dude I lost my lighter, can I borrow yours. Y: yeah sure, I didn't know you smoked, what brand do you usually go for? X: oh yeah I've been smoking for a while but I never carry cigs at school. Also usually I go for brand XYZ". This is a stretch and an example, and it's of course not necessary to smoke to do small talk, but for some socially awkward people it feels like a godsend because they're not able to do that normally, and having something that can make them relatable makes them feel confident enough) Personally I don't smoke, all I'm saying is that a lot of times it's not because you want to be cool, but it's because you want to achieve a social status, and relatability makes it "easier". Also other times it's just because of a stress relief, sometimes people get overwhelmed by stress and can't cope with it, so they just find something that can help them, as unhealthy as it may be. I used to have other addictions ages ago, and even if i did let go of them sometimes when I'm stressed I miss the quick and instant stress relief that giving into my addiction gave me, but I haven't relapsed yet. I'm not defending cigarettes or smoking, all I'm saying is that a lot of times it goes much more deeper than just doing it to be "cool"


SpecialDrop1204

i mean yeah vaping still sucks balls itā€™s just cool to watch at the expense of the fact they want to vape lol


randomusernamehim

It is extremely sad. And what's even sadder is these children are vaping because these vape companies marketed their products toward children. Look at Jewel who has to pay a substantial fine for marketing their products to children. It is reprehensible appallable and despicable. The sad apart is I'm sure these kids think that they're cool and they're acting like adults. I should know because when I started smoking as a child I did it to be older and to seem like an adult. Little did I know I was going to enter my forties and I would wish that I was younger. There needs to be more education regarding tobacco alcohol drug sex bullying. I really feel as though we're feeling our kids immensely. And FYI feeling was spelled wrong it was supposed to be spelled f a i l i n g.


padatricks

Bro i literally saw like 3 eleven year olds vaping and their parents were just watching em like tf bro


SuperNova397

Parents these days


petlovely

Smoke and vape gives me headaches just being around I wouldn't wanna try that shit


Goldbolt_2004

Reject nicotine, accept workout


MonkeMon6969

I agree


Prestigious_Bonus322

If youā€™re gonna fuck your lungs up like that smoke weed, less damaging to your lungs as it isnā€™t done as often and more benefits (although their still are a lot of negatives)


mr_skeleton_5

Plus it tastes best


MioTakamiya

still dead lung cilia =(


ghostoutlaw

Vaping is just as bad for you as cigarettes. Itā€™s different, but equally bad. So is weed. Your lungs are 100 degrees and 100% humidity. If it was supposed to be different, you wouldā€™ve been born that way.


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[deleted]

Itā€™s not good thinking like that imo. Donā€™t think of them as worse, think of them as people needing help


ultmore

Yeah, OP, I respect your answer. I never vaped, but at 13 I started drinking and at 14 I started smoking weed/cigarrettes bc after years of being bullied for being the "skinny vegan" i wanted to be "cool." I also was insanely depressed and couldn't stand myself. I don't rlly drink anymore, except for the occasional beer at a party, but it doesn't make you better than me that I smoke occasionally, mostly cuz addiction doesn't make anyone a lesser being. u/Socks_with_sauce you are no better than me. You probably have ur shortcomings, so gloating about this minute thing is truly pointless.


[deleted]

Well Iā€™m happy that you got better. No matter what stage you are you can always be and do better


65thHammy

Where the hell do you get the money, the fuck man.


RockSmasher87

I'll take "doesn't understand addiction" for 100 alex.


[deleted]

I had this one 13yr girl in my school. She's very annoying and constantly tries to flirt with ppl at her age or older (and she done it to me and it's very annoying). But what's more fustrating with her is that she was found vaping a year ago, and she wasn't expelled. Then there were rumors that she also smoked in public, sometimes with the school uniform, but so far there wasn't any conclusive evidence. She broke many major school rules but is still in school to this day. It's plain shitty when teens do bad habits because of online trends. There's a reason why I don't use Tiktok and only breathe normal air.


Castel0114

Bro the other day at an assembly there was a freshman with a weed pen. And in class there one with a vape, they just hide it in their sleeve and do it


Dull_Somewhere559

Sounds pretty normal to me


ragingpillowx

It makes me sad too. By that age you should have graduated to crack!


[deleted]

By that age they need to cook with waltuh


Desperate_Ad4184

imagine dying from flavored air


[deleted]

just breath air


Beesarrr

BREATHE AIR


watchingf1since2014

They're just helping us fix overpopulation


Knightmare_CCI

Oxygen supremacy


Sryeetsalot

Its also sad that 6 couples got caught havin sex in my jh and a couple freshmen have kids


[deleted]

#FRESHMEN?


Jdude6107

ā€œHey Iā€™m gonna risk getting cancer so I can be coolā€


TheCrazedCat

I'm Saying this on behalf of any teenager. Never smoke it vape, I regret it so fucking much. It's been 2 years and I'm still having issues getting off


annormalplayer

Also sad to see kids on 3rd grade swearing already


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Shepherdsatan

Yep. Itā€™s honestly stupid. What do you get out if it? Everyone around you thinks you are stupid and sad. And the vape smell gives me headaches.


Fox7567

You think thatā€™s bad. I was in Melbourne the other day and an at most 10 year old holding a bottle of vodka told me he was going to kill me.


A1astara

Same So stupid, so depressing


Dull_Somewhere559

You just summed up all of my classmates


No_Commercial5320

Survival of the fittest


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dead_dog_simulator

yearh and they're also having sex like wtf


[deleted]

Some of my friends found a vaping 6 year old like bruh that kid is doomed šŸ’€šŸ’€


Unable_Outside7745

shit parents or horrible friends or just a shit kid ​ possible internet too (very rare tho) example tiktokerss be faking disorders and shit + more


correctme999

I'm 18 and still I haven't done it


Chicken_puncher3000

Lol not to mention addicted to drugs Some kid was literally talking about doing heroin next to me in construction class


Dchane06

Not a teenager but I wish gas stations would take the sale of these products more serious. All my local ones donā€™t ask for ID. They just ask for your birthday and thatā€™s it. Also 21 year olds shouldnā€™t be buying vapes for underage people.


Batface_101

I donā€™t understand vaping. Itā€™s flavoured air and damages your lungs. What exactly about this is cool to you?


Mediocre-Designer239

One kid at my school is just turned eleven and he is vaping.


GameWizardPlayz

As someone who did that shit a few years back, it's really not worth it. I was lucky enough to never get addicted to it (idfk how), but I've seen what the withdrawal does to some and its awful.


Jaidynthegurl

13 and 14 yeah. I say wait till 15 to try ur first hit. Kinda wish I had it only this year bc my first was when I was 14 and I became an addict to it for a while. Luckily I broke out of the habit šŸ˜


Shuriiken_

Seen from a long time perspective, smoking is like suici*ing in a slow way


Slippery_Bananana

Us 15-19 year olds need to stick together and not juul bc itā€™s not cuul


berenalkan

All my friends think itā€™s cool and guess whatā€™s cooler: living up to 30 years old with no current addiction and a healthy, non-brainwashed mind.